Lang Xuan, said Tang Xia Zhou House, there is a circle of huts around the extravagant palace in the imperial city, these are the eunuchs live, just like the later Citi Country Hollywood movie behind the skyscraper There will inevitably be a small alley with sewage flowing, Batman Flash and other city heroes are bullying bad people in this kind of alley, and Xiao Guizi Gonggong is in the corridor gambling money developed and then tied up with the emperor and finally mixed into Lu Ding Gong, it can be seen that the lotus flower is out of the silt, that is still very reasonable, there must be a sewer where the gorgeous, just like in the Ming Dynasty, no matter how upright a gentleman is, he occasionally has to take a scoop.

Chi Changxuan's father-in-law Chi is now living in the corridor, surrounded by little eunuchs who are doing chores in the wine and vinegar noodle bureau, and when he thinks that he will live here in the future, Father-in-law Chi even has the heart to die.

It's not that he didn't go to ask his godfather Zhang Whale, but Zhang Whale never expected that Concubine De's anger came so quickly and so violently, it was really a grudge that didn't stay overnight, he just played a little trick in front of the emperor, and gave the uncle a little eye medicine, but he never thought that Niangniang actually turned her face and had a seizure, and found an excuse to beat Chi Changxuan twenty boards and threw it into the wine vinegar noodle bureau to manage the garlic cloves.

But who is Chi Changxuan? The eunuch of the palm print of the governor of the capital, the godson of Zhang Whale, the governor of Dongchang, is responsible for the emperor's travel, so to speak, where the emperor has gone, sometimes it is not clear to ask the celebrant supervisor, but the governor must know. Although the rank of this position is not high, but it is better to accompany the emperor around, Zhang Whale let his most useful godson hold the governor, its meaning is obvious, nothing more than the expectation that the saint will not decline, otherwise, although the governor of Dongchang is high and powerful, but also because of the high authority, can not always accompany the emperor around, then, this sentiment will be less and less, the favored governor of Dongchang in history, all of them are tightly grasped by the governor.

Zhang Whale replied to the emperor in the warm pavilion, and Concubine De also appeased a few words, but as soon as he left, Concubine De immediately found an excuse, saying that when she went to ask the Empress Dowager Rensheng yesterday, Chi Changxuan was in charge of the emperor's travel, but he didn't do a good job, and he was actually a little late when he arrived at the Empress Dowager Rensheng, wouldn't it delay the emperor's filial piety to the Empress Dowager, which is really unforgivable.

Chi Changxuan can really be said to be lying down and shot, and was immediately dragged to Concubine De Niangniang by several eunuchs with big shoulders and round waists, he was still trembling and begging for mercy, the eunuch made a mistake, and he must not distinguish it, doesn't it mean that the master is wrong, so he can only beg for mercy, but Concubine De Niangniang said with a calm and pretty face, if it is spread out, the hundred officials will chew their tongues and scold the emperor, and their crimes should be punished.

Chi Changxuan was so shocked that his soul was scattered, these fifty boards were knocked down, wouldn't he be dead, and he was shouting at Niangniang to spare his life, but Concubine De was angry, could he spare him, as for Wanli, he naturally knew what Concubine Ai meant, but Zhang Whale was a guy who couldn't do any errands and made Concubine Ai angry, and it was good to beat the people under his door to save him from cocking his tail, so he didn't say a word just when he didn't see it.

Chi Changxuan shouted several times, and when he was about to be dragged out of the door, seeing that Concubine De didn't speak, his heart was half cold, and he saw Zhang Hong in a blink of an eye, as if he had grabbed a life-saving straw, "Rong Zhaigong save his life......" As soon as he said half a sentence, he was dragged out of the door, and then the curtain on the door was lowered again, and after a while, Chi Changxuan's hoarse scream was faintly heard outside.

Zhang Hong knew it, sat on the chair silently, counted more than ten times silently in his heart, and then got up and said: "Niangniang, look at the face of the old slave, Rao Changxuan once!" ”

He took the time quite well, more than a dozen boards down, presumably Concubine De also breathed a sigh of relief, when the fifty boards are really real, no matter how strong the man is, he has to be killed, and he will be beaten to death for a dozen or so strokes, and it will be almost the same to give the mother a breath.

Zhang Hongsan was the old eunuch, and he was the master of ceremonies, and this face concubine had to be given to him, so he snorted and went out to bring Chi Changxuan in.

