Chapter 35: Liu Er
Yanziping didn't have a few horses in total, and Song Yang recognized at a glance that this was an 'official horse' raised in the yamen, and said with a smile: "You stole it?" Beware of the head of the pan catching you. ”
The second fool was frightened when he heard this, and hurriedly looked back, as if the head of the pan had been waving the chain and chasing after him.
Looking at the second stupid look, Song Yang was even more surprised: "You really stole it?" Hurry back and send it back. As he spoke, he couldn't help but want to laugh, even if the yamen and the servants didn't usually pay much attention to their work, they wouldn't let a stupid boy steal the horse. Then, he comforted again: "I'll go with you, don't worry, if you send it back, it won't be stealing, I'll tell Pantouer." ”
When the second fool heard that he was willing to help, he immediately looked happy, and nodded vigorously: "Then you remember to intercede for me......" said and turned the horse's head and walked towards the yamen, but before he took two steps, the second fool stopped, and he remembered the truth: "No, the horse was not stolen, I exchanged it for a sheep and a pan." ”
If you want to talk about Yanziping's yamen, it seems that Master Zhou and Pantouer jointly opened it, and it is really not surprising that the official horse is exchanged for sheep, Song Yang just wondered and asked the second fool: "What are you doing when you change horses?" ”
"Go to Qingyang City and show your skills to Qincha. Nan Li Yipin, Qishi Liu Er. When Liu Ersil said this, his expression was calm and his tone was indifferent, and he really looked like a 'first product'.
After speaking, there was a pause, a smirk resurfaced, and the master's temperament disappeared in a blink of an eye: "I heard that you are also going to apply for the election." You have a car, I changed horses, let's get there. ”
Song Yang asked curiously: "Strange Liu Er, what is your skill?" ”
Liu Ersil has always been honest, but he was quite annihilated at the critical moment, only smirking and not squeaking.
Song Yang asked again: "Then how many sheep did you exchange for this horse?" ”
The smirk turned into a crying face, and Liu Er's face was full of sadness: "Lost, all the sheep, a total of forty-six." ”
Forty-six fat sheep were exchanged for a horse, and even the second fool knew that he had lost it...... At this time, Pantou'er's laughter and scolding came: "Yang Yanzi, you listen to the second stupid nonsense!" ”
As he spoke, Pantou walked forward with a few errand servants, thick ropes on his shoulders, and chariots and horse harnesses with a smile: "What kind of sheep for horses, all nonsense." The horse was lent to you by the eldest lord, and his sheep were temporarily kept in the yamen, and he will return them when he returns. ”
Liu Er was stupidly displeased: "When you enter Beijing to be an official, how can you say that you will come back." ”
Pantouer didn't pretend with him, but just smiled: "When will you come back, when will the sheep return you, forty-six heads, and one is indispensable." ”
A servant laughed and said: "Liu Ersil is not at home, his sheep can't live long, that is, our brothers are going to work as sheep herds in shifts these days." ”
Pantou handed over all kinds of vehicles and equipment on his body to his subordinates, and several officials were busy and began to set up the carts. Pantouer took out an envelope in his arms and handed it over: "The official horse pulls a private car, and it is not a small trouble to encounter an investigation, this is Mrs. Zhou's certificate, which proves that you are not a horse thief, don't lose it when you put it with you, and you have to return it with the horse and the note when you come back." ”
After speaking, he pulled Song Yang away a few steps and continued: "Liu Er heard about the 'selection of talents', I don't know what kind of style I smoked, I have to go, but I refuse to say that he has the ability...... He can have a bullshit skill. Originally, I didn't dare to let him go, in case he collided with Qincha, it would be a terrible disaster. But think about it again, he has a bad brain, he has never been far away in his life, it is rare that his interest is so high this time, so I can watch him grow up, and I really want to stop him with a black face and black eyes. ”
Song Yang understood what Pantouer meant: "I will take care of him, so I should take him out to play, and he won't cause trouble." ”
Pantouer nodded: "You have more snacks, it is because you take care of you that I can rest assured that he will go." As he spoke, he reached out and patted Song Yang on the shoulder, turned around and went back to help set up the car.
