Chapter 55: The Magical Transfiguration
Li Xueyan was happy for the rouge horse to come back, and she was also curious about the things in the cloth bag, what disguise cheats, what pills, that medicine, and voice change techniques and other things, all kinds of strange things, this idle time also watched and played, practiced and played.
She is ingenious, and her talent in this disguise technique is unusually outstanding. Without any guidance from a mentor, with the records in the book, and with her own scrutiny, she actually learned this disguise technique in half a year, and she used it in a similar way.
As soon as this interest comes, play in disguise, play in disguise, especially after learning the voice change method attached to the end of the disguise cheats, it is even more amazing. often becomes the appearance of Li Daozong, giving orders at home, directing this and drinking that. Li Daozong is a little greedy for money, he is in a high position, and often takes advantage of small advantages, accepts some small favors, and fills his private pockets. Li Xueyan couldn't get used to it, so she pretended to be Li Daozong, and ordered the housekeeper to return all the bribes she had accepted openly, so that everyone knew about it.
All the gift-givers lost face, but Li Daozong won a reputation of "incorruptible". Since then, no one has dared to give gifts to Li Daozong anymore.
Li Daozong was inexplicable, and he was furious, called the housekeeper and reprimanded him, planning to copy him for squid. But when Li Xueyan pretended to be Li Daozong, he kept an eye on it, and he called all the housekeepers in charge of the house together to give an order.
There were more than a dozen stewards in the huge county prince's mansion, and they insisted that it was Li Daozong's own orders, and they all acted on orders.
Li Daozong himself was confused, he thought that something was wrong, so he never mentioned it, and he didn't dare to be greedy anymore.
Li Xueyan also knew Du He, knew that he would inevitably come to him today, and also thought about how to surprise him, so he also had the idea of teasing him, so early this morning, he locked all the maids and maids who were waiting beside him into the room and waited for Du He's arrival in the mansion.
When he heard that Du He had arrived, he dressed himself as a green plum to meet him, and when he saw that he didn't recognize himself, he felt a little uncomfortable in his heart.
This girl's mind is really difficult to understand, and she has made so many preparations in order not to let Du He recognize her, but now Du He does not recognize her, but she feels unhappy, thinking that Du He did not take her to heart, and even she can't recognize her. Therefore, this body has changed, and it has become the appearance of Changle again, and he plans to take care of Duhe.
Unexpectedly, Du He actually regarded her as a long musician, hugged her in his arms, and was wanton and light. At that time, she wanted to die. Although this body and mind belong, after all, she is an ancient, not a modern woman, and has a strong reserve, not to mention that in her heart, Du He completely regards her as Changle.
This girl is narrow-minded, how can she endure it?
This is not over, Du He's sentence "This is the taste of my snow goose baby", but it made her understand that Du He had already recognized her, thinking of the exciting teasing, her mood began to change again, and she felt that Du He was bullying her, and she was resentful.
Seeing that she didn't answer, Du He hung up the oil bottle with his little mouth up, hugged her in his arms again, ignored her struggles, and whispered: "Because of this sudden war, our marriage has been delayed for so long. Now that he has returned triumphantly, should this matter also be closed? ”
Li Xueyan was full of dissatisfaction, and immediately disappeared without a trace when she heard this, a trace of shame flashed in her eyes, she was embarrassed, and lowered her head, "You have to ask my father about this, how can I sit on the throne?" ”
Du He laughed: "Okay, Ming, I'll let the matchmaker come to the door to ask for a kiss!" ”
Li Xueyan was not talking, and her heart was filled with happiness.
Coaxed Li Xueyan to be happy, Du He once again asked about the disguise technique. Li Xueyan glanced at him with disgust, and said it one by one, but when he said the name Li Yifeng, he said it was Li Feng.
It turned out that when she saw Shi Yuhua's terrifying monster-like face for the first time, her heart was beating with fright. And when Shi Yuhua called Li Yifeng, he was angry, in one sentence, more than 20 words, he was in a hurry and fast. In addition, he is from Sichuan, and he has an ugly Sichuan accent, what Li Yifeng said is no different from Li Feng.
