Chapter 279: A Misunderstanding That Fell to Sleep

Pompey, the commander of the Roman expeditionary force, had the heart of crossing the river and demolishing the bridge, but he greeted Qin Feng warmly.

Since only Qin Feng spoke Roman among the people who arrived from the East, the historic meeting between the two sides can also be seen as Qin Feng communicating with Rome on behalf of the East.

Pompey went out of the city to greet Qin Feng.

When the two sides met, Qin Feng smiled and said, "The descendant of the glorious bloodline of Rome, Your Excellency the Honorable Commander, we meet again." ”

Pompey was a little embarrassed, this came from the fact that he had rejected Qin Feng's request for cooperation before, and now he had to pay money and food to ask others for cooperation. He stroked his chest and saluted, "Your Excellency, Honorable Commander of the Han Dynasty, I deeply admire your righteous support. ”

So, just like the exchanges between countries in later generations, Pompey introduced Qin Feng to his subordinate high-ranking officers.

And Qin Feng also introduced Cao Yuan and Liu to Pompey.

"This is my Han Dynasty guard general Yuan Shao Yuan Benchu."

Pompey suddenly said: "The name of the East is really strange. ”

Qin Feng remained silent and said: "The name of the West is even more weird, but this is the characteristic of the regional nation, you and I, as knowledgeable people, are not arrogant. If you are not suitable, Ben Shuai can reintroduce you, this is my Han Dynasty Guard General, Shao Ben Chu Yuan. ”

"Your Excellency is right...... Pompey blushed. He was also amazed by Qin Feng's profound knowledge and his understanding of the West.

"This is my general after the Han Dynasty, Cao Mengde Cao."

"This is the captain of my Han Dynasty City Gate, Bei Ringworm Duo Liu."

When everyone saw the salute, Cao Yuan Liu's body was stiff and unable to speak, and while they were ashamed and embarrassed, they had to admire Qin Feng's ability. As the expedition lasted for a long time, they realized that if it weren't for Qin Feng's strong personal ability, the expeditionary force would not have been able to get here anyway.

Pompey suddenly said, "Your Excellency, Honorable Commander, in your country, the people who manage the city gates. Have a high status? ”

For the sake of the dignity of the country and the nation, Qin Feng had to correct Liu Bei's name, and he said lightly: "This is Your Excellency the Commander, who is lonely and unheard, and General Liu's status is like that of the commander of your country's guards." ”

"I see, ......." Pompey suddenly realized.

Qin Feng said again: "Your Guards Commander always assassinates the emperor. Ours, on the other hand, has always been loyal. ”

Pompey was even more embarrassed, he wanted to show off the pride of the Roman Empire. But he found that he didn't know about the Han Dynasty in the east at all, and Qin Feng. But he knows Rome very well.

Although it was only a few sentences, Pompey, the descendant of the glorious bloodline of the Roman Empire, suddenly fell into disadvantage compared to Qin Feng in all aspects.

Qin Feng looked at the eastern sky from afar, and there was a white fish belly, and he said: "The sun always rises in the east, and the sky gradually brightens. Your Excellency, Commander, let's go into the city and discuss some garrison matters. ”

Pompey was very unhappy with the rise in the east, but he was powerless to refute it, he heard that Qin Feng was going to enter the city. Hurriedly said: "Your Excellency Commander, you should be stationed outside the city, and we will attack and defend the joint ......." ”

Qin Feng found that Pompey didn't let him enter the city, in fact, he didn't want to enter the city either, but in order to catch the cunning Qiang Qu, he had to enter the city. So he interrupted Pompey's words and said, "No, no, no, if it is according to what His Excellency the Commander said, it will form a stalemate, and it will take a long time. It's not good for you or me. Ben Shuai already had a plan to completely eliminate the Huns. ”

It seems that the three of Cao, Yuan and Liu are looking at the nose, nose and mouth, and mouth and heart at this moment. In the face of the current situation, it is like a cow listening to the piano, which really does not understand anything. is like a little chick, "hiding" behind the big rooster Qin Feng. The heroes who are dominating in China are useless when they come here. It's really embarrassing.

When Pompey heard that Qin Feng had a plan, he hurriedly asked, "Your Excellency, I don't know what your idea is?" ”

Qin Feng said his plan to deceive Qiangqu inside, and then said: "So, so, so, so, and ......so, the Hun king Qiangqu only thinks that our troops are insufficient, and we lead him into the city, with more than 10,000 soldiers and horses in the commander, and you and I in the army and horses in the army." The inside should be combined with the outside, and it is said that the door is closed and the dog is beaten. ”

"There are still 20,000 soldiers and horses!" Unes and other high-ranking officers were shocked.

Pompey only thought that Qin Feng only had 3,000 people, but he didn't expect that there were still 20,000 troops, and his expression became stunned and embarrassed.

Qin Feng continued: "It only takes one battle to be able to destroy Qiangqu, which is beneficial to both you and me. He looked at the sky that was about to light up, and said, "It's about to dawn, I'm afraid the Huns are coming, Your Excellency Commander, let's go into the city." ”

Pompey thought a lot for a while, he attached great importance to Qin Feng's strategy, but he was very wary of Qin Feng's 20,000 soldiers and horses. He hesitated for a moment, then looked at the three thousand soldiers and horses brought by Qin Feng, nodded anyway, and said, "In that case, let's enter the city." ”

Qin Feng's army began to enter the city.

