Chapter 180: Tricks
Regarding the question of how to defeat Ju Yi, Li Kai thought about it for a long time, and never thought about this problem so carefully, never, if he wanted to kill the more than 30,000 troops led by Ju Yi and others while preserving his strength, how to think about it is also a difficult problem; After snatching the grain and grass, the state army began to move rapidly to the Yellow River, their target may be those grain and grass, or maybe not, who knows what the current Li people think?
"What are you thinking? This time he successfully snatched Ju Yi's rations and let out a vicious breath, shouldn't he celebrate? Lu Bu showed a rare smile, Li's words were very accurate, which made him trust Li again; Li Kai held his chin on the horse and said half-deadly: "It's not easy to deal with a mad dog!" Lu Wenhou! Please use your brain, think pessimistically about everything, it is conducive to your progress! I'm serious! ”
Lu Bu was speechless, and then roared: "Say you're fat, and you'll gasp!" It's really enough to kick your nose in the face! ”
"Naa! Don't get so excited! Qi hurts the kidneys! Li Mouren raised his eyebrows and smiled obscenely: "Look ahead, I suddenly thought of a way that is not a way!" It seems that someone once used it, and it was used to siege the city! This is a biological weapon! ”
What's ahead? A horse pouting its tail, a very unsightly "puff puff", that's all; The second monk Lu Feng was puzzled: "What do you mean?" It's just a pile of horse manure! Also, what are biological weapons? Why do you keep popping out of your mouth with these things that I don't understand? ”
"Yes! You don't understand it! Hey! Li Kaiyin said with a smile: "I've always been afraid of the first to die, but when we fled victoriously last night, Ju Yi's ranger force did not appear, which means that he is still on the way!" Now is the perfect time for us to defeat Juyi! ”
"Sir, you mean, to change our previous strategy and tactics?" , Zhang Wenyuan rubbed the beard on his chin: "Didn't you say that we used our attempt to drag down Yuan Shao's grain and grass?" It's a bit of a bad idea to say change, right? After all, the other party is also a team of nearly 40,000 people, and our damage will be great! ”
"Don't worry! What I've been emphasizing all the time is to get the most out of your efforts! Li Mou said: "We have been out for seven or eight days, and Yuan Shao's grain and grass have been exhausted, and now this is a critical moment!" We can't complete the attack on Yuan Shao's grain and grass without chasing soldiers! ”
In fact, this time Li Kai's calculation was wrong, it would take at least half a month for the grain and grass from the Bohai Sea, and Yuan Shao's previous grain storage was only enough for seven or eight days, so why hadn't the alliance army collapsed? It's very simple, the cunning rabbit still has three holes, let alone a human?
Wang Kuang of Hanoi, the party's publicity, this time the old book was opened, and he looted in his own territory, even at the expense of offending those scholars, in order to provide the alliance army with the motivation to continue to unite and fight!
The difference is that Wang Kuang is completely to climb the big tree of Yuan Shao, while Zhang Yang is to do his best for the sake of this fragmented Han Dynasty, not to mention which is better or worse, anyway, they are all offending people; One of the most interesting things is the wealthy Sima clan in Hanoi, because the grain and grass collection this time was unlucky, Wang Kuang unreasonably looted everything in their family, and the Sima clan had no choice but to temporarily endure and move his family to a place - Yecheng!
Sima Yi, who was only ten years old, said in one sentence: Jizhou is not Han Fu's Jizhou, but Jizhou of a scholar family! So as the most powerful Yuan clan among the scholars, shouldn't he become the master of this land?
In addition to Hanoi County and Shangdang County, Yanzhou is also the closest place to here, and Liu Dai, the assassin of Yanzhou, should also contribute, and he also contributed, as early as three days ago, a batch of grain and grass was transported from Chenliu, and the alliance army could supply it for at least ten days; Perhaps aware of this problem, Li couldn't help but pat his head and sigh: "It's really a hundred secrets!" Just thinking about the richness of Jizhou, Yuan Benchu needed to set an example as the leader of the coalition alliance, but I forgot that the closest thing to here was not Bohai County in Jizhou!
