I walked a few miles back with the two of them, and I came across a place where there was a home. So, I went to the farmer's house and got an ox cart, threw a gold ingot at them, and asked them to get some water and food to bring with them. Then, he continued to walk back with the brothers.

At that time, it was already late in the night, and the two of them slept and were awakened by hunger. Liu Wei couldn't help but hold his stomach and said, "Brother, I'm so hungry, are you hungry?" ”

Liu Xie couldn't help but say: "Brother Huang can't bear with it, and when he returns to the palace, he will have something to eat." ”

Liu Wei said, "But, I'm really hungry." ”

At this time, I was driving in front of me and suddenly said, "There are a few pieces of steamed buns and water in the baggage, and you two will eat a little first; A few more miles to the post house in front of you, and then I will get something delicious for you to eat. ”

Immediately, Liu Xie took out the bun from the burden and handed one to Liu Wei. But when he saw Liu Wei taking it and hurriedly took a bite, his face immediately changed, and he quickly spit it out, saying, "Phew, it's so unpalatable." ”

Liu Xie took a bite and felt a little difficult to swallow, but he still insisted on swallowing it, saying: "The taste of the steamed bun is a little unpalatable, but now it is the only one to satisfy the stomach." ”

Liu Wei immediately threw away the bun in his hand and said, "I really can't eat such an unpalatable thing." ”

Liu Xie couldn't help but take the water bag to Liu Wei and said, "Then why don't you drink some water, brother Huang." ”

Liu Wei took the water bag, took a sip but spit it out, and said, "This water is really unpleasant, even worse than my mouthwash." ”

I couldn't help but say, "Little Emperor, don't be in the midst of happiness and don't know the blessings, you must know that there are many people who can't even eat the buns in your hands; It's good to eat some, don't always pick and choose. ”

Liu Wei said: "The people can't eat the steamed buns, I only know that I am hungry now, I want to eat jade rice balls, I want to eat golden silk preserves, and bring all the delicious food to me!" ”

Liu Xie couldn't help but say: "Brother Huang, don't be impatient, when you return to the palace, you will be able to eat jade rice balls and golden silk candied fruit." ”

Liu Wei shouted: "No, no, no, I want to eat jade rice balls and golden silk candied fruit now!" ”

I couldn't help but immediately say angrily: "You stinky boy shut up for me, and I'll feed you cow shit if you make any more noise!" ”

Liu Wei said: "Presumptuous! I am the son of heaven, you dare to be rude to me, believe it or not, I decreed that your three clans will be punished? ”

I'll take it, this stinky boy is so big, and if you have a big fart, you still want to punish my three clans? Damn, I really saved you for nothing just now.

But Liu Xie, who was listening to the side, suddenly said: "Brother Huang can't, Min Gong has a meritorious escort, if Brother Huang wants to issue an edict to punish his three clans, it will inevitably damage the prestige of Brother Huang; At that time, this matter will go down in history, and it will make the reputation of the imperial brother infamous for 10,000 years. ”

Liu Wei said: "I don't care if I don't leave a stink for 10,000 years, this guy dares to be rude to me, and I will punish his three clans!" ”

"Oh, Brother Huang, you have to think twice." Liu Xie couldn't help but persuade again.

At this time, I couldn't help but say, "Even if he gives the order, he won't have this chance to go back anyway." ”

Liu was puzzled: "What are you talking about, why don't you have this opportunity?" ”

I lowered the corners of my mouth and said, "Your Majesty probably doesn't know yet, my boss Dong Zhuo is from the cannibal clan, and his favorite hobby is to eat human flesh, especially a white and tender child like you is his favorite snack; When he will come with his army to-morrow, I will tell him, and he will catch you and eat you; As long as you are eaten by him, won't you have a chance to issue an order to punish my three clans? ”

When Liu Wei heard this, he couldn't help but feel a little scared, but said: "If you think I'm scared, I won't believe you." ”

But I smiled and said, "Believe it or not, he will come with his troops tomorrow, and then you will know whether what I said is true or false." ”

Liu Wei swallowed his saliva suddenly, and couldn't help but whisper to Liu Xie on the side: "Brother, he wants to let that Dong Zhuo eat me, how is this good?" ”

Liu Xie smiled and said, "Oh, Brother Huang, he's just teasing you; You are the Son of Heaven, who can eat you? ”

Liu Wei couldn't help but say: "But I'm still a little worried, what if that Dong Zhuo really wants to eat me?" ”

Liu Xie patted him and said, "Don't worry, Brother Huang, if that Dong Zhuo really wants to eat you, I will stop him, and I will definitely not let him eat you." ”

Liu Xie couldn't help but nodded and said, "Well, brother, you're so nice." ”

Liu Xie smiled and said, "Okay, brother, it's late at night, let's sleep for a while." ”

At this time, I suddenly said, "I'll be at the post house soon, let's sleep when I get to the post house." ”

Then, when I got to the front door, I knocked on the door and shouted, "Is there anyone there?" ”

After a while, the lights in the house came on, and an old man came out with an oil lamp and opened the door, and asked, "Is your Excellency a passing official?" ”

I nodded and said, "Yes, I am the Zuojun Sima under the account of the former general Dong Zhuo, is Lu Shangshu not there?" As I spoke, I showed him the seal in my bosom.

