(New Year's speech,I was going to send a single chapter.,But then I think about it.,Just put it in the chapter update.,Below.) ）

It's a year, it's so fast. Sometimes I have to fill in the form and write the document, and I always feel that 2011 is not used to writing, and now it is about to be changed to 2012, I don't know if anyone feels the same way as me.

I wish all my brothers and sisters all the best, happiness and well-being.

At the time of the New Year, there are always new wishes...... Actually, I guess everyone can guess what I'm trying to say, hehe ^_^. That's right, one of Douzi's most practical wishes is to hope that "Living Color" can do well.

So far, you have really not treated me badly. No. 1 on the new book list, which has never been done before. I remember very well that when I was on the new book list, the best result was third place, and there was a very good starting point to recommend help. Let's be honest, who doesn't want to be number one? So I want to thank you for this first for me, and it is the happiest thing for me on New Year's Eve. No matter what the results are next week or later, Douzi will remember that on New Year's Day 2012, you gave me a 'first place', thank you.

I had a lot of fun writing "Living Colors" myself. Kavin, bottlenecks, scratching your head and gritting your teeth, and so on, the troubles that have existed before are still there or even worse, and the speed of code words is really slower, less than 1,000 words an hour, but I'm just happy, as if I've found the right way. It's hard but not painful, slow but engaging, and only I can experience it, but one thing is certain: I love this book. That's good, really good. Although my full devotion can't guarantee the money of "Living Color", it is enough for me to tell you and the book friends who follow Living Color with confidence and smiles: buddy really did his best.

If there are no exaggerated accidents, in the new year, Douzi will fight hard with "Living Color...... In fact, if you think about it, it is a kind of happiness to be able to do something you like to do every day and to be able to complete a little work every day that makes you proud.

I like to write stories, and for a writer, the hardest part of coding words is two words: loneliness. But because of you guys, the loneliness is no longer there, haha, tmd, how can I praise you?

Douzi is a logical party, and a logical relationship can be easily solved along the previous text: my New Year's wish is that "Living Color" is prosperous and prosperous in the Year of the Dragon, and you are the source of my motivation and foundation for writing a good living color, and Living Sex was originally written for you to see...... Therefore, you have naturally entered my New Year's resolution: I wish all my book friends, friends, brothers and sisters a prosperous and prosperous Year of the Dragon!!

Goodbye, 2011, Hello, 2012.

Douzi and all the book friends who read this testimonial encourage us to work hard.

^_^I love you.

Beans are to blame

2012.01.01

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Originally, the seat of the Qincha was set up on a three-story pavilion not far away, which could have a bird's-eye view of the whole venue and was not disturbed by the people, but Ren Xiaozhu came to 'inspect' a few days ago and was too far away to see clearly, so she had to move the seat to the high platform......

In the turn of the day, Her Royal Highness the princess 'healed', together with the Qingyang Taishou and the city officials took the stage and sat down, first by the accompanying eunuchs chanting the holy decree, and then asked the Taishou to encourage the participants, and finally there were officials to preach the rules, one after another said for most of the hour, and finally a gong shook through the high platform, the grand event officially began, and the 'contestants' took the stage to show their skills to the Qincha.

Song Yang was still very early from taking the stage, and got up early in the morning with his two companions to crowd in the crowd to watch the excitement.

The first few people to come to power, without exception, are samurai, this time the 'selection of talents' decided not to choose samurai, but the edict did not say it clearly when the edict to the world, otherwise wouldn't it be offended by all the people who practice martial arts in the country, because there are still a large number of people who practice martial arts, and the silk shirt boy who fought with Song Yang before is also among them.

The knives and guns in the ring, the fists and feet were lively, but in Song Yang's opinion, there was nothing outstanding, but Lord Qincha saw his eyebrows fluttering, and he couldn't wait to go down in person and compare with others a few times...... It wasn't until more than ten people later that the one who came to power was finally no longer a martial artist, but a beautiful woman with luxurious dresses and dignified appearance.

