Chapter 0458. Low-key non-royal road, handsome face...

Zheng envoy Xiao Sheng, plus deputy envoy Wu Yuanqing, Wu Yuanshuang, Qu Tuling, Jiang Zi and other twelve gentlemen, all were thrown into the black death row in this palace, this golden age of Buddhism, Tianzhu people believe in Buddhism to the bones, even in the ground dug out of the death row above, there are several statues of the prison immovable king, three heads and six arms with green fangs like monsters. [Mobile phone, tablet to read novels, please visit m. directly, update faster, more data-saving]

The small cell of about twenty square meters was dark and stuffy, only a beam of light came through it, as soon as he came in, Xiao Sheng sat cross-legged with a calm expression, anyway, he was here to find death, and he didn't care how to kill him, but he was suffering from the martial brothers and others, looking at the four corners of the Ming King, and fear, and the heat, and after a while, the mosquito bite wow screamed, they were all young masters, where did they suffer like this.

Especially the two brothers of the martial family, the most tragic, finally in Luzon Manila, deceived and fooled into a large manor, the revival of the martial arts family seems to be just around the corner, even the martial arts elders who usually treat them coldly in the clan are a little kind, how can they never imagine that the road to promotion and fortune pointed out to them by Wu Meiniang is such a dead end.

"Lord Xiao, why? Why did you provoke the barbarian king in court? ”

I don't know how to die, I was full of unwillingness, and after being quiet for a while, Wu Yuanqing simply crawled to Xiao Sheng's lap with sadness, and asked with sadness, his words also attracted the attention of Qu Tuling, looking at a large group of young people looking at it pitifully, for no reason Xiao Sheng's heart rose with pity.

I am almost in my early fifties, I have experienced everything in the family all my life, I can leave a good reputation even if I die, and I went to see my partner and wife who have been there for many years as soon as possible, but these people are still young people, and they have to follow their heads, shaking their heads pitifully, Xiao Sheng smiled open-mindedly: "Didn't I tell you before I came?" This trip is to promote the national prestige of Fujian, originally the old man was going to reason with the barbarian king, who knew that the barbarian king was so unreasonable. ”

"I said, Lord Xiao, are you so reasonable? All the boxes with human heads have been taken out? Wu Yuanqing couldn't help but have a crooked nose, a little joke, Xiao Sheng, who had always been serious, actually scratched his white hair and a little old head with a smile at this time, and said honestly: "The old man just wants to scare the barbarian king, who knows if he is serious?" ”

"Scare?"

At this time, Qu Tuling and the other twelve deputy envoys were all dizzy.

I don't know how long I've been locked up, my stomach is grumbling with hunger, and the first fat man who can't stand it rubbed his stomach is also the first to break the calm and wail: "Alas, like a young master, he is also a romantic figure in Chang'an, how many Huaichun girls have been charmed, I can't imagine that a handsome face is going to be explained here, alas, Mu Xiu will be destroyed by Lin Feng!" ”

Poof~ Jiang Zi, who was like a bamboo pole, simply sprayed out, coughed for a long time, and then couldn't help but hold his chest and mocked: "The dead fat man is just a talent, laughing at the young master, I am the real talent, alas, this handsome boy is so low-key, he was actually involved in this tragic matter, he is really jealous of the talent!" ”

"Come on, the really handsome guy should be a mature handsome guy like our brother." When it came to Shuai, the Wu brothers also squeezed over shamelessly, which immediately attracted other sneers.

Graceful, handsome and chic is the most sacred position in the heart of the gentleman, the twelve gentlemen are not convinced by anyone, hungry and noisy for a long time, but did not fight for a victory, and finally simply rushed to the side of Xiao Sheng, who closed his eyes and recuperated, and asked him to comment.

"Lord Xiao, you say, who is the most handsome among us?"

Listening to the same question, Xiao Sheng opened his eyes again, looked around, and then said with a smile: "Actually, Young Master Qu Tu is good, rich, and stocky." ”

As soon as Qu Tuling showed a victorious smile, Xiao Sheng stretched out his hand again: "Young Master Jiang Zi is also good, shrewd and capable, and there are two little adults of the martial family, mature and chic, and ......."

