Chapter 2 Is the Lama a a bully?
I smiled at the sky with my horizontal knife, and went to leave the liver and gallbladder two Kunlun.
The first hero of the late Qing Dynasty, how many legendary heroes were written in the Wuxu Reform. The sworn brother of Guangxi's famous general Su Yuanchun, Tan Si is a friend of the same year. In the strange and somewhat comical changes of the late 19th century in the Manchu Qing Dynasty, he added some chivalrous brightness to the deep darkness of politics.
Big Knife King Five!
Xu Yifan's eyes were already a little bright, and he only looked at the big knife behind him. It is said that he studied under Dong Haichuan, a famous eunuch master of the Manchu Qing Dynasty, and he had no match for the gossip palm in one hand. Both inside and outside, the Three Emperors cannon hammer also hit loudly. So what is the number of his big knife? It doesn't seem to be mentioned in the book...... Gossip knife?
Martial arts master!
The most important thing is not these, but that this fifth master of the king is famous all over the world for his righteousness and squandering money, and helping people in distress. His friends have an unknown number of idlers. I am such a time-traveler of unknown origin, I met him, since there is no way out, can I eat him?
What to do at this time? Is it to bow to this fifth master who is exuding the spirit of the king?
When he was thinking about it, Wang Wu laughed, and he really looked extraordinary: "What a prestige, it's just a friend to carry love." Since they are all gentlemen of Sijiu City, let's not say kind words. Brother, follow me all the way, ......" He muttered: "Brother, inquire, how many people are to blame for robbing you, and how far is it from here?" ”
Xu Yifan was stunned, opened his eyes and said nonsense: "That is, five or six people, far from here......"
The second dezi behind Wang Wu said with a smile: "Fifth master, our friends have come to the dart bureau this time, and with the help of Dashengkui's hundred people, who dares to fight our idea?" The prestige of the fifth master, who doesn't know inside and outside the mouth? ”
Wang Wu snorted: "This time, the shopkeeper of Dasheng Kuisun asked us to follow this team of darts, and there are also hundreds of thousands of goods." plus the fourth wife of General Uriya Sutai and his party...... No matter how old the rivers and lakes are, you have to be careful everywhere! Eat our bowl of rice, you can't keep up! Tell your sister to follow the fourth wife's pannier. The female dart master walks the dart, and there are rules. Can't talk to men, can't swing around. If it weren't for your father's face, he wouldn't have brought you out this time! ”
Just counted down two sentences from his subordinates, turned his head and smiled at Xu Yifan again: "Brother, you are in trouble." The body bones are afraid that they are weak. Don't lie down on top of this cart...... I still have a pannier, you go up there and rest. I want tea and water, although I want to speak to Erdezi. ”
Regardless of what Xu Yifan said, the second dezi picked up Xu Yifan and put it on an empty pannier in the middle of the team. Throw it in and put down the curtain. In addition to the coachman, there was another guy standing on the wheel. I won't even let the curtain be lifted.
Xu Yifan sat in the bumpy pannier in a daze, and only then did he react. This Wang Daxia is still guarding himself! I'm worried he's a spy for horse bandits!
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but smile bitterly in the dark pannier. In this case, it is time to rest......
The convoy kept moving forward, and Xu Yifan was also groggy lying there, as if he was asleep. The more I thought about it, the more ridiculous it all felt.
Living in the original era, with a family behind you. There is work at hand. There is money in the bank card. Everything around you is so familiar. When it comes to crossing, the topic is to stand and talk without backache. When I really came to this year, everything around me was so strange, I had no long things, no relatives, and no friends. This feeling of being empty and helpless can drive people crazy!
It turns out that the first feeling of living crossing is despair.
Who still thinks that crossing is fun, you give Lao Tzu a try! Man is a social animal, which separates a person from the society with which he has been familiar all his life. There seems to be only one outlier in heaven and earth. What is ambitious to dominate the industry, what is to guide the country, what is to transform the era, all play at the same time!
The first thing that comes to mind is how do you survive!
Thinking about it for a while, of course, nothing came of it. Suddenly, I thought of that little beautiful dart master again. Xu Yifan couldn't help but be stunned for a while.
I don't know how much time has passed when I am half-asleep and half-awake. Suddenly, I heard a shouting from front to back of the convoy. One after another, and then the pannier he was sitting in also stopped. Just as he was wondering, the curtain was lifted. I saw Erdezi's face appear in front of me. This kid was not so polite to Xu Yifan, and greeted with a frown: "Come down and eat!" Do you really think of yourself as a master? ”
Xu Yifan smiled bitterly and jumped off the pannier slowly. This old-fashioned carriage without a shock suspension system has been bumpy all day, and its whole body has long been sore.
Sure enough, the convoy stopped on the official road, and the twilight had begun to cover the grassland. Starry. The starry sky is so magnificent that it seems to envelop everything in the world. The night breeze of the steppe is sober to the extreme. Even the shouts of the men and horses resemble deep arias. The bonfires had been lit here and there, and large cauldrons had been set on top of the fires, and pieces of dried meat had been thrown away. A small iron kettle hung on the fire, and the smell of tea bricks wafted in bursts.