As early as when registering, everyone inscribed their specialties, and when the beautiful woman came to the stage, there was a small official singing: "Cen Diehong, a person from Hongyi Town, Qingyang Prefecture, is a year old, and he is a technician... Male, male. ”

The little official of the 'newspaper curtain' didn't pay attention to the manuscript beforehand, and when he sang the word 'man', he really hesitated for a moment. And when the trumpet fell, the audience also coaxed, and the people who watched the excitement talked about it. Cen Diehong saluted and greeted the Qincha and all the adults on the stage, Ren Xiaozhu was very curious, and waved his hand: "Excuse me, what's the matter with your 'man, man'?" ”

Cen Diehong responded respectfully: "A man is a man, and the skills of a woman are these two words." There is nothing special about the others, and the folk girls are good at it, one in the mouth and the other in the hand. ”

As she spoke, she took out a banana that had been prepared in advance, smiled at everyone, and took the banana into her mouth without peeling it, and then her cheeks squirmed slightly, obviously her tongue was very busy, and when the banana left her mouth a moment later, the banana skin had been peeled in four parts, revealing the white and tender flesh.

Ren Xiaoyu could understand this, his eyes widened in surprise, and he was amazed: "The tongue is so flexible." ”

At this time, the beautiful woman had already put the second banana in her mouth, but she still did not peel it, but she sucked it hard, and there was a soft sound, and the banana pulp was squeezed out of the skin directly, and she was shocked again. Ren Xiaoyu was happy, and was about to let her continue acting, but a close female guard behind her couldn't see it, leaned over and reminded in a low voice: "Princess, the obscene skills she played in serving men are too, too much, something unsightly." ”

Ren Xiaoyu suddenly realized, and his face immediately turned red into an apple.

Just as Cen Diehong took out the third banana, Lord Taishou opened his mouth and shouted angrily: "Drive her down for me!" At the same time, he gave his retinue behind him a look, and he understood that Lord Taishou was going to 'night trial' Cen Diehong, nodded and turned around.

Cen Diehong only knows how to select talents, enter the palace and face saints, according to her ideas, if she has the opportunity to enter Beijing, she will have the opportunity to serve real adults, even if she helps adults train concubines. But she didn't know that the purpose of Nanli's selection of talents was to participate in the Yan Kingdom's 'Yipin' competition, if she was really allowed to go to Yan Kingdom to perform her 'man's expertise', Nanli would all be killed by a head-butt from the emperor to the ministers.

There are already many people in the audience frowning and scolding, but more people are like Song Yang who is holding their stomachs and laughing, Qin Cone also laughed more than once, thinking in his heart to turn around and ask where the red-clothed town is.

Cen Diehong was driven away, and others came to the stage, and there were many martial artists behind, but other skills gradually increased, including singing, dancing, juggling, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting.

Countless people take turns to perform, each with its own wonderful, often attracts sky-high applause, the atmosphere is really warm, if it is a lively look good, but if you take a step forward, from the height of the 'selection of talents' to see this event, it is really not interesting.

Those who practice martial arts don't have to think about it, as for other people, although their skills are strong, they are still too far away to convince other countries on behalf of Nanli. At the end of the day, nearly 400 people took the stage, and none of them were able to pass the test.

The situation was even worse the next day, at least most of the performers on the previous day had some real talents, but these people on stage today, as if they had said it in advance, were all 'wizards' whose confidence had broken through the sky, and their singing voices were clumsy and clumsy, but they still thought that their performances should only be in heaven...... Song Yang watched the draft in 'a thousand years later', and had already guessed that there would be such a situation, but where had the people of Nanli seen such a formation, they all laughed until tears burst into tears, and Ren Xiaozhu completely forgot his duty, and laughed until he was on all fours behind the princess's curtain, and she didn't want to watch her serious skills, she just hoped that there would be more 'neuropathy'......

On the second day, more than 600 people took the stage one after another, but one-third of them were 'strange people' who were not able to do their best, and the rest did not have too wonderful performances, and there was still not a single person.

But on this day, a couple on stage caught Song Yang's attention, and after the 'end', Song Yang deliberately found the two.

