Chapter 0653 If the wine is not sold

The divers outside the loop are in a good mood, and the people trapped in the loop spend seconds like years.

Wu Liugui knew yesterday that something was wrong, when 200,000 elephants were crazy about love, what kind of elephants, soldiers, generals, and professional training elephants had no ability to control and no direction. 200,000 elephants targeted the towers in the inner city as if they were crazy, with red eyes, fanning their ears, raising their noses, flicking their tails, holding their heads high, baring their ivory, hanging on their eyes, drooling, standing upright, dripping their children and grandchildren, striding forward, blushing elephant faces, singing love songs, holding fantasies, thinking of elephant mothers, crazy all the way, without regrets, and pounced on the marriage bed.

At that time, the elephants were hot and savage, fanatical and persistent, running wildly and sweeping all the way. The elephant herd is like a tsunami on land, wave after wave of crazy elephants, like a monstrous wave, devastating and decaying, unstoppable; Like waves passing by, there is no good or bad. Even those who were on the elephant, those around it, those who kept it, those who counted on it to charge, all suffered greatly!

The person riding on the back of an elephant can be Amitabha Buddha without being thrown off; The person standing next to the elephant was not trampled into mud, and he had already cultivated in his previous life; The elephant slaves who were waiting for the elephants had fled in all directions; People like Wu Liugui and Li Changjie who are counting on it to make contributions are all hopeless, so let's find a place to save their lives first!

Wu Liugui and Li Changjie are avoiding the elephant on the one hand, and complaining about each other on the other.

Wu Liugui: "Lao Li, let me tell you, this time the group of elephants went crazy, the collective was a big mistake, and the responsibility is all on your side!" ā€

Li Changjie: "Xiao Wu, this is really, where to start?" ā€

Wu Liugui: "Where to start?" Let's start with the 50,000 old, weak, sick and disabled people who are on the first runway! Without your 50,000 elephants taking the lead in snatching the bride in spite of shame, would my 150,000 elephants be able to follow the crowd and get out of control? Hurt by love? ā€

Li Changjie: "Xiao Wu, what you said is unfair. The 200,000 elephants in this entire battlefield are bewitched by each other's witchcraft at the same time, and they are crazy at the same time, it is not our elephants who are spreading love, you can't ignore the facts and put the blame on the elephants of our allies! ā€

Wu Liugui: "Lao Li, how can this shirk responsibility?" You see, your old, weak, sick and disabled, it is said that the old elephant should be old and serious, the other party's female elephant array has clearly surrounded a big trap, you do not know the way of the old elephant, did not stop the madness of the young elephant, but the old elephant is strong, the old is happy, the old elephant sells melons, sells those old cucumbers, runs in the forefront, and has a pulling effect. Isn't this the national condition of your Jiaozhi country? Are all of you like that? ā€

Li Changjie: "Xiao Wu, look at what you said, aren't those old elephants also doing something for the elderly?" In order to stand on the last shift, the old elephants are so old, and they are still rushing to the front line, I am ashamed of you young hairy baby elephants who are pulling behind......"

Wu Liugui: "Lao Li, then let's put down those old elephants first, and talk about those baby elephants and baby elephants in the year of the weak crown!" Hum! The weak tube and light silk have not yet developed! I don't know anything yet, and I also rushed to the front line, making a lot of trouble! Some of our responsible adult elephants are anxious to protect the last adult elephants. This has increased the chaos on the battlefield, and you can't rely on this responsibility! ā€

Li Changjie: "Xiao Wu, don't talk nonsense. Although everyone knows that elephants are very protective of calves, but that is only under normal circumstances, yesterday's war elephants were crazy for love and hurt by love, how can it be considered a normal situation? Those weak baby elephants, if they don't follow the elephant flow and rush forward, it is estimated that they will be trampled into pulp like many elephant soldiers! Therefore, the weak water is three thousand, and it is difficult to get weak, so we can only hope that the weak will be strong, let them go through the wind and rain, see the world, and take this to grow up quickly! ā€

Wu Liugui: "Hehe, good plan, collective observation and collective joy, this is really conducive to physical and mental growth." Hey, let's talk about the doll elephants, and then talk about your sick elephants! What kind of illness are these? When he went out on the march, he was sick and crooked, and he could not work hard. After hearing the call of the female elephant, he was mad, and he didn't care about his illness, robbing the female elephant was not sick at all, and he went to the doctor in a hurry, and he didn't pay attention to hygiene, regardless of the illness from the mouth, and forcibly kissed the female elephant! Your cross-toed image has been ruined by your sick elephants! ā€

