Body Chapter 0756 Upside Down Kidnapping
Wang Mumu, out of etiquette, asked the gatekeeper at the door to inform Yan Taoping that the prince was visiting.
The gatekeeper said, there is no need to report, the little county lord of Wanyan has already said that as soon as the prince arrives, there is no need to report, just come in.
Wang Mumu and his entourage, one man and five women, walked directly to Wanyan Taoping.
From the entrance of the small courtyard to the swing frame, you have to cross a lawn road of twenty or thirty meters. Wang Mumu walked forward slowly, although his expression was indifferent, he was very excited in his heart. In any case, the little girl on the swing must be a traveler, just by virtue of the song, "The flowers are fragrant, the birds are singing." Spring is intoxicating. "There is no doubt about it.
Walking, walking, only ten meters from the swing frame. The flower fairy on the side quietly pulled Wang Mumu's sleeve and whispered: "Lord Wang, the hearts of people here are very complicated!" Unfriendly accounts for the majority! ”
The rose on the other side also whispered: "Lord Wang! There is danger! ”
Hu Sanniang and Hu Bei looked around, and saw that the fifty-eight Jurchen guards, who were originally mainly concentrated around Wanyan Taoping, had now quietly dispersed, forming an encirclement centered on Wang Mumu and the six people. The two of them never imagined that the marriage partner who wanted to marry Wang Mumu in every possible way would be unfavorable to Wang Mumu, so they hurriedly protected Wang Mumu from left to right and wanted to withdraw from this small courtyard.
Yihezi on the side, deep down in her heart, she didn't have a good impression of this girl, a little girl, and she also came to fight with our sisters for a husband? Still full of posture to ask our prince to come to the door in person? You are just the daughter of the chief of a tribe under the Liao State, what kind of stinky shang? You are far worse than Xiao Xian'er, the county lord of Liaoguo, Xiao Xian'er, this little wolf is now pretending to be docile with his tail between his legs, what kind of cow are you? I think I am the princess of the Japanese kingdom, or a saint, and I have successfully completed the performance task of the piano exercise, I don't dare to have the slightest disrespect for the prince, do you want to do it now? Do you want to rob? Do you want to kidnap? Do you want to force marriage? Do you want to grab the groom? Hum! I, Yi, and Zi, are both civil and military, and I am also loyal to the prince, so I will not allow you to have the slightest disrespect for the prince. So, thinking about it like this, Yi Hezi also raised her legs, but it was only ten meters away, she rushed forward, wanting to pull down Wanyan Taoping, who was still dangling on the swing, and then, hit her ten little butts!
Iwako sprinted, and just arrived at the swing, only to hear: "Click! Click! "Boom! "Quack"!
A cloud of dust flies, and Iwako falls into a trap in front of the swing. "Click! Click! "It's the sound of the lid breaking from the branches that cover the trap;" Boom! "It's the sound of Iva falling from a trap;" "Rattle" is the sound of a wooden stake in a trap where the pointed head of the stake rubs against Iwako's armor.
