Chapter 173: These World's No. 1
"I need your help!" , Ju Yi looked at Yan Liang and Wen Chou solemnly, and said in a deep voice: "I'm not angry with you!" I'm here to clean up Lu Bu! I need Lu Bu's soldiers and horses to be distributed, the troop situation, and how to deploy them!
In addition, there are also his combat characteristics, such as the time when the food and grass of the alliance army were burned, and this time, the more detailed the better! If you want revenge, tell me! Detailed, don't miss a little! Do you understand? ”
"You", Wen Chou was just about to say something but was stopped by Yan Liang: "Tell him!" It doesn't matter! Serve under the Lord's command, don't worry too much, we need to cooperate! This is an inevitable result, don't let the lord down again! I can restrain my temper, what's wrong with you who have always been calm? ”
"Yo Yo! Look! Learn! Second Wen, your temper is really bad, I didn't say you, you should learn from Boss Yan! Hahaha! Ju Yi said with a grin; Wen Chou snorted and said: "Lu Bu has more than 20,000 troops, no more than 25,000, they are camped on a mountainside in our western five miles, which is an excellent location that is easy to defend and difficult to attack, and more importantly, the terrain slope is very small, which is suitable for cavalry condescending impact!"
They often come to harass us, and they come from time to time, and it is difficult to predict that when attacking the base camp of the alliance army, Lu Bu showed great bravery, and our two brothers can basically be said to have been defeated in the hands of him alone
It's just that this time he was able to defeat us a little differently, he first started a pursuit battle with us on the plain with the act of dividing his troops, inducing us to gradually divide our troops, and he also took the opportunity to defeat our nearly 20,000 soldiers and horses, and their behavior was very strange."
Wen Chou told them what happened to them one by one, and Ju Yi nodded thoughtfully: "It seems that Lu Bu has found a good military advisor!" According to his previous combat style, he will only fight and rush when he encounters you, and he will never have other ideas!
Even if he has the heart to defeat you, such a complex strategy is not something that he, a reckless man, can control, especially the prediction of people's psychology! Absolutely accurate! If it weren't for the fact that I knew that Li Ru had gone to Bishui Pass, I would have thought that Li Ru was in his army! ”
"What are you going to do? Find him directly and have a test with him? Give it up! He also has an elite army of about 1,000 people under him, known as the trapped camp! As far as I can see, I don't lose to your Euphorbia in the slightest! It's the truth! That opportunity is a war machine! Icy cold and suffocating! ", Wen Chou's heart is described as trapped; Ju Yi's eyes were shining: "Oh? I'm really not alone! I always thought that elite soldiers and horses could completely replace the position of fierce generals and become sharp weapons at the forefront, cutting the enemy's formation, and capturing the flag!
It can also become the backbone of the army's defense, as steady as a chime stone, as heavy as Mount Tai! Hahaha! Looks like someone thinks the same way I do! It's wonderful! It's wonderful! I feel my blood boiling! I can't wait to meet them! Defeat them! Shred them! ”
This is not only a madman but also a madman, a real madman! Wen Chou silently thought that in his heart, if anyone in this world is the number one madman, then it must be Ju Yi! Even someone as arrogant as Xu Yu is hard to look at his back!
"Ding, ding, ding!" A small soldier rushed in and shouted, "Oh no! Oh no! The Xiliang thief is here again! ”
"Humph! What are you panicking about? Isn't it the people of Xiliang? Did they have three heads or six arms? Yes? Look at you! Didn't get scared to pee your pants, did you? Yes? Loser! I really don't understand how Wen Lao Er disciplined you! If it's Lao Tzu's soldiers, they must be dragged out and beaten until you understand! Hum! Ju Yi scolded disdainfully, and then walked out of the barracks to whistle; Are the knives sharpened? Are you ready to take all the bows? And your precious halberd! You didn't forget to bring it, did you? Why the war? For what bloodshed? Tell me! Ju Yi roared loudly as he walked leisurely outside the barracks; To survive! Fight for the battle! The sound of the mountain roaring and tsunami came from outside, Ju Yi dug out his ears and shouted: "Didn't you fucking eat?" Yes? What are you talking about? Why can't I hear it? Give me a loud voice! ”
"To survive! Fight for the battle! Outside the barracks, a team of 1,500 people stood neatly and solemnly, except for their flushed faces and violent green tendons, like statues, cold and infiltrating! It also smells of blood!
