Chapter 164: When you grow up, you want as much as you want
The benevolent Leshan, the wise Leshui, the Buddhists say that what people see is nothing but the vanity caused by the ripples in the heart, and the Ming people also like to say when they quarrel, you don't spend the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain.
Even if a person with a silver mind reads the Book of Changes, he will feel strange in his heart when he reads that yin and yang are intertwined, and then he will be stunned to look at a stick representing yang at the top of the hexagram and a slit between the two pieces representing yin below.
But, after all, it was too abrupt when Zheng Chengguan said this, so as not to make people ambiguous, the two ladies suddenly had crimson cheeks, and Ah Song was even more secretly angry, this highness was so rude.
Seeing the faces of the two, the good official couldn't help but raise his eyebrows, and secretly felt obedient in his heart, hey! I mean it well...... It's really my heart to the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch.
However, Cha Cha's eyes that were tightly clenched by him immediately lit up, because of her extreme disgust with monkeys, she forgot for a while that she was still being dragged by the young man next to her, and couldn't help but say: "Is this opening the door to steal, closing the door and beating the dog?" ”
Hearing her say this, the good official immediately laughed, and finally there was a smart one, so he smiled and said to her: "Which monk are you learning Sinology from, these two words sound a little reasonable when stacked together, but opening the door and stealing is the meaning of luring the wolf into the room, it is not appropriate, it is better to call the urn to catch the turtle, but in order to lure the old turtle into the urn, you must always put a bait......"
At this time, the junior second Asai Chu couldn't help but say: "You are talking nonsense, the eldest sister's sinology is learned from Sen no Rikyu-sama, how can it be wrong." She hurriedly jumped out, it was really because she was ignored by this killer Maocai, but it was the third sister Xiaodu, who was still young, although she was curious, she just grabbed the second sister's hand tightly in her wide sleeve robe, and then raised her little face to look at this good-looking big brother.
When the obedient official heard this, he raised his eyebrows slightly, and said proudly: "Can Sen no Rikyu compare with me?" ”
This sentence is really flamboyant and wild, and the kind of people in the Celestial Empire who look at barbarians and people in the city who look at the faces of people in the countryside are undoubtedly exposed, and the partial life of Asai Chu was frightened by him, and he was stunned for a moment.
In ancient times, many undesirable literati ran to Fanbang barbarians to mix up the famous, such as Zhang Yuan, the Han minister at the time of the founding of the Western Xia, tried and failed, and ran to Qingtang and Li Yuanhao fooled around, and actually founded the country to become a generation of famous ministers, in short, for more than 2,000 years, China is the representative of advanced productive forces in the whole Asia, Fanbang vassal countries come to the Hajj, often ask for some talents, all dynasties are like this, Fanbang barbarians are all rising because of this, Chinese characters are the blueprint for the creation of words in various countries.
So when he boasted, Ah Chu suddenly had nothing to say, his face immediately floated a thin halo, his tender lips pursed tightly, and he was ashamed and angry in his heart.
But Cha Cha saw that his sister had suffered a loss, so he couldn't help but glare at him, and after eating Cha Cha's white eyes, the good official suddenly laughed, and then turned his head and said to Ah Chu: "Okay, don't be angry, I'm your brother-in-law!" Family. ”
He was not ashamed, but Ah Chu was even more angry in his heart, and turned his head to ignore him, the third sister Xiaodu looked up at the second sister, and said in a coquettish voice: "Second sister, is he really the husband of the eldest sister?" ”
It's really a child's talk! The good official's ears were sharp, and when he heard it, he smiled and said to the ten-year-old governor, "Of course, come, call and listen, I have delicious food here!" As he spoke, he barely had to signal, and Bao Yiman, who was hugging him tightly behind him, took out a candied fruit box from his bosom, opened it and saw all kinds of candied fruits inside.
Daming specialty Western sugar makes every meal of the European royal family sugar-free, successfully spread tooth decay to Europe, the charm can be seen, the original obedient official sent Chiyo a small box of blue and white porcelain plate preserves, immediately won the heart, this time it is the old routine, but, a philosopher said, to deal with women, the old way is always a good way, this box is the Ming Dynasty domestic lacquerware, the box is polished to the light can be seen, the surface of the lid is an oblique apricot blossom, just look at this box, in Fusang is worth at least ninety-nine dollars.