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Next to the small courtyard where Wanyan Taoping lived was the residence of the Liao State Mission. Today, the Liao people knew that Wang Mumu would come to visit the Jurchens and visit Yan Taoping. The heart is very unbalanced! I thought to myself, our Liao country is the upper country, our Xiao Xian'er is the real county lord, and our county lord is both talented and beautiful. You're a five-year-old girl with Yan Taoping, what kind of mess are you here to make? Besides, you're still a barbarian! You're just a second county lord of another county! What are you playing? However, what was surprising was that we posted it hotly, and Wang Mumu was reluctant; And this little Jurchen girl said that Wang Mumu would take the initiative to find her, and now, sure enough, Wang Mumu took the initiative to visit! Xiao Xian'er, Xiao Xiamo, and Li Xiaolu, who were watching the excitement in the small building next door, couldn't understand it. The more I can't understand it, the more I want to understand it. They stared intently. Xiao Xian'er has experience in marching and arranging formations, looking at it, her brows furrowed, and she said nervously: "Everyone! Note! It seems that the Jurchens have bad intentions! They want to capture Wang Mumu! Or maybe they want to hurt Wang Mumu! You see, dozens of Jurchens quietly surrounded Wang Mumu and the other six people. Oops! That piano Iwako rushed up! Ah! Not good! That princess of the Japanese kingdom fell into a trap! There are stakes in the trap, and now it's bigger! The Jurchens and the Wa people are going to make a feud! It's time to trigger a naval battle in the East China Sea! The Japanese are going to land at Incheon! Or, it's time to go to Vladivostok from the Sea of Japan! The Northeast Asian war is about to begin! ……
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Wang Mumu and the others saw that Yi Hezi had fallen into the trap, and they were not very worried, because they knew that the full-body armor that Yi Hezi was wearing now was the latest product of Harvard. However, they were very angry and angry with this Jurchen, why are they doing? Didn't you come to marry and propose? Is there such a thing as talking about marriage? If we don't have a first-class full-body armor, won't Iwako be scrapped? What do you mean by a circle of people? Do you still want to do it? Want to catch us? Kill us?
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In the small courtyard, the Jurchens have formed an encirclement of Wang Mumu, and the Jurchens laughed in their hearts and begged for stupidity, and they were alone, and now, fifty-eight against six, one-sided. They want to slaughter all the women around Wang Mumu, so that there will be no obstacle to their marriage; They want to control Wang Mumu and force him to list Wanyan Taoping as the only first lady, so that they can board the shortcut to demand and control the flow. Now, they gathered around, pulled out their bows and arrows hidden behind them, and aimed at the four women in the lawn and one woman who had fallen into the trap, and a one-sided slaughter was just around the corner!
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Xiao Xian'er and Li Xiaolu in the small building next door couldn't calm down, although now the two of us and the pro-protagonist have not been recognized by Wang Mumu, but, in the past few days, these two have a better and better impression of Wang Mumu, and in their hearts, they have already married themselves. But, now, seeing that Wang Mumu, who was careless, only took five women to drill into the den of the barbaric Jurchens, this is stupid, people are going to eat you! Alas, no matter what, this Wang Mumu has always been my fiancé, and now that he is in danger, how can I stand idly by? Besides, if you want to kidnap, you have to be kidnapped by our Great Liao Kingdom, you are a small Jurchen tribe, our subordinates, and you also come to rob my husband with me? Don't even think about it! So, as soon as he turned around, he recruited people and wanted to fight next door!
Xiao Xia wiped Xiao Xian'er and said, don't worry, don't worry, in my opinion, don't say that there are already 6 people on the side of the prince of Mumu, and don't say that there are dozens of people on the Jurchen side, I think, there are less than half of the people on the side of the prince of Mumu, that is, there are several times more people on the Jurchen side, and there will be one hundred enemies, don't look at the Jurchens who can fight well, and they may not be able to please in the hands of the Liuqiu people! The princess of the county lord, don't be impatient, and watch the field, the wind is changing, the deer is dead, the sudden rise of the army, what is the result, it is difficult to say!
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Izwako, who fell into the trap, was first shocked, and then furious! Which bastard bastard? How dare you dig a trap to frame this princess? Iwako has a high-tech full-body armor to protect her body, and falling into a trap is similar to falling down. However, he was framed like a wild boar, made a fool of himself, and was angry, so he opened the compressed gas cylinder on the armor, and as soon as he scurried, he ran to the ground. Looking back, the Jurchens were attacking Wang Mumu and others, and Yi Hezi immediately launched a counterattack, and his murderous intent suddenly rose, surrounded Wei to save Zhao, and killed the Jurchens!
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The Jurchens, who made a living by fishing and hunting, were natural marksmen. Got into their places, aimed at the four women in the lawn, dodged the only man in the lawn, 58 bows, shot at 4, one for every 14 people, "Wow! "For a while! It's pouring rain, and it's all going to greet the women in the field!
