Chapter 443: You also fight with the old lady
Chengqian Palace.
Xiao Douzi led the corner of the robe and walked briskly, the palace maids and miscellaneous servants who swept on the road retreated and bent down to salute, Xiao Douzi didn't look at it, the sweat on his forehead came out, and he didn't have time to reach out and wipe it, and when Xiao Douzi passed, several palace maids subconsciously leaned closer and muttered, didn't the chief Dou inquire about any news again, so in a hurry.
In the Chengqian Palace, Concubine Zheng Guifei was talking to the third lady, Chitu Hatun, "You are inconvenient now, so don't run around with the good officials, you will be raised in Beijing, and when the child is born, I will let Your Majesty accept him as a righteous son." ”
Long live the righteous son of the lord, that is His Royal Highness.
If Chitu Hatun said that he didn't care about it in his heart, it must be false, it was when the love affair was hot, why, they separated suddenly, why did they take so many wives and concubines, but they didn't take me?
In fact, the three ladies understand the truth, but women who are in love are often unreasonable, even if they understand the reason, they are still very resentful of the obedient officials, which is really unreasonable.
Concubine Zheng was still thinking at this time, her face was full of smiles, "When the time comes, let him be the lord of Western Mongolia, if he is afraid of the bitter cold outside, it doesn't hurt to stay in Beijing...... This is the first child of our Zheng family......"
If the third lady really gave birth to a son, even if the Taiji of the Tumut tribes opposed this little highness as the co-lord of Western Mongolia, the Ming Dynasty would spare no effort to help him, not only because of the uncle's species, but also out of political needs.
Concubine Zheng Guifei said for a while, looked at the face of the third lady, and laughed at the moment, but she knew it, "Are you still angry with the good official?" He was also driven to Yunnan by His Highness. ”
Yongchang Guards, Emperor Wanli was really angry, everything fell into the calculation of Dongchang Zhang Whale Zhang Dugong, naturally he had to send his most trusted and most capable brother-in-law to go, the emperor has this meaning, and the princes in the court also have this meaning, can the good officials not go?
"If you're still angry, I'll accompany you for the good officer." Zheng Guifei said. I really wanted to salute the third lady, so panicked that Chitu Hatun hurriedly got up to support her, and her face couldn't help blushing, "How dare you be a big gift for your sister." I...... I just hate him, even Princess Fusang has brought it, why can't you take me, just don't take me, don't even say a soft word......" said, and there was a little crying.
Concubine Zheng smiled secretly in her heart, this legendary woman in the desert. At the age of thirty, she is really like a girl who has just fallen in love, and she reached out to take her into her arms, gently stroked her back, and said softly: "Although you are a Mongolian and I am Han, we are all women, not to mention that the heirs of our Zheng family have not been mao, and you are the great benefactor of our Zheng family." Don't worry, I'll let the good official give you an explanation in the future. What else do you have to worry about, mothers are expensive with children, as long as you take care of them, the sweet days in the future will be long."
The third lady was embarrassed by what she said, wiped the corners of her eyes with her fingertips, and the corners of her mouth curved to reveal half a smile, "But it made my sister smile." ”
At this time, Xiao Douzi came in from outside the palace gate, and quickly came to the front and knelt on the ground, "Niangniang, slave." Slaves and maids are all ...... Find out ......"
"Look at you, what are you doing in such a hurry, and you are not in a hurry for a while." With a smile on her face, Concubine Zheng pulled Xiao Douzi up, turned her hand and took a bowl of tea on the table on the couch next to her and handed it to him, "Moisten your lips first." ”
Xiao Douzi has been a neighbor with her mother since she was a child, and she likes this big sister who always has a smile on her face when she is a child. Later, when he entered the palace, he recognized Concubine De Niangniang, and he was even more determined to serve in front of Niangniang, even if Concubine Zheng Guifei gave him a cup of tea just by raising his hands, but for Xiao Douzi, it was a great grace, for a while, tears rolled down, and I felt that Niangniang had not changed since ten years ago, and she was still the kind and smiling neighborhood's big sister.
