Chapter 153: Don't Offend the Villain
"What a lot of strength! I'm afraid this piece of bluestone weighs three hundred pounds, General Dian Wei, you can even lift it with one hand, and you can also lift it above your head to play, it is simply a natural divine power, a hero is unparalleled, and Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, can't catch up! Yang Hong's frog at the bottom of the well, I always thought that Xu Chu and Xu Zhongkang of Xuzhou were already the number one strong man in the world, but today I saw General Dian, your world's might, and I knew what a mountain is higher than a mountain, and there are strong players in the strong! The general is mighty, unparalleled in the world, and admired by the great! The general's divine power is overwhelming, and Hong is even more admired to the ground, which is indescribable! Yes! Pull out the mountain and cover the world......! ”
Okay, let's take a look at the situation of our Yang Hong and Yang Changshi. In order to get some political points in the action of welcoming and returning the emperor, our deputy director Tao forced Cao Boss to agree with the Xuzhou army to send an envoy group with the army to the west to conquer King Qin, and accompanied the Cao army to rescue the unlucky emperor Han Xiandi in history, and then our deputy director Tao put a large number of celebrities and scholars under his rule, and unexpectedly let the infamous Yang Hong Changshi serve as the head of the envoy, and led fifty experienced soldiers to join Cao Boss's westward expedition team with heavy gifts, and went to welcome the return of Emperor Han Xian on behalf of the Xuzhou Thorn Mansion.
Such a glorious thing as a rescue and rescue, changing to other Qingliu celebrities is simply a beautiful difference that cannot be sought, but in the eyes of our realist Yang Hong Changshi, it is a big drudgery that there is no oil and water to fish, and he once repeatedly refused to take orders, but Deputy Director Tao took a fancy to some of Yang Changshi's special abilities, and insisted on letting Yang Changshi do this drudgery, and finally our Yang Changshi's thin arms couldn't twist his thighs, so he had to quietly curse the new lord's unkindness with his eyes, and led the team to join Cao Boss's welcoming team.
And after walking with Cao Jun, Yang Changshi was not only out of habit, but also afraid that Cao Boss would take the opportunity to poison and create a human tragedy of thieves attacking and killing the Xuzhou envoy group, so our Yang Changshi naturally said similar words every day, almost to every Cao Jun general, almost flattering when they met, and sycophant when they opened their mouths, but unfortunately, Cao Jun never became interested in our Yang Changshi's sycophancy - just like this time, our Yang Changshi's sycophancy has not been finished, General Dian Wei, who was exercising with a stone, was already angry and shouted: "Shut up! What is Xu Chu's strength, I know better than you, don't put a high hat on me here! If you have something to say, let it go! ”
"Mom, give you three points of color and dare to open a dyeing workshop, sooner or later one day you will want your turtle son to look good!" Yang Changshi, who belonged to the same category as Deputy Director Tao, of course muttered so in his heart, and also added the swear words he learned from the new lord. However, scolding in his heart and scolding in his heart, Yang Changshi didn't dare to scold his heart in front of Dian Wei, so he could only nod and say: "Troubled Dian Lieutenant Cao Gong, just say that the little envoy has something important to ask to see, please Ming Gong must meet him." ”
"Do you have something important to see?" Dian Wei was even more unhappy, and shouted: "How many important things do you have?" Last time, the axle of your carriage was broken, and you had to borrow two horses to sit on it, saying that you had something important to see! Last time, I thought that the man didn't serve you well, and I wanted to borrow the army singer to serve you, and I also had something important to ask to see! It's all trivial things, you're very idle as my father-in-law, aren't you? ”
"Mom, I'm not borrowing it from you, are you in a hurry [***]?" Yang Changshi scolded a dirty word learned from Deputy Director Tao in his heart, and said with a smile on his face: "General Dian Mingjian, this time there is really something important, the tent brought by the villain is broken, and it has been drizzling in the past few days, and the villain has been drenched Originally, it was not tight, but he was about to arrive in Luoyang to knock on the emperor Long live, if the villain is sick, it will be disrespectful, so the villain wants to borrow a big tent ......." ”
