Hey——, no, what's the situation, how can this quiet and sleeping lighthouse community suddenly become lively?

Hey——, that's not right, doesn't it mean that there are only forty or fifty baby soldiers in this lighthouse community, and there are more than two hundred pirates, so it should be reasonable that the child soldiers are scared and scurrying?

Hey——, no, the old pirates with extraordinary skills are all dragging hook ropes in their hands, why do you want to run around, why can't you use wire?

Hey——, no, this old spicy and slick Captain Cheval is the first to watch the wind and rudder, since there is an accident, why don't you hurry up and go back the same way?

This is a special situation, what is the situation? It is under the premise of serving the headlights, no matter why this happens, the experience and lessons have told these old pirates that today's robbery is in the wind, and people are prepared to advance and retreat, so let's withdraw! Withdraw, of course, the original way is to return. Therefore, as soon as a person touches the barbed wire, inexplicably people will involuntarily twitch, tremble, and shrink, as if they were stung by 10,000 poisonous bees at the same time, and people were involuntarily thrown down.

What's going on? It turned out that the barbed wire fence on both sides of the round house was a high-voltage power grid, but the power switch was not closed when the pirates had just climbed in. Now, of course, the switch has been turned on, and the two barbed wire fences inside and outside have been electrified, and these pirates have been dumped by the grid.

The pirates on the flat roof of the roundhouse, after being blocked by the power grid on the outside of the roundhouse, the leader was very active, turned 180 degrees, and I simply entered the infield! However, when I tried it, I didn't expect that the barbed wire on the inside would be the same, and it would also bite! Alas! The pirates who have always thought that the searchlight on the lighthouse is the pearl of the dragon king's night, have strengthened their beliefs, looking at the two barbed wire fences in front and behind them, looking at the usual, but they can't touch it at all, and there will be an invisible force that will knock you down when you touch it! This is probably the net used by the legendary immortals! This is probably someone else's fight across the mountain! Oops! And the firelight! And a little thunderbolt! Thunder doesn't pay for the dead, right? I regret dying, why don't I have anything to do to provoke the people in the gods and ghosts?

Clever pirates are using their brains, and there is a barbed wire fence that bites people in front of and behind; Left and right are circular channels that circulate infinitely; So, try it down? Look at this flat top is quite flat, and there is 4 meters wide, it is estimated that the load-bearing capacity of this flat top is limited, it is better for us to jump up together, jump up synchronously, have a resonance, and collapse the flat roof, and then, wait for the opportunity to escape. It's better to think well than to do well, and a few pirates said they would do it, and they started jumping in place one by two.

The student soldiers were puzzled, why did these cockroach-like pirates jump all at once? Have you become fleas?

The fleas on the flat roof of the roundhouse jumped for a while to no avail, but the flat roof of the roundhouse was very solid, not moving, no resonance, and no collapse. Alas, there is no way, back and forth, left and right, up and down, and now there is only one "up" left. For ordinary people, it should now belong to the desperate situation where there is no way to heaven; However, for veteran pirates, sometimes they can go to the sky. A few clever pirates have come to their senses, this barbed wire is when people touch it, it bites, if, hook it, people do not touch it, it can't bite itself, a few pirates discussed, a pirate with extraordinary skills decided to do a demonstration first, he hooked the hook rope to the barbed wire, put the hook rope to about 3 meters long, so, from the hook point of the hook rope 3 meters away from the right side of the hook point to run forward, when running to the left of the hook point 3 meters, at this time the hook rope has been straight, and at this point, there are two other pirates, Like the protector of the upper and lower bars during a gymnastics performance, one left and one right, slammed the rushing pirate forward diagonally at 45 degrees. In this way, the impulse of the pirate itself, combined with the increase of these two men, was enough to send the agile pirate into the air and then fall diagonally outside the barbed wire.

The student soldiers wondered, these pirates who looked like fleas, now they were going to learn from Feiyan, they wanted to spin out like a yo-yo, so what could it be? We spent so much electricity and still can't keep you, do you want little safflower?

The students and soldiers are not afraid, they took a morning class this morning, and they were all plans for this evening, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, and they memorized it for a long time. Now, if you want to make a flower, then, you're welcome, please suffer a little!

There are already women army soldiers with bows and sniper bows waiting, and, today there is also a little new flower head here, the crossbow arrow is also open today, loaded with chloroform stuffed porcelain warhead, look at the other party's old pirate has swung to the highest point, when the moment can not go up and down, the two women's army one left and one right attack, swishing two arrows, no doubt, hit, the one who is proud of the flyer, who knows that there will be flying trouble, an arrow into the hip, an arrow into the shoulder, pain! Pain! Bang! All at once I fell back to the same place!

