Chang'an looked back at the piles of embroidery,

The top of the mountain is opened for a thousand times.

A ride on the red dust concubine smiled,

No one knows if it's lychee......

After the eunuch finished reading it, the faces of the people who were still savoring it became a little surprised, and the first two lines of this poem were very brilliant at first glance, but the last two sentences were only the last two sentences......

is obviously a satire of Yang Guifei, the lychee incident once caused a stir, especially the sentence "A ride on the red dust concubine laughs, no one knows that it is a lychee" is too bold to write. The people on the royal banquet all looked at Xu Yuma, and the old man Tian Rong was even more helpless: Boy, you have a big game!

At such an international birthday banquet, such a poem came out, which really surprised everyone, Xu Chen was even more shocked when he heard the eunuch speak, and at first he thought that Du Mu had also crossed over, but when he thought about it, he knew that someone was trying to hack him.

Looking at the piece of paper, I remembered that this was a Tang poem memorized when I practiced calligraphy before, and I was just practicing and playing, and every time I finished writing, I was crumpled into a ball and thrown into the trash can, and I didn't pay much attention to it, but I met Li Ye's kid who stole the garbage in the study, and he was negligent for a while, but he didn't expect to be stolen by that kid.

As for how this piece of paper was taken from Li Ye's hand, Xu Chen didn't have time to think about it, the other party must have put a lot of effort into it, and just with this poem's blatant satire of Yang Yuhuan on such a big occasion, the effect is undoubtedly the best, even if the emperor and the concubine don't go crazy on the spot, it won't be easy in the future.

Li Shuang'er was still curious about when the concubine would write a poem again, and the poem was still passed from the palace, roughly thinking that someone had a poem from the concubine and displayed it at the birthday banquet to show favor to the concubine, but after listening to the eunuch finish reading the poem, he knew that it was not the case.

The atmosphere on the royal banquet dropped to freezing point all of a sudden, but Yang Yuhuan frowned, asked the paper from the eunuch's hand, and took a look at it and found that it was really Xu Chen Xu Wenxian, which was incredible, and she was not angry at first, in her impression, this concubine was not the kind of Meng Lang who was arrogant and arrogant, and in the past few days, the concubine has been playing with herself in the palace, and she has some feelings.

I thought that someone was playing tricks, but this payment and the unique handwriting have made Xu Yuma upgrade from a suspect to a suspect, which can't be faked.

There was silence for a while, Yang Yuhuan's mood was undoubtedly complicated, if he usually saw such a poem in the palace, he would not have to worry about it, but now it is different, this is at the much-anticipated birthday banquet, and doing this is tantamount to setting himself on fire.

What is even more surprising is of course Emperor Li Sanlao, his impression of Xu Chen is very good, this horse will have a lot of things, and it can please Yuhuan, and more importantly, this is Shuang'er's horse.

Relying on the latter point alone, Emperor Li San is out of every kind of care, but now that there is such a scene, it is difficult to end, if he blindly connived at and sheltered the Manchu Dynasty civil and military in the past, he would not say anything, but this time it is obviously too much.

On the imperial banquet, Emperor Li San's face darkened, Yang Yuhuan's brows were furrowed, and everyone didn't dare to speak. Even Na Tian Rong didn't have the idea of saying good things for Xu Yuma.

"Xu Yuma's poem is brilliantly written!" Yang Yuhuan frowned coldly and said.

Yang Yuhuan likes to eat lychees and is famous all over the world, every time he sends it to the palace, it is normal to be tired of a few horses, more powerful than the big fat man of Na'an, and it has become a hot topic among the people in the early years, but this is also an old thing, and now it is not as young as when he was young, it has been much more restrained, but this horse actually wrote this thing into the poem, which really made Yang Yuhuan angry.

also realized that this poem was deliberately provoked by someone here, but it was clearly made by a horse, Yang Yuhuan was a little angry when he thought about it, if he didn't ask, wouldn't it be equivalent to slapping himself in the face? Where is the dignity of the concubine? So I asked.

"Back to Niangniang's words, Xiaochen only wrote the first three sentences of this poem." When Xu Chen saw Yang Yuhuan questioning, he wanted to plan to repay the debt.

I have said it countless times, such an obviously ironic poem is completely looking for death on such an occasion, take 10,000 steps back and say, even if the emperor and Yang Guifei have the intention to protect and pass by vaguely, there will definitely be a lot of criticism in the future, take a thousand steps back and say, this kind of obvious slap in the face, how can Yang Yuhuan applaud, and Emperor Li San will not laugh and say: "This horse is really funny." ”

It is definitely impossible to shelter in this kind of scene, so Xu Chen simply planned to die and not admit it, if Yang Yuhuan was not angry, he could still give people a step down, as long as Yang Yuhuan did not pursue it, Li San was directly ignored by Xu Chen.

