Chapter 46: Hou Junji is a tragedy
Du Ho listened quietly in the dark, listening to their plans.
They have no evidence at all, and some are just some untrue things.
Although the matter is untrue, under the deliberate arrangement of people with intentions, this untrue thing is more terrible than the real thing, and it is more fatal. There are not a hundred but eighty characters who died in the four words of chasing wind and shadows in history, and Du He also knows the power of these four words.
What Hou Junji did would kill him, but if he succeeded, it would be no less than asking for half of his life.
The matter was decided, and Du He listened to Hou Junji: "The matter is so decided, as soon as I return to Chang'an, I will personally report the matter to Your Majesty." Then let Lord Sun, the eldest prince of Zhao Guo, help, and work with him to rectify the kid of the Du family, and see how else he can be rampant? Ha...... After receiving Mr. Xie's news, I was full of energy, and my stomach felt hungry. It's not early, so Mr. will go down and rest first. After tomorrow, it will be said that our army will be opened. Thinking about the four months to go, I was a little dazed. When he said this, his face was full of smiles, his frowning brows disappeared, and he specially ordered his subordinates to cook a bowl of noodles and let him fill his stomach.
Mr. Xie said goodbye with a smile and left, and after a while, the boiled noodles that Hou Junji asked for were also delivered.
Maybe he was really hungry, he looked at picking up the bamboo chopsticks, and he didn't care about the heat, and ate in a big gulp.
Seeing that Hou Junji ate so deliciously, Du He sneered in his heart: "Let the master add some ingredients to you, so that you can eat more deliciously." ”
He took a copper coin from his bosom, avoided the window, and came to the small hall on the second floor, and saw that the small hall was empty, and there was nothing special about Tianyi. Only in the corner of the staircase near the second floor is a one-man tall decorative vase.
Du He smiled coldly and threw the copper coin against the vase.
The copper coin castrated like the wind, and with a "dang" sound, it hit the vase.
In the early hours of the night, there was silence, and this crisp sound was as loud as a thunderbolt in a sunny day.
"Who?" Hou Junji was originally a general with extremely outstanding martial arts, and his reflexes were extremely good, so he shouted, took the sword in his hand, and dodged into the small hall.
But he didn't know that this move was in Du He's calculation, he moved like a spirit ape, got into the room through the window, took out the medicinal powder he was carrying, opened the seal, poured some into the noodle bowl, and was about to leave, thinking about it. remembered that Hou Junji not only beat his bereaved love but also insulted his father, and used this despicable trick to deal with himself, he turned his heart sideways, poured all the medicinal powder into his bowl, and snorted: "Kill and kill you to kill the virus, see if you can't kill you!" ”
Medicinal powder is not a very special thing, it is croton powder, which makes people eat diarrhea.
Because croton powder has the effect of killing viruses and insects, this thing is very common in the Western Regions, and herdsmen often use it to kill livestock, and people also have the effect of killing viruses when they eat it, but the key lies in the amount of modulation ratio. The human body is far inferior to that of horses, cattle and other animals. This person only needs half a croton to kill the virus, but the cow needs catties of croton to be effective.
The medicinal powder brought by Du He is for cattle, grinding more than ten catties of croton into powder, refining it into a pill with an alchemy furnace, grinding and boiling again, going back and forth several times, and concentrating the essence into a package of medicinal powder. This packet of powder is enough to pull the cow for a day and a night.
As for people, I don't know about this. Because no one has the courage to try it so far, when he bought this powder, the herdsman had repeatedly told him that if he used it for people, only the amount of a small nail cover was enough, and now, it is more than ten times the size of the little nail cover, and the croton powder is stirred evenly.
Hou Junji's noodles are Gaochang fennel, which already has a lot of granules. When fennel is mixed with croton powder, it does not leave any traces at all, but has a bean aroma.
Just as he was about to leave, the sound of footsteps sounded at this time. Du He was taken aback, he heard that the person had arrived at the door, he was a foot away from the window, although he couldn't catch himself when he went out at the moment, but people could find that his surname was great.
In less than a second of thought, the other person had already rolled under the bed.
One person walked into the house, looking at the hem of the pants, Du He knew that it was Hou Junji who had gone and returned.
I only heard Hou Junji muttering to himself while closing the door: "It turned out to be a cat!" What a fuss......"
It turned out that it was no coincidence that on this night, two uninvited people came to this courtyard.
One is Duho and the other is a wild cat. The crisp sound made by Du He not only frightened Hou Junji, but also frightened the wild cat, making Hou Junji think that it was a wild cat, and he didn't check the source of the sound in detail, and came back in advance.
watched the footsteps and walked to the table, followed by a "whoosh" noodle eating sound, and at the end I heard him burp.
Then Hou Junji called someone to clean up the tableware, sat in the seat and read the book.
Listening to the sound of flipping books, Du He, who was lying under the bed, secretly complained to himself, wouldn't he buy a copycat, would he be able to read a book leisurely after eating so much croton powder?