Seeing that his eyes were wet all of a sudden, Concubine Zheng couldn't help but feel disgusted, "Look, here again, I told you earlier, you, in my heart, you are almost like a good official......" As he spoke, he sighed slightly, this is the poor little Douzi who entered the palace at a young age.
Xiao Douzi drank the tea with tears in his eyes, "The slave maid can serve the mother, that is a blessing from five hundred years of cultivation...... Niangniang, Uncle Guo first scolded in the Guozijian, saying that he wanted the gentry to pay for the grain in one piece, and made a vicious oath, saying that if it can't be done, he will not be able to see the great tomorrow in life, and he will not be able to enter the Ming Dynasty in death......"
The three ladies sitting on the couch next to her couldn't help but cover her lips, Da Ming is different from the people of later generations, this oath is not made randomly, it is not like the later generations, gambling and swearing are no different from eating and drinking, Zheng Guifei also raised her eyebrows, and couldn't help but say: "Bah, baba, childish words, the wind blows, this child, how can you talk nonsense?" And then? ”
"Later, Uncle Guo went out of the city to Tianjin, but he was blocked by the Imperial Horse Eunuch Li outside the city...... "Xiao Douzi said this, he stammered a little, because the Imperial Horse Eunuch has always been the territory of the Empress Dowager Cisheng, and the one who can be called the Imperial Horse Eunuch Li Eunuch is either Li Jin, the younger brother of the Empress Dowager Cisheng, or, there is only the nephew of the Empress Dowager Cisheng, the Marquis of Wuqing, who has just entered the palace.
In the Ming Dynasty, the Imperial Horse Supervisor was equivalent to the Ministry of War, and there were many eunuchs in the Ming Dynasty, and they were also very skilled in fighting, so there was really a group of elite soldiers under the Imperial Horse Supervisor.
Li Qiming, the prince of Wuqing Marquis, was kicked by Princess Shenghu and could only enter the palace to serve the old queen mother, but he was young, how could he be willing? Especially since he was also a veteran of Fengyue Field before.
You haven't eaten pork and have been vegetarian, so you don't really want to, the pork you've been eating, and suddenly you don't eat it one day, that feeling is really, it can make you hungry to death.
Even if the monk can't eat it, he can still eat it secretly, but Li Qiming has been cut, no matter how sneaky it is, it's useless, at the beginning of the period, he didn't know how he survived, he was crazy all day long, crying and laughing, and then it was the Empress Dowager Cisheng who slapped him twice, which woke him up.
If you want to repay such a shame, you have to rely on real skills, since you have become a eunuch, then you can study hard in the imperial horse eunuch, the imperial horse eunuch, if you really have the ability, you may not be able to find a prince in the future.
The Empress Dowager Cisheng said
This sentence gave his younger brother Li Jin a hard look, Li Jin was a little resentful, lowered his head and ignored his own sister, but Li Qiming was provoked to harden, yes, I gathered the elite soldiers of the Imperial Horse Prison in my hands, and I am afraid that I will not be able to find trouble with Uncle Zheng Guo in the future?
Once a person has a goal and determination. Naturally, he had the spirit and spirit, and Li Qiming really learned his skills in the Imperial Horse Prison, but it didn't take long. I suddenly heard that Uncle Zheng Guo was leaving the North Stable.
He is not afraid of Zheng Guofan's knighthood, he is not afraid of Zheng Guofan's promotion, no matter how the other party is promoted, he is also the eunuch of the Imperial Horse Supervisor, the nephew of the Empress Dowager Cisheng, and the current cousin, but he is afraid that Uncle Zheng Guo will leave the North Stable.
You must know that he is now saying it in one breath for revenge. It is equivalent to setting a goal by his side, and now that the target is suddenly leaving, won't his spirit be scattered, and he was still calm, but he was not sure of all, of course, he has no eggs at the moment, and at the moment, regardless of his uncle's dissuasion, he took people out of the city to intercept Uncle Zheng.