The husband and wife are about forty years old, the husband's surname is Qu, the body is strong, and the wife is a short and fat woman, both of them are singers in the mountain township, from the voice to the singing style is rough and bold. However, Nanli was influenced by the Yanguo Jiangnan Tune, from the court to the folk, the music was mainly soft and charming, and the singing style of the Qu couple was not in the stream, and it was difficult to be selected.

Seeing Song Yang coming, the man surnamed Qu was slightly surprised: "What's the matter with the little brother?" ”

Song Yang first reported his name, and then complimented the two of them on their singing skills, and then turned to the topic and asked if they could compose music.

The man surnamed Qu replied: "The tune of the mountains and fields, how can it be so formal as composing music, sometimes it is to grasp the tune according to the words, and sometimes it is to have the tune in his heart, and he makes up the words casually, in short, it is not a unit." However, it is common to make up a tune as you like. ”

Song Yang looked happy: "I have a paragraph here, I want to bother Uncle Qu to match a tune, it is best to ask you to sing it, and please rest assured in terms of remuneration......"

Uncle Qu said with a smile: "Little brother don't have to be so polite, the two of us naturally like to sing, hum a tune casually, and talk about what remuneration." ”

Song Yang said politely again, Xiao Qi, the girl who has been following them for the past few days, is well-behaved, and she found a pen and paper when she spoke. Song Yang wrote the lyrics, and Uncle Qu took it and read it softly: You don't see it, the water of the Yellow River comes up from the sky, and it flows to the sea and never returns; You don't see it, Gao Tang Mingjing is sad and white-haired, and the morning is like green silk turning into snow at dusk...... As soon as he read two sentences, Uncle Qu's expression changed, and he turned around and shouted to his wife: "Old woman, give me some money, I'm going to have two drinks with my little brother!" ”

After speaking, he turned his eyes to Song Yang again: "This word... You have to drink to sing! ”

It is still going to be drunk.

Taiyi You's favorite in the world, before he died, sang loudly "will enter the wine".

Song Yang's idea is very simple, the mountain singers sing heroically, which just responds to this good word. He wanted to set a tune and learn the song, and sooner or later he would find the place where Imperial Doctor You was buried.

At that time, in front of the grave, although Yin and Yang were separated, Song Yang still had to sing "Will Enter the Wine" to You Li again.

How could Uncle Qu spend money, Song Yang pulled the two of them together, and called Qin Cone, the second fool and the poor girl Xiao Qi together, and found a small restaurant in the city.

The mountain people are addicted to alcohol, Qin Cone is massive, and Song Yang is concerned...... The half-catty small wine jar was emptied one by one, and in the end it was impossible to count, and to Song Yang's surprise, among the group, the girl Xiao Qi had the best amount of wine.

When he was drunk, Uncle Qu finally picked up the bamboo chopsticks and sang loudly on the empty altar:

Don't you see, the water of the Yellow River comes up from the sky, rushes to the sea and does not return?

You don't see it, Gao Tang Mingjing is sad and white-haired, and the morning is like green silk turning into snow at dusk.

Life must be happy, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon.

I was born to be useful, and I will come back when my daughter is gone.

Cooking sheep and slaughtering cattle for pleasure will require 300 cups of drink.

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The wine will be poured in, and the glass will not stop. The singing is rough, no sadness, only pride.

Just like Imperial Doctor You in the last battle, there is no sadness, only pride.

Among the freshmen, Song Yang was drunk for the first time and cried.

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Hey, in the previous New Year's speech, I was embarrassed to ask for votes and support...... Do you think I scratched my eyebrows or smiled wickedly when I wrote this?

A new week, a new list, a new hard work, and TMD has begun~!

In addition, if you are interested, you can take a look at 'Chen Yonghai', Professor Chen Yonghai will enter the wine by playing and singing, which is very feeling, and I recommend it desperately!!

If you think it sounds good, remember to reply to the book review and shout ^_^

You don't see it, the water of the Yellow River comes to the sky, alas, and it flows to the sea and does not return......