It's Chenliu County in Yanzhou, and Hanoi County in Sili! Yuan Benchu should have enough food and grass now, right? I said that the grain and grass were burned, why weren't they so excited, it seems that the grain and grass have been transported to Yuan Benchu's camp, and they can go again! ”
"Doesn't that mean that what we did before was completely useless?" , Lu Bu frowned: "You still swear that we can defeat Yuan Benchu in one fell swoop!" Laugh at! ”
Lu Fengxian's sneer angered Li Kai: "What are you laughing at? How do you know it's useless work? You know a p! At least we have involved Yuan Shao's cavalry troops, Guo Aduo can properly choose to send troops to surprise when facing Yuan Shao's attack, and the mobile forces of the alliance army are not enough to compete with them!
That's a nice return! We also wiped out and routed more than 20,000 cavalry troops, which is also a credit! So, if these are not enough, plus the defeat of Juyi, do you think this article is enough? If it's not enough, we can find the right time to insert Yuan Benchu in the back when we go back!
The so-called strategy and tactics are actually a kind of assumption that can be factually named, big brother! Please think about it the next time you speak! There is no one in the world who has no last resort, even if Han Xin is resurrected, it is impossible! Do you understand this? If everything can be controlled and predicted, then this person is an immortal! I'm not! Do you understand? ”
"Oh!" , Lu Bu was stunned by Li Da Troll's spray, compared to the fight, ten Lu Bu is not necessarily Li's opponent, and the words like a cannon can almost drown him: "Then what now?" ”
"What to do? What to do? Do you know what to do? Li Mouren muttered depressedly, and then raised his voice and said, "Is there any place where horse manure or other animal manure is sufficient?" ”
"Uh, you don't think you're going to use siege wolf smoke, do you?" , Lu Bu said a little disgustingly: "I have encountered this situation before, those aliens will use this way to attack the city, the smoke is very large, and the smell is extremely disgusting!" ”
"That's right! It's a bit disgusting and a little obscene, but it's a good idea! It's spring now, the wind direction is generally southeast, most of it is wind and beautiful weather, look at today's clouds, tomorrow should be no change, we just need to hurry up! Li looked up at the sky and looked at the degree of fluttering of the flag and said; Zhang Liao grinned: "Actually, the easiest place to collect this thing is where we originally camped and where Ju Yi camped!" And it's all sun-exposed, and the slightly dried horse manure tastes even more wonderful when lit! ”
"Fuck off, uncle!" , Li Mouren rolled his eyes and scolded with a smile: "Then should we divide the troops?" Lu Wenhou? Please lead 5,000 soldiers and horses to wander around this area for a day, and take a detour to lead Ju Yi back tomorrow morning! As for me, I'll go first! Don't tarnish your reputation with this disgusting work! ”
"It's good! Since you have decided to listen to you, then you have the final say! Lu Bu said indifferently, he is the soul of this army, no one can take it away, and he is not afraid that Li will do anything out of the ordinary;" That's right! Tell each soldier to prepare a cloth towel to cover their faces, and when the time comes, as long as they cover their mouths and noses with water, we can move in the smoke, although our eyes may be a little uncomfortable! After Li pouted, he led the soldiers and horses to the south and turned back to the original place;
For Ju Yi, this is the most aggrieved, disgusting, and vicious war he has ever fought since he had, and I don't think it's too much to describe it in any derogatory word; Blue sky. On a sunny day in early summer, it is spotless and crystal clear. The clear sky is like an endless calm blue sea; Intense white light danced in the air, like the microwave red sun on the surface of the sea adding a touch of color to the sunny day; What wonderful weather? What a day? It would have been better if it hadn't been for that odious silver laugh, and the tawny smoke that covered the entire land!
"Rush out", Ju Yi choked back on the unpleasant smell of before he shouted out, coughing and coughing, and the tears in his eyes flowed down involuntarily, don't say anything at this time - go away!
Without a hint of breeze, this weather is really good, the smoke can hover over this land and will not disperse easily, and the longer it goes, the greater the results of the state army! Li's lewd tactics succeeded!
