Chapter Twenty-Nine: Joy and Joy
In the history of the Tang Dynasty, there was no more famous event to pacify the enemy country and capture its leader alive than Li Jing's annihilation of the East!! The Turks captured Jieli Khan and Su Dingfang destroyed the Western Turks and captured Helu.
In these two things, Li Jing is used to destroy the East again!! The Turks, the capture of Jieli Khan alive are the most famous.
It is most famous for many reasons. First, because Jieli Khan took advantage of the civil strife in the Central Plains at the end of the Sui Dynasty to enslave the Central Plains and capture a large number of people, which was a fierce disaster and rare in ancient and modern times. The second is because Jieli forced Liu Wuzhou, Liang Shidu, and Li Yuan to submit to him, which made Li Yuan and Tang Taizong feel humiliated. Third, Jieli Khan took advantage of the Xuanwumen Incident and Tang Taizong's accession to the throne not long after, when the foundation was not stable, he personally led a large army to kill Guanzhong, and the troops were in Weishui, forcing Tang Taizong to sign a "bridge alliance".
These things are all shameful and humiliating, and they are hard to forget. Yes, the Tang Dynasty destroyed the East!! The Turks, after capturing Jieli Khan alive, the Tang Dynasty celebrated and finally washed away the shame.
Li Yuan, the ancestor who had abdicated, was even more happy, personally set up a banquet, invited the heroes to drink the banquet, and during the banquet, ordered Jieli Khan to dance to help the fun. At this time, Jieli Khan has become a prisoner, and the majesty of the past is gone, how dare he say a word, he has to dance to help the fun, and the ministers of the Tang Dynasty disperse happily.
As a result, this incident has become a beautiful conversation, praised all over the world, and has become a prosperous story.
Now, Li Longji wants Tubo Zanpu Dezuzan to come to dance and cheer up, which is a supreme thing, which can be compared with the dancing of Jieli Khan back then, who can not be happy? Who can't help but be happy?
Look at the happy look of the ministers, all of them have their mouths cracked to the root of their ears, their eyes narrowed together, and only a small slit remains.
"Your Majesty, not only do you want Zampu to dance, but you also want to make Zampu an official." Some ministers shouted loudly.
"The ministers seconded it!" The courtiers were in high spirits and echoed loudly.
The smile on Li Longji's face was layered layer after layer, and the smile was like that of Maitreya Buddha: "According to what you say, what kind of official should be given to the bearded man?" ”
"General of the Right Guard!" The ministers didn't think about it, they shouted in unison, all of them were overjoyed, and their faces were happy, as if they had a great idea.
After Jieli Khan was captured, Tang Taizong did not kill him, but made him a high-ranking official of the right guard general. The ministers asked Li Longji to seal the official position of De Zuzan, which was a great irony of Qi De Zuzan, can the ministers not be happy?
If you really seal this official, it is tantamount to telling Comfort Zuzan: You are the same as Jieli!
For the Tang Dynasty, it was a beautiful thing to raise eyebrows and be proud.
"Hmm. No, no, no. Li Longji raised his eyebrows and narrowed his eyes together with a smile.
"Your Majesty, you will also give Zampu a good land and a beautiful house, you want good wine and good meat to raise, you can't lose him, you must raise him to be white and fat, and when you need it, let him dance."
"That's right! Datang is rich, we can raise him like a pig by deducting a little scum from between our teeth, we must not let him die, it is best to raise him for 180 years. ”
After Jieli Khan was captured, he became a tool to help the wine, and when the Tang Dynasty was in need, he wanted him to dance to help the fun, but he did not dare to disobey, which made him extremely depressed, and finally died of sorrow.
The ministers are also playing this kind of idea. It is conceivable that as long as Dezuzan lives for one day, the Tang Dynasty will be happy for one day, and no one wants him to die early.
"Hmm." Li Longji nodded heavily, agreeing with the idea.
As he was talking, there were big theories, small discussions, and the whole thing...... and a number of ministers were brought up.
The eyes of the ministers swept away from the Tibetan monarchs and ministers, all of them were excited, their eyes were wide, and they couldn't wait to enjoy the Tibetan songs and dances immediately.
In the end, the eyes of the ministers stayed on the body of the Emperor Zuzan, and their eyes were burning, as if a hungry wolf had seen a lamb.
Jieli Khan's dance was a good story, but it was a pity that the ministers were born a hundred years later and had no knowledge. Now, they can finally see the dance of the Emperor Zuzan, who can not be eager?
"Bearded, we're meeting again." Li Longji's face was full of smiles, as kind as seeing neighbors, and said happily: "It's better to be in Chang'an, we can meet if we want to, if you stay in Luo, it will be difficult for us to meet." ”
He spoke very kindly, as if he had seen an old friend who had been absent for a long time, however, when he heard it in his ears, it was like being struck by lightning, or a series of thunderbolts.
was caught in Chang'an, everything was said by Li Longji, where he is free, Li Longji can meet whenever he wants. He wanted to argue, but his throat seemed to be blocked by something, and he was speechless.
At this moment, he really tasted what it was like to be the king of the dead country, that is, to call the heavens and the earth!
"Your Majesty, although our monarchs and ministers are captured, they will not give in." Still has the courage to talk about it, and said to Li Longji: "You have a king's way, even if Tubo is destroyed and Zampu is captured, Your Majesty will not want to be happy." ”
"Arrogance!"