Cao Yuan and Liu Mao were dumbfounded, they didn't know what Qin Feng had just said to Pompey. Cao Cao asked, "Zijin, what does that Roman commander mean?" ”

Qin Feng said with a smile: "Pompey agreed to Ben Shuai's strategy. ”

As the Han army entered the Roman city, the Roman soldiers were very vigilant, unfamiliar, and rejected.

Qin Feng was bent on destroying the Romans, and when he saw this, he ordered: "Erlang from the East, take out your water and save these "brothers" from the West." ”

So the soldiers of the Han army took out the water bladders and handed them to the Roman soldiers. And the Roman soldiers hugged and poured violently, and when they were full, they couldn't help but show gratitude to the soldiers of the Han army.

The Roman soldiers drank water and came to the spirits. Subsequently, the soldiers on both sides became friendly. The Han soldiers bowed, but were embraced by the Roman soldiers. This made the Han soldiers, who had never been engaged in the base, look embarrassed.

Pompey immediately designated a garrison for Qin Feng's army in the northern city of the Xiongnu base camp in Yao. And Qin Feng ordered Guan Yu and Zhang Fei to be responsible for settling the soldiers.

When the heads of state of the two sides arrived at the mansion, they gradually became acquainted.

Like Unes and other officers, they wanted to give Cao Yuan Liu a hug, but they were rejected by Cao Cao and Yuan Shao. But Liu Bei warmly hugged Unes and the others, and said: "When I see you today, Sansheng is lucky, if you have the opportunity, you can have a long talk and sleep on your feet." ”

Unes didn't understand what he meant, as long as he asked Qin Feng for help, he said, "Commander, I don't know what this ringworm General Liu said?" ”

Qin Feng said casually: "He said that he was very happy to meet you and was willing to sleep with you." ”

"What is Sleep on Your Feet?" Unes asked again.

Qin Feng said impatiently: "I don't understand this? It is to sleep foot to foot, in the same bed. ”

Unes and the others were just stunned for a moment, and then they showed a kind smile. They all used international gestures and waved their hands to signal that Liu Bei was no longer needed.

Unes also said familiarly: "I didn't expect that General Liu is so good at ringworm, we don't have this appeal." If only General Gadette Julius Caesar were there, he would have been more than willing to sleep with General Ringworm Liu. He said to the crowd: "General Caesar has never slept with a real Oriental man, let alone a general. ”

The other Roman generals nodded their heads with chickens eating rice.

Burst~. Qin Feng, who was drinking water, squirted out a mouthful of water. He knew that the Caesar that Unes was talking about was not Julius Caesar, but a descendant of the glorious blood of Julius Caesar.

Obviously, the Romans were not averse to the Rakji, but rather liked it. Unes couldn't help but ask Liu Bei: "General Liu, I don't know if you are true or like to be a woman in this regard?" ”

Burst~. Qin Feng squirted out another mouthful of water, shouting that he couldn't stand it. The heart said that you Romans are too fucked, and most people have ringworm to sleep on their feet, and they didn't say that they are two in one with you.

However, this is also a "beautiful" misunderstanding, although the Romans would sleep in one room due to conditions, but they would never sleep in one bed. And Liu Bei said that he fell asleep and had to give the Romans a concept of building a foundation.

After Liu Bei heard Unes's words, he couldn't understand anything other than the ringworm that he understood in the Western pronunciation, and he couldn't help but ask Qin Feng for help.

Cao Cao didn't expect Liu Bei to be able to chat so hotly with the Romans, so he couldn't help but ask: "Zijin, what are these Romans talking about?" ”

Qin Feng could only tell the truth, and he didn't scratch it at all: "This Unes Protector asks if you have ringworm, if you sleep together, will you be a man or a woman." He reminded him again: "There are many ringworms, if you are a woman, I am afraid that the chrysanthemum will not be protected." ”

Cao Cao and Yuan Shao were shocked and shouted, "What? There are a lot of ringworms, it turns out that you have a habit of dragon yang? ”

Liu Bei was furious, he was furious, jumped three feet high, rolled up his sleeves when he landed, pointed at Unes and shouted: "Damn, I only said that I slept on my feet, I didn't say what kind of sleep!" Liu Bei felt faceless and pulled out his double-strand sword.

Cangchang...... Cangchang...... For a while, the guards on both sides drew their swords and confronted each other.

Pompey was frightened, jumped back away from Qin Feng, and shouted, "Your Excellency, what are you going to do?" ”

"Misunderstanding, it's definitely a misunderstanding." Qin Feng was very calm, which soothed the tense nerves of both sides a lot. He walked up to Liu Bei and first pressed down the sword in Liu Bei's hand. If it was an ordinary occasion, Qin Feng would have laughed out loud regardless of it, but now, as the commander-in-chief, he had to straighten out the current situation.

Therefore, although Qin Feng is not a friend (friend) with ringworm, when facing foreigners, Qin Feng still chooses to stand on the side of ringworm. He looked at Unes with displeasure and said, "Your Excellency, your words have insulted our city gate school captain Ringworm Duo Liu. So, he's going to duel you. ”

"I see!" When the Romans heard this, they began to lose their nervousness.

Unes said very anxiously: "Your Excellency, when did I insult General Liu?" ”

Qin Feng said unhappily: "You asked General Liu if he likes to be a woman, what is this not an insult?" If Your Excellency the Tribune is suddenly asked if you like to be a woman, I wonder how you feel? ”

"Misunderstanding, pure misunderstanding...... Pompey walked over, motioned for his guards to put away their weapons first, and then said to Unes: "Communication is inconvenient, don't say some popular jokes in our country, people don't know, apologize quickly." ”

Unes could only apologize. (To be continued.) )