Chapter 2 Zheng Dan

Hearing that the other party was ready to call himself Miss, Yiguang couldn't help but say a little angrily: "Little and sister, isn't this very that?" ”

(The contradiction is from a story by Han Feizi at the end of the Warring States period, but it has not yet appeared at this time.) ）

"Contradictory!" Yang Zilu added.

"Contradictions? What do you mean? Yiguang asked curiously.

"Hmm!" Nodding vigorously, Yang Zilu said, and said in his heart: Taiwanese? I remember that after listening to Man Jianghong, a Taiwanese singer wanted to find Yue Fei to fill in the lyrics for him. But that's not right! Taiwan's education is not contradictory and useless, is it?

Although he was puzzled, Yang Zilu still explained: "This is from a story about a man who held a spear in the downtown market in order to buy his weapons for many people, saying, 'My spear is very sharp, and nothing cannot pierce.'" Then he took up the shield on one side and began to preach. 'My shield is so strong that nothing can pierce him!' Then they asked: 'What would happen if you put your spear against your shield?' 'The one who sells weapons can't answer!' ”

"Oh! It turns out that this is a contradiction, so smart! Yiguang clapped his little hands and looked at Yang Zilu with respect in his eyes.

Yang Zilu just smiled, he just wanted to know where this was and where he had time to explain that this story was written by Han Feizi. If Han Feizi is spoken, he can't be said to be pulled to Han Feizi by the little beauty in front of him. Yang Zilu asked, "Oh, Yiguang, you didn't say where this is just now?" ”

"Here! This is Zhuji under the rule of the national capital of the Yue country, and Huansha Creek in Lai Luo Village. Speaking of Huansha Creek, Yiguang pointed to the small river where Yang Zilu fell into the water.

"Yue Guo!" Yang Zilu's eyes widened, and two words kept shaking in her heart: crossing! Through! Through! ……

"Yes! It's only a hundred miles away from Huiji City! Yiguang looked at Yang Zilu, those star-like eyes seemed to ask, don't you know that this is Yue Guo?

It's going to be funny! Huiji, where is the ancient name of Huiji? Remember that Xiang Yu was in Huiji uprising, Huiji! Huiji! That's right, it's Shaoxing! Am I flying from Guangzhou to Chengdu, Sichuan? Isn't it supposed to fly northwest? Miscellaneous planes flew northeast? By the way, what about airplanes?

Yang Zilu raised his head suddenly, looking at the end of Huansha Creek, there were green mountains and green waters in the distance, and there was no smoke screen caused by the fall of the plane and the burning. And what era is this? Yue Guo! In Chinese history, there seems to be only one Yue Kingdom. It is the country of Yue in the struggle for hegemony with Wu Yue, and the country led by the protagonist Gou Jian in the salary.

"Hey! Yiguang! I am back! In the distance, a heroic girl ran quickly, and as she ran, her long skirt floated up, revealing her white and tender calves. At first glance, it feels a bit ethereal. He was followed by two fourteen or fifteen-year-old boys.

"Ahh It's Adan! When Yiguang saw the visitor, he immediately laughed, as bright as the moon in the night, so eye-catching.

Disaster in disguise! I don't know why such a word appeared in Yang Zilu's heart, which made Yang Zilu quite embarrassed. After all, the other party is a somewhat timid, but kind girl, and it is too unkind to use this implied derogatory word.

"Huh! You're awake! Who saved it? Coming to the vicinity of Yang Zilu, Ah Dan looked at Yang Zilu curiously and asked.

"Yes...... I woke it up! Yiguang raised his hand in disdain and said.

"Oh?" Ah Dan turned her head and looked at Yiguang with an unnatural look strangely, she always had a feeling that something was wrong, but if it was something wrong, she didn't know.

Never mind! Ah Dan put this question aside and asked Yang Zilu, "Stranger, what's your name?" And the clothes are still so strange, is it a Shanyue person? ”

Yang Zilu knew that at this time, Shanyue people could refer to barbarians, which was a general term for the vast ethnic groups in Lingnan at that time. Naturally, he won't admit it, shook his head, and said in Mandarin: "I'm from Yan Guo!" ”

I don't know if Yan Guo uses Mandarin at this time?

Ah Dan's eyes widened, scratched his head, and asked Yiguang, "Yiguang, what did this stranger say just now, do you understand?" ”

Yiguang shook his head blankly and said, "I don't understand either, but he just said something similar to what we said, huh!" It's a bit like the words of the people of Yamagoe! ”

"Oh! That's the Shanyue people! Ah Dan said with a sudden realization and confirmed Yang Zilu's identity.

Cups! Countless black lines appeared on Yang Zilu's forehead, and he couldn't imagine that he couldn't escape the identity of a barbarian in the end.

"I'm from Yan Kingdom!" Yang Zilu had no choice but to explain it in Cantonese, and cried in her heart, when did Cantonese become synonymous with barbarians! Woo! Woo! ……

"Oh! Then what you just said is Yan Chinese? Adan asked.

"Hmm!" Yang Zilu nodded happily.

"Oh! It turned out to be a Shanyue man who seemed to be able to speak Yan Guohua! Adan said this time.