"Later?" Zheng Guifei is not afraid of what her younger brother will suffer, the prince of Wuqing. In her opinion, it is a straw bale, even if she enters the Imperial Horse Prison. Learn some skills, how to compare with your younger brother?
Xiao Douzi swallowed a mouthful of saliva, "Slave maid...... Slaves...... I'm afraid that I will pollute my mother and uncle's ears. ”
The third lady was called uncle and grandmother by Xiao Douzi, it was twelve times happy, and she couldn't help but reach out and drag him to him, with a smile on her face, "It's okay, tell me what's going on in the back."
Xiao Douzi's age is similar to that of a good official, and it is true that the third lady is good with a good official, but look at other teenagers. That's not the same as filial piety, not to mention that Xiao Douzi is still a eunuch.
was questioned by the third lady, Xiao Douzi had no choice but to say: "Uncle Guo beat Eunuch Li, and then let people pick up his pants, and said with a smile, the gentleman is frank." The villain hides ......"
With a snort, the third lady and Zheng Guifei couldn't help but laugh.
Xiao Douzi and the other three ladies and concubines laughed for a while, and then organized the language in their hearts, and then slowly continued: "Then, Uncle Guo said that since Eunuch Li doesn't even want that, he will be cut again to clean ......."
This time, Zheng Guifei laughed on the chaise longituna, wow, there are eunuchs who can't be cut, can't be clean, and there are many inconveniences, for example, it is secretly rumored in the palace that a certain eunuch is not cut clean and still leaves half of it, and he has a private relationship with a certain palace maid or even a concubine...... This evil, of course, is all fake, no matter how clean you can't cut, it's impossible to leave you a piece and still make a girl, but in this way, the situation of this unclean cut is more serious, at least it doesn't sound good, so the unclean cut has to be cut again.
There are also improper healing, even if they are not cut, the urine is dripping when they clean their hands, and there will be a smell on their bodies, and the nobles don't like it.
Later generations always think that as long as they are eunuchs, there is a smell of urine on their bodies, which is an insult, if this is really the case, then the emperor and the nobles don't live in the latrine every day?
In short, the eunuchs who have not been cut clean are to be sent to the worship room to be cut again, and it is said that the highest record in the palace is that there were eunuchs who cut four times in a row during the Zhengde Dynasty.
Therefore, Zheng Guifei laughed.
Xiao Douzi saw Niangniang holding her belly and laughing, and suddenly, his face seemed to be crying and smiling, I don't know how to talk down, or the third lady's smile is not as low as Zheng Guifei, and he couldn't help but ask him, "Did you say anything later?" ”
"Uncle Guo, Uncle Guo said." Xiao Douzi Khan came out, stammered a few times, and as soon as his heart was horizontal, he said, "Uncle Guo said, cut him a vertical opening, and open two mouths up and down, so as to meet his identity as a mouth cannon party......"
Xiao Douzi said, puffed and knelt on the ground, and slapped himself several times in a row, "The slave and maid defiled the ears of the mother and uncle......"
Concubine Zheng and the third lady looked at each other, looked at each other for a long time, and suddenly hugged each other and burst into laughter.
This is the words of the old ladies in the Daming market, those old ladies scold and fight, and if they win, they will proudly pat themselves between their legs, and the old lady has two mouths up and down, and you also fight with the old lady......
This is an extremely obscene market talk, so Xiao Douzi will slap himself after he says it.
After laughing for a long time, Zheng Guifei felt that the third lady couldn't make a fuss, joy and anger, so she stopped laughing, laughter is contagious, she restrained it, the third lady laughed alone and was naturally easy to restrain herself, the two of them slowly stopped laughing, and Zheng Guifei scolded with a smile on her face, "Dead good official, I don't pay more and more attention to my identity when I speak." ”
S: When I was a child, I really saw old women scolding the street like this. To be continued.