Li Changjie: "Xiao Wu, are you a little sympathetic?" People are sick and come out with illness, you don't have a pension, you have to fall into the well, and you have to keep a black file for others, is this interesting? ā€

Wu Liugui: "Okay! Lao Li, then, the old, the weak, the sick and the disabled, let's talk about your disabled elephants! I'm embarrassed to say more about these remnants of yours, I have only some remnants left, and I still want to be brutal and unkind to those remnants of flowers and willows, with a big heart and little strength, and I want to remnants of the people? I really don't know what it means to be left over from a mountain and water? ā€

Li Changjie: "Hey! Feed! Feed! Xiao Wu, I'll get you in. What kind of old, weak, sick and disabled? Are our elephants old, weak, sick and disabled? Joke! Even those who are older are also old and strong; Even those who are younger are also young and strong; Even those who are in poor health are as fierce as sick tigers; Even those who are defective are unique. Don't be old, weak, sick, old, sick and disabled, as if we didn't do our best this time, we have produced a thousand trebuchets and a large number of secret kerosene bombs! You've never seen this kind of kerosene bomb, have you? Right? Hum! We're really doing it this time! ā€¦ā€¦ā€

Wu Liugui: "Okay, okay, let's not talk about anything here, let's get out of the predicament here first." You see, it's the morning of the next day, and after yesterday's day and a night's madness, these shameless thirteen o'clock war elephant nymphomaniac are much better, and the war elephants who entered the inner city are frightened, and the ground in the inner city is not a single grass, let alone trees and vines, and those war elephants who have had enough of tossing have come back here to gnaw on the turf and small saplings here. Lao Li, after these war elephants have filled their hunger a little and calmed down, let's organize a retreat. It seems that you little golden diamond is really a half-human and half-god! Hum! You're probably counting points yourself, aren't you? Oops! I figured it out! Thief, you Li Changjie! You Jiaozhi people are so bad! I see, right! I understand! It's true that you want to join forces with us to exterminate the little golden diamond, you tricked us into sending troops with the statement of exterminating the little golden diamond, and then colluded with the little golden diamond to eliminate us, the strongest force in Southeast Asia, and you want to take advantage of this to become bigger, right? Good for you Li Changjie! I still see you as a friend! I'm so blind! I'm going to kill you bastard! I'm going to kill you empty bag! ā€¦ā€¦ā€

Li Changjie: "Ouch! Xiao Wu, how can you think like that? You have to know that the little golden diamond is to establish a country on the edge of our hand, and it is not to open a government or something, how can we not know the priority of things as you said, and help thieves harm themselves? Alright, alright, don't think too much, let's get out of this outer city full of evil, yĆ­n, and mysteries. You see, those elephants, probably because the grass and trees in the inner and outer cities have been gnawed by these 200,000 elephants, so they don't need us to rush, they themselves walked to the five big wooden bridges, they are going to the other side of the river to forage......"

Wu Liugui: "Well, yes, an elephant has to eat two or three hundred kilograms of grass a day, this big river loop is about 120 square kilometers in total, removing the inner city, the river and the trees and grass burned by us, there is less than half of the area left, evenly distributed to each elephant's head, each elephant can enjoy nearly 300 square meters of forage, elephants eat for a long time, 16 hours a day to chew, so, the turf here has been gnawed away, for the belly, they will automatically get out of this river loop." Yesterday, these fancy idiots are to love rather than die, hungry belly is still fighting, tossing for more than ten hours, if the wine is not sold, it should be rested......"

Li Changjie and Wu Liugui are glad that these stupid elephants are finally calm down for love, under the leadership of a leading war elephant, a large group of war elephants, lovelorn and hungry, sympathy for each other, sympathy, sympathy, so, shaking like a wall, the lovelorn front alliance was naturally formed. The allies of the current Alliance of the Lovelorn Front are despairingly, reluctantly, and a little inexplicably turning their backs to the elephant, turning their backs to this sad place, spitting bitter water, swallowing sour water, tears, dripping blood, dripping oil, and embarking on the way home.

These former comrades-in-arms, yesterday's rivals, and today's allies are still seeking the truth while walking.

One elephant shook his head at the other, meaning: "She only sent a password called Chun, but she refused to welcome our family with her buttocks, I heard that you have been hit by her, and you used to be so unable to extricate yourself......"