"Get out of here!" Before Yang Changshi's words were finished, Dian Wei had already thrown the stone on the ground, and roared with a blue face: "Get out of here immediately!" You dog thing, you won't make up for it yourself if the tent is broken, trouble my lord for such a trivial matter, you want to die, don't you? Get lost! If you don't roll, don't blame Lao Tzu for being polite! ”
Roaring, Dian Wei really raised his fist the size of a vinegar jar, scared our Yang Changshi is fart, and hurriedly led the people behind him to escape from the camp of the Cao Army, leaving Dian Wei to scold in place, and the entourage brought by Yang Changshi couldn't help but complain in a low voice: "My lord, isn't it okay to make up for your tent if it is broken, or live in a small tent temporarily, why bother to ask to see Cao Thief for such a trivial matter, isn't this self-inflicted humiliation?" ”
"You know what a fart? I am doing this for the sake of the Lord's envoy and for your own life! Yang Changshi glared at his entourage and explained in a low voice: "Since we traveled west with the Cao thief, the Cao thief has not taken the initiative to summon me once, nor has he accepted the gift I sent, which proves that this old thing still hates us Xuzhou people!" This area of Luoyang is now in chaos again, thieves are rampant, what if Cao Thief sends someone to pretend to be mountain bandits and thieves to kill us? I tried my best to find an excuse to meet Cao Thief, just to get on good terms with him and please this old thing, lest this old thing have bad thoughts and ruin your little life! I'm saving you, do you understand? ”
The entourage brought by Yang Changshi is none other than Li Lang, a veteran of Xuzhou who led Tao Ying in Peiguo, who has pretended to be a bandit and robbed a passing merchant before, because he has a similar smell with Yang Changshi This time he was named by Yang Changshi to bring him to his peers, which will listen to Yang Changshi's explanation and naturally think so, and said busily: "It turns out that the adult is for this, this has to be prevented, but my lord, you should find a suitable reason, the tent is broken such a trivial matter, how can the Cao thief meet you in person?" ”
"I also know that this excuse is too reluctant, but I can't find a suitable excuse, but I hate the two times I met before, and the Dian Wei Piff stopped me from entering the account, even if I was allowed to see Cao Thief once." Yang Changshi had a sad face, at this time, just as Boss Cao's absolute henchman Xiahou Dun walked towards the Chinese army camp with his head held high, Yang Changshi's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly stepped forward to nod his head and bow his head, "General Yuan Rang, it's been a long time, the villain Yang Hong visited General Yuan Rang, and the general went to the Chinese army camp, could it be that he went to meet Cao Gong, and the villain was ...... brave." ”
Yang Changshi's words can't go on here, because Xiahoudun has already passed by Yang Changshi's side as if he didn't see Yang Changshi, and completely regarded Yang Changshi as air, Yang Changshi was inevitably embarrassed and angry, and couldn't help but scold in his heart, "Under Cao Thief's account, there is no good thing!" Cao Ying, an old thief, is not a thing! One day, I will make you all die a miserable death like Zhou Yu's husband! ”
scolded and scolded, but the former captain Dian Wei stopped Yang Changshi from entering the Cao army's tent to meet him, and no one in the Cao army was willing to introduce Yang Changshi, and Yang Changshi had no choice but to continue to move westward with the Cao army in fear, and arrived in Xingyang, which was already ten rooms and nine emptiness, in the evening of the same day, and there were only two hundred and twenty miles left from Luoyang. But at this time, there was a very unexpected news from the front - the current cavalry general Yang Feng and his uncle Dong Cheng's team arrived at Bishui Pass first, controlled Bishui Pass, the Central Plains Xiongguan, blocked Cao Jun's westward footsteps, and questioned Cao Jun's intentions, Cao Hong, the forward general of Cao Jun, excused himself to go west to Qinwang, Yang Feng was not a fool, of course he didn't believe it, and Cao Hong was not sure whether to attack Bishui Pass, so he had to send someone back to report the news.
Hearing this news, Yang Changshi, who was tasked with driving on behalf of the Xuzhou Thorn History Mansion, not only did not worry at all, but laughed so much that he couldn't even close his mouth, gloating to the extreme, and said in his heart, aren't you a thief? Now dumbfounded, right? Bishui Pass is one of the few Xiongguan in the world, this time I see how you capture Bishui Pass, how to enter Luoyang to rob the holy car? However, what surprised Yang Changshi was still behind, the next morning, Boss Cao took the initiative to send someone to invite Yang Changshi to meet, Yang Changshi wanted to make a cheap show, but he didn't dare to offend Boss Cao in Cao's military camp, so he could only honestly follow Cao Lao David's to meet Boss Cao.
