Chapter Ninety-Nine: Who Doesn't Fight for Nothing
"What to see, what to see, drink your tea." A person at the same table with the bald man arrogantly pointed to the people around him and said.
"What? You say I'm a bully? I just bullied people, and I came over unconvinced, and I didn't want to think about how my name of the Iron Head King in this area came about, it was made with fists. The bald man gritted his teeth and clenched his fists and pretended to be ruthless.
The surrounding guests all turned their heads one after another, they didn't have the courage to provoke these bullies, it was better to have one less thing.
Bai Miaoyun saw that Yue Kang couldn't sit still and wanted to come out, so she glared at him and told him not to do much, there are too many injustices in the world, can you take care of it.
Yue Kang smiled and said in a low voice, "Believe it or not, I scolded him in the past, and he not only didn't get angry but also smiled." ”
"He's not a fool, how can you not be angry when you scold him, uncle, don't believe it." Xiaoshun also whispered.
The little piano girl also looked impossible.
"Don't make a fuss, we still have to hurry, that person is not easy to mess with." Where would Bai Miaoyun believe Yue Kang's words and persuade him.
"Alright! Then I'll show you a glimpse of it today. Yue Kang stood up after speaking, Bai Miaoyun wanted to stop him, but Yue Kang gave her a reassuring look.
Yue Kang straightened his clothes, probably messed up his hair, slanted his eyes into a pair of dazzles, opened his mouth wide, pretended to be stupid, and walked to the table of the bald man.
Reaching out and grabbing the birdcage on the table, he looked stupid.
"Stinky boy, what are you doing?" The bald man stood up.
"This bird is mine." Yue Kang said stupidly.
"What, this bird is yours, hahahaha." The bald man seemed to have heard a big joke. The other three people at the table also laughed.
"Stinky boy, get out, I bought this bird for ten taels of silver a few days ago." The bald man pushed Yue Kang!
"This bird is really mine, it can speak, and he will follow what I say." Yue Kang continued, looking a little cute.
Bai Miaoyun didn't know what kind of medicine Yue Kang was selling in the gourd, and she looked at Yue Kang's actions with wide eyes one by one, her heart full of curiosity.
"What? You say the bird can talk? You're laughing to death, okay! As long as you say what this bird can say, I will give you this bird. "The bald man said boldly, the bald man said in his heart, what a fool, this is not how a parrot can speak.
Yue Kang smiled in his heart, and said to the bird cage with a stupid look: "Hello..."
The bird in the cage, unresponsive, continued to bounce around in the cage.
"Talk......"
The bird still didn't respond.
"If you don't speak, I'll scold you."
The bird still didn't respond.
Yue Kang was "angry" and put the birdcage in front of the bald man, and scolded loudly: "I fuck your mother, insert your whole family, you bastard, bastard......"
Yue Kang scolded with sweat, and pointed to the birdcage while scolding his fingers, and unconsciously pointed his fingers to the nose of the bald man, and the bald man laughed, "Why is this bird not yours!" Hahahaha. ”
The other three people at the table also laughed and said that Yue Kang was a psychopath.
Yue Kang then said discouragedly: "It seems that it really isn't mine." ”
Yue Kang turned around, made a V gesture on his chest, and stuck out his tongue at Bai Miaoyun while holding back his words.
Bai Miaoyun snorted and laughed, and hurriedly covered her mouth with her palm, and the smile in the corner of her eyes was not hidden.
Xiaoshun, Whip and Xiaoqin also held back a smile at the corner of their mouths, not daring to laugh out loud. Secretly gave Yue Kang a thumbs up.
Yue Kang didn't go back to the table directly, but looked for a wrist-thick wooden stick around, picked it up, and glanced at Bai Miaoyun and the others, as if to say look at me.
Yue Kang hid the wooden stick behind him, walked to the bald man, patted him on the shoulder, the bald man turned his head, saw Yue Kang, and said, "Stinky boy, it's you again, you said that this bird is not yours, what else are you going to do." ”
Yue Kang took out a stick and hit the bald man on the head at once, "I'll beat you." ”
"What? You dare to hit me. The bald man stood up all of a sudden, and he was about to go crazy.
Yue Kang hurriedly grabbed the bald man's hand and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I recognized the wrong person, I thought you were the famous iron-headed king." ”
One of the three people who stood up at the same table with the bald man said, "You didn't recognize the wrong person, he is the Iron Head King." ”
The bald man deliberately straightened his chest.
Yue Kang pretended to say: "Don't play me, it is said that the head of the Iron Head King is as hard as steel, and he can break iron, and his head can not even get a stick, how can it be the world-famous Iron Head King with martial arts." ”
"Boy, is it really such a rumor on the rivers and lakes?" The bald man's face lit up after hearing Yue Kang's words.
"Of course it's true, I told you that I have thousands of mountains and rivers, and I am looking around just to catch a glimpse of the hero in my heart, but I am disappointed, you are not him." Yue Kang pretended to worship someone.
"Boy, I'm really the famous Iron Head King!" Seeing that Yue Kang didn't believe him, the bald man said anxiously.
"No, it won't!" Yue Kang looked at the bald man with questioning eyes.
"You don't believe it! Come on, come on, you hit me, I'll stand and beat you, until you believe. The bald man was in a hurry, his legs squatted, and his hairless head said to Yue Kang: "Hit here." ”
"No, I'm afraid of death." Yue Kang said.
"Hey, it's okay if you fight." In order to prove that he is the iron-headed king, the bald man insisted on Yue Kang to fight.
"You all heard it, he asked me to beat him." Yue Kang shouted loudly.
"I'll hit ......" Yue Kang slammed the stick and smashed it down at the bald man, the bald man shook his body, his eyes were white, but he didn't cry out in pain.
"Didn't break? Looks like I've mistaken someone. Yue Kang looked at the intact wooden stick in his hand and said, after speaking, Yue Kang turned around to leave, but was pulled by the bald man, "You can't go, if you don't use force, how can it break!" Hit hard again. ”
"Do you really want to fight?" Yue Kang said.
"Of course you have to fight." The bald man took a posture and patted his head, "Come... Hit..."
Yue Kang pretended to be helpless, and there was such a cheap person, if he had to fight himself, then he would be unwelcome.
Yue Kang jumped upward, raised the stick with both hands, and split Huashan with a force, and the hijab was split, how much strength was used.
"Click......" The stick broke. The bald man was beaten under the table and complained bitterly.
Yue Kang said: "It's amazing, it's really the Iron Head King!" Admire, admire, admire......" After Yue Kang finished speaking, he turned around and waved his hand at Bai Miaoyun, meaning to leave quickly. Bai Miaoyun held back a smile on her face, and hurriedly checked out and got into the carriage.
Yue Kang quickly got into the carriage, Xiaoshun raised his whip, drove ....... carriage and ran.
After that, Yue Kang and the others finally couldn't hold back their laughter and laughed.
The people in the two carriages couldn't stand up with laughter, and Xiao Shun looked at the bald man who was still lying on the ground, "The Iron Head King is really amazing!" Hahahaha......"
"Boss, we've been tricked......" Looking at the carriage in the distance, the bald men knew that they had been tricked.