Chapter 167: Forced to the Cliff
Lu Bu tried hard not to take Zhao Zheng in the back seriously, but Zhao Zheng in the back tried hard to make Lu Bu treat him as the same thing, the two of you run in front, I run in the back, whenever Lu Bu stopped to catch his breath and rest, Zhao Zheng also stopped, the two were not far away, Zhao Zheng chattered and talked to Lu Bu.
Zhao Zheng talked about the weather endlessly, talked about the customs of Liangzhou, and even said that the Liangjie Mountain is a good place, if there is no Lu Bu, a thief, this is still a good place to retire, the mountains and rivers are beautiful, but it is a pity that it was ruined by Lu Bu!
And as soon as Lu Bu talks to Zhao Zheng, Zhao Zheng immediately stops chattering, but what Lu Bu says, he will say, and even what Lu Bu does, he will do whatever he does, until Lu Bu is so angry that he is smoking, but there is nothing to do about him!
Ran to a high mountain, here is the border of the two boundary mountains, and then go forward, is the territory of the state, the two of them went around in circles in the forest, turned around, even ran all night did not run out, and when the day was almost dawn, they reached the border.
Lu Bu is already tired, he is skilled in swords and horses, no matter how he steps down immediately, he is a peerless general, but no matter how brave and good he is, it can only be reflected when he is fighting, like running for a night, running out of more than 20 miles, he has never done it before, if he is okay to run and play like this, then he is not sick, he has really become Lu Dan'er!
Zhao Zheng saw that Lu Bu stopped again, he also stopped, leaned against a big tree, took a few breaths, took off the water bladder from his waist, took a sip, stretched out the water bladder, and pretended to hand it to Lu Bu, in fact, the two were several feet away, and no matter how long Lu Bu's arm was, he couldn't catch it.
Zhao Zheng said kindly: "Are you thirsty, you've been running for so long, it's time to be thirsty, drink saliva to quench your thirst!" ”
Lu Budao: "Okay, you can send the water bladder over!" ”
Zhao Zheng smiled: "Okay, you can send the water bladder over!" "He learned Lu Bu to speak, and he was addicted to learning, and he was uncomfortable if he didn't learn!
Lu Bu snorted and said, "What's your name, you can run, there must be your name in the Fujiao Army, say it and listen to it!" ”
Zhao Zheng also snorted and said, "What's your name, you can run, there must be your name in the world, say it and listen!" He learned Lu Bu's tone to speak, but he changed the Fujiao Army to the world's egg, and he was still talking about Lu Dan'er.
Lu Budao: "The power of the tongue is not the husband's doing!" ”
Zhao Zhengdao: "If you don't have the ability to speak, you can do it for the egg!" ”
"I'll kill you!" Lu Bu suddenly jumped up and rushed towards Zhao Zheng.
Zhao Zheng turned around and ran, and shouted in his busy schedule: "I'll let you slaughter!" ”
Lu Bu only rushed out two steps, then stopped, and said with a smile: "You were fooled, I didn't mean to chase you at all, I was trying to scare you!" ”
Zhao Zheng stopped, and said twice, "You were fooled, I didn't mean to escape at all, I was bluffing you as an egg!" ”
Lu Bu snorted, turned around and walked again, after this high mountain, it is the boundary of Bingzhou, he is familiar with the nearby terrain, and he has also invited the nearby people to eat wine and meat, you can find a place to avoid first, he also has to find a place to force the pursuers behind, and get rid of this hateful guy first.
It's easy to go up the mountain and it's hard to go down, Lu Bu is too tired to come, and the road down the mountain is more difficult to walk than up the mountain, although the road is the same road, but sometimes his feet slip and he will fall down accidentally, so his walking speed slows down, and the number of times he rests and pants increases.
Zhao Zheng still followed unhurriedly, and when he reached the halfway up the mountain, he saw Lu Bu stop again, and he also sat on a big stone, this time he didn't take a water bladder, but took out a piece of cake, ate it, and said while eating: "When I was a child, my family was poor and I always couldn't eat, so no matter where I went, I always had food with me, and I was afraid of starving." You know, it's terrible to be hungry, and when you're hungry to the core, you don't feel hungry, but the pain, the pain that comes out of your stomach. ”
Lu Bu was silent, anyway, as soon as he spoke, this hateful horn supporter would have to follow suit, it was better to let him talk to himself, and he would be a dog fart!
Seeing that Lu Bu ignored himself, Zhao Zheng said: "You are really boring, I am talking to you, can't you hear it, why don't you make a sound." He looked at the cake in his hand and said, "Ah, I understand, you are so hungry that you have no strength to speak, you are so pitiful, Lu Dan'er, you are so pitiful, I sympathize with you!" ”
Lu Bu stood up angrily, he got up, and Zhao Zheng also jumped up, as if there was a thorn under his buttocks, he jumped up and made a posture of escaping with a golden gun!
Lu Bu smiled and thought: "What kind of anger do I have with this kind of person, just treat him as a dog and let him bark!" He sat down again.
As soon as he sat down, Zhao Zheng also sat down. Zhao Zhengdao: "Dan'er, listen to your uncle's words, don't have such a big temper, it's easy to suffer if you have a big temper, uncle doesn't want you to suffer, let's eat cakes!" ”
He bit the cake until it was only the last small piece, and said to Lu Bu: "Dan'er, if you learn to bark as a dog, Uncle will reward you with a piece of bread to eat...... But don't learn too much, because you are not Lu Dog, you are Lu Daner, it is your duty to be an egg, not a dog! ”
The muscles on Lu Bu's face twitched violently, he really couldn't help it anymore, he really wanted to kill this scoundrel too much, but he just couldn't catch up with this guy, this guy was too capable of running, how could there be such things in the Fujiao Army, it was just a villain who raised a horse and smashed people, and now he met such a scoundrel who could run!