The old man replied: "I'm here, but I'm already asleep, do you want to report to you?" ”

I said, "Oh, don't bother him when you sleep; Hurry up and get two rooms ready, and there are two children here who are going to spend the night here tonight. ”

When the old man heard this, he couldn't help but shine the lamp behind me, and then his expression suddenly changed, and he hurriedly stepped forward to worship and said: "Oh, the Son of Heaven is here, the little old man has missed the distance, please forgive me!" ”

At this time, Liu Wei was still wearing a dragon robe, so the old man recognized it at a glance.

I couldn't help but say, "Okay, okay, get up, now that the situation is special, don't do so much red tape; Hurry up and prepare two wings, so that the Son of Heaven and King Chen Liuwang can have a good rest, and return to the palace early tomorrow; By the way, don't forget to feed the cow some grass, and I'll need it tomorrow. ”

The old man nodded and said, "Ha, the villain will do it, Your Majesty, the prince, please come with the little old man." ”

Because of the identity of these two children, I let the two of them go in front, and I followed behind. In other words, this world is really ridiculous enough. Such a little kid can't even manage himself, and he still wants to take care of adults? It's not ridiculous or whatever.

The next morning, I got up early and went to the kitchen to make some breakfast. Originally, I planned to make a few bowls of preserved egg and lean porridge, but I wondered that there were no preserved eggs in this era, and I wanted to replace the preserved eggs with salted duck eggs, but there were no salted duck eggs. In a fit of rage, I had to change it to three fresh shrimp porridge, and then fried a few fried fritters and rolled them in tofu skin.

When I was done early, I served them to their respective tables in quarters. Just as Lu Zhi walked out of the room, when he saw me, he couldn't help but be surprised: "Huh? Virtuous nephew, why are you here, didn't you go after the eunuchs? ”

I replied: "Well, after the chase, those old eunuchs were forced to commit suicide by throwing themselves into the river, and they happened to be here in the middle of the night yesterday." ”

Lu Zhi couldn't help but look moved when he heard this, and hurriedly asked, "In this way, have Your Majesty and King Chen Liuwei escaped?" ”

I replied, "I'm out of danger, and I'm sleeping in my room; By the way, it's already done early, you eat first, I'll go and wake them both up. ”

Lu Zhi couldn't help but straighten his clothes and said, "No, no, the old body has to greet Your Majesty first." ”

When I saw him like this, I couldn't help but shake my head helplessly. Immediately, I came to the door of the two children's rooms, knocked on the door, and asked, "Two young masters, are you up, it's time to eat breakfast." ”

At this time, Liu Xie was already getting dressed, and he replied, "Oh, wait a minute. Immediately, he pushed Liu Wei, who was still sleeping, and said, "Brother Huang, get up and eat breakfast, let's go back to the palace after breakfast." ”

Liu Wei turned over in a daze and said, "I'm so sleepy, let me sleep for a while." ”

When Liu Xie got dressed, and saw that Liu Wei had no intention of getting up, he couldn't help but push him again and said, "Brother Huang, get up and change your clothes, you're going back to the palace." ”

Liu Wei was woken up by Liu Xie, but said, "Oh, brother, don't bother, you let me sleep for a while." ”

Liu Xie couldn't help but shake his head a little puzzled, then his expression moved, he covered his mouth and smiled secretly, and then said: "Brother Huang, hurry up, Dong Zhuo is here!" ”

But seeing Liu Zhuo sit up suddenly, he panicked: "Ah, Dong Zhuo is here?" Where, where? ”

"Huh." Liu Xie couldn't help but laugh immediately and said, "Brother Huang, I'll tease you." ”

Liu Wei found out that he had been deceived, and he couldn't help but be very depressed, but said: "Oh brother, how can you deceive me, I won't play with you anymore!" ”

Liu Xie couldn't help but say: "Oh, Brother Huang, don't be so stingy, I'm just teasing you; You see it's already dawning, don't get up and change your clothes quickly, and we'll go back to the palace after eating early. ”

Liu Wei couldn't help but rub his eyes and said, "Okay then, you come to change my clothes." ”

Immediately, Liu Xie dressed Liu Wei, and the two washed up, and then went out for breakfast together.