Li Xueyan was just worried about her own safety, and she didn't pay attention to their words, so she listened poorly and missed a "Yi".
Du He didn't know about Li Yifeng, and he didn't care about it at the moment, but when he heard Shi Yuhua's evil story, his heart moved, and he remembered what happened on the way to the army.
It was in Yongxian County, where a large local winner was holding a funeral, and a woman who was not yet 30 years old died. According to passers-by, the woman was a famous local beauty, and she was recognized as the first beauty in the place.
This was a family matter, and Du He was not interested in inquiring, but there was another strange thing that he heard so strangely that he wrote it down.
The day before the woman threw herself into the well, the woman's husband had the woman knocked unconscious in the ruined temple tied to the mountain, and it was not until the next day that the woodcutter who had gone up the mountain to cut wood was saved. But when the woman's husband was spending the night on the mountain, everyone in Yingfu saw the woman's husband appear in Yingfu drunk, and he couldn't even recognize the road.
Du He also felt strange, but he couldn't figure out the key.
Now that I heard Li Xueyan say this, I remembered this incident, the cause and effect, and I thought clearly.
It is impossible for a woman to seek death for no reason, and her husband cannot be tied up in a broken temple for no reason, let alone have a doppelganger. Ten ** is that Shi Yuhua first restrained the woman's husband, and then used his disguise technique to disguise the woman's husband, pretending to be drunk, and then ...... The woman found that the person who slept next to her last night was not her pillow person, and under the guidance of feudal thoughts, she couldn't think about it for a while, and committed suicide by throwing herself into a well.
Thinking of this, his eyes couldn't help but reveal a strong murderous intent.
In the ancient underground, even in a peaceful and prosperous era, it was impossible to avoid some poor people and some people who could not rely on their lives. Therefore, as long as it is not excessive, Du He will try his best to treat some things with a lenient attitude. But for the silver destroyer, there is a strong hatred. In his opinion, these people are no different from animals. They have strength and strength, but they do things like animals. So once he meets them, whether ancient or modern, he will pay a terrible price. The light is death, and the heavy is a broken leg, divided by the palace punishment, and then hung in front of the public to show the public. For such brutes, they will not be given any chance to reform at all, and such people do not need to be reformed.
Du He killed for the first time in the later life, and he killed a strong annihilator with the intention of annihilation.
Therefore, thinking of what Shi Yuhua did, he couldn't help the murderous intent hidden in his heart.
But then I remembered that Shi Yuhua's conversation with "Li Feng" also had a little good impression of the unknown "Li Feng", and he didn't know the details, but it can also be imagined that "Li Feng" must have used some means to ruin Shi Yuhua's appearance, making one of his faces pitted and ugly.
Although I don't know why "Li Feng" didn't kill Shi Yuhua, Shi Yuhua will never want to use disguise to harm people in his life. No matter how good his disguise skills are, it is impossible to use them on a potted face. It's like even the world's best beautician can't dress up a dinosaur-like sister like a swan.
Li Xueyan saw Du He's abnormal expression, and also stopped, looking at him strangely.
Du He smiled, and didn't want Li Xueyan to listen to some sinister things, so let her continue.
After Li Xueyan continued to tell the matter, she said: "That Xiaohong was a birthday gift from my father three years ago, and she has been with me for three years. Let the ugly silver thief ride away, my heart ached for a while, and I didn't expect it to come back on its own in a few days. I also brought back such a fun thing. ”
Du He groaned slightly, and had already figured out all the causes and consequences.
The little red in Li Xueyan's mouth, he knows it!
It is a first-class Mongolian horse, the Mongolian horse has a thick body, solid limbs, hard work, not afraid of cold, can adapt to the very extensive feeding management, strong vitality, can survive in difficult and harsh conditions, and has a strong adaptability, resistance to rough feeding, easy to gain weight, strong staying power and long life and other excellent special surnames. This type of horse is the best at long distances, and it is with this horse that the Mongols have historically conquered half the world.
