Whether it is the official who handles the customs clearance paperwork or the shopkeeper he has met in the inn these days, he only smiled slightly after hearing the purpose of his trip, and did not hide the mockery in his eyes.

Because in their opinion, Feng Zhiyao's position as the number one in the world is unshakable, as if the culture of Qi is unsurpassable.

The people of Qi have an innate optimistic attitude and almost blind self-confidence. In their eyes, the Xia people are barbarians who are uneducated, and although the Tang people can be better than beards, they are also extremely limited, and they still belong to the ranks of uneducated. What kind of climate can such a group of frogs at the bottom of the well launch the so-called "No. 1 Dancing Girl of the Tang Dynasty"?

Just yesterday, when leaving the Xiangyun Inn where he lived, Tang An even heard the shopkeeper muttering in a disdainful whisper: "The mantis arm is a car, and you can't do it yourself." ”

I thought that the challenge group would cause an uproar, but it was like just a stone thrown into the sea, and it didn't make any waves at all. In this way, whether Feng Zhiyao will accept Liu Qingge's challenge is two words, let alone attract the attention of the royal family.

Tang An was indeed worried.

However, for the woman he loved, he didn't want to share his pressure with her, so he pretended to be relaxed and laughed: "What's the trouble? As long as your husband is here, any hardships and dangers are like tofu. Girlfriend, have you ever seen how someone else cuts tofu? ”

I've only seen you eat tofu!

Liu Tingge glanced at him angrily and said, "I haven't seen it." ”

"Alas, it's a pity that such a vivid metaphor can't be understood by you." Tang An's eyes rolled, and he smiled lewdly: "But there is a place on your body that is very similar to tofu, why don't I show you." ”

"Don't!" Liu Qingge blushed and hurriedly dodged, but saw the demon lord shouting "Ya Yan Butterfly" like a shadow, and the two of them made a mess in the carriage.

After laughing for a while, Lord Tang got his wish, and was not afraid of trouble to explain to his girlfriend what it means to eat... Oh, cut tofu. Just as he wanted to make further moves, he felt a jolt in the carriage, and he stopped abruptly.

Tang An, who was ruined by the good thing, angrily pulled the curtain of the car, twisted his brows and asked, "What's the matter?" ”

Li Dazhuang, who incarnated as a coachman, smiled honestly and said, "Lord Tang......"

"Shut up! Forgot what Lao Tzu told? ”

"Phew! Look at my mouth! Li Dazhuang slapped himself lightly, and said with a smile: "Big steward, there seems to be something wrong with the front face." ”

"Condition?"

Tang An's heart sudden, and when he looked up, by the small river not far in front of him, a group of young people who looked like students surrounded the two "dart masters" in the middle, pointing and pointing with an atmospheric face.

And those two dart masters are Ji Chen and Ma Shang.

"What's going on?"

Tang An got out of the carriage angrily, and his face was darker than Zhang Fei's. Tell these two idiots before you go to keep a low profile. Who knew that just a few days after arriving in Qi State, these two cowards would actually get into trouble again.

It's just a matter of causing trouble, and in the face of more than a dozen students' aggressive questioning, the two of them actually looked at each other, their faces full of confusion.

Hearing Tang An's angry shout, the students turned around one after another. Seeing Tang An approaching with more than a dozen burly men murderously, he still wanted to help the two troublesome dart masters.

A student who had difficulty leading his hair sneered: "Why, you obviously did something wrong, do you plan to beat someone without apologizing?" ”

Ji Chen and Ma Shangshu saw Tang An as if they had seen a savior, and stood behind Tang An like a left and right protector like a gust of wind, picking up their arms and sneering. That smug look, without half of the guilt of doing something wrong, is like a prelude to the underworld hooligans bullying the weak.

"Boy, big brother, I'm in a good mood today, so I won't blame you for the crime of confrontation, you can get as far as the ideal of acquaintance is for me, otherwise don't blame Lao Tzu for beating you!"

"Spank a fart!" Tang An slapped Ji Chen on the back of the head, who was still a fox and a fake tiger, and frowned and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

Ji Chen was beaten, and immediately quieted down like a quail, pouting with a look of grievance: "Big steward, we didn't do anything!" ”

"Didn't do it?" Tang An was greatly disdainful of Ji Chen's ability to lie, "You haven't done anything, and people can block you here?" ”

In line with the principle that more things are better than less, Tang An turned his head and arched his hand to more than a dozen students, and said with a smile: "A few little brothers are polite, and below is Tang Xiaoan, the chief steward of Tang Feixue Yue Lan Pavilion, and the famous 'Bangbang Tang' on the rivers and lakes is down." This time we came to Daqi because we admired the high art of Fengmen Master Feng Zhi Yaofeng and came to learn from each other. I don't know what offended these two brothers of mine that made a few of them angry? ”

More than a dozen young men were not intimidated by Tang An's name, but all looked disdainful: "The first in Datang? Challenge everyone Feng? Hahahaha! ”

When he laughed, everyone around him laughed together, as if he had heard the funniest joke in the world. The Tang soldiers of the challenge group were like frost and felt a great insult.

Damn, a bunch of turtle grandsons who take bean bags and don't use dry food, we Liu people are also what you can laugh at?

Before everyone could express their dissatisfaction, the student who spoke first sneered: "The frog looks at the sky in the well, and the sky is the sky, and the sky is not seen outside the sky!" ”

The dart masters, who didn't know a few big words, looked at each other, obviously not understanding the irony in this sentence.

Fuck, students are the most annoying.