58 arrows flew away, 58 arrows did not live up to expectations, only to hear 58 jingling sounds, all 58 arrows hit the target, but did not hit the target, they were all bounced out of the target, beep and flutter weakly sounded 58 sounds, all the sound of falling to the ground!
The Jurchens weren't ready to shoot the second round, so why bother? But, now, they are dumbfounded! Why is it that the skin of these wanderers is thicker than that of wild boars and bison? Arrows can't get in? So, hurry up, let's do the second round! Let's go for the third round! Again......
Wanyan Taoping on the swing was whistling nervously, her left index finger and thumb were bent in a circle, and she was whistling vigorously in her mouth, making a sharp whistle sound......
After the rose in the center of the lawn was shot, he was furious, his murderous aura rose suddenly, and he touched his waist, and two dagger guns were already in his hands.
Wang Mumu said softly: Two flowers attack, no need to be soft, strict punishment, but, keep alive, leave your life, these people are still useful.
The flower fairy and the rose looked at each other for a while, and understood, the prince said, leave your life behind; The prince didn't say, leave his life behind, then, just do it according to the past policy! So, the two of them roared, screaming and piercing, and pounced on the 58 Jurchens who came to shoot themselves!
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Xiao Xian'er and Li Xiaolu, who watched the battle from the small building next door, had never seen Harvard's full-body armor, even if they saw it once or twice, they only looked at it as a good-looking package. Today, the two of them were surprised by this gorgeous and practical armor, and their eyes widened, wanting to see clearly, is the armor slingshot and arrow in front of them a fact?
Xiao Xia wiped aside and said with a smile, I said, the Harvard people who are begging are not so easy to be plotted, people have diamonds, people are not afraid of anything, we have already suffered losses, now let the Jurchens also try it! You see, the armor is just a kind of protection, and now, they are going to fight back, two women have attacked, and the girl who fell into the trap has also escaped from the trap, and a self-defense counterattack is about to start!
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The flower fairy was a little frustrated, when she came to this small courtyard today, she only paid attention to analyzing Wang Mumu's out-of-body feelings when she heard Yan Taoping's singing, and forgot to read the psychological activities of the opponent on the scene, so that she did not find the signs of the Jurchens about to commit murder in time, today is my dereliction of duty! These Jurchens have ruined my reputation as a prophet who can analyze people's hearts and know the unknown, hum! Reap what you sow! I'm going to be ruthless today!
Rose has now been one of Wang Mumu's personal bodyguards and is the leader of Wang Mumu's guards. Unexpectedly, here, in his own territory, he didn't treat Putuo as Hangzhou, and was attacked. This shows that the reconnaissance and defense work in advance has not yet been put in place, which is very shameful. Therefore, for a while, he was angry and angry, so he shot viciously. Relying on the taboo of his own armor, he only needs to attack without protection. So, the bow was opened left and right, the spirit ape picked peaches, the metal gloves with full body armor and the tips of its ten fingers with quick mouths, and went to the crotch stalls of those Jurchen guards around him! Pick one accurately, cut with your fingertips, and twist your palm! Suddenly, the Jurchens screamed again and again!
Rose resolutely made a move, and the flower fairy naturally had to cooperate, and the sisters couldn't be inconsistent. So, Sister Flowers, first throw out an intoxicating smile, and then reach out to the sea fishing moon one by one, the moon is meat, "010", a "0", two "0", the trinity can also be, for a while, what white bones and yin wind palms, what stealing eggs and breaking the root fist, do not seek fancy, but seek practical results, fists everywhere, crotch cracked, crotch lost, forcibly castrated, eunuch practiced.
Iwako who escaped from the trap was also full of anger, and six people came, and I, a ninja, fell into the hole, and this face was going to be thrown to Japan! So, she, turned grief and anger into strength, turned shame into eunuchs, followed the two flower sisters, and was sadistic and happy, not as good as all sadistic music! Attacking everything, the egg bags are broken, the hands are picked, the eyes are clear, and the eyes are skillful, comparable to the tea picking girl in the south of the Yangtze River!