Shi Yuhua got this magic horse by chance, so naturally he would not let it go easily, and used it as his own mount to avoid the pursuit of "Li Feng", and some of the utensils on his body were also placed on the horse's back. Maybe he was caught up by "Li Feng", or maybe he encountered another danger.
Shi Yuhua left Xiaohong, and he didn't have time to pick up the utensils on the horse's back, nor did he have time to tie Xiaohong up.
The old horse knows the way, although Xiaohong can't be like those psychic horses, but there is also a surname of Xi who recognizes the master. In the face of Shi Yuhua's control, it couldn't help but be obedient. If he leaves control, he will naturally return to his home where he has lived for three years, and Shi Yuhua's disguise cheats and some materials will be cheaper than Li Xueyan.
Du He himself doesn't know this specific situation, but it should be ** not far from ten, and he also secretly laughed at Li Xueyan's good life!
He had the intention to test Li Xueyan's technique, and said: "I have seen magic in your own face, but I don't know if it can work on other people's faces!" When he said this, his face was skeptical, and his tone was full of distrust of Li Xueyan's skills.
Li Xueyan was like a mouse that was stepped on to find her tail, and jumped up all of a sudden, "What's not going to work, you come with me, I'll do it for you!" It's not that she doesn't know what Du He said, and the intention of agitation dominates, but she can't tolerate Ai Lang looking down on herself like this.
With a tense face, she pulled Du He without saying a word, and walked into her boudoir.
This woman's boudoir is different from the man's, pink gums, pink bedding, pink furniture, everywhere is mainly pink, the arrangement is exquisite and chic, everywhere shows the other side of the girl's careful home, smell it with your nose, and the nasal cavity is full of a faint fragrance of narcissus. The only flaw is a screen in the northwest corner, which is not very well placed in the air, destroying the overall layout.
Li Xueyan's face was also slightly red, this was the first time she had taken a man into her boudoir, although she was a recognized husband, she was inevitably a little apprehensive in her heart. However, as soon as he remembered Du He's distrustful expression before, he was unhappy, but he couldn't care so much, and pulled him towards the screen.
Going around the screen was a small table, on which were all sorts of small medicine bottles. In the upper right corner, there is an ancient book, which has been yellowed, not bound with paper, but made of arrowroot cloth, and I don't know how many years it is.
Only then did Du He understand the purpose of this inappropriate screen.
"You wait first, I'll do it for you!" Li Xueyan said proudly: "That's right...... You haven't told me who you want to disguise yourself as? ”
"Let's be Rotong!" Duho casually called out his name. This Luo Tong is more handsome, and it should be the most difficult.
"Okay!" Li Xueyan responded in one breath, turned around, and when she turned her back to Du He, there was a deceitful smile in the depths of her eyes, of course, Du He couldn't detect this.
"That's the disguise cheats?" Du He reached out and took the cheatbook.
Li Xueyan didn't know the preciousness of this cheat, let alone Du He, and she didn't stop it, but she was busy on the side, her eyes revealing excitement.
Du He flipped through the cheats of disguise and found that this disguise technique was very different from what they knew, and it was not made of a leather mask. Instead, pearl powder, coral powder, mutton fat, resin, and 19 other rare things are mixed with water like flour, and all the ingredients are mixed together to make a skin as thin as a cicada's wings. Then use various materials to draw on the skin the appearance of the person who needs to be disguised and paste it on the person's face.
The color of the epidermis is the same as the color of the skin, which is attached to the face like real skin, as long as the corners are slightly camouflaged, it cannot be seen at the edges, and the epidermis can withstand high temperatures and cold washing. Once the epidermis is attached to the face, even the owner will not be able to easily remove it unless it is cleaned with a special potion.
