Chapter Ninety-Five: A Different Kind of Campaign
Qin Feng was furious, because in his heart, Cao Cao and Yuan Shao had always been the image of the hero. It's good now, young Cao Cao and young Yuan Shao, for the position of the coach, actually started a "wild fight", which made Qin Feng suddenly feel that he hated iron but not steel.
Don't look at Cao Cao and Yuan Shao's fight in full swing, but after experiencing the torture of the Yellow Turban Camp, they were angry when they saw Qin Feng, and they were also bald.
So, Qin Feng's slapping of the table was better than Guan Yu and Zhang Fei going up to pull the rack, and Cao Cao and Yuan Shao stopped fighting.
Cao Er's black face turned blue from being beaten, and she shouted: "Zijin, who do you say will be the boss?" ”
Yuan Datou's big head was swollen and he shouted, "Zijin, come and talk about it!" ”
Liu Bei fanned his ears, and said in his heart that if you let Qin Zijin say it, then he must say himself. But the three of you fought together again, and you all went lame, and I became the boss. He couldn't help but fantasize in his mind, and he was immersed in it for a while.
Who knew that Qin Feng didn't say a word, and sat down again.
Cao Cao and Yuan Shao stepped forward, wanting to seek Qin Feng's help, and said, "Zijin, you are talking!" ”
Yuan Shao's heart moved, "Could it be that Qin Zijin has the heart to be the commander of himself?" He was shocked, but he was shocked with an idea, so he hurriedly walked to Liu Bei's side and said, "Xuande, if I am the commander, I will definitely be on the table in the future to show your military exploits." ”
Liu Bei was in the middle of being the commander of YY, and when he heard the words, he came to his senses and fanned his big ears like an elephant. He also knew that it was unreliable for him to be the commander, so he could only think about it in his heart, and he was overjoyed when he heard the words, and said: "Liu Bei will definitely support General Yuan!" ”
Yuan Shao showed joy, he immediately raised his hand to signal everyone, and said loudly: "It's better to do this, vote by raising your hands!" After he finished speaking, he immediately said: "If you agree with me to be the coach, please raise your hand!" ”
So, Yuan Shao was the first to raise his hand, and Liu Bei hurriedly raised his hand as well.
Yuan Shao was overjoyed, couldn't help but say, and said: "If you agree with Cao Mengde as the coach, please raise your hand." ”
Cao Cao's black face was stunned, and he hurriedly raised his short and thick arm.
However, Yuan Shao was still overjoyed, and immediately sang the final result, "2:1, I am the boss!" ”
"Huh?" Cao Cao's face immediately darkened, and he shouted, "Wait, Brother Zijin hasn't raised his hand yet!" After speaking, he looked at Qin Feng.
Qin Feng had a black line, as if there were 10,000 crows flying overhead, and said in his heart that this Yuan was enough to fuck up, play this hand. He looked at Cao Cao's eyes sincerely, with grievances and longing. And when Qin Feng was in his last life, he had a good relationship with Cao Cao, and if he continued in this life, he would naturally not support Yuan Shao.
He saw Cao Cao pitiful, and said in his heart that you also saved the master in your last life, and the master will give you a face, and support you this time, so Qin Feng raised his hand.
Cao Cao was overjoyed and exclaimed: "I also have two votes, Yuan Benchu, you don't want to steal and play tricks!" ”
Yuan Datou's head was even bigger, and at this time, Liu Bei motioned to Guan Yu and Zhang Fei. Zhang Fei raised his big hand with great interest, Guan Yu hesitated, although he was very disdainful, but for the sake of his eldest brother's face, he touched five strands of long hair with one hand, and barely raised the other hand.
Yuan Shao was overjoyed and shouted: "Four to two, I won!" ”
Cao Cao's neck was withdrawn, and when he saw the four arms on the opposite side raised, he was frightened and hurriedly called for help from Qin Feng.
Qin Feng was helpless, so he could only signal Dian Wei and Xu Chu behind him.
"Four to four, you can't succeed!" As the dragon guard raised his hand, Cao Cao smiled.