When Chi Changxuan was dragged in, the back of his buttocks was covered with blood, and as soon as he came in, he struggled and fell to the ground, crawled to Wanli with a rolling belt, and kowtowed again and again and cried: "Your Majesty, slave maid, slave maid will definitely ......do it with heart next time" Zhang Hong looked at it not far away, couldn't help but sigh faintly, sat down again, put on the glasses polished by the Wu family again, and lowered his head to review the official documents, but he didn't want to care about Chi Changxuan's life or death.

Father-in-law Chi's mistake was that he shouldn't have climbed after coming in, which obviously gave people a feeling that he had just beaten down with more than ten boards, and second, he should not ask the emperor but should ask Concubine De.

But he committed both, Concubine De's apricot eyes widened, her willow eyebrows raised slightly, looking at the eunuchs who pulled Chi Changxuan out to play the board, those eunuchs were glanced at by Concubine De, and immediately knew that something was wrong, and he knelt down, "The slaves and maids also counted and beaten, and there were twenty beatings, but they ...... It's just ......" said with a sad face and didn't know how to continue, could it be that he deliberately released the water?

If you want to talk about releasing water, there is a little bit, but the twenty boards are real, at most they didn't use all their strength, the most important thing is that Chi Changxuan climbed to the emperor like a monkey and begged for mercy, so that Concubine De not only did not lose her anger but became more angry, and it didn't work to talk in the palace?

Snorted coldly, Concubine De stood up and said, "Spare you this time, you will go to the wine and vinegar noodle bureau to report tomorrow!" In the future, all the garlic cloves in the palace will be under your control. As she spoke, she turned around and walked out of the warm pavilion, and she didn't even pay attention to Wanli calling behind her a few times.

Seeing that Ai Fei rushed out angrily, Wanli also had an evil fire rushing up, and he had no place to vent his anger, and kicked Chi Changxuan to the ground, "Bastard, what are you doing so fast?" Why didn't I kill you. ”

At this time, Chi Changxuan reacted, and regretted it to death at the moment, raised his hand to give himself two mouths, and then prostrate on the ground, "Your Majesty, slave maid...... Slave ......"

"Get out of here." Wanli roared.

From the eunuch in charge of the seal of the governor to the eunuch in charge of the garlic cloves in the wine and vinegar noodle bureau, although they are all one of the twenty-four yamen, the two sides are judged to be like mud, and they unintentionally fell from the clouds to the mortal world.

Father-in-law Chi was naturally unwilling, struggling and begging his godfather Zhang Whale, and Zhang Whale saw Chi Changxuan kneeling in front of him, and he couldn't believe it, this, this is inevitably coming too soon! If there is really a grudge, Concubine De's eyes will be revenge more ruthless than those of us who have no roots!

He didn't want to think about it, the court officials said, don't offend the eunuch if you offend anyone, and the eunuch is just like a woman, but Concubine De is a woman, you personally give her brother eye medicine in front of a woman's husband, can she not hate you? You still point out that she has a vendetta for the night? Dream on! The eunuch's eyes will be avenged in front of the woman, and the woman will not stay overnight if she has a grudge, and she can't even wait to turn around.

For a while, the Governor of Dongchang was on fire! Chi Changxuan also knelt on the ground and cried with a handful of snot and tears, "The ancestors can't protect their son, godfather, godfather, save your son!" If my son goes to the wine vinegar noodle bureau to take care of the garlic cloves, then he won't have to live......"

went up and kicked Chi Changxuan to the ground, Zhang Whale was still angry, and he lifted his foot with his robe and kicked him for a while, "Uncompetitive bastard, why didn't you kill you with twenty boards, our family told you to climb fast, told you to climb." Chi Changxuan hugged his head and shouted: "Godfather, godfather, spare your son......"

After kicking more than a dozen times, Zhang Whale felt his heart beating wildly, trembling and turning around to pick up the tea on the kang table, drinking it in one gulp, closing his eyes and gasping for a while, then he was more comfortable, put the tea cup on the kang table, turned around and sat on the kang, and sighed, "Hey! Get up! Speaking of which, I blame my godfather, I was too careless, I heard that Zhang Biao's bastard boy was beaten by Uncle Guo, and he couldn't help but turn his throat and said a little bit in front of the emperor, in the end, it was still Zhang Biao's bastard boy......" He said and squeezed his fist hard on the kang table, the tea cup jumped up with a bang, the teacup fell outside the tray, and made a few turns on the kang table, and the tea residue made the table all over.