Seeing that the second fool was climbing up and down, his face was full of excitement, but he was too busy.
Soon after, the car was set, and Liu Er sat down in the driver's position with the whip of the sheep. Song Yang didn't care about him, and said goodbye to Pantouer and the others, but he didn't expect that after such a while, Liu Er was actually proficient in it, and easily drove the carriage around the neighborhood a few times.
Pantou smiled in surprise: "This guy is really a bit talented in the way of animals, and it's not right, or he won't lose two cows before and after." ”
Song Yang was about to talk, when suddenly a crisp cry came, and a white finch flew up, hovering in the sky for two weeks, and landed in front of Song Yang, which was Ren Xiaoyu and his 'special channel'. Song Yang stretched out his hand to untie the short letter, raised his eyebrows after reading it, and then laughed......
At this time, Liu Ersil had already driven the car back to the door and shouted at the courtyard: "Song Yang, go on the road with peace of mind!" ”
Pantou angrily scolded: "Nonsense, shit nonsense." ”
Song Yang laughed, and didn't take it seriously, he quickly returned the short note to Ren Xiaoyu, tied it to the bird's leg and let it take it away, followed by saying goodbye to the villagers who saw him off, turned over and jumped into the carriage, and sat side by side with Liu Ersil: "Let's go." ”
Liu Ersilly waved his whip, and with the emphasis he learned from the storyteller, he shouted in a long voice: "Rise... Drive... Song Yang hurriedly reached out to cover his mouth, blocking the last word......
Qingyang City, the capital of Qingyang Prefecture, is a three-day drive from Yanziping, and the first two days of the trip were safe.
The lizard, which he had raised since childhood, was always lying on his shoulder, his eyes half-closed and not eating or drinking, and if he hadn't occasionally poked out his tongue, he couldn't tell whether it was dead or alive. At dusk on the third day, the second fool suddenly took out the money bag from his arms and said to Song Yang: "Let's stay in the hotel tonight, I'll have a treat." As he spoke, he shook his money bag, and it made a noise, and it seemed that he really had some copper plates. Song Yangkong has a huge box of rare treasures, but he doesn't have any money on him, and he slept in the car for the first two days, and he didn't want to stay in the inn.
Liu Ersil had his own thoughts, and continued: "Tomorrow on the first day of the lunar month, we just entered the city on the first day of the selection, and we will wash our clothes and take a bath tonight." ”
Song Yang originally had this plan, and he couldn't go unkempt to 'select talents', but now he thought of going with the fool, nodded and said: "Put away your money bag, I have the money for the store." ”
Liu Er was stupidly happy, and happily put away the money bag: "Okay, you invite me to stay in the hotel, and I will give you a sheep when I go back." ”
Song Yang coughed and laughed.
Walking forward for a while, seeing the inn on the side of the road, Liu Er stupidly cheered and rushed forward, jumped out of the car without waiting for it to be parked, ran into the inn and shouted: "Man, stay in the hotel!" The guy came up and was full of apologies: "Yes, no..." Without waiting for the other party to finish speaking, the second fool reached out and pointed to Song Yang, who was pulling the reins outside the door: "I don't care, I have something to say to him." ”
The guy also saw that his brain didn't seem to be working, so he said 'yes' with a smile, and walked quickly to Song Yang outside the door: "I'm sorry, the small shop was booked by customers today." ”
They took the official road, and at this time they were already close to the state capital, and the number of inns would not be too small, Song Yang asked: "Where are there inns around here?" ”
The guy had a good attitude and patiently showed him the way. When the two of them were talking outside, the second fool stood in the lobby of the inn, watching the tables of guests laughing, eating and drinking. The second fool is honest, he won't take the initiative to cause trouble, people eat happily, and he looks happy.