Just when he was waiting impatiently, there was a sound of "chirp" in his ears, and he couldn't help grinning, it was the sound of his stomach.
Remembering the sound of hurried footsteps, Hou Junji ran out of the room quickly.
Seeing that everything was done, Du He left the mansion in a big way, returned the night clothes to Huangfu Haohua, returned to the mansion, and went to sleep with a sweet smile.
On this night, he had a dream that Hou Junji didn't wake up because he ate his own special noodles, the sky was dark, his strong body became skin and bones, and his weight of more than 160 catties was sharply reduced to 100 catties.
Although this dream is exaggerated, the reality is no different from the dream.
He slept well and was sweet, and when he slept at dawn, he didn't know that Hou Junji had already made a fuss there.
The original solemn mansion has almost become a vegetable market with people coming and going.
A large group of people gathered in front of the latrine, looking at the latrine nervously, anxious, like ants on the hot pot, fidgeting.
They were all soldiers and generals under Hou Junji, and after getting the news of his accident, they all flocked to him. A large number of people invite doctors, and those who come up with ideas are in a hurry.
At this moment, the side door opened, and a foul smell came to the face, and everyone held their breath in unison. The military doctor walked out almost in disgust.
The medicine under Du He is too heavy, and the human body is really unbearable.
Directly caused Hou Jun to not even leave the latrine, occasionally exhausted to wipe off the filth, out of the latrine, immediately feel like the stomach is overturned, have to get into it again. Tragically, even the doctor could only go to the toilet and watch him poop while treating him.
After the soldiers came out with the army doctor, they gathered him in a circle one after another and asked him gossiping.
"How's the handsome?"
"What kind of disease does the big handsome have?"
"Is Dashuai's life in danger...... I'm bah, it's time to fight, how can something happen to the big handsome. It's fine tonight, why is it like this at night? ”
…… The military doctor made them dizzy, sighed and shook his head: "The handsome body is extremely weak, and his pulse is quite slow. I can't tell the cause of him. It looks like I've just eaten something unclean. ”
In ancient times, diagnosing a disease required looking and hearing and feeling the patient's pulse calmly, so as to find the root of the disease. This diagnosis in the stinking latrine is really a test of the doctor's medical skills.
The military doctor was in charge of surgery, and there was nothing he could do about this condition, which was neither a disease nor a poison, but he could only detect that the cause was that he had eaten the wrong thing.
Hou Junji walked out of the toilet with vain steps, walked two steps, his feet were soft, and the whole person fell to the ground with a "poof": this thatched pit that had been squatting all day, pulling his legs was weak, and now he couldn't even walk the basics, and his face was pale and terrible.
The soldiers were panicked and hurriedly helped Hou Junji up.
Shen Hui's eyes were red with urgency, and he almost cried, shouting, "Go find the doctors in the city, maybe they know what's going on!" ”
Hou Junji's whole body hung on Shen Hui's body, and the feeling of weakness and digging his heart made him, a battle-hardened general, want to die, "Noodles, I only started after eating that bowl of noodles!" As soon as he said this, his face changed dramatically again.
"Quick, help me in, quick...... It's coming out soon......"
…… After receiving a reminder from Hou Junji, a vote of Wenchen generals immediately took action and planned to launch an investigation, but they were all filled with righteous indignation, saying that they must catch the murderer and peel him for cramps.
But it was only a cup of tea, and they came back one after another.
It was his guards who cooked noodles for Hou Junji, and because it was late at night, the guards did not wake up the chef and cooked the noodles themselves. The guards have followed Hou Junji for more than 20 years, it is impossible to take the drug, and there were no suspicious people entering and leaving at that time, and the only evidence is that the guards have washed off when they are cleaning up.
There was no clue at all, and there was no way to find out.
The doctors in Xizhou City also invited them.
Individual doctors saw Hou Junji's problem at a glance.
It's not that their medical skills are so skilled, it's just that this situation is too common here in Gaochang.
Croton insect removal is a familiar thing to every doctor here, and they also know how to treat them, but almost as agreed, all the famous doctors in Gaochang have made helpless expressions.
Some time ago, they all suffered the sins of Hou Junji, and there was no possibility of curing him at this moment.
It is the cycle of heavenly principles, and retribution is unpleasant.
For two days in a row, Hou Junji spent almost all of his time in the latrine, and the things in his stomach were empty, and in the end, all he pulled out was blood.
In just two days, Hou Junji has changed from a sturdy man to a person whose eyes are deep and he can't stand up in battle, and he even needs someone to support him when he squats in the pit, otherwise there will be a danger of sitting down. His whole face seemed to be drenched in boiling soup, so wrinkled that it was completely drooped down, without a trace of blood. Because I soaked in the toilet for two days, I was filthy and smelly, my hair was unkempt, and I was extremely depressed. There is no appearance of a general of a hundred battles at all, but a tramp waiting to die.
When Du He heard the news and came to the toilet to visit, he almost couldn't believe that it had only been two days before Hou Junji had become like this.
(To be continued)