Yuan Shao was annoyed and angry, but this was indeed the case, and he was helpless, and said to Qin Feng in displeasure: "Zijin, if you are like this, the boss will not be elected." The yellow scarf is coming, what can I do? ”
When Qin Feng heard this, he said in his heart that your big-headed son is not filial, and a pot of is all on my head. He smiled slightly, blew the ash on his fingers, and said, "That's it, you better draw lots." ”
"Ahh As soon as this remark came out, everyone was shocked.
Guan Yu blushed, and said to Zhang Fei: "Yuan Shao's vote by raising his hand is already quite child's play, I thought Qin Feng had any high opinions, but I didn't expect that there was no child's play, only more child's play." The decision to take lots to determine the commander has never been since the Spring and Autumn Period. From a certain point of view, Cao Mengde and Yuan Benchu will definitely not agree. ”
However, Zhang Fei scratched his ears and cheeks, and his eyes showed expectation.
Cao Cao and Yuan Shao glanced at each other, the two of them were equal, their official positions were comparable, and there was no official present, so it seems that drawing lots is the best choice in the current situation. So they all said in unison: "If you draw lots, you will draw lots!" After speaking, he glared at the other party.
Guan Yu's hand shook, pulled off a beard, and was shocked, his flesh hurt and his heart hurt. He shouted in his heart: "Qin Zijin, this vulgar person, is too bad, he has taught a room of people!" There is a reason to draw lots to decide the commander, it's too child's play! ”
However, Guan Yu's status cannot decide everything, but Qin Feng, a "vulgar" person, has the right to decide at any time.
As a result, the only military operation in history to capture the commander of the lot, kicked off.
For the sake of fairness, Qin Feng found two rags of the same size, and with a stroke of a large pen, the word "appointed" was written on one cloth, and the word "defeated" was written on the other. Although there are only two words, it has a lot of connotation, especially the word defeat, which has never been seen, and is "fascinated" for a while.
Just when Qin Feng folded the cloth, Liu Bei couldn't help but say: "Qin Zijin doesn't know how to give birth to melon seeds in this head, but he is different from people. It's just the word "take office", and if you lose the election once, it is really unique and incisive. ”
Cao Cao and the others nodded their heads, deeply agreed.
Qin Feng poured two pieces of cloth of the same size behind him, threw them on the table in front of him, and stretched out his hand to signal, "Please put it." ”
Cao Cao and Yuan Shao didn't let anyone, they stretched out their hands together, only to see the two hands side by side, moving to the right together, and then to the left together, and finally grabbed the cloth on the right at the same time.
Cao Cao found that Yuan Shao was the same as the one he chose, his face darkened, and he said angrily: "Yuan Benchu, what are you doing?" ”
Yuan Shao's head was particularly big, and he said dissatisfiedly: "This piece is mine, let go!" ”
Seeing that the fight was about to start again, Qin Feng rubbed his face and said, "Let's do it slowly, since you all choose this piece, it's better to guess the winner of the fight, how about it?" ”
"It's good!"
Cao Cao and Yuan Shao stared wide-eyed, stood one step away, rolled up their sleeves, and exposed their arms.
"Five Leaders!"
"Six-six-six!"
Oops~. Guan Yu felt that his heart was no longer good. Liu Bei and Zhang Fei were very interested and watched closely.
Qin Feng was also very shocked, he originally said rock-paper-scissors, but he didn't expect that Cao Cao and Yuan Shao would understand guessing boxing as a popular "gesture order" in the Han Dynasty. Gesture order is gesture order, Qin Feng didn't say anything more.
"Seven Tricks!"
"Eight horses!"
"Four happy wealth~, hey, you're losing~." Yuan Shao laughed and said, "Brother Meng Dexian, although your alcohol consumption has increased, your gesture is still so stinky. As he spoke, he reached out to get the cloth, and at this moment, Cao Cao's black face turned into black charcoal.
Qin Feng was very disappointed, got up and patted Cao Cao's shoulder, and sighed: "Brother Meng De, put away your thumbs, if you had shouted "Hello brothers" earlier, you wouldn't have lost ......." ”
Cao Cao had a calm face, his eyebrows were raised, and he took another piece of cloth fiercely, "I don't believe in evil, what he Yuan originally took was to take office?" ”
Subsequently, when the cloth was spread out to see, it was really a few happy and a few worried.