"Excellent! You sons of bitches have heard me clearly! You already owe a lot to Lao Tzu! So! Take the heads of the people of Xiliang to pay off the debt! Not much! Only a hundred per person! Until you can do it! Otherwise, you will die here! Ju Yi roared loudly, turned over on his horse, snatched his halberd, and waved forward: "Come with Lao Tzu!" ”
Wen Chou's face in the tent of the alliance military camp turned red: "He is humiliating us!" He did it on purpose! This son of a bitch! I'm going to kill him! Yes! ”
"Ahem, cough, cough", Yan Liang coughed suddenly, and said with difficulty: "Don't bother with him, let him do it, let's just listen!" When it comes to arranging troops, he is indeed an expert, we might as well be! There must be a master in Lu Bu's army to help, and only with him can he complete the task! ”
Three miles outside the camp of the Union Army, 25,000 bored Bingzhou troops drove over, raising puffs of dust, laughing and scolding to show an arrogant temperament, this is the so-called arrogant soldiers! They have won too many times, and they have fought more than a dozen battles with Yan and Wen, and they haven't suffered a loss!
"Huh? The whole army stops advancing! Yes! There's a terrible guy here! I don't know which one is under Yuan Shao! The alliance army rolling in the distance, whether it is the speed of the march or the uniform pace, or their full spirit, can make people see that they are not good at stubble, Li Kai admired: "Absolute elite soldiers!" Far! Come up and ask which one it is! ”
Zhang Liaoce immediately stepped forward and asked lazily: "The grandson opposite!" Whose family are you? Sign up! Uncle doesn't kill unknown people under his hands! ”
"Humph! Where did a dog come from? Just bark at me when we first meet! Who is Lu Bu! Stand up for Lao Tzu, watch your dog, don't let him bark at me! It's annoying! Ju Yi glanced at Zhang Wenyuan coldly, and looked at the military formation from afar with disdain, observing his target; Don't move! Zhang Liao will get it done! At least he won't suffer in his mouth! Li Kai stretched out his hand and patted the red rabbit horse on his side, giving him a cold look, the red rabbit horse spasms and did not dare to move, of course, his words were said to Lu Bu on the horse; Zhang Wenyuan is definitely the first cheap in the world, his scolding skills are superb to the extreme, Ju Yi's way of greeting makes him very happy, Zhang Wenyuan, who is not annoyed or angry, said with a smile: "Yo yo! You can't be the best friend of General White Rabbit, right? I scolded me when I said how to come up!
That's right, I just owe the scolding, I owe it for a while, I'm sorry for Yan Da White Rabbit, and shake out his things, I'm really sorry, this is also a very elegant thing! Why are you so fierce? Wen Chou is fierce enough, you are even more fierce! Could it be that you are the one who is the White Rabbit General?"
"Cut! Something that can only be used by tongues, get out of the way! Lu Bu! Come out! I'd like to see if you're a three-headed and six-armed guy! When the boss doesn't come out, what does it matter if the small one comes out? Ju Yi didn't even look at Zhang Liao, and directly called Lu Bu's name; Far! Come back! This thing is a big fool! I can't understand people! Let me ask! Lu Bu said lightly, it is rare that the arrogant God of War will also use foul language: "Which one are you?" Which dog is Eun Yuan Shao? ”
What Li has taught Lu Bu these days is probably the use of two words, one is Dasha Bi, and the other is "If you dare to yell at me again, I will kill you!" I'm serious! Who are you? Quote your name! ”
"Tsk! You are Lu Bu? Nothing remarkable! With two eyes and one nose, just like ordinary people, I really don't know how Yan Liang and Wen Chou defeated you! Uncle's name is Ju Yi! Hear me clearly! Don't forget my name when you get to the Netherworld! Hahaha! Ju Yi laughed rampantly and shouted, "Little ones! You ready? ”
"Retreat three miles!" , Li shouted from behind, Lu Bu looked at him in surprise, Li Kai shook his head: "I'll explain to you later!" Don't go to war just yet! ”
Lu Bu pondered for a moment, nodded and agreed, and the state army turned his horse head and whistled away, Ju Yi laughed even louder: "A group of deflated three!" Don't run! Something that only has the power of the tongue! Phew! Hohoo"
If you think that Ju Yi is just an arrogant person, just a person who is happy and does not know how to advance or retreat, then you are wrong! Under his rough performance, he is an old and cunning heart! He has already seen Li Kai's figure!
That masked guy is directing Lu Bu! Lu Bu seemed to obey his words, and the arrogant person didn't care about his provocation and withdrew directly! A brave and invincible guy, a cunning and insidious guy, the combination of the two is really chilling!