Cups! Continue with cups...... Yang Zilu couldn't imagine that he couldn't get rid of the identity of Shanyue people in the end, and finally he could speak Yanguo, so he had to add a look. But then again, the Yanguo dialect of this era may be different from Mandarin, but then again, I have already made up my mind...... I wonder if I will be captured as a slave? Before the Republic of China, slaves still existed. Not to mention their own barbarians.

"Adan, he's a nobleman!" Yiguang said with an affirmative face.

"Huh? No way? Adan looked at Yang Zilu with a skeptical attitude. And the two young men brought by Ah Dan were also hostile to Yang Zilu, who was close to the goddess Yiguang in his mind, and he also echoed Ah Dan's words with a look of approval.

And Yiguang told the 'contradictory' story that Yang Zilu said just now. Ah Dan's eyes widened, looked at Yang Zilu, and asked differently: "Could it be that the people of Yan Country are all dressed up like this?" ”

"Almost!" Yang Zilu could only vaguely pass the past, tears welled up in her heart, and she couldn't imagine that the explanation she had said so many times was not as direct as a story.

Yang Zilu didn't know that there was a lack of books for people in this era, let alone the Yue Kingdom, which was regarded as a semi-barbarian by the Central Plains at that time. In the middle of the Warring States period, the famous scholar Hui Shi learned the books of the five cars, which was called the rich five cars by the people at that time, which means that he is rich in knowledge. But don't forget that the books of the time were mainly written in bamboo slips. It is estimated that the number of words that primary school students learn from Chinese textbooks in six years is not much more, or even less.

Therefore, in this era, books became the monopoly of the aristocracy, although it was not so that ordinary people could not read, but they had to be able to afford to read. First of all, this book is made of bamboo slips, which can be expensive, and it is still hand-carved, which is more labor-intensive and time-consuming than manual copying. It is not something that ordinary people can afford to consume at all, and the most that a small rich family can do is to support their children to study in the academy for a year or two.

So Yang Zilu's aristocratic identity was confirmed, but Yang Zilu made up a fake life experience. His family is a small nobleman in Yan Kingdom, and it has declined to Yang Zilu's generation. Yang Zilu became a seller of business and traveled around the world. He traveled to the state of Chu, was captured by the Shanyue people, and lived in the Shanyue people for more than a year, so he spoke Shanyue (Cantonese?). ）。 In the end, after nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties (Journey to the West?) Only then did he escape, but he stumbled and fell into Huansha Creek. Needless to say, later.

Ah Dan, who heard the ranger complex, had stars in his eyes and looked obsessed, and even the two teenagers who were originally hostile to Yang Zilu now looked at Yang Zilu with admiration.

After listening to this, Ah Dan couldn't help asking: "Then Brother Yang (Yang Zilu made them shout like this) What are your plans in the future!" ”

Hearing this, Yang Zilu was also stunned, what could he do? Even the so-called aristocracy is fake, and he is penniless. Yang Zilu couldn't help sighing, her heart was full of confusion. For a while, I only felt that the world was big, but I didn't have an inch of my own foothold.

"Or! You live in our ramie village! After all, Brother Yang, you probably don't have any coins on you now, and it's impossible to continue to travel around the world! Seeing this, Adan blushed and boldly proposed.

"Well, it's fine, I don't have anywhere else to go anyway!" Yang Zilu can only be at ease with what happens now. "By the way, what is your name, Adam?"

"Huh?" When Ah Dan heard this, his face turned red and twisted for a while, and he said like a mosquito: "Zheng Dan, Zheng of Zheng Guo, Dan of Yi Dan in the Book of Poetry!" ”

Fortunately, Yang Zilu's ear power is not bad, whether it is good or bad, he nodded with a smile and said, "Good name!" ”

Then he asked Yiguang and said, "Yiguang, what about your name!" ”

Yiguang shook his head, stared at his innocent eyes, and said, "Mother said that if it's not Lang Jun, relatives, and good friends, you can't tell him his name!" ”

When Yang Zilu heard this, he couldn't help but be embarrassed, the question just now is normal in modern times, but in ancient times, I didn't expect that there was such a special reason. I wonder if the same is true for male surnames?

Now Yang Zilu can only prevaricate: "I'm sorry, probably our ancient style is relatively strong there, so there is no such situation!" Asking for someone's name is a very common thing! "But then again, why did Adan tell me his name? Sneaking a glance at Ah Dan, hey! Adan is also secretly watching me! The eyes of the two couldn't help but touch each other, Yang Zilu had a paralyzing feeling of electric shock, and suddenly had a feeling of cheating in broad daylight in front of everyone.

"Oh!" The two young men in the back responded, and immediately smiled: "Actually, Yiguang, you are too obedient, our Dayue Kingdom is inherited from the ancient customs, as far as you are concerned, everyone who has just known you knows that your name is Yiguang!" I know you for a few more days, and I don't know your surname, and I don't know your name, I don't know that your name is Shi Yiguang! Giggle! Giggle! My name is Tongue Xi, and his name is Higashi. ”

It seems they didn't find out! Yang Zilu breathed a sigh of relief in her heart, and said with a smile: "I didn't expect Yiguang to have your surname Shi!" By the way, what is the current situation in your country? ”

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