As soon as Chi Changxuan turned over, he walked a few steps to the kang, and sobbed: "Godfather, it's all because the son is useless, and the son is not effective." ”

"Forget it!" Zhang Whale sighed, "You can't be blamed for this, Concubine De's hand is so powerful, and it's good to find an excuse, it's really so speechless, get up!" Godfather gives you some medicine. ”

The relationship between the eunuchs in the imperial city is very deformed, especially this kind of little eunuch worships under the door of the big eunuch after entering the palace, the relationship is the same as that of father and son, but this father-son relationship is based on interests and utilization, most of the big eunuchs will pick out the most capable among a bunch of godsons, and cultivate their own position, although the big eunuchs are powerful, but since ancient times, there are not many powerful eunuchs who have a good death, then, if they want to have a good death when they are old, then they must spare no effort to cultivate the godson who values it, but there are many godson of the big eunuch, It is impossible to cultivate them all, and in the end, the relationship between the godsons under the door is similar to raising Gu, devouring each other, see who is more scheming and more ruthless, but there must be a degree of this partiality, otherwise, the big eunuch will think that you are too vicious and dare not cultivate you, which is very important.

Chi Changxuan is loyal among Zhang Whale's godsons, and if he is clever, he is really not the most outstanding.

Lying on the kang, Father-in-law Chi only felt that his buttocks were cool, and for a while, tears flowed down, "Woo...... It's all useless for the son, not only can't he help the godfather, but he also gives the godfather ......"

Because the eunuchs are often beaten when they do errands, the eunuchs' wound medicine is extremely effective, if you talk about fame, the most famous wound medicine is the Shaolin Temple's wound medicine, but if you say that the effect, it is really the most effective wound medicine among the eunuchs.

"You! Go to the wine vinegar noodle bureau first, and the godfather is not good to speak for you now. Zhang Whale smeared the ointment on Chi Changxuan's buttocks with one hand, and said while wiping: "You have been on an errand with the emperor for a long time, and the emperor will also be worried about your feelings, but right now Concubine De is angry, after a while, Concubine De's anger will disappear, and there is no need for the godfather to speak, the emperor will also think of you...... It's better to be still than to be still, hey! This reason, I only figured it out when my godfather kicked you, my godfather was too impulsive, and he recklessly said something that shouldn't be said in front of the emperor, but he offended Concubine De Niangniang ruthlessly, you are a sin for your godfather! ”

If someone from outside sees this scene, no one can believe that this old eunuch who speaks lovingly is actually the powerful Governor of Dongchang, so there is no absolute bad guy in this world.

Father-in-law Chi listened to Zhang Whale's words, and honestly went to the wine vinegar noodle bureau to report, but he never expected that the conditions of this wine vinegar noodle bureau were so difficult, and the eunuch of the wine vinegar noodle bureau didn't give him a good face at all, and directly took him to a room full of garlic, and said lazily: "That's it, Gonggong Chi, please!" ”

When Chi Changxuan looked at the garlic piled up in the room, his heart was dead, especially the smell of garlic after it was piled up and rotten, it was really indescribable, he couldn't help but say, "Right here?" Father-in-law, can't you change places! ”

The chief eunuch of the wine and vinegar noodle bureau, Sui Liang, was full of meat from his father-in-law, and he was the head of the wine vinegar noodles who ate the card, and his ears were really tight, and he couldn't help but laugh after listening to Chi Changxuan's words, "Father-in-law Chi, do you think you are still the head of the governor?" Tell you, now you are our subordinate, our family has a word, let you die, you will die, let you live, you will live. ”

Chi Changxuan was also the head of one of the twenty-four yamen, and his close people in front of him were scolded by the fat-headed and big-eared dead eunuch in front of him, and his face suddenly couldn't hold back, "Father-in-law, don't deceive people too much, although we don't all know the eunuchs who are in charge of the seal, but our godfather ......"

"Gotta get it." Sui Liang never interrupted him angrily, and said sarcastically: "Who doesn't know wow! Zhang Whale Zhang Gonggong! So what? Our family is not rootless, our godfather Chenggong is also the master of ceremonies, we are afraid of you! Hey! I really don't know whether to live or die, do you think you can still get out of the wine vinegar noodle game alive? ”

He sneered a few times, twisted his fat ass and walked out of the door, Chi Changxuan heard this, Ji Lingling shivered, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he grabbed Sui Liangcong, and a smile suddenly appeared on his face, "Father-in-law, you ...... What do you mean by that? As he spoke, two pearls slipped through his palms.