Looking around, the sky and the earth are all vast and vast.
If there's any benefit to crossing, that's probably it.
Erdezi led Xu Yifan and walked towards a fire. Xu Yifan looked at the convoy, and it was as long as a snake on the official road. He couldn't help but be a little curious: "This ...... Brother De, are you spending the night like this? ”
Erdezi glanced at him: "The rules of the dart game, one car after another, the executioner keeps vigil." The dart masters patrolled. What's wrong with us on the official road? It's not like the mouth here, and it can't stand in the way of others! ”
Xu Yifan scratched his head, he used to read some books, the United States developed the west, and the Boers migrated in South Africa. It's also like this, and the chariots and horses of the brigade are also like this. But when people spend the night, they all sit in a circle. The car is a ready-made fortress. There is no such thing as a long snake formation.
He thought about it and made an analogy: "Why don't you form a circle...... The cart is outside, the horses are inside......"
There was a burst of laughter from the executioners around the fire, and it was Erdezi who laughed the loudest. After laughing, he said with disdain: "It seems that you can't eat our bowl of rice!" The six battles that the dart masters pay attention to, the first car battle. While riding a horse and trailer to rush the road, the white wax pole swept all sides...... Sitting in a circle, waiting to be beaten? Can the official eunuchs' cars and horses be in the same circle as the truck? ”
He pointed with his hand, and sure enough, in the convoy, there were several big carts that obviously occupied a large position in this long snake formation. The chariots and horses in front and behind were far away from them. There were also the most dart masters who rode horses to guard the left and right, and Wang Wuye, who was carrying a big knife, was standing there, whispering something with a few dart masters.
Erdezi pointed there: "In addition to the more than 100 truckloads of goods from Da Shengkui, we also have the fourth wife of General Uriya Sutai Guining." People like to hang out with buddies? We also have to stay away from our daughters! Find a place to sit and eat yours, let's be friends, we don't need you to point fingers! ”
The idea of the cold weapon era, you don't have Kaiji Tetsusaka's big gun on your back? Xu Yifan choked on this. The old rules of the dart game, whether there are any changes in the era of hot weapons, anyway, he doesn't know. Anyway, you can't touch thousands of Indians...... However, the single-shot rear-loading old-fashioned rifle on this Erdezi has been coveted by him for a long time. Antiques! As a weapon fan, my blood is boiling!
He unconsciously glanced at the convoy of the fourth wife of General Uriya Sutai, but unexpectedly found a light figure jumping out of the carriage. It's that tall little beauty of the dart master. Look at her standing on the ground, half a head taller than Fifth Master Wang.
This chick's figure can be described as perfect!
Wang Wu also seemed to notice him, and beckoned to Erdezi from a distance. Erdezi pulled Xu Yifan, and unceremoniously pulled him to Wang Wu.
When he walked in front of him, Wang Wuying came over and smiled at Xu Yifan: "Master, how is it?" Have you slowed down? ”
Xu Yifan smiled bitterly: "It's much better, thank you Fifth Master." Wang Wuyi waved his hand and smiled: "The people in the field don't talk about old ladies, just eat here." I'm afraid you're hungry too......"
I don't know why, Xu Yifan always feels that Wang Wu, who is still smiling heartily, always has a little melancholy hidden between his eyebrows. But how could he ask so much. Turning her eyes left and right, she saw that the little beauty was arranging the halter of the mule pulling the cart and putting the bag on the mule's mouth. Seeing Xu Yifan looking at him with thief eyebrows, he smiled, revealing a mouthful of good-looking white teeth. Remembering that the fifth master was here, he quickly turned his head.
Wang Wu coughed, and a guy hurriedly came over to pull Xu Yifan away, and sat with a few subordinates on the fire on the side of the road. Hand him a loaf and a bowl of broth. By the way, sit down next to him and watch. This is the way it should be anyway, and I am indeed very hungry. Xu Yifan could only bury his head in eating and drinking.
Wang Wu stood there, looking into the distance with heavy eyes. Don't say a word for half a day. Erdezi said in a low voice: "Fifth master, are you worried about this kid?" I also think he's not doing the right thing, it's a little weird......"
Wang Wuyi waved his hand: "I'm not worried about him, there are more people who are in trouble like this, so I have to help." Be careful...... I don't know why, I always feel that something is wrong......"
Erdezi was stunned: "What? ”
Wang Wu shook his head: "The members have been out of the mouth since my father, and they have never been in trouble." The cargo is too heavy this time...... Along the way, I didn't even see the blame of the small shares, and it didn't taste right...... Brothers, be careful these nights. When they arrived in Suiyuan, everyone was red. ”
Seeing Wang Wu's solemn expression, Er Dezi didn't know what to say, and smiled for a long time: "This kid told a joke just now, saying why don't we circle the convoy......"