The twelve gentlemen praised a circle, but they were confused, full of depression, Qu Tuling helplessly asked: "Lord Xiao, who is the most handsome?" ”

"The old man thinks that the most handsome person should be personable, mature and steady, even if he is very handsome, he never talks about it, and the most calm is the most handsome." patted his chest, Xiao Sheng smiled again, closed his eyes and closed his eyes, and was stunned for a long time, and the twelve gentlemen couldn't help but draw one of the classic movements of King Min together, the middle finger!

This kung fu, the door of the prison suddenly opened with a bang, and suddenly a Tianzhu beauty appeared in the light of the prison door, bright phoenix eyes, hot look, bewitching crop top, and a veil on the beautiful face, which made people's hearts itch, and for a while, the twelve gentlemen collectively flowed out of the ha!

"Run me, run me coming!"

"Nonsense, it's obviously a young man, alas~ People are too handsome to show mercy everywhere, creating evil!"

"Phew!"

"Okay, don't argue, whoever this beauty is the first to go to is the most handsome!" Or Jiang Zi broke the controversy, for a time all the gentlemen were mentioning the spirit of the twelve, showing all the side that they thought was the most handsome and chic, or chanting poems, or pretending to be deep, or simply flattering, walking into prison, Tianzhu Liren also lived up to expectations and looked for them among everyone.

"Lord Tang Envoy." Actually speaking fluent Tang Chinese, the beauty opened her arms and hugged the past, and immediately, all the gentlemen were dumbfounded, even Xiao Sheng himself, who was hugged, stared at him in surprise, pointed to his nose and said in astonishment: "Me? ”

It's really low-key and not kingly, handsome is the truth, hugged Xiao Sheng, Tianzhu beauty is a burst of tenderness, and said intimately in Xiao Sheng's ear: "Lord Tang Envoy, please rest assured, the concubine Tiga Sri will not let the usurper traitor harm the Tang Envoy, come, serve wine and food, Tang Envoy will wait with peace of mind, Diga Sri will definitely save you out!" ”

After speaking, the beautiful Tianzhu beauty left with a snap of her fingers, but a few slave servants and pets rushed in behind, exquisite food, wine, and even anti-mosquito bite ointment, came and went quickly, leaving the group of people behind, leaving the mission stunned.

After a while, Xiao Sheng came back to his senses in a pile of dumbfounded, picked up the wine jug and shook his head helplessly: "Alas, there is no way to be too handsome!" ”

"Heaven is unfair!" Qu Tuling and the others collectively vomited blood......

Anyway, the hungry rumbling stomach can be regarded as solved, picking up all kinds of Tianzhu delicacies and dim sum, the thirteen disciples of the Tang Mission ate ate with relish, not to mention that they are hungry, just the delicacy sent by the mysterious Tianzhu beauty is endless.

After eating for a long time, Wu Yuanqing, who was gnawing on the snack, suddenly raised his head in surprise: "That Tianzhu beauty just now said that she wanted to save us!" ”

Just now, Tianzhu Beauty spoke Sanskrit, and the Wu brothers, who practiced Sanskrit hard for business, understood, and said a word, Qu Tuling and the other twelve gentlemen's eyes lit up, who wants to die if they are alive?

Xiao Sheng's old eyebrows couldn't help but stir up, this time, he came to send him to death, the dead mission would greatly arouse the fighting spirit of the Fujian State, and he was rescued and fled back, how could it be a few points worse!

Twisting his fists, Xiao Sheng made a heavy decision.

Fortunately, there is a skylight, you can tell the cycle of time from the light and darkness, after eating a full meal, the Tang delegation suffered from hunger for two days, the hungry Jiang Zi looked at Qu Tuling three fat men, and his eyes came out with green light, on the morning of the third day, the door of the palace death row was finally kicked open, and dozens of Tianzhu forbidden troops rushed in, and the two of them dragged out with a Tang envoy.

"Tang Manzi, dare to anger our king, wait to die."

The door was actually a similar wooden cage prisoner cart, pushing, and the Tang envoys were stuffed in, and the two Wu brothers who cried for their father and mother were stuffed into it like a Qu Tu collar squeezed rice cake, clapped his hands and closed the cage door, and the leader of the Tianzhu Forbidden Army, who was full of meat, said triumphantly and fiercely.