Sui Liang looked at the two pearls in his hand, most of the eunuchs in the palace are treasure experts, if you can leave the palace, there is no problem with a pawnshop, look at the size and color of these two pearls, it is estimated that it is worth at least a hundred taels of silver, and immediately turned the pearl in his hand, and stuffed it into his arms, and then said: "Hey! Since you are so knowledgeable, we might as well tell you, from now on! You'd better sleep with your eyes open, if not, hehe! ”

He laughed twice, turned his head and left, but this time he was resolute, and he refused to say a word more, took two pearls, and vaguely revealed a word, this is his bottom line, and if he said more, even he would fall into the water.

The hairs behind Chi Changxuan's back stood up, and he couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva, although Sui Liang never made it clear, but he was not a fool, when it came to this, who did he offend to get to the wine vinegar noodle game? Doesn't that clearly mean that Concubine De wants his dog's life!

For a while, this room was gloomy, he seemed to have thought of the tragic appearance of his death in the garlic pile in this room, his whole body trembled, and the spirit shivered, and a heart seemed to pop out of his throat, at this time, he couldn't wait to run to Concubine De Niangniang to beg for mercy, but now he is just a eunuch in charge of garlic cloves in the wine and vinegar noodle bureau, but not all the eunuchs who know the seal of the eunuch, let alone see Concubine De Niangniang, I am afraid that he can't even get out of the wine and vinegar noodle bureau.

Standing for a while, he suddenly turned around and went out, went straight out, just walked to the door of the corridor, was stopped by several eunuchs with big shoulders and round waists, and the first eunuch smiled and said: "Grandpa Chi, where are you going?" ”

Chi Changxuan swallowed his saliva with a grunt, and quickly took out a few ingots of treasury silver from his arms, and said with a smile on his face: "A few fathers-in-law, let's ...... My godfather is Zhang Whale Zhang Dugong, and a few fathers-in-law will take this bit of silver to play with a few handfuls of silver......"

took the silver from Chi Changxuan's hand, and the eunuch headed by him threw the silver in his hand, and said hesitantly: "It is worthy of being the godson of Zhang Whale and Zhang Gonggong, who is in charge of the internal supply library!" Even the silver is full of official silver from the inner treasury...... However, Grandpa Chi, if we let you go, our heads will move. ”

When Chi Changxuan heard this, his mouth couldn't help but tremble, and he took a few steps back, "You...... Don't come here, I'll shout if you come again. ”

"Shout! There is no one in this wine vinegar noodle game, not to mention the ground where garlic is piled up, and no one will break your throat if you shout, hahahaha! Several eunuchs came up with a cruel smile, and the eunuch at the head pressed him to the ground, and several people suddenly twisted their hands and feet, and Chi Changxuan struggled desperately, and threw a burst of dust on the ground.

"Take rice paper and cover his face with ......"

“……”

"Try it, if you still have any gas!"

"Hmmm! Throw the corpse in the garlic heap, and let's go. ”

Before the evening, the news that the original Gongzhi Chi Changxuan was smoked to death by the smell of garlic in the room where the garlic was piled up in the wine and vinegar noodle bureau spread throughout the palace, Zhang Whale heard the news, sat on the kang with a buttocks, and his face was pale.

And at this time, the good official sent Sun Yinglong to the palace to solve the one million taels of silver was also sent to the household, the eunuch who solved the silver said very clearly to the household Lang official, this is the concubine Niangniang personally persuaded the long live lord, saying that this year's drought in various places, from the inner treasury to the household of the silver, the household is happy, to the Ming Dynasty as this home, it is extremely not easy, anyone who sees the account of one million taels of silver, will be happy.

Wanli naturally also got the news that Chi Changxuan [was smoked to death by garlic], first stunned, and then couldn't help but smile bitterly, and said to himself: "Hey! Ai Concubine, you can't rub the sand in your eyes! I'm good at what I mean for you. ”

However, this kind of thing is obviously not enough to make the emperor dilute his favor for Concubine De, so Chi Changxuan's death did not even set off a bubble in the palace, it was so silent, only those eunuchs who knew the reason when they were on an errand in the warm pavilion occasionally discussed a few words in private, and they couldn't even say sympathy for Gonggong Chi.

(To be continued)