Cao Boss's guards did not bring Yang Changshi to the Chinese army's big tent, but led Yang Changshi to Cao Jun's rear camp workshop, the timid Yang Changshi once suspected that Cao Boss's guards wanted to do it, until he saw with his own eyes that the black and short Cao Boss was indeed next to a Xiangyang cannon that was being built before he breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly went up to salute Cao Boss, opening his mouth is sycophants and flattering, but Cao Boss didn't eat Yang Changshi's set at all, just pointed to the Xiangyang cannon that was being built and asked Yang Changshi:" You are a messenger from Xuzhou, take a look for me, the thunderbolt built by my craftsmen, is there anything wrong? If you can point it out, you will be rewarded. ”
"I've been doing this for a long time." Yang Changshi was disappointed, and when he took a closer look at the Xiangyang cannon built by Cao Jun, he could see at a glance that this Xiangyang cannon was not the same as the Xiangyang cannon used by the Xuzhou army. But even if Yang Changshi wanted to betray Tao Ying to curry favor with Boss Cao, because the generals of Cao Jun had no interest in his bad attitude, he excused himself: "Don't blame Ming Gong, the villain is a civilian and has not participated in the creation of weapons, so I don't know if your craftsmen are wrong." ”
Boss Cao glanced at Yang Changshi coldly, and snorted: "In that case, please go back, and when I break the Bishui Pass, I will take the time to meet you." ”
"Ming Gong, the little envoy still wants to discuss the matter with you carefully."
Yang Changshi was a little anxious, and hurriedly opened his mouth to fight for time to talk with Boss Cao, but Boss Cao didn't bother to pay attention to a despicable villain like Yang Changshi at all, snorted and twisted his face away, and said: "No need to discuss, I promise a thousand gold, when I see the Son of Heaven, I will introduce you to the envoy, if the envoy is anxious to meet the Son of Heaven, you can go to Luoyang to ask for a meeting, I have received an accurate report, the Son of Heaven is now in Luoyang City!" If you have the ability, go and go, I will not hinder you. ”
The generals of Cao Jun next to him laughed together, all of them despised a villain like Yang Changshi who betrayed the lord and sought glory, and they also hated Yang Changshi even more for single-handedly matching Tao Yuan to form an alliance, so that Cao Boss did not dare to attack Xuzhou to avenge the dead ghost father. Our Yang Changshi is narrow-minded and far above Zhou Lang, and he is naturally furious at the ridicule of Boss Cao and the ridicule of the generals of the Cao army, and secretly said in his heart: "Laugh! Let's have enough of laughing and see who has the last laugh! You thief rushed to build the thunderbolt car, it seems that you want to take the Bianshui Pass by force, very good, it just so happens that the lord once said in front of me that the crack of the thunderbolt car, see how I turn your thunderbolt into a pile of broken copper and iron! ”
With the idea of disgusting Boss Cao in his heart, Yang Changshi did not hesitate, and when he returned to his account, he took up the pen and made a book, wrote an anonymous letter to teach Yang Fengjun how to deal with the Xiangyang cannon, and summoned his henchman Li Lang to explain, and asked Li Lang to take the book out of the Cao army camp, go to no one to change into the people's clothes, and avoid the Cao army scouts all the way to Bishui Pass to deliver the letter. After Li Lang acted according to the plan, he was lucky enough to meet Yang Fengjun's scout sent by Yang Feng on the road, Li Lang was overjoyed and hurriedly stepped forward to negotiate with Yang Fengjun's scout, and forced the anonymous letter to Yang Fengjun's scout, asking Yang Fengjun's scout to give Yang Feng, and then ran away without any explanation.
Yang Changshi's intentions are certainly as vicious as Deputy Director Tao's, but the consideration is obviously incomplete - the Xiangyang cannon was originally the technology that Tao should exchange to Cao Boss, and no one has been able to crack the Xiangyang cannon siege so far, Yang Changshi taught Yang Feng the tactics of cracking the Xiangyang cannon, if Yang Feng really suddenly turned the Xiangyang cannon into a pile of broken copper and iron, how could Cao Boss, who was three points more cunning than a fox, not immediately guess that Yang Changshi was doing a ghost in it? No matter how vicious Boss Cao is, how can he let go of Yang Changshi, Yang Feng, who brought his own dry food?