The old pirate, who was shot by the arrow, first had a convulsion. That is, the powerful sniper bow shot at close range, the force was so great that the arrows were inserted into half of the branches. The porcelain warhead also penetrated deep into the body, so the old pirate who fell to the ground was still in pain when he first touched the flat top, but by the time he touched the flat top, the person had already fallen asleep.

The pirate on the side was a little confused, what's wrong with this guy? Dead? No, there is a snort; Dizzy? But I've twisted it several times, and I haven't reacted yet! Besides, this arrow is so terrifying, how can it be inserted so deeply? We pirates are all rough and thick-skinned, and we have cowhide armor on the outside, how can it be?

Today, the Catholic pirates who are encircled here are mainly composed of "Vikings", a "Vikings" who wander the Mediterranean. The "Vikings" are the Danes, Swedes, and Norwegians who live in Scandinavia and nearby islands in Northern Europe, who are burly, bearded, courageous, and perennial adrift on the seas, greedy for money, brave, adventurous, and have a strong conquest in their blood**. In this era, for hundreds of years, the "Vikings" raided Europe, burned and looted, and dominated Europe, creating a historical "Viking Age".

In 787 A.D., several dragon ships suddenly came to the coast of Dorset, England, and the pirates quickly went ashore with spears, swords, and battle axes. They burned houses, looted livestock, and sailed off at sea laden with spoils, the first time Viking pirates had conquered Britain.

On June 8, 793, the "Vikings" from Norway once again attacked the island of Lindisfarn, England, with lightning speed. The historical record of this palpitating sack is as follows: "At that time there was a whirlwind in the earth, and thunder rumbled in the sky, and a great dragon appeared in the midst of lightning. Armed with swords and axes, the Vikings came to Lindisfarne Church and destroyed everything in a frenzy of looting. They killed some of the clergy, and when they left, they tied up a group of parishioners, who were forced to go naked and humiliated, and some of them drowned in the sea. ”

The "Vikings" conquered Europe in two ways: the heavily armed Swedes marched east. They plundered first and foremost the Russian towns of Bolgar and Kiev. Their fleet went up the river and slaughtered all the way to Constantinople, where it even fought with the Arab countries.

The western route was dominated by Danish and Norwegian pirates, who expanded primarily into Western Europe and the British Isles, establishing strategic positions along the coast of England and then harassing the interior, and in 871 the Danish pirates captured London. After that, they began to raid Western Europe on a large scale. Raids spread to Scotland, Ireland, Spain, Portugal, Italy, and even Paris, France. In 874, a large number of Norwegian Vikings arrived in Iceland; In 986, a Norwegian exile nicknamed "Eric the Redhead" arrived in Greenland with his legacy.

The "Vikings" were the best navigators in the world at that time, they knew the sea well, and the characteristics of their ships were very obvious: the long and narrow hull, the bow of the ship carved with a dragon head raised high, as soon as you saw this kind of dragon head ship, people knew that it was the Vikings! The Vikings, who roamed the seas in the stormy seas, feared the whole of Europe and became synonymous with piracy.

Now, these Vikings trapped in the power grid, after repeated failures, have begun to be quite in awe of this mysterious power grid. This power grid, quite a gentleman, you don't commit the net, the net does not offend you, if you commit the net, the net will bite you. I have tried many times, and as soon as I touch the net, my muscles will twitch, contract, and shake without saying anything, and I can't control myself at all, and the figure loses its soul and will.

People, in the face of unfamiliar dangers, are the most terrifying and panicked; People, when they are confused, are the most cranky; Man, in ignorance, is the most receptive to guidance; People, when they are helpless, are most likely to look for straw everywhere. Now, these Vikings trapped in the power grid, although they have made many attempts, such as using knives to pry open barbed wire, such as stacking arhats to throw people out of the net, such as digging the flat top under their feet with a throat cutter, etc., are embarrassed in front of a group of hairless male and female dolls in front of them, and are so ridiculed by these hairy girls and hairy dolls from the East that they even have no temper. For a while, the pirate who learned to squat on the ground was depressed, fake crying, fake sadness, fake tears; After a while, learn the irritability of the captain scratching his cheeks and scratching his head, the captain scratches his cheeks, they scratch their hips, the captain scratches his head, they scratch that place, do you say that people are angry or not? Across the net, the Vikings can't send fire if they have fire, ouch! What do you want? Set a trap to surround us in this, give us an explanation!

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Now, an airship flies over the lighthouse community, and inside the airship is the white cat White Peony Lailei and her 230 golden cat men with the latest instructions from the command center, who are here to recruit and rebel against the Vikings. Last night, Sweet Aki? Minnie talked to Xiao Dani, who is now going to Ryukyu, and Xiao Dani said, don't be stupid, don't understand that heroes are sad about beauty? If they don't come to you when they are clear, then you let them bow down in a daze......