"It's a god, and I don't know how it really is!" He muttered as he flipped it, and at the end of the flip was no longer an introduction to the disguise technique, but a clever voice changing technique, which allowed people to change their voice as they wished.
Du He's eyes lit up and he smiled slightly, this disguise technique could not arouse his interest, but this voice changing technique was a good thing, and it was worth learning. Seeing that Li Xueyan was still busy alone, she had nothing to do, and she also practiced according to the methods in the book.
As the voice kept changing, the interest was getting higher and higher, and before I knew it, an hour passed in a flash.
For this voice change technique, Du He has been able to master the fur, and slowly can say the voices of several familiar people such as Fang Yiai, Luo Tong, Du Ruhui, and Du Wei. As for Changle's voice, he has also tried, but it is a little different, the pronunciation of female voices and boys is essentially different, and Du He can't control it freely.
Just when Du He was immersed in the practice of this voice change technique, he suddenly heard a loud laugh from beside him, "It's done!" ”
Li Xueyan seems to have finished her masterpiece and is stroking her palms and laughing.
Du He put down the cheats and said with a smile: "Let me see!" ”
"Sit down obediently, I can't see it now, I need to stick it on my face to show the effect." Li Xueyan pressed Du He on the stool with a strange smile.
Du He looked at Li Xueyan's smiling face, and felt a little unsteady in his heart, and was uneasy: "You won't do anything to make a fool of yourself, right?" "In terms of eccentricity, although Li Xueyan is not as powerful as Princess Gaoyang, she is also a grandmaster-level figure.
Li Xueyan said: "There is no one else here, and your kung fu is better than mine, what can I do?" What's the blame? ”
Although Du He was a little uneasy, he also wanted to try the wonder of this disguise technique himself, so he sat down honestly and obeyed her command!
"Heads up...... Eyes closed...... Yes, yes, don't move...... That's ......"
Du He raised his face and let Li Xueyan do whatever he wanted on his face, his eyes were closed and he couldn't see, but he felt a cool thin thing sticking to his face. Then a pair of tender little hands, caressing his face, were doing something.
From the skin-to-skin contact, although Du He wore a mask, he still felt the warmth from Li Xueyan's small hands.
Gradually, his hand stopped, and his face shook incessantly, and he couldn't help but sneer and laugh.
After this laugh, I couldn't hold back anymore, and I laughed out loud as if I had a convulsion.
Hearing this laughter, Du He knew that something was wrong, hurriedly opened his eyes, ignored Li Xueyan, who was already laughing, took the bronze mirror on the table, and looked at the mirror.
"Oh my god!"
This photo almost didn't scare Du He down, and where the bronze mirror appeared was the handsome and handsome Luo Tong, but the more terrifying Cheng Biting Jin's youngest daughter - Cheng Jade, who was even more terrifying than Sister Furong.
The round face, the fat hot face, the small eyes that can't be opened, and the black "beauty mole" at the corner of the mouth all indicate the identity of the person reflected in the bronze mirror.
Du He hurriedly scraped the corners of his face with his hands, trying to take this terrifying figure away from his face, but no matter how he grabbed it, he couldn't grab the layer of epidermis that stuck to his face, and he remembered what the cheats said, and hurriedly looked for the potion on the table, and suddenly found that Li Xueyan's hand inadvertently shrank back, and there seemed to be something hidden in his hand.
Li Xueyan was startled, and hurriedly stretched out her hands to cover it.
Duho's fingers flicked over the numb tendons of her elbow. Li Xueyan instinctively let go of her hand, and the small bottle hidden in her hand fell to the ground.
Du He stretched out his hand to take it, used the potion in the bottle to melt the glue on the back of the epidermis on his face, tore it off inch by inch, threw away the mask casually, and said angrily: "Look at what you have done!" ”
Li Xueyan looked smug, "Who told you to look down on me, Luo Tong's appearance is too unchallenging, or turning you into Cheng Jade is more able to prove my skills." ”
(To be continued)