At this time, the famous tea ceremony 99 eggplant is famous for its value of 99 yuan at the time of purchase, and is known as the best in the world.
And women and children for small food, almost no ability to resist, Xiao Du has both women and children, collectively known as girls, it is the most greedy time, in fact, there are children in Daming who were deceived by a string of sugar gourds, it is not surprising, plus the box is beautiful at first, after opening the lid, a sour and sweet fragrance wafted out, naturally, so that the mouth was born Ganjin.
Xiao Du's bright big eyes blinked, and he couldn't help but swallow his saliva, stretching out his fingers and holding it in his mouth, but, after all, he was educated as a lady, and he obviously wanted to die in his heart, but he looked at the eldest sister Cha Cha with his eyes.
And Ah Shi and Mrs. Song, who understood their misunderstanding, have not been silent, and when they saw it at this time, they immediately laughed, these two are strange women who have left a big name in history, and they are not like Xiaodu or children, whether it is mind or body, they are ripe peach-like, and naturally they will not change color because of a box of candied fruits. However, if you have affection and I have intentions, love and love, send a plate of this in private, to ensure that it has the same effect, this is the reason why many boys are rejected in public, you think it is romantic, but you don't know that this has to coax those ignorant little girls, in the eyes of psychologically mature and rational women, it is simply naïve.
And Cha Cha struggled and couldn't get rid of the good official's hand, so he glared at Xiao Du fiercely, which meant that he was not allowed to take it.
However, the good official is just like his name, there has always been a way for children, reach out and take it, probe the waist and stuff it into the arms of the little governor, it is very forced to surname, the little governor held the candied fruit box, touched it on the hand and smooth, the sweet and sour taste floated into the nose, she couldn't help but open her little nose a few times, and then looked at the eldest sister very innocently, the meaning is clear, I didn't mean to take it, but I held it tightly in my hand and refused to let go, and the tea and tea were so angry that my face turned white, and I couldn't help but snort, and turned my face away.
Seeing the eldest sister turn her head, the little governor carefully closed the half-hidden lid of the box, and then looked at the apricot blossom pattern on the lid of the box, reached out to touch it, but it was extremely smooth, and I didn't understand why this flower was inside, the little face was full of smiles, and the fleshy little hand tightly grasped the candied fruit box, and threw the eldest sister out of the clouds in his heart, so he thought about going back to the room for a while to eat secretly and slowly.
At this time, Ah Chu stared at him, and the obedient official naturally understood what kind of psychology this was, which was like a smoker who threw a cigarette and missed a person, which was a very offensive thing, smiled, and called out his personal slave girl, Bao Yiman immediately took out another box, this box is even more beautiful, it is a round copper cloisonné enamel box, which is the most popular in the Ming Jingtai period, the top is a blessing word, surrounded by bat patterns, the background color of peacock blue and the various patterns on the top of the color do not rush, but complement each other, It's dazzling to look at.
This is caused by people's curiosity, just like the saying [monks from afar will chant scriptures], like this kind of psychology like foreign goods, in fact, because of this, Fusang learned cloisonné and seized the global market, which has to wait until four or five hundred years later, in the name of investigation, let the generous Chinese people generously teach the cloisonne technology to the Fusang people, as a result, the Fusang people quickly mastered the technology, and used the strong financial advantage to defeat the teacher to a mess.
And at this time, the Fuso people will not be able to do it at all, as for the imitation of cloisonne and finally imitate the Qibao burning, it will take more than 20 years, so at this time, the Fuso people look at the cloisonne is this thing should only be in the sky, suddenly, it attracted the attention of Asai Chu, even including Ah Shi and Mrs. Matsu, looking at this box, it is inevitable that his eyes are hot, Ah Shi is no stranger to this, when Oda Nobunaga went to Luo and dominated Gyeonggi, the Ming merchants of Youjie Town presented two cloisonne to Nobunaga, a plate full of longevity, A silk floral horseshoe bottle was loved by Nobunaga like a treasure.