Now, Sweet Aki? Minnie and more than 200 others were already standing in a horizontal line on the edge of the narrow house outside the power grid, one hand still pulling the barbed wire fence to prevent it from falling.

Seeing this, several pirates also wanted to climb out of the power grid, but as soon as they touched the power grid, they were thrown off again. They didn't even notice or understand that the little golden cats were wearing insulated fishskin gloves on their hands.

There were two particularly dangerous pirates who took out their throat cutters and tried to cut off the fingers of the two little golden cats in front of them who were clutching the barbed wire. As soon as they showed their sinful thoughts, two crossbow arrows had already penetrated into their thighs. These two crossbow arrows are a bit different, they have a wire trailing from their tails. It is conceivable that as soon as the power supply was sent, the two jumped and twisted on the flat roof of the roundhouse, fell and injured themselves, hysterical, and looked crazy.

Sweet Aki? Minnie raised her hand, and the power was cut off by the sender.

The two pirates with electric arrows could finally breathe a sigh of relief, knowing that this crossbow arrow had a ghost, and reached out to pull out the electric arrow.

Xiao Meini thought, as soon as it opened, she wanted to leave, but it was not so easy, so she shouted: "Stop!" Don't pick it! ”

You're not our leader, hey, who's going to listen to you? The two pirates didn't stop.

Little Minnie raised her hand and made a sound, and the power transmitter sent the power, and the two pirates jumped like clockwork frogs again. Look, the two pirates are almost over, Xiao Minnie raised her hand again, and the power was cut off again. The two pirates with electric arrows could finally breathe a sigh of relief again, and after some tossing, they were exhausted, sweating profusely, panting, and almost collapsed.

Little Minnie pointed to the two pirates who were paralyzed on the ground, sneered, and said, "This girl doesn't like to repeat what she says, please listen well, which one is disobedient, take this as an example." Now, captain, come here! ”

Now, with sniper bows all around her and a wire trailing behind those crossbow arrows, little Minnie began negotiations with Viking Captain Cheval under a terrifying high pressure.

Little Minnie was righteous: "Captain Cheval, don't stare at me and don't understand how I could know your name. Tell you, there's nothing this girl wants to know, there's nothing she can't know, so in front of me, be smart, and don't try to play any tricks! This time, you came to provoke us and rob us for no reason, are you guilty? ”

Captain Cheval replied and asked: "Little girl, this time we are obsessed with ghosts and money, we confess our guilt, we make amends, and we promise that we will not dare in the future!" Excuse me, little girl, how can you let us go? ”

Little Minnie asked, "How can you release the captives after you have captured them?" ”

Captain Cheval: "Obedient, pay the ransom; If you don't obey, cut off your head! ”

Little Minnie: "So, do you want to be obedient or disobedient?" ”

Captain Cheval looked at the crossbow bolts with their tails and the two strong men on the ground who looked like dead dogs, and said helplessly: "Obedient! Obedient! ”

Minnie: "Then, pay the ransom!" ”

Captain Cheval: "How much?" ”

Minnie: "All! Add another 0.3. ”

Captain Cheval: "What do you mean?" I don't understand. ”

Little Minnie: "All of that refers to all the belongings in your bandits' nest!" Add 0.3, that is, after all your property has been assessed by us, you will pay 30% of the assessed value. ”

Captain Cheval: "Ouch! Little girl, adult! How can you be so open-mouthed? First, I gave you all my possessions, and I drank the northwest wind. Second, it's all given to you, why do you want 30%? Since it's all given to you, why should I come for another 30%? Little girl, Lord! Do you have any logic in your speech? ”

Xiao Meini: "First, if you hand over all your treasures, if you can change your past, say goodbye to yesterday, accept transformation, and become a new person." So, you apply, we can consider sending you a blue badge, that is, you are our islanders, we have a minimum subsistence guarantee mechanism here, so, you will not drink the northwest wind, you will eat better than ever. Second, the 30%, we will give you guidance, so that you have a purpose, make money, so that if, you can get 130%. That means that you have earned all the ransom money this time, and you have also earned a life and a blue card on the island, you say, did you make a lot of money? If you can rewrite 130% to 230%. That means that not only do you not lose any of your wealth, but you also double your original wealth. You know, at that time, you will not only be rich, but you will be extremely proud that your wealth has been bleached, and you yourself can be a knight with status and status. ”

Captain Cheval: "Is there such a good thing in the world?" ”