At a table not far from him, a young man in a silk shirt saw an ugly lizard lying on his shoulder with a smirk on his face, and couldn't help but smile and ask, "What are you doing?" ”
The second fool has always answered questions: "Stay in the hotel, Song Yang has a treat, wash clothes and take a shower tonight, and go to the city to run for election tomorrow." ”
The young man in the silk shirt was surprised, obviously he didn't expect that a fool would actually join in the fun, this shop was full of their people, and they all laughed when they heard this. The two fools laughed together, and suddenly came to their senses and asked each other: "You are also going to select talents?" ”
The young man in silk nodded.
Liu Er was very happy: "I wish you all to be elected, and we will be officials in the same dynasty in the future." ”
The young man in the silk shirt laughed silently: "Being an official in the same dynasty? But you are full of confidence, tell me, what are you capable of? ”
Liu Er's stupid ability didn't even tell Song Yang, of course he refused to tell strangers, shook his head and kept silent.
The young man in the silk shirt was not angry, and reached out and patted the vacant seat beside him: "Tell me about your skills, I invite you to drink wine and eat meat." ”
The second fool swallowed his saliva, actually held back, and continued to shake his head, but his mouth didn't stop: "What is your ability?" ”
The young man in the silk shirt laughed and sat still: "I want to see my ability, it's simple!" As he spoke, his shoulder shook slightly, and a sword light suddenly rose and went out, brushing the cheeks of the second fool and flashing.
This person was in a hurry and fast with his sword, his peers cheered in unison, and the young man in silk shirt was proud, and he didn't want to talk nonsense with a fool anymore: "I've got the shop, you can change to another house." Liu Ersil was not injured, but he didn't see how the other party made a move, but no matter how bad his eyesight was, he could see that the other party had pulled out a knife, and he didn't dare to talk to them anymore, so he turned his head and ran out of the inn.
At this time, Song Yang had already roughly asked about the path, and was about to greet his stupid fellow villagers to set off, when he saw Liu Ersil fleeing from the inn with a pale face, obviously frightened.
Song Yang frowned: "What's wrong?" ”
Liu Er was silent, and shook his head vigorously: "It's okay, it's okay, let's go quickly." Maybe he was afraid that the two young passers-by would suffer, or maybe he was afraid that they would make trouble in the store, the shopkeeper next to Song Yang also hurriedly echoed: "It's okay, the two of you can leave as soon as possible, and you can stay in the inn before dark." ”
Song Yang ignored him, just looked at the second fool and asked, "What's wrong with your lizard?" ”
Liu Er was stunned, muttered, 'Liu San is fine', and reached out to touch the lizard on his shoulder. The lizard was raised by him since he was a child, and his name was also ranked down from himself, called Liu San.
But when he touched it, the second fool screamed violently. The sword of the young man in the silk shirt did not hurt Liu Erdu, but it cut off the lizard's head.
Holding the headless 'Liu San', the two fools' hands trembled, their mouths trembled, and the whole person was trembling, and they cried out in a few moments, forgetting the other party's knife, turning around and rushing to the inn, crying: "Compensate, accompany me!" ”
The shopkeeper reacted quickly, and hugged the second fool at the waist, he couldn't make sense with the fool, and while stopping Liu Er, he said to Song Yang: "Guest officer, the people inside can't be provoked, but it's just a lizard, and the people are ......."
Song Yang ignored his words, and just asked, "Are they rich?" ”
"Rich, powerful, and knives."
Song Yang asked again: "Everyone in it is in a gang?" ”
"It's all together, no less than thirty, and everyone practices martial arts......"
The guy was convincing, he just hoped that Song Yang would know the difficulty and retreat, but he didn't expect that his words were not finished, and suddenly a rumbling footsteps sounded, and the plainly dressed and delicate-looking young man in front of him stepped out of his footsteps heavier than the elephant, and rushed into the inn with a bang.
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Dragon Bird Chong, aggression is like fire! Because he wanted a recommendation ticket, Song Yang was in a hurry......