Therefore, Ah Chu was immediately attracted to the eye, and he really couldn't put it down when he held it in his hand, and when he opened it gently, it was divided into several grids, and the candied fruits in each grid were different.
This cloisonné box is so beautiful, even the tea and tea who don't go over the head have been attracted to attention, and after looking at it a few times, I feel more and more beautiful and charming, and my body is almost leaning on the good official and looking at the cloisonné box in Ah Chu's hand with envy, I feel that such a beautiful thing I don't have, causing Cha Cha to forget her shame for a while, so she stared at the good official with beautiful eyes, and didn't speak, but the meaning is clear, why do the two of them have me?
The obedient official naturally wanted to arouse her competitiveness, smiled at the moment, and whispered: "What's mine is yours, yours is mine, we don't distinguish each other, our family has a lot of these things, and when the time comes, how many ...... do you want" Speaking of this, but it was very evil to think of a joke, saying that the little girl saw that the little boy had a small **, and when she went back, she asked her mother, why he had a small ** I didn't, but my mother told her, when you grow up, how much you want.
Although it was only the first time he saw the good official, Cha Cha saw him purse his lips and smile, and then his two eyebrows flew up obliquely, just like the appearance before he kissed him, he couldn't help but shrink back slightly, and then he felt shy, and his face flushed.
Seeing her shy appearance, the good official still couldn't help it, so he asked her in a low voice, "Don't you think we seem to know each other?" ”
Hearing these words in Cha Cha's ears, it was inevitably very light, and she immediately took a sip lightly, "Who seems to know you." ”
The two of them leaned their heads on their heads to talk, inevitably having a child's attitude, and Mrs. Matsu and Ah Shi looked at each other, and they both felt a little incredible, you know, Chacha has always been favored by Oda Nobunaga, saying that she looks like herself, which leads to Chacha's vision is extremely high. In fact, this is not unusual, as the folk saying goes, nephews are like uncles, and Chacha is not all like Nobunaga, but the eyes are like Nobunaga.
Nobunaga also has a nickname called a beautiful man, with a pair of long almond eyes like a woman, the ancients described women often have apricot eyes, but there are really few female surnames with apricot eyes, apricot eyes require eyes to be big, the corners of the eyes to be upturned, eyelashes to be long, the most important thing is that it should be black and white, black like white like snow, this is a qualified apricot eye.
Nobunaga's eyes are naturally not really charming like a woman, but a pair of eyes are black and white, and he looks at people with great brilliance, which is suddenly extremely conspicuous among the Fuso people who are generally single-eyelid, as if standing out from the crowd, Chacha's eyes are standard apricot eyes, which are really big and warped like a deer, and when you look at people, they are moist and moist, and they are really charming.
And Ah Shi's eyes are slender, it is another kind of phoenix eyes that conform to the aesthetics of the ancients, in fact, the most like Ah Shi is Xiao Du, Ah Chu is unreliable at both ends, and Cha Cha does not look alike, especially the eyes are too big, and there is a suspicion that there is a pair of eyes left on a face in the eyes of some people, but Zheng Otaku, who once looked at Gui Zhenghe's comics as H comics, has no ability to resist this kind of big eyes, and then the police flower who spent all his time chasing has such a pair of big eyes like a movie girl.
So when he saw Cha Cha, he was in a daze, and he couldn't help but tease Cha Cha.
"No déjà vu, how can I be your husband!" The obedient official is cheeky, the so-called good cabbage has made the pig arch, but he doesn't know where in the world there is cabbage sent to the pig's mouth next to the truth, next to the pig's mouth there is only dregs and swill, and those who want face can only eat bran and drink swill, and those who are thick-skinned can arch the little cabbage.
Cha Cha's face was flushed, like the color of white jade, one hand was tightly held by him, and he was so close to his side, he only felt that his body was strange, and the hot feeling was extremely weird and uncomfortable, so he couldn't help but reach out to push him, and once again asked in a very ladylike way: "Please don't do this." ”
When a good official hears this word, it's called a scratching of his head! I couldn't help but say, "Change your tone in the future!" I don't mind if you use the word a little more aggressively and decisively. "I'll add in my heart that it's better than killing butterflies all day long.