The sky has no eyes, just when Yang Changshi, who is hated by people, smugly stepped into a dead end, and when Cao Jun rushed to build Xiangyang artillery at night and prepared to storm Bishui Pass, the situation suddenly changed dramatically.
When the news reached Bishui Pass, Yang Feng, who was attacked on both sides and had a weak army, suddenly panicked, and Dong Zhao, a good friend of Cao Boss in history, took the opportunity to stand up and strongly persuaded Yang Feng and Cao Boss's Qinwang army to join forces to fight Li Guo, and his uncle Dong Cheng had not yet seen the true face of Cao Boss clearly, and felt that it was indeed a good idea to join forces with Cao Boss, so he also strongly persuaded Yang Feng to join forces with Cao Boss to make peace. Request to conclude a joint effort to protect the Han Dynasty.
Of course, although Yang Feng and Yang Cheqi are more loyal, they are not stupid, although they did not believe Yang Changshi's anonymous letter, they are also a little suspicious, and they know that the person who wrote this anonymous letter must be from Cao Jun and is still inclined to himself, so Yang Feng did not hesitate to betray Yang Changshi's handwritten anonymous letter, and even Dong Cheng and Dong Zhao did not let them know the existence of this anonymous letter, but hid this anonymous letter around him, and waited for the opportunity to find this person to see if he could use it, and our Yang Changshi was extremely lucky to avoid a catastrophe.
Yang Feng took the initiative to send an envoy to sue for peace, lured the wolf into the room and invited Cao Boss to go to Luoyang to resist Li Dao Guo Yan, who was worried about whether the casualties of the storming Bishui Pass would be too large of casualties, of course, Cao Boss was overjoyed, and obtained inside information from Dong Zhao to know that Yang Feng's move was not a fraud, Cao Boss did not hesitate, and immediately concluded an alliance with Yang Feng under the Bishui Pass, claiming to join forces with Yang Feng to protect the Son of Heaven, and crossed the Bishui Xiongguan without a single soldier, and went to Luoyang with Yang Fengjun to rescue. Although our Yang Changshi was disappointed, he had no choice but to honestly follow the army westward and rush to Luoyang to see the driver.
On the way to the west, out of etiquette and in order to leave a way to save his life as a precaution, and because of a special purpose, our Yang Changshi was not allowed to bring gifts to Yang Feng's army to meet Yang Feng, and meet Yang Feng as a tribute envoy from Xuzhou Thorn Mansion. And Yang Feng, who was born in the Bai Bojun and has been a lackey under Dong Boss for a long time, is very inferior to his background, seeing that Yang Changshi is a representative of a local important minister respectfully asking to see, and also giving a rich gift, of course, he is not very happy, not only did not refuse to meet, but also led his henchman Xu to personally welcome him to the camp gate, and respectfully invited Yang Changshi into the big tent to set up a banquet. Although Cao Jun reported the news to Boss Cao, Boss Cao didn't care, and he didn't pay attention to it.
Yang Changshi is good at sycophancy, Yang Feng, who was from a humble background, respects Yang Changshi's status as the representative of the Xuzhou Thorn History Mansion, and is flattered by Yang Changshi, and he is fluttering like a fairy, not only talking with Yang Changshi very happily, but also treating Yang Changshi as a confidant. And after Yang Changshi listened to Yang Feng's introduction to the story of his henchman Xu Mouman, the general of the Guo Yan Army, Cui Yong, and the general of the Bai Bo Army, Li Le, he did not dare to slack off, and quickly performed his sycophant skills, and praised Xu as a rare person in the sky and unique in the ground.
After praising Yang Feng to death, Yang Changshi took the opportunity to perform a special task assigned by Deputy Director Tao, and said to Yang Feng: "Yang Che Cai, the little envoy dares to ride the general, I heard that the Che Cai General once submerged under Li Dao's tent, I don't know what is the relationship between the general and Jia Xu Jia Wen, the strategist under Li Dao's tent, and Mr. Are they familiar? ”
"Are you familiar with Mr. Bong and Mr. Bunhe? Why did Mr. Chung Ming ask about this? Yang Feng asked in surprise.
