Chapter 504: The Monarch and the Master and Apprentice

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"Lord Tang, do you believe that there are any immortals in this world?" Huang Jin asked mysteriously.

Tang Yi was stunned for a moment, and said lightly: "Who can say this kind of thing accurately, respect ghosts and gods and stay away." ”

"It stands to reason that our family doesn't believe in ghosts and gods, but this time our family has to believe it." Huang Jin sighed: "Last year, Yang Shun, the governor of Xuanda, wrote a book, saying that when he was inspecting and ruled, he found a Taoist temple, and there was a Taoist surnamed Wang in the Taoist temple, this person was strong in magic, and he wanted to recommend him to enter Beijing and serve His Majesty. But Wang Laodao was unwilling in every way. Yang Shun begged again and again, Wang Laodao confided the truth, saying that in his temple, he had the aura of heaven and earth, and there was a spiritual spring, which could gush out clear and sweet divine water, prolong life, drink every day, and his body was as light as a swallow, and he could fly to the heavenly realm for a long time, and he was only three years away from enlightenment, so he was unwilling to leave. ”

Yang Shun!

When Tang Yi heard this name, he frowned, he gave Shen Meijun to Old Yang Bo back then, just hoping that Yang Bo would make a move and kill Yang Shun. It's a pity that Yang Boding went home worriedly, and the matter was put on hold, and after a few years, he didn't hear the news of Shen Lian's murder, but Yang Shun was still the governor of Xuanda.

This guy has the same virtue as Qiu Luan back then, he can't fight a war, but he is first-class, what kind of bullshit Taoist, bullshit Shenquan, Tang Yi doesn't believe it at all.

"Gonggong Huang, if he says this, His Majesty will believe it?"

"Of course I don't believe it." Huang Jin smiled: "Your Majesty is wise and wise, how can you easily believe it?" However, His Majesty sent our family to the Taoist temple and saw it with his own eyes. ”

"What do you see?" Tang Yi asked.

Huang Jin pondered for a moment and stood up suddenly. Dancing hand and foot, he said: "In the back mountain of the royal road, there is a mountain cliff, which is no more than three zhang high and five battles wide, don't look at the place. But it's magical. Wang Daochang took the sword and burned three incense sticks, and water flowed out from the stone wall, not long or short, and after exactly a quarter of an hour, the divine water disappeared. Wang Daochang took a cup for our family with a bamboo tube, the water was cool and sweet, and he drank it to his stomach, and after half an hour. There is a stream of heat swimming in the dantian, and the whole body is light and fluttering, so comfortable. The sweaty pores are all open. ”

Huang Jin looked intoxicated and said: "At that time, our family begged Wang Daochang to take some to offer to the emperor, and Wang Daochang said that the divine spring is not casual, and it must be fasted and bathed. Cast a spell and invoke. The next day, he took our family with him again. After the sword practice, sure enough, the spring water flowed out, and our family installed two jars and sent them to His Majesty, and after His Majesty drank it, he was also amazed. ”

Approached. Huang Jin said in a low voice: "Lord Tang, let me tell you, that night, Your Majesty recruited two palace maids to serve, and it was really a dead wood in spring." Invincible! Later, His Majesty also said that all of us are disabled and cannot appreciate the wonderful use of the Divine Spring......"

Tang Yi blinked, if he only had ninety-nine percent suspicions just now, now he is ten thousand percent sure, what kind of bullshit is Shenshui, there is definitely a problem.

The Ming Dynasty did not have so many instruments to test the efficacy of the medicine, and it all relied on self-feeling, but the patient's feeling was the most unreliable.

For example, Li Shizhen complained to Tang Yi that many people worship as gods as divine doctors, there is only one prescription, which can only treat headache and brain fever, and as a result, headache and brain fever is the most common disease among the people. But when you really have an incurable disease, you will probably have to pay for your life if you seek help from these miracle doctors.

This phenomenon is still common in some medically backward countries in later generations.

Having said that, many alchemists will add some dry and hot nourishing medicines to the elixir in order to achieve the purpose of improving their abilities.

It's just that the medicine is poisonous, and if you eat too much, it won't work, for example, a few years ago, Tang Yi came up with a recipe for Baihua Fairy Wine in order to save Zhang Jing, when Jiajing first took it, the effect was remarkable, but after two or three years, it didn't work.

Obviously, this so-called divine water is all the way. The same method is not uncommon, but why is it as smart as Jiajing and still keeps being fooled?

In a word, it is to pray for immortality to the point of being sick, and not to listen to the slightest suspicion.

Jiajing is bold and willing to be a guinea pig, Tang Yi spares his life, he won't drink messy things!

"Father-in-law Huang, please go back and tell Your Majesty, just say that I am grateful to Dade and thank God."

Huang Jin snorted, "Lord Tang, is there really something wrong with this thing?" ”

Tang Yi smiled faintly: "After so many years, what did those Taoist priests eat for His Majesty, haven't you counted it in your heart?" ”

"However, that divine spring was seen by our family, and it can't be faked!"

"The spring can't be real, but it may not be a divine spring, Huang Gonggong, listen to me, you want to live a few more years and touch these things less."

Huang Jin was entangled for a moment, and nodded vigorously: "It's done, Brother Tang, our family will go back to life, you are ready to prepare, and the emperor will summon him alone tomorrow." ”

sent Huang Jin away, turned back to the living room, picked up the jar, and wanted to pour it out, but after thinking about it, he called Tan Guang over again, and asked him to take a few brothers to open the pool in the yard, fished out a few live fish, and put them in two wooden barrels.