"Presumptuous!"
The ministers shouted and reprimanded.
"Smack!" Li Longji was not annoyed at all, the smile on his face was more, he smiled even more, clapped his hands lightly, leaned on the throne, and said, "Xiaolun, you have courage and knowledge, I appreciate this very much." However, you are all in the palm of my hand, and I want to pinch you flat and round, which of you dares to say a word? ”
With his head high and his chest straight, he was very proud, and pointed at the ministers of Tubo, and said: "Look at them, they don't dare to come out, a head is buried in the crotch of their pants, and they are all depressed, do you have the slightest power to resist?" ”
The Tubo ministers were all frightened, and they didn't dare to raise their heads.
"Xiaozhuo, you need strength to speak, you don't have the strength to bargain with me in the palm of my hand, so it's better not to ask for hardship." After Li Longji finished his smug words, he said loudly: "Bearded, I have heard for a long time that your songs and dances in Tibet are quite unique, you can dance a song for me to help the wine!" ”
"Ahh An exclamation sounded, coming from the mouth of the Tibetan ministers.
They knew that it would not be good to be taken up at this time. According to their thoughts, Li Longji would play prestige, scare them, and reprimand them, but they didn't expect Li Longji to ask them to dance to help them drink.
It's worse than killing them, it's using him as a plaything.
If they are beaten, scolded and beheaded, although they are angry, they can still accept it, after all, it is the fate that the captives deserve. Let them dance to help the drink, this is the greatest insult since ancient times, and it will be spit on by future generations.
Think about the queen of Shu, Adou, because Shu music helps the wine, and got a satirical allusion of "here is happy, don't think about Shu", which was ridiculed by countless descendants.
Now that this fate has fallen to them, who can accept it?
However, as Li Longji said, they fell into the hands of the Tang Dynasty, and Li Longji wanted to pinch him flat and rub the circle, what could they do?
wants to resist, but doesn't have the strength; Acceptance, but unwilling.
"Ahh Li Longji set up a second leg and put on an admiring look.
The ministers all cheered up, opened their eyes wide, and just waited to enjoy the Tibetan songs and dances.
"I, I, I......" De Zuzan's lips squirmed for a long time, and he didn't say a complete sentence.
"Dance or die." Li Longji's face sank, and he asked, "Which one do you choose?" ”
"Willing to die." He hesitated for a while, gritted his teeth, and made up his mind.
"I will fulfill you." Li Longji took a sword from the hands of the soldiers of the Longwu Army, threw it at the feet of the Emperor Dezuzan, and said, "If you want to die, wipe your neck yourself." I will not stop you. ”
Li Longji's move is ruthless enough, and if he wants to die, he has to end himself.
With the hard spleen of Zuzan, if Li Longji ordered someone to kill him, he would rather die. However, it takes much more courage to let him end his life by himself than to have him killed, and he does not have the courage to do so.
Looking at the sword on the ground, De Zuzan's face changed, one moment green, another white.
"Bearded, you think I don't know you? You don't have the courage to cut yourself. If you really want to die, you won't be taken to Chang'an, you can go on a hunger strike. You didn't go on a hunger strike, and you were successfully escorted to Chang'an, which shows that you don't want to die. Li Longji cracked the corners of his mouth and sneered: "I think back then, Jieli was a hundred times stronger than you, and in the end, he was captured alive by Datang, and he didn't want him to dance, how dare he say a word." ”
Jieli Khan's arrogance is famous all over the world, otherwise, he wouldn't have done so many things that Huaxia hated. In the end, he was captured alive by the Tang Dynasty, and he danced if he wanted him to dance, and he didn't dare to let a fart go.
"Zampu, you are the lord of the Great Tubo, the Great Tubo is in your hands, unprecedentedly strong, you must not do anything insulting to the Great Tubo, just die, just close your eyes." The ministers of Tibet did not dare to speak, but loudly instigated the decisive death of Dezuzan.
If you want to save your reputation, dying right now is the best option. However, he was not the only one who faced this like him, but also Jieli Khan. With the strength of Jieli Khan, he had to bow his head in the end, not to mention the praise of Zuzan.
"I'm ......" Ji Dezuzan hesitated for a while, tears rolled down his eyes, extremely aggrieved, extremely unwilling, but he writhed.
He gave in and chose to dance instead of cutting himself.
"The face of the Great Tubo is gone!" Xiao Lun closed his eyes in pain.
Tubo was destroyed, the Tubo monarchs and ministers were captured, and the face of Tubo was lost ninety percent of ninety, and there was still the last bit of face left.
As soon as he gave in and danced in public, this last bit of face was gone.
"So stiff, this is also called dancing? Will you jump? ”
The eyes of the ministers were wide open, and the snow was bright and clear, and they roared loudly.
Qi Dezu praised a spirit, and hurriedly jumped up, no longer so stiff, somewhat flexible.
"Not yet." The ministers yelled, "Jump better." ”
In the laughter of the ministers, the dance of the Emperor Zuzan is becoming more and more flexible, and in the end, the dance is beautiful and very smooth, and you can see at a glance that this is a good player.
That's not all, he also sings, the melody is beautiful and beautiful, and he is extremely talented in music.
Li Longji's eyes narrowed together, his fingers moved with the melody, humming softly to the beat, shaking his head, and shaking his head in circles one after another.
(To be continued)