With the support of compressed air, the three women ran around the field at high speed, and the three-dimensional castration of one, two, three, and four names was made. The Jurchens on the field suddenly screamed and shook the sky, and most of them fell to the ground and struggled. However, the Jurchens have always been fierce, and there are really many people who are rough and not afraid of death. At this time, there were more than a dozen Jurchen warriors who were tall and tall, drew their machetes and began to besiege the flower fairy and the other three. Another seven or eight Jurchens, wielding machetes, pounced on Wang Mumu and the other three in the field.
At this time, four Jurchens surrounded the flower fairy. When the flower fairy saw it, all of them were hideous-looking barbarians, shirtless, wearing tiger skin skirts, waving heavy machetes, and slashing at themselves. The flower fairy thought that if she was close to them, she would definitely suffer. The flower fairy knows that she has no martial arts, and she is just bullying people with Harvard's high technology. In the face of these four strong enemies, I can't compare to the other sisters, I'll be safe, I'll just order directly, I don't want to show any moves, just aim and shoot! Fortunately, there are eight bullets in the two dagger guns, and the four of you, let's take a peanut for each of you first, and entertain your brains. Consider stopping, just "Bang! Bang! "Four rings! There is no missing hair, four bears in front of you, and your head is blooming! A bean-shaped hole in the front, a hole in the back bowl! Blood flew and his brain was broken, and he immediately put down four big bears!
At this time, the four Jurchens surrounded the roses. At a glance, the roses were all more than one meter eight tall, with a bear-like body, a pig-like face, bared teeth and cracked mouths, and came with a cruel smile, a lewd smile, and teeth and claws. Roses are no better than flower fairies, who are pirates, and have seen more things about throwing their heads and spilling blood. So, open the air valve, a handstand, the legs are wide open, the compressed air goes straight to the besieger's facial features, for a while, call these four people, the eyes can't open, the nose can't breathe, the mouth chokes, and the action stagnates. Take advantage of your illness to kill you! Taking advantage of the sluggish movement of the other party, Rose quickly returned to normal, a ballet, a single whip and a turn, the old and the young were not bullied, and each of the four people had a knife cut on their necks! The four of them shook a little, blew blood in their necks, and stopped inexplicably!
At this time, four Jurchens blocked Yihezi. Iwako looked at it, like a wall, twice as wide as me, twice as tall as me, shameless, bullying me as a woman? Bullying me as a villain? Hum! If the old lady doesn't come up with a trick today, I'm really sorry for the Ha Pei Niu that the prince gave me! I really can't wash away the shame of falling into the trap! Yihezi squatted, and the person fell to the ground. The Jurchens have no underwear, just a skirt made of animal skin, and for those who are more elegant, this skirt will become a short robe if it goes up and down. Iwako rolled on the ground, her hands busy as she rolled, and fired eight thin steel needles at the four Jurchen men who were striding with a miniature spring crossbow! The Jurchen people were robbed, and as soon as they were in pain, they covered their lower bodies and bent over.
As soon as the Jurchens bent over, Yi Hezi was suffocating! Moreover, this "shuāng peak" is not a fist, but a knife peak! Once you "run through" like this, your ears will be gone!
It hurts when my ears are gone! It's also shameless! The four Jurchens hurried to cover their ears! Fortunately, not everyone's ears have been cut off, some have been cut half, and some have only pulled a large opening, so quickly cover it so that it doesn't break the phase!
If you cover your ears, you can't cover your lower body! Yiwako's dagger spear struck the lower abdomen again, and the blade went over, completely castrating these four Jurchens!
For a while, on the big lawn, dozens of Jurchens jumped with their hands on their crotches, they had no underwear, their hands reached directly from their leather skirts, covering the damaged or defective mìng roots, jumping wildly on the spot, blood flowing, and countless Wang Mumu cursed and screamed that they couldn't understand flew out of their mouths for a long time!
