Chapter 278: The Monk Pimps
Thousands of wear sycophants do not wear, the monk's sycophant kung fu is absolutely directly shot into people's hearts, just a sentence to get the yuan, now there is a chirp crooked to make what dragon with wind and tiger with rain, wind and rain but dragon and tiger elephant!
So even Yang Guang, who has always regarded him as a magic stick, was happy when he heard it.
However, he is not two hundred and five after all, so he immediately asked the question just now after being happy, "Say, the last chance, crying for Mao and shouting that he has to follow!" ”
The monk finally muttered the truth, "Yesterday, the proprietress dragged me to a small black room and threatened me before leaving, but the monk was afraid and told Zhang Lihua about it, otherwise the monk would become a eunuch." cough cough, and then Yun Zhaoxun also said about it, and also said that now Yang Yong is competing with the young master, I thought that the proprietress would be mad, but I didn't expect that I would follow the young master at all times, and arrange Yun Zhaoxun to the inn in front of me to wait for the young master......"
"The proprietress said that instead of cheapening Yang Yong, it is better to cheapen her own man! Anyway, my own man doesn't suffer! Young master, teach the monk two tricks, such a tyrannical proprietress was actually trained by you to be so virtuous and virtuous and deeply aware of righteousness, it really makes the monk convinced and admired, the monk really worships you as a teacher, accept the apprentice! ”
The monk said sincerely, but Yang Guang was not moved at all, but instead looked sad, "Get out, can you not know Du Meiyue's true intentions?" Take a Yun Zhaoxun who she can control casually to please me, but she asked you not to go to Chen Guo to stop Zhang Lihua from leaving the palace, she is better than anyone else, she knows that Zhang Lihua is by no means comparable to Yun Zhaoxun! But what method did you use to fool Yun Zhaoxun to the inn and wait for the young master to sleep? Hey hey"
Yang Guang said while urging the horse forward, the speed is not fast, but it is time to move forward, Yang Guang does not want to become a soup chicken, because there is an inn 10 miles away, Majia Inn.
Before he set off, the little wolf looked at the dark clouds and suggested that the horse gallop to the Majia Inn to take shelter from the rain. Little Wolf is the full escort tour guide in this special undercover team, responsible for arranging a full set of food, clothing, housing and transportation!
Originally, there was no such thing as sleeping together, but now the monk actually pimps the proprietress instead, hehe, it's very enjoyable. Yang Guang has never forgotten Yun Zhaoxun's cherry red lips and towering chest, originally he was not so eager to get other people's bodies now, but thinking that if he didn't go first, he would let Yang Yong pick up the cheap, this, absolutely not. Besides, he originally had three days, but now he went directly to the expedition, and he originally asked Xiao Heizi to deal with it secretly, he just couldn't get started first and must not let Yang Yong succeed first!
So poor Yun Zhaoxun didn't do much before he became a victim of the Yang family's brothers' ruthless fighting spirit!
But the monk was slightly stunned, "No...... didn't say anything about the waiter, the proprietress only said that she would let Miss Yun set a table of wine and food for the young master to practice farewell, and ensure that the young master could not lose his mind before returning victoriously, otherwise the proprietress would ask for the surname of her family! ”
Yang Guang listened to it and turned over in his heart, saying, saying, saying!
Is this a hair?
Threatening someone's family? Wine practice? Guaranteed not to lose your mind? What the hell is this for? Besides, the Yun family is also a figure with a head and a face, isn't it appropriate to do this?
"Du Meiyue really did this?" Yang Guangshen asked with a heavy face.
The monk smiled, "Hehe, the proprietress was going to do this, but she was stopped by the monk, so the things behind are handled by the monk, although the young master is lucky to travel to the dragon and tiger, but if you take a little rest in the inn and enjoy the warmth of the Yun family's eldest lady a little before going on the expedition, instead of harm, it can improve morale!" ”
"Before the battle, everyone said that it was unlucky, in fact, it was not at all, in order to go into battle to open the bag first, this is to go with the sky, and it will be invincible, there is no Amitabha Buddha in the south, good, good!"
Yang Guang was interested this time, "As far as I know, Yang Yong has been sending Ji Wei to guard Yun Zhaoxun, how did you deceive others?" And how to convince it? Hehe, it seems that you are the master, and the young master is going to worship you as a teacher! ”
"But what if we delay the trip so much, what if Wei Chi's people enter Youzhou City? Because opening a bag for a woman delayed a major military event? Grandma, are you loyal to the young master or are you going to kill me? The Ma Family Inn is non-stop, and Yun Zhaoxun is not there, but the matter of maintaining a complete body before the young master comes back can be emphasized, you can deal with it immediately, and then catch up with it yourself! ”
"Drive!"
Speaking of which, like a gust of wind, the horse galloped against the dark clouds and lightning, and the monk was a little dazed? Said, in a few days, the second young master with squinting eyes changed his surname? The big beauties that were delivered to their mouths didn't eat it? Can this cat really not steal? Can a dog really not eat? The monk didn't believe it, so he immediately hit his horse and chased after him!
"Nan Wu Amitabha, the young master thinks too much, if Yu Yi wants to talk to Wei Chi Yuan, why wait until now? Since he hadn't seen Wei Chi before, he saw it now? It's all groundless, as soon as the young master goes, it will naturally come to fruition, Yu Yi will definitely open the city gate and clean the water and splash the red carpet on the street to lead the civil and military officials of Youzhou City to come out to greet him! ”
"It's just that there will be a catastrophe before the young master enters the city, and Wei Chi's spies will definitely not allow the young master's six or seven high-headed horses to progress in the team, and he will not be able to take Yu Yi for the time being, and he will never give Sui Guogong any chance. As far as the monk knows, Xiahou Xilin, the partial general of Wei Chi Yuan, is in charge of this matter, and he has killed I don't know how many suspicious characters! ”
Yang Guang was surprised, how could Monk Hua know that these were top-secret information thousands of miles away? Who is this monk?
Seeing Yang Guang's eyes flashing with murderous aura, the monk immediately explained to himself, "Young master, don't think too much, in this world, not only the proprietress can play with pigeons, but also the monks, and the monk's pigeons play more than the proprietress is better, because where there are people in the world, there are monk temples, where there are monk temples, there are monks, and monks can sit in the temple and know the things of the world without understanding!" ”
Yang Guang was even more shocked when he heard this, what is this monk going to do? He used to watch TV and people said that the beggar gang is the largest gang in the world, be careful and the most well-informed, never heard that the monk temple is the largest intelligence agency, and he asked if there is a beggar gang in the horse raiser, and the horse raiser denied it, saying, how can there be any beggar gang, it is all rumors, that is, occasionally some people get together to do something to steal chickens and dogs and call it a beggar gang?
He didn't bother to join anyway!
The horse breeder would rather carry the ancestral rusty red tassel gun to starve to death than steal chickens and dogs, which is very in line with his personal surname, so Yang Guang believes it!
But this monk is only 21 or 2 years old, how come all the monks and temples in the world have his people who have become his intelligence agencies? And this guy is riding a superb Mongolian white horse that no one pays attention to now!
It looks quite chic and fairy-like!
Said, this monk must have a big secret!
"Okay, very good, since you can be honest with the young master, can you tell the young master how all this came about? Do you have nothing to do with Mao, and use the monk temple as an intelligence agency to monitor the princes and generals of the current dynasty? ”
"There is no Amitabha Buddha in the south, and the heavenly machine must not be revealed!" The monk is still this sentence!