Cha Cha's apricot eyes suddenly widened, her eyes widened to look at him, and she couldn't help but burst out laughing. At this time, Ah Chu's joy when he got the cloisonné candied fruit box faded, and when he saw the two of them, he was very surprised, why is the heroine always the eldest sister instead of me, and coughed loudly twice at the moment.
Chacha heard her sister coughing, and suddenly woke up and was shocked, and at the corner of her eye, she saw that her mother and Mrs. Matsu were looking at her in surprise, and her face immediately turned red, and she couldn't help but struggle a few times again, but she didn't want to, this time she broke free with a slight struggle, but it made her stunned, but then she turned slowly, and immediately sat down in a proper manner, posing as a princess of the Oda family.
At this time, although Nobunaga died, the Oda family was still the nominal master of one-third of Fuso, and the governor of the Oda family was Nobunaga's grandson, the third master, although the monkey took the hand of the three masters to the first seat in the inheritance ceremony of the family governor. So Cha Cha is still Nobunaga's favorite princess of the Oda family, and later the monkey is planning to marry Cha Cha, one is coveted for beauty, and the other is indeed out of political needs.
The obedient official let go to save her some face, anyway, the goal has been achieved, there is no need to leave a hungry face, presumably Ah Shi also understands that now this matter has to be done, and if it doesn't work, it has to be done.
At this time, seeing that the atmosphere was about the same, the obedient official turned his head and said a few words to Bei Horui, and Behrey left as he said, and in a moment, he heard Zhong Li's big voice ringing outside, "Zhong Li, the deputy chief soldier of Zhejiang, ask to see Uncle Guo." He listened to the words of Furong since he was a child, and when there were many people, he had to put up and down relationships.
The obedient official looked at Ah Shi, and the princess nodded at the samurai at the door, and more than a dozen elite flags at the door walked outside and asked Zhongli to take off his shoes in Fusang dialect.
As mentioned earlier, Zhongli is tall and close to one meter nine, although these Shibata family elite flags are also carefully selected, but the qualified height in Fusang is unqualified in Daming, Zhongli has also secretly been instructed by the obedient official before, to sing and do fighting, let's take it as a little hibiscus, to sing a good show.
Singing, red face and white face are indispensable, Zhongli's height and martial arts are the choice of the moment, when he shook his arm, he immediately swept more than a dozen elite flags aside, fell down, fell down, all became a rolling gourd, and then strode in with a chest and the handle of the waist knife.
This is a force to drop ten, these elite flags with a height of only one meter six are the opponents of Zhongli who are almost one meter nine in height, if they draw a knife, one person to more than a dozen people, it is not yet known who will kill the deer, after all, the sword has no eyes, and there will be an accident if one is not careful, but the competition of physical strength is no matter what, this gap is almost the gap between an adult and a dozen children, if the child holds a knife, the adult may be afraid, but pounce with his bare hands, it is really a slap can overturn four or five.
Zhongli walked in with his boots on the hilt of the sword, and stepped on the floor of the room with a click, Fusang etiquette came from the Han and Tang dynasties, and the Fusang people also understood the word "sword shoe" in the temple, and immediately his face changed greatly, and suddenly dozens of samurai with knives rushed out from behind the paper door, but fortunately, the princess of the city shouted quickly, so he stopped these samurai.