It is said that the Jurchens who came here today are all carefully selected Jurchen warriors, even if they are stabbed and pierced a few times on their bodies, they will not fall. There will even be a battle between the intestines and the death will not stop. However, today they are encountering high-tech, attacks from beautiful women, which seem to be elegant, but they all carry high-voltage electricity. The Jurchens were poorly dressed and half-naked. A knife comes, the skin is open, the resistance of the human body is zero, the blood and water are conductive, the muscles are twitching, the body can't help itself, and it falls to the ground! Receiving such a counterattack, the Jurchens did not understand, hesitated and stopped, forgetting the siege. There were only fifty-eight Jurchens who participated in the siege, and now most of them were injured, and there were only seven or eight people left, and they were all injured, but these people were more lucky, and when Rose and the other three people attacked rapidly, they were lightly injured, and now, it was these guys, who were still roaring fearlessly and continued to rush up!
Wanyan Taoping on the swing continued to whistle, sharp and rapid......
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Liang Xiao and Yi Li, who were watching the battle from the small building next door, finally completely understood that these beauties in front of them were the initiators of the 2,000 guards of their own Liao Kingdom who were eunuchs! You see, how skilled their techniques are, practice makes perfect, and they don't have thousands or hundreds of knife practices, can they be so proficient?
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Hu Sanniang and Hu Bei protected Wang Mumu in the center of the small courtyard, and the seven or eight lightly injured people who had just escaped the net quickly attacked Wang Mumu. These seven or eight lightly injured people felt that the three women who treated them were not women but devils, how could people fight with ghosts? Therefore, he turned his gun and attacked Wang Mumu and the other three who they thought were cowering in the middle because they were afraid.
The eight Jurchen warriors drew their swords and shouted, "Kill them all!" "I rushed to Wang Mumu!
Wang Mumu and the other three were not worried about the eight Jurchens in front of them at all, and when they saw that there was an enemy, they all took out their weapons and braked quietly.
These eight female realists saw that Wang Mumu and the three seemed to be the heads of these six people, and they stood still, mistakenly thinking that they were so frightened that they couldn't move their legs. So, with confidence, he waved his broadsword, shouted, and rushed forward.
Before the Jurchens arrived, Hu Sanniang and Hu Bei flew up, high-pressure air erupted, and the eagle struck the sky! Legs and hands, meet the enemy separately. The boots exposed the 007 sharp knife, the dagger gun danced with both hands, and the high-voltage electricity was always ready, so it was good to point to the end, or to kick the chest tightness, as long as there was contact, it was like thunder, and he immediately lost his ability to act, and fell to the ground like a shrimp, trembling!
In an instant, before Wang Mumu could make a move, the two babies solved the problem!
At this time, Wanyan Taoping was still on the swing and still whistling......
Flower Fairy, Rose, and Iwako began to clean up the battlefield. One person is responsible for the 120-degree sector. They, people's counterattacks against them are ineffective, their attacks on others are efficient, a circle of patrolling, picking up leaks, picking yin and picking peaches, specializing in the next three roads, plus an ear! So, those who are torn alive, those who are stripped alive, those who are torn apart, those who are crushed to death, those who are cut by a quick knife, in the field, the male voice is screaming, the female voice is laughing, the boy is losing his sex to save his life, and the girl is asking you to die. The three girls built their pleasure on the enemy's sickness, flying with both hands, grasping the hair, running, with some rhythm, like picking tea, laughter, with banter and arrogance:
The chicken water is clear and the chicken water is long
The two sides of the chicken water are so beautiful
Dog, what do you look like?
Meimei, busy picking one by one
Pick it up and pick it with joy
Pick and pick the heart
Pick it up, pick it up, make you a ghost
Picking is cool
I'm not afraid of getting tired if you fall
Teach you that the Jurchen has no spring
Oh, no, no, no, no spring
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