"Don't hide the car riding, it's not the little envoy who wants to ask, it's my lord Tao Envoy who wants to contact Mr. Wenhe." Yang Changshi also confessed, and replied honestly: "My lord Tao Lingjun has always admired Mr. Wenhe's talent and resourcefulness, although he has never met Mr. Wenhe, but he has always respected Mr. Wenhe as a teacher. Therefore, the little envoy was ordered to pay tribute to the Son of Heaven this time, and the lord still had an explanation, that is, let the little envoy try to meet with Mr. Wenhe, or forward a letter and some small gifts, chat with Mr. Wenhe to express his respect, and invite Mr. Wenhe to Xuzhou for a visit. ”
"I see." Yang Feng suddenly realized, and said with a smile: "Feng and Mr. Wenhe have indeed worked together, but they are not very familiar with each other, but Mr. Wenhe is indeed a rare loyal elder (Jia someone: Are you praising me or scolding me?). When Feng temporarily sheltered under the tent of Li Thief, he was taken care of by Mr. Wenhe, and he knew Mr. Wenhe. ”
"Really?" Yang Changshi was overjoyed, and asked hurriedly: "In this case, I wonder if Yang Cheqi has a way to get in touch with Mr. Wenhe?" If the general can introduce Mr. Wenhe to the general, Hong will definitely repay the general, and the whole of Xuzhou and the lord of my family will also be grateful to the general, and if the general is sent, my lord will also serve with all his might. ”
"I'm not sure, I can only give it a try for my husband." For the sake of the rich gifts and flattery given by Yang Changshi, Yang Feng did not refuse to help, and said: "Mr. Wenhe is still under Li Dao's account, and it is very difficult to contact him directly, so Feng can only try his best." In this way, Mr. can make a letter to Mr. Wenhe, and send an old soldier of Xiliang to infiltrate Li Dao's army, and try to hand over Mr. Wenhe's letter to Mr. Wenhe, but if it succeeds or not, he can only resign himself to fate. ”
"Thank you, General Chesar." Yang Changshi was overjoyed and hurriedly thanked him, and said: "As soon as I borrow a silk pen, Hong will write a letter to Mr. Wenhe, please ask the general to send the letter to Mr. Li Dao's camp, if you can get in touch with Mr. Wenhe, and then try to send the letter to Mr. Wenhe." ”
Yang Feng waved his hand, Xu personally took the silk pen, Yang Changshi let Yang Feng know that he was really just to send a letter and give some gifts, so he also picked up the pen in front of Yang Feng to make a book, but we are sometimes confused and sometimes deceitful Yang Changshi only wrote a few lines of words, Yang Feng and Xu changed their faces together, and Yang Feng quickly took out the anonymous letter to compare the handwriting. After a little comparison, Yang Feng was dumbfounded, and Yang Changshi found that he didn't look up to see his own handwritten anonymous letter, and then looked down at his handwriting, and then Yang Changshi was dumbfounded, and sweat quickly oozing out of his forehead.
Yang Changshi and Yang Feng looked at each other dumbfounded, and they didn't know how to speak for a long time, but someone Xu next to him opened his mouth first, and asked very suspiciously: "Mr. Zhongming, is this anonymous letter written by Mr.?" Mr. came with Cao Jun, why did he secretly tell my lord to warn him? ”
"It's ......." Yang Changshi was even more dumbfounded, but Yang Changshi was also very anxious, and under the inspiration, Yang Changshi simply lowered his voice and said: "Yang Cheqi, General Gongming, the matter has come to this point, and Hong does not dare to deceive you, he came with Cao Thief to pay tribute to King Qin, and he should not have leaked Cao Thief's secrets, but during the next period of going west with Cao Thief, he accidentally discovered a Cao thief secret, and knew the true purpose of Cao Thief's westward entry into King Qin, but he was angry, so he secretly reported to your army, and wanted to help the general stick to Bishui Pass and stop Cao Thief's evil ambitions, I never thought that the yin and yang were wrong, and the army of Cao thieves finally passed the Bishui Pass. ”
"What is the purpose of Cao Yingxi's entry into King Qin?" Yang Feng asked suspiciously.
"Rob the holy driver, force the Son of Heaven to move to Yanzhou, control the government, and coerce the Son of Heaven to order the princes!" In order to survive, Yang Changshi naturally sold Boss Cao without hesitation............
(To be continued)