Episode 15: [The Joy of Being a Boudoir]

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The flame of the candle danced happily, just like Li Chengqian's obscene and excited mood at this time.

Su Mi muttered, buried his face in his chest, and was so ashamed that he didn't want to see anyone!

When Li Chengqian came out of the bathroom, he had been planning this matter. Last night, he learned that Su Mi had a frigid illness, and he began to think about curing her. The first step to do is to let her know and familiarize herself with human physiology and hygiene, he thinks that only by understanding its true face can Su Mi's mystery about it be removed, and without mystery, there will be no fear and fear.

In his previous life, Li Chengqian once went to the county for a meeting, and the county leaders demanded that rural primary schools popularize physiological and health knowledge. Li Chengqian's village chief grandfather is the old principal of Taohuayuan Primary School, so the popularization task of Taohuayuan Primary School was put on Li Chengqian's shoulders by the old principal. Li Chengqian listened to experts in the county for two days and then returned to Taohuayuan Primary School to teach the students in the fourth and sixth grades of the fifth and sixth grades.

Therefore, his knowledge of physiology and hygiene is still very proficient.

He came out of the bathroom and proposed to sleep in Su Mi's bedroom, because he thought that girls would be more relaxed and natural in their own rooms, and it would be easier to absorb this knowledge in such an environment.

In the course of the lecture, Li Chengqian did a good job and paid attention to interacting with the students.

But he went to ask the student when his boobs were pointy, it was completely out of his obscene psychology!

If it was in his previous life, if he dared to ask like this, it would have become a major incident of "the teacher molesting female students", which is something that the people of the whole country do not agree with!

But fortunately, the person he is asking now is his student and his wife, and he has the right to be the pleasure of the boudoir.

"Say, it's all old husbands and wives!" Li Chengqian coaxed Su Mi in his arms, "It's not right for you to do this!" ”

Su Mi shook her head vigorously, her red and hot cheeks rubbed against his chest, and Li Chengqian could feel the heat of her little face.

"Su Mi." He suddenly said solemnly, "This is in class, you have to answer the teacher's questions positively, otherwise you will be punished!" ”

Su Mi continued to shake her head, but her heart fluctuated. How can there be such a thing in class, who would dare to ask the princess like this! But in her heart, she couldn't help but associate the previous serious teacher with the current ambiguity, and suddenly felt ashamed and embarrassed, and had a strange feeling and guilt!

"Smack!" A crunch.

Su Mi Manli's body shook: "Ah! ”

Li Chengqian felt the excellent feel in his hand, as well as the powerful elasticity, and hummed in his mouth: "See if you still don't answer!" ”

"Master ......" Su Mi's small hand covered her round buttocks in pain, and her voice became delicate and moaned, "Why do you want to beat the concubine ......?"

Listening to this voice, Li Chengqian's heart was crisp, and his body almost turned into Su Mi who pounced on the little lamb as a human wolf!

Su Mi's voice is crisp and pleasant, she usually speaks in a round tone and bites clearly, giving people a graceful and dignified image of the princess.

Now she has become slightly vague because of the pain, with a choked moaning sound in the delicate drops, breaking her usual image of the crown princess, this invincible and seductive voice makes Li Chengqian feel like hearing the sound of heaven, and there are a few tenths of a second that reminds me of the moaning of the heroine in the Japanese love action movie I have seen before, but the time of a few tenths and a few seconds immediately clicks off, compared with Su Mi's voice, those Japanese B goods are like a donkey barking!

"Smack!" There was another crisp sound, and Li Chengqian couldn't help but slap again!

"Oops!" Su Mi's watery black eyes were covered with mist, and Chu Chu looked at Li Chengqian pitifully, "Master ......"

What a wonderful sound this is, it would be nice to have a voice recorder, record her, and you can play it out and listen to it when you want to listen to it, how beautiful!

Su Mi rubbed her buttocks, which had been beaten twice, with one hand, and gently shook Li Chengqian's hand with the other hand to beg for mercy. Li Chengqian looked at her, and was softened by her watery eyes, and quickly felt what an abominable thing the two slaps just now were!

And he was soon embarrassed, because his second slap was out of the unrighteous division!

"That, that...... If I beat you, you don't obey the teacher's orders and don't listen to your husband's words, I shook the teacher and then the husband, can't you? He, an unqualified person, did not apologize for doing something wrong, but immediately made excuses, "Hmph, if you don't answer again, look at the husband's divine palm!" "It's so evil, the magic hand rejuvenation of the Divine Palm is here!

"Don't ......" Su Mi saw his hand raised again, and hurriedly said, "The concubine replied that the concubine is in the ......" The words behind it are so low that people can't hear clearly, and they are not as good as mosquitoes.

"Huh?"

“…… 9 years old...... "Su Mi buried her blushing face in Li Chengqian's arms and became an ostrich again.

9 years old? I'm pouring, this development is also a little early, is it that the Tang Dynasty also had early-maturing milk powder?

Su Mi stretched out a white hand and pressed Li Chengqian's forehead: "Master, you are not allowed to think wildly." ”

"Hehe......" Li Chengqian's lewd laughter aroused Su Mi's dissatisfaction, and her fragrant and soft body shook around in his arms.