It is really similar to the East, hundreds of Tianzhu soldiers are wearing a torn red robe, showing their fluffy chests, opening their teeth and dancing claws, beating gongs, leading prisoner cars to swagger through the city, going around from behind the palace, first passing through layers of monasteries, and then walking to the street where feces and urine flow, on both sides of the road, around the Buddha statues, countless Tianzhu people came out, and looked at the convoy with numb expressions.

Seeing the Tianzhu "buddies" who used to have fun together, Wu Yuanqing who was stuffed into the prisoner car upside down, and Qu Tuling almost died of shame, for the first time, Wu Yuanshuang, who was a little envious of his head pressed underneath, listened to the shouts of the executioner, and a strong sense of fear gradually filled his heart, Qu Tuling asked tremblingly.

"Hey, Brother Wu, you say, how will we be executed in a while, in a while?"

"Yes, it should be beheaded, right? It's gone with a click, no, don't be afraid! ”

was about to pee, Wu Yuanqing's voice trembled and pretended to be forced, so he managed to maintain the national character of the Tang people, on the other hand, Jiang Zi was a bear at this time, and he cried sadly: "Master doesn't want to die yet, let me go home!" ”

Among the group, they were more or less panicked, only Xiao Sheng, who was sitting at the front of the prisoner car, was still so calm, cross-legged and closed his eyes to recuperate, waiting calmly.

The convoy traveled around the street for half an hour, and the destination of this trip was finally shown in front of the eyes of a group of Tang envoys, the place of execution was not in the city, but on a dirt platform in the west of the city, how could it be that when it arrived at the place, even Wu Yuanqing, who had just been forced to calm down, was scared, and Uncle Xiao Sheng couldn't help frowning.

There was a big wooden pier on the ground, surrounded by the executioner and the Tianzhu forbidden army, the Tang delegation cried and shouted that they were pressed down on the wooden pier on their backs, but the executioner was not the expected executioner and the big knife, but the elephant!

The two male elephants weighing several tons showed off their martial arts and snorted into the execution ground under the traction of the elephant slaves, and stood side by side on both sides of the big wooden pier, their long noses dripping with mucus spewting hot air on the top of their heads, startling Wu Yuanqing's legs and stomachs trembling on the other side, and Wu Yuanshuang, who was next to him, was not much better, and a wave of wetness was released directly between his crotch.

"What's this for?"

"Hmph, isn't it very hard to behave in the temple? The grandfather who almost hurt also lost his head! ”

The person who came to the prison was actually the eunuch interpreter in the palace that day, speaking fluent Tang Chinese, this villain was really proud, holding his arms and shaking the sleeves of the wide eunuch robe, and roared with viciousness: "I also carry a box to carry a human head, which will make you not even have a human head!" Come, execution! ”

The elephant slave laughed bloodthirstily and patted the elephant's leg, this beast was also psychic, hissing and raising the elephant's feet on both sides of the wooden pier, seeing the basin-sized elephant's foot pocket step on his head, the most likely thing was to avoid Wu Yuanqing being frightened, spitting white foam and looking at the other end of his head depressedly, muttering sadly: "Lord Xiao, you are handsome and useless!" Low-key is king! ”

Poof, the elephant's feet fell heavily, and the sound of hissing water sounded......

Closed his eyes for a long time, didn't seem to feel anything, Wu Yuanqing opened his eyes sadly, but what caught his eye was a huge elephant's chin, to say that his kidney strength is really good, he was scared to pee, and he could still squirt a fountain to the ivory, and sprayed his two executioners, without waiting for Wu Yuanqing to sigh nonsensically for a while, the giant elephant on his head suddenly roared violently.

Poof~ This time it was the sound of blood, the sharp tusks directly pierced the anxious and stunned elephant slave beside him, seeing the elephant that suddenly went berserk, more than two hundred Tianzhu forbidden troops immediately panicked, scattered and shouted Sanskrit, no one pressed, Wu Yuanqing raised his head in astonishment, and just saw the Tianzhu beauty who came to visit the prison three days ago and slowly appeared on the sidelines wearing a military uniform and blowing a strange musical instrument.

"I'll go, is it really useful?" Watching the beauty get closer and closer, touching the sweat on his forehead, Wu Yuanqing subconsciously said in surprise.