Wang Wu's eyes lit up, and he pinched his beard and signaled Er Dezi to stop. After a moment of silence, he raised his head and pursed his lips and whistled. The dart masters around him all looked up. Wang Wuyi beckoned, and did not dare to stay on the side of the fourth wife's convoy, beckoning everyone to walk to an open place. The dart master rushed over, and even the dart master sitting next to Xu Yifan got up and rushed over.
Xu Yifan didn't notice this, he was very hungry, so he just buried his head in eating and drinking. The few people in long shirts next to him who followed the fourth wife of General Uriya Sutai looked at him curiously with short hair, and he ignored it. Grinning and drinking the hot broth.
A crisp voice with a smile suddenly sounded behind him: "Little lama......"
Xu Yifan turned his head suddenly, and half a bowl of broth was spilled. I saw that under the starlight at night, the little beauty was shaking the horsewhip and looking at him with a smile. The firelight made her eyes sparkle with curiosity. Seeing Xu Yifan turning his head and accidentally shaking his hands there, he couldn't help but smile again.
Xu Yifan smiled bitterly: "I'm not a lama......"
"Then why are you so strangely dressed? There are also words on it...... What welcomes what luck? ”
Xu Yifan stood up and looked around, Wang Wu and a group of people were discussing something from afar. No wonder she dared to come over and laugh at herself. Listening to Wang Wu's meaning, the female dart master came out to walk the dart with very strict rules, and she was not allowed to talk to men casually. This little beauty is probably bored and panicked.
He stood up only to find that this girl was slightly taller than himself, and her small breasts were quite straight. The waist is slender like a willow. Although I can't wash my face after walking outside my mouth for a long time, I look dirty like a flower cat. But that kind of beauty and glamorousness can't be stopped. In his time, he was definitely the best candidate for supermodel.
The whispered discussion of several people around also drilled into the ears of the two at this time: "The little girl looks good, but she is too tall and has a pair of big feet, otherwise Lao Tzu will be itchy......"
"Stop! Dude. Are you also interested in this kind of high-headed horse? The nose is high, and the is the size. The eyes are as big as ghosts...... When you arrive in Suiyuan, I invite you to find Datong girls, petite and exquisite, three-inch golden lotus, and their eyes are so thin that they hook the soul. The pigeon milk...... Tut-tut......"
"Look for her, does she ride you, or do you ride her?"
The little beauty's face sank suddenly, she bit her lip and lowered her head and turned to leave. Behind Xu Yifan, a low silver laugh suddenly appeared.
Xu Yifan glanced at them, but those people were still smiling obscenely. Look at the pitiful appearance of the little beauty hanging her shoulders. He didn't want to follow, and laughed in a low voice: "The words on my clothes are to welcome the Olympics, Yanjing 2008...... Alas......"
At the end of the words, it turned into a sigh.
In 2008, it will be 116 years before we can see ......
The girl ignored him and quickened her pace. Xu Yifan only followed behind and smiled: "What are you talking about with these people?" Do they have to be able to serve others? Besides, their aesthetic eye is also very problematic......"
That's right, the top ten celebrities of the year, as well as the photos of Concubine Guangxu, made Xu Yifan want to vomit for a while. More than 100 years away, even the aesthetic point of view is out of reach.
The little beauty lowered her head, and she already cried a little when she spoke: "What are we?" Bodyguard's ...... The female dart master was on the road, she couldn't speak, and she had to empty the toilet for his wife. Any girl can scold me twice...... What is aesthetics? ”
Xu Yifan smiled: "They think you are ugly and ugly, but I think you are so tall and good-looking, this is called aesthetics." ”
The girl turned around, her face flushed. A pure and pretty face full of modern beauty shone brightly: "You are a lama who still says such things, aren't you afraid that the Buddha will thunder and kill you?" ”
Xu Yifan was very helpless: "I'm not a lama......"
The little beauty lowered her head: "My brother said that I was too tall to find my in-laws." People want to be half short. Or if you're just a man, when you walk on the road, others call you an official, how majestic? ”
This little beauty doesn't know if she is bored and panicked, or if she is too simple and scheming, she says this kind of thing to herself, a stranger. But looking at her pitiful and innocent appearance, it is really a bit eye-catching.
Xu Yifan smiled: "Others don't want it, I just want it." ”
With a snap, Xu Yifan only felt the little beauty's hand move, and he had already suffered a brittle. is worthy of a girl who practices martial arts, and a slap will make him look like gold stars! The nose also felt hot, and two nosebleeds suddenly flowed out. He was dumbfounded, and looked at the little beauty's face flushing blankly: "Indecent!" ”
This slap also attracted the attention of the people around him, and he saw that Er Dezi had already rushed over with an angry face. Far away, he shook his fist. I look like I'm going to be beaten again. Xu Yifan was already helplessly numb. If you put up with what others talk about and tease you, I'll be beaten if I make a joke...... Lama is so bullying!
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