Suddenly, the small piece of cake was thrown over, and the bones reached Lu Bu's feet, and he heard Zhao Zheng say: "Oh, come and eat." This is your uncle's reward, don't be embarrassed, pick it up and eat it! ”
Lu Bu took a long breath and slowly exhaled it, he stood up, tightened his belt, lifted his boots again, sorted out his clothes, he picked up the broken horse saber, and said with a slight smile: "Along the way, you are angry with me, you want me to lose my mind and do something wrong, such as no longer going out of the Two Realms Mountain, but chasing you, right?" Then you can call a helper and fight me together! ”
Seeing Lu Bu preparing, Zhao Zheng was also prepared, and when Lu Bu finished speaking, he said: "Along the way, you are angry with me, you want me to ......" Before he finished learning, he saw Lu Bu rushing with a knife again.
Lu Bu has made up his mind, this time he will kill this scoundrel no matter what, and even if this scoundrel here wants to run, it is impossible to run fast!
However, this time Zhao Zheng did not turn around and run away, on the way down the mountain, he was behind Lu Bu, looking at Lu Bu condescendingly, he held a golden gun in his hand, and said: "Lu Bu, dare to fight!" ”
Lu Bu ran to a foot away from Zhao Zheng, he stopped, looked up at Zhao Zheng, and said, "Don't learn what I speak this time?" Don't call me Lu Dan'er anymore? As soon as he mentioned the three words Lu Dan'er, he couldn't help but feel angry again.
Zhao Zhengdao: "Soldiers can be killed, but not humiliated." I am not a flamboyant person, and I never insult my enemies, I only kill them. But last night, I can only keep talking to you and distract you, for fear that you will think of the right way to escape. Do you know why I have to learn from you? ”
Lu Bu scolded: "That's because you are cheap!" ”
Zhao Zheng shook his head and said, "That's because I don't have any words, and if you just babble and say something inconsequential, you won't listen, if you don't listen, won't you be able to think of many other things, such as how to escape!" So I can only learn from you, first, I can be angry with you, and second, I can save myself from making up new words! ”
"No need to make it up now!" Lu Bu put on a good posture, although he was standing at the bottom of the slope, he was also confident that he could pounce, as long as he took over with this horn soldier, it would be no problem to kill him.
Zhao Zheng nodded and said, "No need to make it up." Do you listen, do you hear the sound? It was the voice of our Fujiao scouts, and I was afraid that they would find the wrong way, so I kept throwing things down along the way, and the last thing was the water bladder...... Oh no, it should be the loaf, but it doesn't look like the loaf is needed, because the scouts have already found it! ”
Lu Bu was slightly stunned, just as Zhao Zheng said, he was confused along the way, only listening to Zhao Zheng's nonsense, but he didn't pay attention to Zhao Zheng throwing things to leave a mark, and even now if Zhao Zheng didn't say it, he didn't notice it. Listening attentively, Lu Bu really heard a human voice, and it came from several aspects, indicating that he was surrounded!
Zhao Zhengdao: "The archery skills of the scouts are very good, the one who shot you with an arrow last night is the scout, and he is just one of the people who are good at archery, and his ability is similar, there are hundreds of scouts in the army, and they have never been too fond of hand-to-hand combat, so I advise you to pay attention when fighting with me, my open gun is easy to dodge, but your hidden arrows are difficult for you to prevent!" ”
Lu Bu didn't answer, he listened to those voices as if they were ten feet away from him, if he pounced, the scouts might not be able to release arrows, so as not to hurt this horn soldier, then as long as he moved quickly, he could kill him, and then escape down the mountain, as long as those scouts could not run like this man!
Zhao Zheng paused, and when he saw that Lu Bu had a precursor to pounce on him, he said again: "I am the first person in the army who can run, and the second one who can run is the leader of the scout army, his name is Wu Danzi, you must have heard of his name......
Lu Bu didn't give him a chance to delay time again, and rushed forward with a knife!
Zhao Zheng stood firm on his feet, he practiced his spearmanship hard, not only was he the first in the Fujiao Army, but now his marksmanship is far higher than when he first won the gold medal!
Lu Bu broke the saber from the bottom to the top, in fact, this should be a gun move, if you change the lance, it will be more powerful, but Zhao Zheng did not dodge, he had already put life and death out of the way, decided to exchange life for life, the golden gun in his hand aimed at Lu Bu, and stabbed the ground!
Lu Bu hurriedly changed his moves, and opened the stabbing golden gun, he was horrified in his heart, he always thought that this person was good at running, but he didn't expect that his spear skills were even more powerful, much more terrifying than being able to run!
At this moment, more than a dozen arrows suddenly shot out of the forest, and the arrows were whistling, and when they heard it, they knew that they were shot by skilled archers!
Lu Bu no longer loves war, and he has never been in love with war, so he turned around and left, running down the mountain! Zhao Zheng sat on the ground with a butt, the shot just now, he used all the skills and strength in his life, but he still didn't stab Lu Bu, he lost his strength and fell, but Lu Bu rushed down the mountain, the level of martial arts of the two of them can be clearly divided within one move!
Zhao Zheng struggled to stand up and shouted, "This person is a fierce enemy, and he can't keep it!" Without waiting for the scouts coming up from behind, he chased after him.
Running again, but this time he only ran half a cup of tea, Lu Bu stopped again, there is a cliff here, there is a surging river below, and there is also a cliff opposite, between the cliffs, there is a single-plank bridge, after crossing this bridge, he will escape, and if he can't pass, he will be caught up by the Fujiao army!
(To be continued)