The elephant shook its nose at the elephant and explained with a wry smile: "You said you couldn't read my bared teeth, I told you not to hug her again, to see everything you saw as a joke, and then laugh at each other's silly ......"

The elephant complained to the elephant: "We care about her so much, but she has left her all behind, and the more we love her, the more hurtful it becomes, and the pain is so painful that we can't answer the question!" ā€¦ā€¦ā€

The elephant also did not understand: "What the hell is her, should we continue to speculate?" Let's forget about it all, find a way to admit defeat, and let you feel good about taking a vacation......"

The elephant was indignant: "If we are lucky enough to meet her again, we will draw a cross ...... on the battlefield."

Just when these lovelorn war elephants confided in each other without closing their mouths, lonely and self-pitying; It was when the Lovelorn Front moved to the head of the big wooden bridge, suddenly! A thunderbolt thunderclapped: "Boom! Rumble! Rumble! ā€¦ā€¦ā€

This "boom boom" was when little Helen on the seven-story tower looked at it with a telescope and turned the wired electronically controlled bombs planted at both ends of these large wooden bridges to prevent the elephants in the bowls from escaping.

Ten bangs! The five large wooden bridges on the artificial river are in the sound of "boom! In the midst of the sound, the fire broke out! Components fly around! The bridge is gone! Only the river!

The elephant who wanted to go home was stunned for a few moments by the "bombardment", and was stunned on the edge of the artificial river for a while. Fortunately, the artificial river is also more than ten kilometers long, and the bridge is separated by about 2 kilometers, the artificial river is only 6 meters wide, and the length of an elephant's body and nose are wider than the river, so these smart elephants don't care much about the survival of the big wooden bridge.

The allies of the Alliance of the Lovelorn Front crossed the river collectively, and under the leadership of the head elephant, a little sad, a little reluctant, and the strong man withdrew like a broken wrist. At this moment, the legs of the elephants, which were like pillars, stepped into the river one after another, stirred up the water, and walked to the opposite bank.

Suddenly, the elephant's movements froze, and it wondered, what kind of aquatic plants are bullying my elephant? This elephant will probe its trunk, which is as nimble as a man's hand, into the muddy waters of the river that has been stirred up by the trampling of the elephants, and try to rip off, pull away, and shake off what is entangled in it! But, elephant, elephant, this is not aquatic weed, this is the high-tech of this era, this is the medium carbon steel with excellent elasticity and strong and round! Also, the right medicine, when little Helen ordered this batch of thin steel wires, there was an ambush, that is, from the details, its cross-section is not the usual perfect circle, but like a triangular bayonet, and the edges are rough, it is easy to cause cuts and scratches, unlike the previous products, which wear a lot of thistle terrestris, and its layout is more troublesome. Now, the head elephant that bears the brunt of the attack, when overcoming all difficulties, the two nose wings of the long nose head that is as dexterous as human fingers have been hit, and the steel wire is what your skin and flesh can solve, especially the delicate and sensitive place of the nose wing. So the elephant's nose was cut out, and the river turned red, and the elephant screamed in pain.

Elephants are very intelligent animals, and their elephant calls can convey many meanings. This head elephant has a sense of responsibility, although it does not understand how there is one more monster in the river of this artificial river today than when it came yesterday, but it is certainly not a good thing, it is dangerous, and it is very dangerous! So it called the police: "Whew! Whew! Whew! ā€¦ā€¦ā€

The elephant's alarm caused the other war elephants who had entered the water together to stop the elephant's legs. In fact, it was too late at this time, and many of them who went down the river together had already touched the wire ring. Now, as soon as I paused, turned around, turned around, and pulled, these segments of the wire loops fixed in the riverbed began to be messed up, winded, stumbled, pulled, and tightened......

An elephant wrestled, "Boom! The water splashed!

Elephants have always been gentle and slow-moving. Now the elephant is very unusually wrestling and falling, and the elephant next to him is also startled! Hehe, this wire ring is buried next to the foot, and its beating increases the kinetic energy of the wire traveler and makes the wire ring change from static! For a while, it was terrible, the chaos was extreme, one in the east, one in the west, five or six of the first batch of elephants into the river, rushing in the first row of elephants fell down one after another, there was chaos in the artificial river, there were lying on their sides, some looking up to the sky, some kneeling, some turning over, at the same time, the panic sounds, alarms, sorrowful sounds, howls, cries for help, resounded! One after another! Burst after burst, full of poignant history! Pathos! Helpless! Despair! Resentment! Mourn! Curse: "Whew! Whew! Whew! ā€¦ā€¦ā€