"Okay, I don't want to, I don't want to, cough ......" Li Chengqian got serious, "Let's continue to lecture......"

When the body is developing, in addition to the appearance of the body, there are also obvious changes in the internal nervous system, heart and internal organs, but this nervous system can't be told to Su Mi, otherwise she won't know how to explain it when she asks about it.

Su Mi listened to Li Chengqian's lecture with a blush on his face and a serious face, and when it was time to menstruate, Li Chengqian became shameless again, and asked obscenely: "Su Mi, how old were you when you first started?" ”

Su Mi snorted, and pretended to be an ostrich again, because he turned over on his side, and as a result, his exposed round buttocks were hit by Li Chengqian's double sword combination of Zhenshi Gang and Zhenfu Gang, and he screamed coquettishly, and then said resentfully: "......" The mosquito smiled with a sense of superiority.

Double sword combo, second strike!

"Ten-year-old ......" Su Mi's eyes were foggy, and I felt pity.

Li Chengqian was satisfied with a certain evil psychology, and continued to ask: "Then what should you do?" I mean, you can't let the blood get to your pants, what did my mother-in-law teach you to wrap it in? ”

Li Chengqian is really curious this time, modern women all use sanitary napkins, and some use sanitary napkins, so what about ancient women?

Su Mi suddenly looked at Li Chengqian strangely, his gaze was very strange.

"What's the matter, if you don't say anything, you'll eat the Divine Palm!"

Triple strike with two swords in one!

"Master, this is a bad thing, the concubine can't tell you!" Su Mi said it righteously and strictly.

The triple hit was interrupted.

What kind of feudal superstition is this! Li Chengqian was puzzled, but seeing that Su Mi really didn't say it, he had to skip it.

He returned to his identity as a serious teacher and continued to give Su Mi a literacy in physiological and hygiene knowledge. But soon, the topic of inconsistency came again: "The woman's membrane has a ring-shaped, space-shaped, and sievy-shaped. The reason why it hurts so much the first time is because the membrane is torn off the flesh, of course, it hurts, and it won't hurt in the future. The blood on the skin is the same as the bleeding from the rest of the body, nothing special. ”

He asked lewdly, "Little mushroom, what shape are you?" Don't be ashamed, old husband and wife! ”

Under the threat of Li Chengqian's desire to try the four consecutive attacks of the two swords, Su Mi said shyly: "How can people see it? ”

"Yes, with a mirror." Li Chengqian said.

Su Mi was stunned for a moment, and then buried him in his arms and pretended to be an ostrich.

Only then did Li Chengqian know that his wife was such a pure girl, and he was so happy.

The literacy campaign continued, and when it came to body hair, Li Chengqian still maintained last night's conclusion that hairlessness is an evolutionary trait, and he should be proud of it, and express his contempt for the nonsense of backward human beings!

Speaking of giving birth to a child, Li Chengqian said that it was a combination of a man's seed and a woman's eggs, he pointed to Su Mi's belly, "The child's bed is here, called Zi** Palace, he will be here to suck the nutrients you feed him, slowly grow up, your belly will slowly get bigger, and then walking will become more and more inconvenient, ten months later, he will come out in a wow wow, when I see him Lao Tzu and me, I will call Dad, and then I will scoop him up, slap the two slaps and spank the balls, and you will run out to protect the calf, Then our family of three played the game of eagle catching chickens......"

Su Mi seemed to have imagined such a scene, and her face was more and more full of maternal brilliance. She asked, "The water is yours...... Seeds? ”

"Well, the seeds also have a lot of high-protein nutrients......"

A literacy lecture on adolescent physiology and hygiene knowledge and gynecological knowledge was perfectly carried out in the entertaining and educational way of the two couples, and finally Li Chengqian sat down and lay on the bed, his voice getting lower and lower, and then, and then it was gone, and the big nose made a soft snoring sound.

Su Mi was still excited, from the physiological and health knowledge that Li Chengqian talked about just now, she understood the essence of many things, especially the water that made her sick to the point of vomiting every time, it turned out to be a seed, a seed that could allow her to give birth to a fat child, she looked forward to how cute the fat child would be in the future, and suddenly found that she was disgusted with such a cute child?

At the same time, Li Chengqian's behavior tonight surprised her a little, she thought he would want her again, but she didn't expect to fall asleep just after talking about such embarrassing knowledge. After thinking about it, she understood a little, sweetly hugged Li Chengqian's arm, and slowly fell asleep.

When Li Chengqian got up the next day, Su Mi was no longer around, but he was just surprised that there was water in the clothes on his chest?

Calling Su Mi to help him wear this troublesome clothes, Su Mi blushed and insisted on changing the top with water on Li Chengqian's chest, he would never have thought that Su Mi slept too soundly in his arms last night, and as a result, saliva flowed on his chest.

His wife was so serious, Li Chengqian followed her, as for her blushing, he thought that Su Mi's skin was too thin, didn't she just take a bite of her face!

"By the way, master, what is an ostrich?" Su Mi still hasn't understood why Li Chengqian said that she was pretending to be an ostrich last night.

"A bird that runs on the ground, stupid to death, buries its head in the sand when it is shy or dangerous, and leaves its butt high, so its owner likes to spank its ass."

After washing, a palace maid came in and said that Master Lu had come with a wheelchair ......;