The obedient official saw his brother striding in, and then he was embarrassed, "Madame, don't blame, now Daming is the ...... of this rule" At this time, Mrs. Song couldn't help but sarcastically mock him, "Could it be that the Ming Kingdom has changed its customs by Mengyuan Tartar now." ”
Fusang boasted of his self-proclaimed [well-dressed Tang system, Lile Han monarch and minister], his attitude towards the Ming Dynasty was very ambiguous, on the one hand, he was envious, on the other hand, he secretly despised it, in short, the moon must be more garden of the Ming Dynasty, but the Ming Kingdom was too extravagant, just like the court minister, it was the object of decay and need to be saved, and he had to spit on two sentences in his mouth, but he really gave him a court official position such as Da Nayan or something, and kept his fart and ran over, as for what he said before, it was just a fart.
smiled, and the obedient official said: "Mrs. Song doesn't understand, "I Ching" cloud [profit and loss, go with the times], this is the truth of change, of course, Mrs. Song doesn't know what is called change, but your Maeda-sama understands, the monkey is powerful, he goes to hug the monkey's thigh, this is called change. ”
Ah Song's pretty face suddenly turned pale with anger, and he couldn't help but sarcastically say loudly: "If you are really a national figure, your demeanor is really not ordinary, the upper and lower skins, how reasonable it is." ”
The obedient official looked at her with strange eyes, it is normal for Fusang people to say the common sayings of the Ming Dynasty, just like the words of the Fusang people hanging next to their mouths [Ming has a proverb], the frequency of use of this sentence is about the same as that of the later generations, regardless of the old and young masters, they all know what it means, so Mrs. Song used the common saying of the Ming Dynasty to stab the obedient official.
After hesitating for a moment, the obedient official still said that sentence, and he said slowly: "Actually, there is another sentence after this sentence, I don't know if Mrs. Song knows it!" ”
As soon as he said this, Ah Song suddenly opened his mouth and stammered, and then, a layer of redness quickly began to spread from his cheeks, and in a flash, it spread to his neck and even his chest, his whole face was red and dripping with blood, his nose was distended, countless small beads of sweat appeared on both sides of his nose, and his full chest rose and fell sharply, and then, the slender fingers on his legs were tightly pinched.
Fusang people learn Ming customs, most of them through the Ming Dynasty developed printing business, starting from the Zhengde Dynasty, all kinds of opera singing continue to flow to Fusang, Fusang people's understanding of the Ming Dynasty can be said to be extremely detailed, but it is a little exaggerated, just like the later generations from the Hollywood movies to learn about the Citigroup.
And this sentence comes from Daming's lyrics and songs, this kind of similar after-break language is scattered and various lyrics and songs, the earliest version of Journey to the West, even Elder Tang and Sun Wukong speak in this tone: Apprentice, you don't know, how. Master, you don't know how. This is a sentence like Madame Song's remark.
There is indeed another sentence at the bottom of Mrs. Song's sentence, which is called a woman's upper and lower mouths, how can it be reasonable. This kind of market language was written into the lyrics and songs, and it was extremely common in the middle and late Ming Dynasty, when the citizen class was raised. However, when these words were said by a woman of Mrs. Song's status on this occasion, she immediately seemed very humiliated, as if she had slapped her with a big mouth, how could she not be both embarrassed and ashamed.
That's because she's matured and sensible and has experienced a lot of things, and if she changes to a little girl, she might have to run out and jump off the castle tower.
Looking at her appearance, the obedient official smiled, this is the means of not spitting out a dirty word but scolding others, he said slowly: "Actually, what Mrs. Song said also makes sense, we have a saying in the Ming Dynasty that a gentleman does something and does not do something, and the right change is just the opposite, as for whether it is right to do something or not to do it or right to change it, it depends on who says it, if I say this sentence, it is two pieces of skin in the mouth, if it is Mrs. Song, it is ......"
He slapped Maeda Song on the cheek again, Ah Song only felt a tightness in his chest, almost spit out a mouthful of blood, and gritted his silver teeth, but he endured this shame stubbornly, who told her to open that head by herself!
The meaning of the obedient official is that history is written by the strong, and now I am the strongest, I can say whatever I want, because the two of them are a man and a woman, and they suddenly change their taste, and they are full of silver and obscenity.
Seeing Mrs. Song's expression, the obedient official raised her eyebrows, and planned to let her go, introduce Zhongli and said: "Two ladies, let me introduce you, this is from the three general generals who were invited by King Fusang, Zhongli Zhong Wuying. ”
Zhongli pressed the knife on his waist, and stood proudly with a pair of shoes on the floor.
(To be continued)