Chapter 339: The Fall of the Western Regions

I hate you, it became the last words that Su Meier and Tang said. Because since then, Su Meier has never said a word to Tang An again.

Leaving the oasis and continuing westward, the three of them entered a yellow world again. The boundless loess, the rolling dust and sand, can not be seen at a glance.

"Sister Fairy, Miss Mei'er, it's too boring all the way, why don't I sing you a song?"

There was not a single movement in the carriage. Mu Rong was too lazy to speak, and Su Meier had no eyes to look at, and the whole person seemed to have no emotion.

Tang An knows that he is at a loss, and the yellow flower girl who guards herself like jade allows herself to take advantage of the boss, and it is good not to fight hard with herself. But it's a long road, Mu Rong itself is an ice cube, if Su Meier is so dull again, then don't you suffocate yourself alive?

Seeing that there was no answer in the car, Tang An was not discouraged, and said with a smile: "It doesn't matter if you don't listen to the song, Miss Mei'er, you are an expert in singing and dancing, so I shouldn't be ugly in front of you." How about I tell a joke? ”

Without waiting for the two of them to react, Tang An said to himself: "Once upon a time, there was a man who held a spear and shouted that his spear was the sharpest spear in the world, and no shield could resist it. Then he picked up a shield and said that it was the hardest shield in the world, and that it could block the attack of any weapon. ”

Mu Rong snorted disdainfully. The "contradictory" stories are all taken out to make a fuss, thinking that they are three-year-olds.

"A passer-by asked him, "What if you pierce your shield with your spear, since your spear and shield are so powerful?" Tang An smiled and said, "As a result, the spear seller stabbed this person to death with a spear and said: Fuck, you talk a lot!" Hahaha. ”

There was still no sound in the carriage, only Tang An's hearty laughter. Smiling and laughing, it seemed that he felt a little embarrassed, Tang An coughed, and said, "Actually, I don't think this joke is funny, so it's better to change it." There was a hero walking in the desert who was dying of thirst. He looked back on the glorious years of his life, and felt that he had been in the limelight all his life, and he was content. If I say it's a pity, I'm afraid that there is only nothing left for men and women. Everyone doesn't want to have any regrets before they die, and he only has a she-camel by his side. The camel seemed to sense the danger, and ran into the desert, and the hero chased all the way to the back of a sand dune, and suddenly saw a gang of sand bandits robbing the caravan, and all the caravan was killed, leaving only a young and beautiful princess. ”

In the carriage, although the two girls didn't say a word, they quietly pricked up their ears. Su Mei'er frowned even more, secretly saying how similar this scene was to when she was rescued by the fairy, what the hell is this bastard doing?

Tang An paused for a moment and continued: "The bandit saw that he wanted to do that to the princess, but it happened that the hero arrived, drew his sword and drove away the bandits. The princess is grateful, thanks the hero for saving her life, and promises to do anything in return. The hero looked at the princess's beautiful face and slender figure, thought about his 'only regret', and asked: Are you really willing to do anything? The princess seemed to sense something, but nodded shyly, ready to lose her virginity. Who knew that the hero pointed into the distance and said, "Go and chase the she-camel back for me!" Hahaha! ”

There was still no movement in the carriage, which made Tang An very disappointed. Fuck, do these two women have a sense of humor at all?

said several jokes in a row, until Tang An's voice was hoarse, and the two women still didn't react at all.

Tang An sighed and said: "Miss Mei'er, as a gold medal little scholar of the Cheng family, a wealthy family in the capital, my character is beyond doubt, and I always warn my subordinates to stand upright and straight, and peeking at the little lady This kind of despicable and shameless thing must not be done." Actually, it was really an accident last night, I promise I just saw the back, not the front at all! ”

"You still say!" Su Mei'er finally spoke, but there was still anger in her tone.

"Don't be angry, I won't say anything." Tang An didn't say anything, but added: "In my heart, I have always regarded Miss Mei'er as a good buddy and brother, and I never have any selfish thoughts." Alas, in fact, if you had told me that you wanted to take a bath, Tang would have hid far away and watched the wind for you, ensuring that not even a single male mosquito would be put in. ”

"Brush!"

Su Mei'er pulled the car company, glared at her eyes and said, "If you say another word, Mei'er... Mei'er will get off the bus! ”

Threaten me with this? I'm really scared. Tang An smiled and said, "As the so-called grievances should be resolved rather than settled, Miss Mei'er should not go to your heart, let's forget about this matter." Burst! ”

As he was talking, a gust of hot wind mixed with sand made Tang An take a mouthful. After the wind and sand, Su Mei'er looked forward with beautiful eyes and said, "Hey, there seems to be someone over there." ”

How can there be people in such a place? This woman is hallucinating from heat stroke!

Tang Anxin muttered, but he still stood up and covered his forehead with his hand and looked into the distance. Su Mei'er didn't talk nonsense, there were indeed a bunch of people in the distance who were staggering towards her.

There were men and women, young and old, but they were all ragged and gray-faced, and they looked like beggars.

How could there be so many beggars in this kind of barren wasteland next door? Tang Anxin put a question mark in the middle and urged the carriage to meet him.

The group of people obviously didn't expect to meet others here, and an old man at the front of the walk was dark-skinned, with a criss-crossed face full of wrinkles, and a yellowish sweat towel wrapped around his head, looking like a typical Shaanxi peasant.

And the group of people in the back were many unclothed, with yellow faces and thin muscles, and when they saw Tang An, they were full of horror, and the women holding the child tightly protected the child, as if they had met a flood beast.

Tang An nodded roughly, there were no less than a hundred people in this group. asked, "Uncle, where are you going?" ”

The old man in front took a few steps back timidly, and said in a thick Shaanxi accent: "This uncle, you are all old, weak, sick and disabled, you can do well, spare them!" ”

Tang An was confused, glanced at Su Mei'er, and said, "What are you talking about, boss, we are not robbers, you don't have to be afraid." I want to inquire about it, how to get to Pyeongchang County? ”

"Pyeongchang?" The old man looked shocked and said, "No, we don't have Pyeongchang!" The foreheads are from Pyeongchang. A few days ago, the west dripping beard called for miles, killing a lot of people, and the foreheads had a way, so they fled to the east, so you should run away! ”

Tang An listened to a rough idea, it turned out that these people were the aborigines of Pyeongchang County, but their homes were captured, and they had no choice but to move east.

He looked at Su Mei'er and said, "What does 'beard' mean?" ”

Su Mei'er said angrily: "It's the Hu people in your mouth, the bandits of our Xia Kingdom!" ”

Pyeongchang County was captured by the Xia Kingdom? Tang Anxin was shocked, he didn't expect the Xia State army to move so quickly, and they had already conquered the important town of the Western Regions. What about the old general Zhan Lingyun? What about the 120,000 troops on the border of the Tang Dynasty?

Tang An hurriedly said: "Uncle, when did this happen?" How many Xia troops are there in Pyeongchang County now? ”

The old man said: "I don't know how much, I look at it all beards!" I heard that not only Pingchang, but even Gucheng was beaten down by his beard! ”

Valley City is also broken! Zhan Lingyun was defeated, and the borders were lost one after another, which was not a good omen for Datang.