They can't hear it, it doesn't mean that Tang An can't understand it either. He is kind and doesn't want to cause trouble, but these little white faces don't appreciate it at all. Just insulted himself, and even scolded Liu Tingge and Datang together.

Uncle can bear it, grandpa can't bear it!

Tang An no longer had a gentle smile at the calm people, but instead straightened his waist with a big grin, raised his arms and stared at the student who scolded first: "I look at the person in front of me, and say that the person is like a person, how do you know that the person is inferior?" ”

The man couldn't laugh anymore, and said with a blushing face, "What did you say?" ”

Tang An didn't bother to pay attention to him, turned his head to Ji Chen and Ma Shang and said, "You two tell me the truth, what kind of trouble did you cause?" ”

Ma Shangshu made a bitter face and said, "Big steward, I really don't know." Brother Ji asked me why there were stone statues of the old man all the way, and I said that I didn't know. He said that he must be an old fairy, and he walked in and touched him with immortal energy. The two of us ran all the way over and touched the head of a stone, and the group surrounded me for some reason, saying that I was blaspheming the sages. Big brother, what does blasphemy mean? ”

Tang An followed Ma Shang's point and saw the Mencius ancestor Shengde Xiang placed not far away.

Seeing this scene, he finally realized that Zou County is the hometown of Mencius, and the people here have an almost blind worship of Mencius, and they are also proud to be the disciples and grandchildren of Mencius. Seeing that the ancestor was humiliated, the people did not move, and the people were already considered benevolent and righteous.

Tang Anqi's first Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven: old immortals? Can these two cowards be a little more stupid? Fuck, the ancestor of Ma Shang is still from the Qi State, and he doesn't even know Mencius.

"Don't you two see what's written on it? This is the master of Mencius! ”

Ma Shangshu said with a bitter face: "Big brother, if I know words, I won't touch them!" ”

Ji Chen stared at him with wide eyes and asked curiously, "Who is Mengzi?" That's how I know the beard. ”

Hu, you girl!

Seeing that the ins and outs of the matter were explained clearly, the students thought that they had the upper hand, and the momentum was even more compelling. Seeing that everyone was responsible for the two of them, the student who spoke first waved his hand and stepped forward: "The student is Wang Tong of Yanzhou, and he can be regarded as half of Zou County. Just now, these two people are disrespectful to the first master, and no one touched the first master's forehead three times, how can this chief steward explain? ”

In the short fight just now, Wang Tong suddenly found that the so-called chief steward on the other side, who seemed to have no ink, was not as unlearned as he seemed on the surface. The fact that he can send his sarcasm back untouched between breaths shows that he is quite quick. If you can't defeat the enemy, you have no choice but to convince people with reason.

People have good words, Tang An can't speak ill of each other, and asked: "Then what do you mean, how to deal with it?" ”

Wang Tong snorted coldly and said: "Mencius, the first teacher, the people of my great Qi all admire the inheritance, with the virtue of the sea and all rivers to control the mountains and rivers, the court makes great efforts, the people enjoy peace, accumulate the prestige of praise from all over the world, and show the legacy of the Qin Emperor and the Han Dynasty." Such a saint, how can you be insulted by a Tang person? ”

"Good!" The students around them all applauded.

The king got applause, first smiled proudly, and then turned his face and pointed at Ji Chen and Ma Shang and said: "If this chief steward can't say anything, let these bold two kowtow to Yasheng thirty times to set an example!" ”

Ji Chen and Ma Shangshu live in the Western Regions all year round, when did they receive such bird energy? The two shouted: "Brothers, let go, Lao Tzu promises not to kill him!" ”

Tang An's two arms were stretched out, blocking the way of the two, and his face was expressionless.

The two of them are obviously unintentional, but these so-called talents are aggressive, obviously they have the intention of bullying everyone to be Tang people and want to show the national prestige of Qi State, to put it bluntly, it is nothing more than to give everyone a dismount.

If you just apologize, there's nothing wrong with that. However, if someone knocks thirty times in a row, he will inevitably deceive people too much.

"Steward Tang, what's wrong?"

During the stalemate between the two sides, a pleasant female voice was suddenly heard. Accompanied by spring butterflies, summer rain, autumn leaves, and winter snow, the snow-haired willow is like an ice and snow goddess.

The students, who were extremely arrogant just now, were all dumbfounded. The four golden flowers are already one of the women in a hundred, not to mention Liu Tingge, who is one of the twin gems of the Tang Dynasty - it is simply the best of the best!

The women who have been dancing for a long time have a kind of unearthly temperament that makes people ashamed of themselves. The students only felt that their hearts were pounding, and they were stunned for a while.

Doesn't it mean that the women of the Tang Dynasty are all yellow and thin, and there are always two red balls on their faces? What's going on with these fat and thin women in front of you?

Seeing Liu Tingge approaching, Tang An's anger calmed down a lot, and asked, "Tingge, what are you doing here?" ”

Liu Qinge smiled and glanced at the students: "I heard the noise outside in the carriage, and I thought I was in trouble." ”

"It's not a problem, it's just a misunderstanding." Tang An smiled softly.

Seeing that this steward wanted to make a big deal small in front of the beautiful master, Wang Tong on the other side stopped doing it, and pretended to be righteous and said: "What you said is light!" How can it be left at that? This girl came just in time, and the student saw that the girl should be a sensible person, so you gave a comment: these two people insulted the Yasheng Ancestor, and at the small point of view, it was an insult to the world's scholars, and at the big point, it was a blatant provocation of the great virtue. In the girl's opinion, how should this be handled? ”