On the mountain bag outside the smoke, Li Kai covered his mouth and nose with a wet cloth and shouted: "Crossbowman!" Look at the people! Don't fucking shoot your own people! Song Xian! Prepare to rush in to replace Zhang Wenyuan! Wave after wave! Let them change their breath! ”
In this kind of smoke, even those who started it could not stand it, he could smell the disgusting smell himself from such a distance, and he almost vomited everything he ate in the morning, not to mention the Union troops who vomited and wept in the smoke; In this valley that is not a valley, Li lit ten such 'beacon towers' with horse manure and dry firewood! A large amount of horse manure ensures that the smoke is constantly generated, and this primitive bioweapon has shown considerable capabilities!
The state army rushed in and covered their mouths and noses with wet cloths, as long as they were in the right direction, then they could kill at least a few people, and then rush out to catch their breath when their eyes were extremely uncomfortable, according to incomplete statistics, at least more than 2,000 people died in this short time of half a cup of tea; "Loyalty! Replace them! Li shouted, and said to Lu Bu with some pride: "Wenhou! Do you think this will work? After speaking, he raised his chin and let Lu Bu see their current results for himself; Lu Bu pinched his nose and said, "Alas, there is nothing to say!" You are really a yin person, you will do this kind of yin trick! I hope in the future", his voice became softer and softer, and gradually became inaudible, and Li Kai behind him didn't hear it clearly; "The big picture is decided! Ju Yi is planted on this time! Hahaha! Wen Hou! Get ready to beat the Reservoir Dogs! We're going to get ready for the pursuit! This smoke can't trap the Union forces who are desperate to survive, and soon they will rush out! Li Kai laughed; Sure enough, the people in the smoke rushed out scattered and were shot into a sieve by the crossbowmen, which gradually turned into a large-scale breakthrough, and the crossbowmen could not hurry them away, and under the leadership of their key person, Ju Yi, these people rubbed their red eyes and began to run away with tears in their eyes; Run away? There should be no such words in Ju Yi's dictionary, he should be the same person as Li Kai, and he will always whitewash the escape, such as evasion, such as strategic retreat, such as such as retreat, and so on, and so on; "Here's your chance to beat the water dogs! Little ones! Chase after the girl! Bite them to death! Li, who was full of bad taste, shouted, and then got the current world report, and was slapped by Lu Bu's huge slap, and almost fell off the horse, it is estimated that Comrade God of War is also remembering what this thing once did to him; Ju Yi's failure is because he didn't estimate the variable of Li Mouren, if it was just Lu Bu leading this army, even if there were outstanding figures like Gao Shun, Li Su, and Zhang Wenyuan to assist him, the end would not be much better, when it comes to commanding the army, there are really not many people who can compare with Ju Yi in the world, he is really likely to cut off Lu Bu's head and become a general under Yuan Shao!
It's a pity that sometimes the battle of the army is not as good as the intrigue and intrigues, and sometimes the role of those tricks is far greater than the courage and the like; While running away in embarrassment, while wiping his eyes that couldn't stop shedding tears because of the stimulation, Ju Yi looked up to the sky and roared: "The one who hides his head and shrinks his tail!" Have the ability to report your own name! Sooner or later, Uncle will cut off your head as a night pot! ”
He had seen Li Kai, but Li Kai was covering his face most of the time, especially when he was against them, this was out of hiding his identity, not many people knew about his capture by Lu Bu, only a few people who had a good relationship with him, there was a certain need for secrecy, and his follow-up plan still needed to be carried out; "Hahaha! Juyi! I don't think you're crazy! Lu Bu was arrogant and shouting like joy, and with the strength of the feet of the red rabbit horse, he was constantly approaching Ju Yi, ready to kill this madman; Ju Yi couldn't see it, judging in his ears that Lu Bu should be very close to him, his heart became more and more anxious, he pulled out the dagger in his arms, and he didn't care that this was his beloved war horse, and stabbed the horse's buttocks fiercely, the war horse suffered faster than before, his horse was also a very good yellow horse, although his foot strength was worse than that of Chitu, but now it is not necessarily, Lu Bu can only watch Ju Yi run farther and farther!
It was a battle, and the state army defeated nearly 40,000 troops led by Ju Yi, Yan Liang, and Wen Chou in one fell swoop! More than 4,000 people were beheaded alone, and the rest were all defeated! It's a big win!
(To be continued)