Tang Yi poured one of the jars of divine water, at first, there was no difference, but after a while, the fish poured into the divine water were obviously more active, you chased after me, and jumped out of the water from time to time. Tang Yi's heart was shocked, and sure enough, there was a problem, and he asked his subordinates to watch.

There was nothing to say all night, and when he got up early the next day, Tan Guang came to report, saying that the bucket where the divine water was put was put in the fish, and the other bucket looked good.

Looking at the two buckets of fish, Tang Yi secretly shook his head, and he really felt funny in his heart, the dignified Ninety-Five Honor, once the Son of Heaven, was deceived by such a low-level method!

It is said that if there is no desire, it is rigid, on the other hand, as long as there is a thought, the stronger it is, the easier it is to be calculated by the villain.

Tang Yi asked his subordinates to send the two buckets of fish to the garden and bury them deeply. After processing, he took a deep breath, swayed, and walked towards Xiyuan.

Jiajing retreated for a month, and the DPRK and China had major and minor affairs. There were a lot of piles, all of which needed to be dealt with urgently, and it took a long morning of busy work before he could be regarded as pouring out his efforts, and the eunuch announced the decree, and Tang Yi followed him into the West Garden. did not go directly to Yuxi Palace, but turned around and arrived at a place full of cigarette smoke.

Looking up, there were three big words: "Showa Hall." ”

Isn't this the place for those old people with bull noses, Tang Yi was stunned for a moment, walked in, and saw an old Taoist who was not good-looking, wearing a red gossip robe and holding a whisk in his hand. Rotate back and forth around a bronze stove.

Seeing Tang Yi come in, he stopped, tilted his face, and said with disdain: "Who is this?" ”

"Qi Immortal Master, he is Lord Tang Yi Tang, His Majesty wants to summon him."

This veteran frowned, walked around Tang Yi several times, and raised his fingers. pretended to be a posing and calculated for a long time. Shake your head like a rattle.

"If it doesn't work, this person came from the sea, with a bad spirit, collided with His Majesty, and affected his cultivation, who can afford this crime?"

"Immortal master. The emperor has made a will, so he can't resist the will and disrespect it, right? The little eunuch said boldly.

The old man was so angry that he raised his leg and gave him a kick.

"What do you know, Your Majesty's cultivation avenue can't tolerate a little influence. What difference can there be between seeing and not seeing? Your Excellency, you better go back! ”

Tang Yi's pupils shrank, although Jiajing favored the Taoist priest, whether it was Shao Yuanjie or Tao Zhongwen, the two heavenly masters were kind to others, only cultivated the Tao, and never interfered in political affairs.

This old man is so arrogant, he dares to obstruct himself from meeting Jiajing, it is really rampant! It seems that most of them are the Wang Daoist that Huang Jin said, Tang Yi was silent for a moment, and suddenly smiled: "This immortal chief, the lower official is just a layman, how much evil can he bring, with the immortal chief in charge, do you still need to worry?" You used earth-shattering means to help the lower officials resolve it, so that the lower officials could see the face of the sky, and the lower officials were grateful. ”

"Hehehe, this little mouth is quite good at talking! It's just that this casual spell casting, but if it is to damage the cultivation, the poor Dao will not do it easily. ”

Looking at his demeanor, to put it bluntly, it is one word: money!

Tang Yi held back his anger and smiled all over his face, "That's nature, that's nature, a little thought, not respect." ”

A silver ticket was quietly delivered to the hands of Daoist Wang.

100,000 taels, redeem the ticket at sight.

Daoist Wang's eyes narrowed into a slit, and he said in his heart that this kid is really rich, he is more generous than the six Jiuqing, and he will have to knock on the bamboo pole in the future!

He put away the silver ticket, held the dust whisk in his hand, turned back and forth beside Tang Yi, chanted words in his mouth, and finally took out a piece of yellow paper and burned it, the ceremony was finally over, and the little eunuch took Tang Yi to Yuxi Palace.

Along the way, Tang Yi's anger continued to rise, how did Daoist Wang fool Jiajing, Tang Yi didn't care, and even faintly hoped that it would be better for Jiajing to die early.

But if he dared to hit the idea on himself, Tang Yi couldn't bear it.

Your ghost tricks can fool others, but you can't fool me, what bullshit water, most of it is intermittent erupting spring water, let you pretend to be big with me, uncle will let you show up sooner or later!

Thinking secretly, when he arrived at Yuxi Palace, Tang Yi honestly knelt in front of the cloud bed, and after a long time, he suddenly felt his shoulders sinking, and a big thin hand pressed on his shoulder.

"Our master and apprentice haven't been seen for years."

In a word, Tang Yi's tears flowed down and he fell to the ground.

"Your Majesty, the minister didn't know the depth back then, and he worshipped his father as a teacher at will, which is really messing up, and he deserves death." Tang Yi's acting skills have not fallen at all in the past few years, kneeling on the ground, and his shoulders are moving.

Jiajing looked at him and suddenly sighed: "I really didn't expect that even you wouldn't dare to get close to me, you are alone, nothing more than this!" , and let me see you. ”

In his tone, it was difficult to hide Xiao Suo, Tang Yi didn't know why Jiajing was like this, but he still got up obediently, wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and said pitifully: "When there is no one, the disciple still calls you Master, is it okay?" ”

Jiajing was made fun of by him, and scolded angrily: "Okay, you little rabbit cub, is it a shame to be my apprentice?" As for making it look like a thief? ”

[It's about to be 515, I hope to continue to hit the 515 red envelope list, and the red envelope rain will be able to give back to readers and promotional works on May 15. A piece is also love, and it must be better! (To be continued.) )