Ju Yi laughed and withdrew his troops back, and said proudly: "Xiliang's gang is not a big deal!" Lao Tzu was so scared that he didn't even dare to do it! ”
Wen Chou didn't say a word, trying his best to restrain his strong desire to Haibian to give him a beating, Yan Liang was on the sickbed, and said: "Lu Bu is acting more and more weirdly, he didn't do anything if you provoked him like this, maybe there is something to think about!" ”
Actually, what Yan Liang wants to say is that our brothers are thin-skinned, so they fell into the radical general method and caused heavy losses to the troops, you are as thick-skinned as the Great Wall in the Northland, and people provoke you so much, you are not angry at all
"Acting weird? I didn't see it! A touch of cunning flashed in Ju Yi's eyes, and he said with a smile: "I saw an interesting person!" With his face covered, he can be sure that he is a literati, weak and untouchable! Gee! Lu Bu is really obedient to him! ”
"Literati?" , Wen Chou frowned, closed his eyes and remembered the day they were designed a few days ago, this shadow appeared around Lu Bu, and then they were defeated, the defeat was not clear, and the nest was extreme; "Who knows where a guy who doesn't dare to see people jumps out! Would you be interested in coming with me to see him for what he really was? Hehe! I'm going to surprise them first tonight! Ju Yi smiled and sent out an invitation, Yan Liang and Wen Chou glanced at each other, hesitated and nodded; Lu Bu, who was three miles away from the distance, looked at Li Mouren puzzled: "You'd better give me an explanation?" Why flee without a fight? ”
"Don't say it so ugly! This should be appropriately avoided according to strategy and tactics! Li Mouren spread his hands and whitewashed the escape as if it was as glorious as ever, Lu Bu felt helpless about this: "Say it directly!" Don't mess around with these useless things! ”
"Haven't you heard of Ju Yi? A very famous guy, from Xiliang, served under Jizhou Mu Hanfu, and he went to defect when Yuan Benchu first appeared! The problem is that on the way to his defection, he met a person!
This person's name is Pan Wushuang, Admiral Pan Feng, the one you killed! In fact, you killed a general! What he's good at is arranging troops, not fighting alone! Maybe you don't have any impression of him, in your heart he is just a soy sauce beater!
Let's put it this way, his ability can at least be compared to Hu Zhen and Xu Rong! And Ju Yi fought a bloody way out of the way and went victoriously and defected to Yuan Shao! Do you think he's awesome? You've seen the other troops and horses, too!
The nemesis of the cavalry, the Euphorbia! I don't lie to you at all, the Xianbei and Karasuma people in Jizhou are walking around when they see his troops, who dares to blow up the thorns? The crying father who was all cleaned up by him called his mother! Maybe Gao Shun's trapping camp can compete with him! ”
"That's what you're going to tell me?" , Lu Bu frowned: "Could it be that the enemy is powerful and famous enough, so we don't dare to do it?" So what kind of battle is there to fight? Wouldn't it be nice to surrender directly? ”
"Pure! A child is angry and just said it! Li Kai said earnestly: "The war will continue, and it is impossible to give up, unless the winner or the winner or life and death are divided!" Maybe you need to calm down! It's true! ”
"Touch", Lu Bu touched the cold man in disbelief, and then roared: "You dare to hit me? I'm going to kill you bastard! ”
"Hey, hey, hey! Calm down! Calm down! Got it? Li, who was held up in the sky, said unhurriedly: "I need you to calm down now!" If you don't calm down, I won't tell me what I do! And you listened to the lesson I gave you, I am your teacher, are you trying to kill the teacher? ”
Every time he challenged Lu Bu's bottom line, Li won the victory, and this time was no exception, Lu Bu put him down angrily, and a whip leg was split on the thick tree with the bowl next to him, and the small tree snapped off; "Hee-hee! Calm down, right? Right! You need this kind of forbearance to achieve great things! Be open-minded and imagine that your chest and abdomen are not the chest and abdomen, that is the place where all rivers can be embraced! ", Li Kai said with a smile; It's all! What I'm going to ask now is how to beat that stupid guy on the other side! It's the first time I've seen such an arrogant person! Lu Bu sat cross-legged on the ground, extremely depressed! It may be that his kung fu is all taken by the outside route, and Li is good at the internal kung fu of turning bones and palms, and Lu Bu is forced to have internal injuries in every confrontation; "Don't worry, it's them who are in a hurry now!" , Li Kai smiled faintly: "Do you know what Ju Yi's sudden appearance means?" ”
"Ahh I've had enough of you! Tell me quickly! If you don't say anything, I'll strangle you! I'm real this time! It's true! Lu Bu violently pressed Li Kai's shoulder and kept shaking, poor Li kept swaying and rolling his eyes like a leaf in the wind; Three feet away! Bastard! Are you trying to kill me? Still can't I sell it? Don't you know if it's all an occupational disease of a strategist? Li Mouren abruptly got up, knocked down the world's number one god of war, kneaded his sore shoulders, and said:
"If there is no prediction mistake, Yuan Benchu's grain and grass should have been transported over! And it's the waterway to go! Only the waterway can be so fast, so that he can get what he wants in seven or eight days! We now have the advantage!