Xu Chen said this, but Yang Yuhuan frowned again, and pretended to be serious: "Could this poem be grown by himself?" ”

From the time the eunuch read the poem, the hall was already silent, and everyone had seen it before, and it was sent to the royal banquet, so most people had an attitude of watching the show, this horse has been beautiful for a long time, and I am afraid that it will be ruined tonight!

Yang Guozhong's old fox was secretly proud when he saw that Yang Yuhuan and Li Longji's faces were not good, the lethality of this poem was too great, I still remember the famous lychee incident back then, and it would definitely anger Yang Yuhuan if it was brought up at the birthday banquet, even if he didn't want to pursue it too much, he would definitely not have so many chances in the future.

The white paper is also stamped with a seal, it is too difficult to repay the account, but Xu Chen is not a gambler, it is really the best choice to kill and not admit it, and more importantly, it is a waste to put so many relationships on the royal table and not use them, even if it is Yang Yuhuan, there is always some friendship, although she has touched her big **, the concubine is not to blame, I believe that she is still unwilling to find embarrassment on such a big occasion in her heart.

Xu Chen said slowly when everyone, especially Emperor Li San, allowed him to quibble: "The last time I was in the palace, the concubine asked the minister to make a poem, and the minister was in a hurry, so he gave up, and when he returned to the house, he wrote a few sentences, but the tail couplet really didn't think about it, so he threw it away, and forgot about it afterwards, but I didn't expect that this poem would appear in the palace, and I don't know who added the latter sentence." ”

After finishing slowly, the credibility is indeed too low, at this time Li Shuang'er waited for Xu Chen to finish speaking: "Shuang'er saw that the horse wrote a three-line poem, and asked him why he didn't finish it at that time, and saw that he was drunk and went to bed, the three-line poem was indeed thrown in the paper basket, although it was written very well, and it was thrown away, and the horse has always been full of talent, and I thought that he would be writing a poem tomorrow, and I haven't seen him finish writing this poem in the past few days, if this poem is not spread in the temple, Shuang'er has long forgotten it." ”

"It's just such a rebellious poem, the horse categorically can't write it, and it comes out of the hall, but I don't know why."

Li Shuang'er blushed and her heart didn't beat, and she finished speaking in one breath, but her afterglow kept sweeping towards Li Longji and Yang Yuhuan for fear that they wouldn't believe what she said. The reason why she blushed was indeed because she had drunk too much wine just now, her brain was already dizzy, and her courage was bigger, and why did she want to help Xu Ju Ma Yuan This flawed lie, Li Shuang'er herself couldn't figure it out, but she was in a hurry and blurted out.

Not so many problems, just so simple.

Xu Chen was taken aback, and turned his head to look at Li Shuang'er, but the latter didn't look over. Li Shuang'er was obviously helping him, and Xu Da Ma was surprised and felt a little grateful, at a critical time, this woman was still quite reliable. Then the three most powerful words will emerge from the deepest part of my heart: thank you.

I didn't have time to thank you, since I said that, I played this poem as a horse, and kicked it back to Yang Yuhuan: That's all for my explanation, you can watch it.

When the old emperor heard what Shuang'er said, his heart was also relieved, and he thought to himself, this colt is not a fool, there is no need to make such a come, and he has now clearly given him a bright path.

At this point, someone will come out to warm up.

First of all, Princess Yuzhen, she was also holding the heart of watching the play at this time, in fact, she couldn't speak at first, this poem was satirizing Yang Yuhuan, and she couldn't say a few good words, the situation was not so serious, it just popped up: "I'm afraid that someone is jealous of Xu Yuma's scenery, so he dares to take out the poem in this hall, which is not written by the horse, but written by the person who passed the poem." ”

As soon as he said this, Tian Rong also added oil and vinegar, and it was easy to ruin everyone's interest if he was too concerned about this kind of thing on the occasion of the birthday banquet, but if he didn't ask clearly, he couldn't go on, so he had to give an explanation.

Li Longji finally couldn't sit still, and dared to find unhappiness at Lao Tzu's birthday banquet, you don't take Lao Tzu seriously, so he asked: "Who came out of this poem?" ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone in the hall looked at Wai Lang, a member of the Criminal Department, and the old boy immediately had weak legs and glanced at Prime Minister Yang, but the latter was indifferent, so he said that he had a bad heart, and he wanted to carry the black pot.

Hurriedly rolled out of the table in a trembling manner, knelt on the ground and said: "This poem was learned by chance by the minister, and the minister is shallow in learning, but he didn't know such a big rebellion, so he inadvertently passed it out, hoping that His Majesty will forgive ...... sin."