Xiao Meini: "Is there a beauty like me in the world?" No, no, no, it's wrong, yes, is there a good person like me in the world? ”

Captain Cheval: "Little girl! Don't fool me, 30%, 130%, 230%, that's an astronomical number! Who can be so rich? Who can I rob to have 30%? 130%？ 230%? ”

Minnie: "I'll tell you the truth, actually, you know that there are two groups of pirates who are fighting us now, one is you and the other is an Islamic pirate. Your gang is now a caged turtle, and the Islamic pirates are surrounded by us. They are in a hurry to redeem their lives now, I just came from them, I am for the sake of most of us on the island who believe in Catholicism, I will come over first, and give you fellow Catholics a chance and a discount, don't say afterwards that we are doing things unfairly! Now, they have promised to ransom 100% of the wealth in their cellars, and in order to be our islanders, please us, report to us, saying that you pirate captains, including the old captains, have several treasure spots, and they know that you are now dumplings by us, so they want to go to your lair, dig up your inventory, and make meritorious contributions, they don't ask for anything, only that we can let their children enjoy the national compulsory education of Ruth Country like other children on the island, They also stated ......"

Captain Cheval's mind stopped, what was it? You little girl, so young, why are you so vicious? You can really play! Alas, if I am not careful, I will lose everything, I regret it, I didn't listen to the old man, and I wanted to commit the island, but as a result, people's gods, immortals, ghosts, witches, to put it mildly, controlled all my lifeblood and wanted to rip off my life savings. Alas, I opened the magic box and did it myself.

Captain Cheval was still pitying himself for himself, and one of his men was gradually gathering around. The more than 200 men, except for the three who were lying on the ground, were all beckoned by the little golden cats hanging from the sky hanging on the barbed wire when Little Minnie was talking to Captain Cheval just now. The delicate and pretty little girl beckons to you with a smile, can you refuse? So, inside and outside this barbed wire, there is a long pirate on one side, and a beautiful baby on the other. Corresponding one-to-one, like the prison meeting day, each other, talk about national affairs, island affairs, family affairs, life, marriage, children, future, wealth, health, enjoyment .......

talked and talked, one by one the beautiful girls talked about the autumn waves, and one by one the old pirates talked in a trance; The beautiful dolls talked about the stars, and the old pirates talked in the clouds; The beautiful dolls talked very tactfully, and the old pirates talked obediently. In the waving of the handkerchiefs impregnated with the newly developed "Truth Elixir" and "** Agent" impregnated by the little golden cat, in the efforts of the little golden cat to deter the soul, **, and guide the soul, and under the reasonable impetus of the little golden cat, all the old pirates are now surrounding Captain Cheval.

An old pirate said triumphantly to Captain Cheval, "Captain, I know all our treasure spots, do you want me to take them all to dig them up?" ”

An old pirate said to Captain Cheval with satisfaction: "Captain, it's a good thing that we can settle down on the island, it's a rare opportunity, there is no shop in the village, don't miss the opportunity!" ”

An old pirate said to Captain Cheval with great longing: "Captain, our children promise to enjoy national education without discrimination. We didn't see it when we stepped on the spot, they here, whether rich or poor, rich or poor, rich or low, the children eat the same in school, wear the same, books are the same, and the front and back of the classroom are counted according to the head, how good, our children can read like the princes and princesses of the princes and nobles! ”

An old pirate wisely said to Captain Cheval, "Captain, what are we fighting so hard for?" Isn't it all about children? In fact, no matter how much gold and silver we have, we can't buy equal and kind things anywhere else! ”

An old pirate said to Captain Cheval a little schemingly: "Captain, you can earn it again when the money is gone, but you can't buy regret medicine when the opportunity is gone!" ”

An old pirate said to Captain Cheval, "Captain, you have to nod your head quickly, or let the Islamic pirates catch up, they will go to our lair first, and our 100% will become 0%, and they will be able to pay 130%, and they will earn 70%!" ”

An old pirate said to Captain Cheval with a very serious account: "Captain, let's agree early, or as soon as the quota is full, we won't become an unplanned expansion of enrollment, not into the establishment, no island nationality, temporary workers, that is no blue card, at most a green card with repeated visas." ”

An old pirate said to Captain Cheval, "Captain, let's nod our heads quickly, and you can talk to them again, can we bring our family to the island and settle down?" ”

An old pirate said to Captain Cheval, "Captain, ask them, if you can be a friend?" ”

An old pirate said to Captain Cheval in truth, "Captain, I know that there are a hundred chests of gold coins buried beside the hierine tree in the Parnan Mountain; There were thirty chests of jewels in the brook of the mushroom cave; Two hundred boxes of silver coins were buried under the weeping willows of the Jiapi Ditch......"