Chapter Seventy-Six: The Winter Solstice Rises, and the Cold Wind Rises

The beginning of winter is the big festival in October, which is not only the time for the harvest sacrifice and the harvest banquet to be held ceremoniously, but also the time when the cold wind rises.

When the beginning of winter was said, Emperor Jing personally led the three princes and nine Qing doctors to welcome the winter in the northern suburbs. Commendation and compensation for the soldiers and their families who sacrificed their lives for the country, ask the deceased to protect the living, encourage the people to resist the plunder and invasion of foreign enemies or evil bandits, and have customs such as worshipping ancestors, drinking feasts, and divination in the people, and offering sacrifices to the ancestors with seasonal products, so as to fulfill the obligations and responsibilities of human descendants, praying for a good harvest in the coming year, and the farmers themselves are also rewarded for drinking and resting.

100,000 sets of woollen clothing were distributed, and the officers and men of the northern and southern armies shouted long live and sang the praises of His Majesty's kindness. This kind of comfortable and warm light clothing has long been passed on by word of mouth in Chang'an, and many soldiers from local areas have naturally heard of it, and now they can get a set, and they can't help but smile.

Liu Che said today that he did not welcome the winter with Emperor Jing, but nested in the palace, because he had a cold, in the words of the imperial doctor, he occasionally felt the wind and cold, and the cold evil entered the body. Once you have a cold, you can't fully recover in three or two days, especially in the era when there are no cold capsules and cough syrup, which is really abrasive.

He didn't take the Chinese medicine prescribed by the doctor at all, there was no need to take medicine for a cold, his own immune system would get rid of the cold, it was just a matter of time, and the effect of the medicine was to reduce the symptoms. Besides, he still has a lot of doubts about the prescriptions of the imperial doctors, they are afraid that they have not even had time to read "Treatise on Typhoid Fever and Miscellaneous Diseases", it is a poisonous medicine, and Liu Che does not want to use his own life to experiment with the new Chinese medicine theory for these "quacks".

According to common sense, patients with colds should not eat spicy and irritating foods and greasy foods, and try to eat less meat dishes. Liu Che completely ignored the doctor's advice, what does it mean to fight poison with poison? He specially invited Li Danghu and Zhang Qian today to eat hot pot around the copper stove. In addition to his greed, he also has a bad taste, that is, he tries to infect them with colds. The average height of adult men was about seven feet five inches (one meter seventy-four), and eight-foot men abounded. I really don't understand why the Han people in later generations will get shorter and shorter, and it was not until New China that it slowly began to recover some.

People often use the calf to describe a sturdy teenager, but it is completely inapplicable to Li Danghu, who is only twelve years old, and has already grown into an adult strong cow. With tendons and flesh all over his body, and a beard on his face, he is a peerless macho man. Liu Che maliciously speculated that he was the so-called precocious surname, and it was reasonable to be tall, but this thick beard could not be raised without a large number of male surname hormones.

Liu Che touched his chin and said evilly: "Little Lizi, the lonely king sees that there is a faint black aura between your eyebrows, and you need to do less things in the future." ”

Li Danghu couldn't help but get nervous, and hurriedly asked, "Your Highness, but what's wrong with me?" ”

When Liu Che heard this, he secretly slandered in his heart: I wiped it, and it was really broken, it was really a cow! Thinking of the important organs that have not yet grown their hair, I can't help but feel envious, jealous and hateful. He pretended to be serious on the surface, and sighed with a heavy face: "Not bad! Your posture for sex is wrong, and in the long run, I'm afraid you're going to become a eunuch, but it's a pity......"

Li Danghu couldn't help but open his mouth wide, frightened, he naturally knew the miracle of the prince, and now even he said it so seriously, I'm afraid the imperial doctor can't count on it at all. He fell to his knees with a thud and kowtowed like pounding garlic: "Your Highness save me!" Please let Your Highness do it to me! ……”

Liu Che pondered for a long time, and then said quietly: "Well, it's not that there is no way to save it. ”

Li Danghu heard the fairy music, straightened up and pulled Liu Che's wide cuffs, and said with tears in his eyes: "Please also ask the prince to cast a spell, and the pawn will be repaid with death in this life!" ”

Liu Che saw this big face full of horizontal meat, put on a look of making a promise, and couldn't help but feel a chill, and hurriedly asked Zhang Qian to pull him up, and hurriedly said: "The cause of your illness is that the posture of having sex is wrong, and the lonely king will pass on a copy of the imperial maiden scripture from Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor, and do it when you have sex in the future, and if you say it in time, it will be cured." ”

After that, he waved away the people in the house, leaving only Li Danghu and Zhang Qian. Immediately, while making comparisons, he narrated various difficult poses in the later island country love action movies, and even created a lot of moves through imagination. Li Danghu remembered it carefully, for fear that he would miss half a point and miss his surname Fu for a lifetime.

Zhang Qian on the side had a strange face, he was sixteen years old, he already knew about men and women, coupled with his super high EQ and IQ, he was not as easy to fool as Li Danghu. He secretly paid attention to the expression on the prince's face, and finally caught a trace of fleeting banter, and immediately affirmed the thoughts in his heart, and couldn't help but sigh secretly, and mourned silently for Li Danghu.

After a long time, Liu Che ended the education of Li Danghu's senior surname, picked up the wine bottle, and drank it all, but he did not remove the wine bottle from his front for a long time, but covered it with wide sleeves. This is the normal posture of Han people drinking, and Li Danghu did not notice the strangeness in it. As long as Zhang Qian, who was beside Liu Che, saw his ugly face laughing wildly behind his sleeves. Of course, Zhang Qian would never dare to pierce it, a friend of the dead Dao is not a poor Dao, he is not a fearless altruist.

The next thing is simple, Li Danghu is grateful, Liu Che has a ghost in his heart, Zhang Qian has relatives, the three of them drink wine with hot pot, and the autumn water is the same color as the sky, and they are very happy.

After three rounds of drinking, Li Fu bowed down and walked in slowly, without avoiding Zhang Qian and Li Danghu, and reported: "Your Highness, Yulin Qishan has returned to the camp to resume his life. ”

Liu Che, who was already a little drunk, was overjoyed when he heard this, put down the wine bottle, and ordered loudly: "Come here with him, accompany the lonely king to drink!" ”

It was night, the prince/palace was brightly lit, and the sound of cheerful conversation and laughter echoed in the sky, not dispersing for a long time, piercing the quiet night sky of the palace. Emperor Jing received the report from the guard, smiled slightly, and ordered not to send someone to disturb them. He slowly stood up, pulled out the three-foot red sky on the sword wall, and gently stroked the sword body.

The Chixiao Sword is the sword of the Emperor's Dao! In the thirty-fourth year of Qin Shi Huang, Liu Bang, the ancestor of the Han Dynasty, obtained a meteorite from the sky and ordered the swordsmith to cast a sword. The sword body imitates the Qin sword, showing patterns, decorated with colorful beads, Jiuhua jade, and engraved with two big seal characters: Chixiao. With this sword, Gaozu angrily slashed the white snake in Daze and began his imperial life. The so-called "cutting the white snake and lifting the three-foot sword to establish immortal feats" refers to this Chixiao sword.

A cold light flashed in Emperor Jing's eyes, and he waved his sword to look north, and the aura of the king was overflowing.

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