Of course, he can say that this poem was bought from the little prince's mansion, and it was already written when he bought it, in case the little prince also denied it, he really had nothing to do, Prime Minister Yang didn't interfere at this time, he was fighting alone, where could he fight the little horse supported by the emperor's relatives, he could only say that he was reckless.

After chattering for a long time, Emperor Li San also lost his patience, and he didn't want to waste his efforts in this regard, so he said: "I am talking about the big banquet today, this matter will not be investigated for the time being, if someone is unhappy again, some tricks will be performed on the birthday banquet, and I will punish it severely!" ”

The old emperor spoke, and the outsider rolled back, and the matter was over, as for how to punish him in the future, it was another matter.

It was a small episode at the birthday banquet, and everyone just watched it lively, obviously someone wanted to discredit the horse, it was obviously a poem written by the horse, and it was even more obvious that the emperor's relatives did protect him, and she didn't see a price increase for Yang Yuhuan, so she didn't pursue it?

After all, it's an international occasion.

During this period, many foreign envoys toasted the old emperor, but they were extremely respectful of the horses. Yang Yuhuan was not angry, because Xu Chen's explanation was very much in line with her heart, that she was drunk and was touched**, and she wanted to let the horse compose a poem but was very embarrassed, and she was very relieved to learn that the consequence of the horse going back was really a poem.

I am very much looking forward to the great poet being able to compose poems for her, like Li Bai's "Clouds want clothes, flowers want to look", and I also want Xu Juma to be able to write a poem for her in person, in her heart Xu Juma must be a great poet.

So the next step was the fine arrangement of the poet Xu Da "Water Tune Song Head".

The Liyuan officials and officials announced that the birthday banquet was coming to an end, and it was also the last **, like this international surname gathering, the disciples of Liyuan are undoubtedly the most eye-catching, whether it is a song or a dance, it is the largest scene of the display, at this time before, most of them were performed by Emperor Li San's "Neon Clothes and Feather Song".

In the prosperous era of the Tang Dynasty, Hu Feng prevailed, and most of the songs and dances were influenced by Hu Feng, which was very distinctive and very ornamental, but this year's birthday banquet was obviously different from the past.

When Xie Aman appeared, it obviously caused everyone in the hall to stir, this woman is too famous, especially the dance, tsk, that is called a sense of surname, this tickle is to arouse the attention of foreigners to increase instantly, and they have asked if this woman is a He Xu character, a little hotter than those orchids.

As soon as the song was sung, the first sentence stunned everyone, but Emperor Li San was also a monk of the second zhang, and hurriedly asked Yang Yuhuan what was going on, but Yang Yuhuan deliberately sold Guanzi, smiled without answering, and motioned the old man to listen carefully.

The people in Longwei Road also listened to a voice, it was too far away to see anything, and it was only a matter of hearing from others, and at this time everyone also exploded, because a word came from the hall:

When is the bright moon, ask the wine to the sky. I don't know what year it is in the heavenly palace. I want to go back by the wind, but I am afraid of Qionglou Yuyu, and the high place is unbearable......

At this time, in Daming Palace, because of Xie Aman's dance song "Water Tune Song Head", the atmosphere was directly pushed to the **......

"I hope that people will last a long time, and they will be together for thousands of miles." Such a beautiful sentence is almost passed on by word of mouth in Longwei Dao, praised by thousands of people, although it does not conform to the rhythm of the poem, but it has a different artistic conception, but when they learned that this dance music was created by Xu Da Ma, "I am dumb" is far from being able to describe their inner surprise.

This is just what I heard, the people in the hall who witnessed such a beautiful dance, such a tactful singing, and such a subtle sentence can be described as "stupid", and the reason for such a big sensation is mainly because of the unique style of the tune, dance, and sentence, which is completely different from Hu Feng's tune and dance.

The effect was undoubtedly too good, causing those foreign envoys to be so impressed by the thunderous reputation of this horse that many years later, the memoirs of foreign envoys from Persia wrote: "The Tang Dynasty is the only one!" ”

It probably means that when I went to the Tang Dynasty, I only remembered a great poet, a great culturer, and a great artist Xu Chen Xu Gongma, and the royal family of the Tang Dynasty had too much pity for this concubine, and there was only one person in the court!

Xu Chen, who was forced to become famous, hit the world, and hit the world, and the effects of all this one by one, let's not talk about it here for the time being.

(ps:That's all it takes to pretend to be forced to write here.,The next thing will be a struggle for power.,The recent update has been unstable.,It's a waste of time to write this thing.,Although the subscription is miserable.,But I also saw the classmates who supported me.,For your subscription.,I won't easily end up talking about eunuchs.。 Persistence is important, yes, persistence is the last word. ）

The most pretentious moment in history. Finish... (To be continued.) )