This sentence is not for fun, because our very existence is a huge threat to them, so you are in a hurry! Avoiding the enemy's edge, using their eagerness to lead them around in circles, wearing down their patience, knowing that they collapse, this is the king! Attack the heart! Attack the heart! Remember! ”
The whole world is messy, and the one in the eyes of the wolf rider in the state, standing high on the altar, exuding a god-like brilliance, the god of war Lu Fengxian was punched by a martial arts rookie, this is not the end, what is the powerful god of war just now, how could the powerful god of war make that kind of action?
Lu Bu has a nosebleed, there is a lot of dust on his body, and his face is compared with that of the red rabbit horse, I want to teach a lesson to Li, and I am afraid that it will be broken, this is an uncle, I can't fight, after experiencing the benefits of having a strategist, he knows this feeling, and he can't stop it!
Gritting his teeth with hatred, the god of war threatened: "If you dare to do something with me, I will break your hands, and if you move your feet, I will break your legs!" Hum! ”
"Ahh He's angry! Hahaha! Li Kai seemed to be very helpless, laughing in the face of a group of generals, everyone's expressions were different, Song Xian was puzzled, probably thinking about why Lu Bu didn't kill this kid; The surname Cao was shocked, the god of war actually suffered from this kind of wretchedness? And there is no real surname action? Zhang Liao is helpless, Li Su is snickering, he prefers to see Lu Bu's deflated expression, and he himself is often angry with this arrogant god of war, as for Gao Shun, you can call him the first silent brother in the world; The zombie face that has not changed for 10,000 years is more coffin board than Zhang Xian; "Brother Wenyuan! Let the brethren eat, and when we are done eating, we will walk in the direction of the Yellow River, and do not stop! The real decisive moment is coming! You're all ready to go! Li Kaidao, turned around and walked, looking very pleasant; Ma Chao, as always, has time to hone his martial arts hard, his current body still has a lot of room to rise, and when he reaches age, it will be a qualitative leap, and he can jump from a second-rate general to a top general!
He's working on speed and skill right now! Skills take years to be honed, and speed may be innate, and it can be practiced the day after tomorrow, try to strengthen, no matter how small the increase is! Just a little faster will ensure that you take out the enemy first!
Seeing Li Kai coming, Ma Chao stopped, reached out to wipe the sweat on his cheeks, and frowned: "Why is Mr. acting so recklessly?" Now that we are in the enemy camp, shouldn't we be careful? ”
"You're starting to care about these things, too? Very nice change! Li praised a sentence and sighed: "It's not that I'm acting recklessly, I'm just testing Lu Bu's bottom line step by step, when he adapts to my temptation, we will get more space, more freedom, and more opportunities to leave here in the future!"
Do you see how they're doing now? This proves that I am doing the right thing! Only if I am more proud and wilder than them, will they see me as their own person! Don't think I'm going to spend much time here, I'm actually planning something else! ”
"Huh? I don't understand! In short, if the gentleman needs it, you can ask me to do it for you! I'm your student after all! Ma Chao said seriously; Li Kai laughed and patted the back of Ma Chao's head: "You kid! Cherish this opportunity and ask Lu Fengxian for advice, he is very kind of waiting to see you! He's the best general, and he's the goal you can surpass! You can only defeat him if you know him! Continue to enrich and improve yourself with peace of mind! I'll take care of the rest! ”
There are many things that Li Mou said that Ma Chao couldn't understand, but this did not prevent him from believing in Li Kai in his heart, looking at the earth-shattering figure with his chest beating, he firmly continued to hone his martial arts, and he believed that he could help him one day!
Li Su casually aimed at a stall and came to Li Kai's side, and said in a deep voice: "Lu Wenhou owes me a promise!" ”
"Huh? Brother Yaowu? What does that mean? I don't seem to owe you a promise, do I? Ha ha! Li Kai snorted; Li Su shook his head: "What I ask of him is to transform his promise to me into your promise to him!" It's up to me to make a condition for you, and you help me complete it! You can think it's my request, begging! Or even - begging? ”
Transfer? Can the same be true of promises? Li Kai frowned slightly: "I hope it's not too difficult, I can't take off the stars in the sky!" ”
Li Yaowu was overjoyed, clasped his fists, and asked, "I know that Mr. Xiao has a very good relationship with Dong Zhuo!" I wonder how you rate him now? ”
Li Mouren looked at Li Su suddenly, frowning: "Should you be?" ”
(To be continued)