Seventy-four times on Jiang Gan
Zhou Yu was originally discussing the military in the big tent, although there has been no large-scale military movement in the past 20 days, but as a general, during the confrontation with Cao Jun, what can he do without discussing the military!?
"Governor Dadu, Captain Xu is here to report. There is Jiujiang Jiang Gan, who claims to be a classmate of the governor, and he came to visit. "A soldier came to report.
"Ziyi?" Zhou Yu and Jiang Gan hadn't seen each other for several years, and they couldn't figure out his sudden visit for a while, but after thinking about it carefully, it was estimated that Cao Cao sent him as a lobbyist. But since he came to visit him, it didn't matter if he saw him. "Invite him in."
At this time, Lu Su, who had been in Jianghuai for a long time, also asked: "But Jiujiang Jiang Ziyi?" “
Qiao Ren wondered, isn't Jiang Gan a comedy character? How do you look at Lu Su's reaction is not very similar. Qiao Ren tried to ask, "Who is this Jiang Gan?" “
Lu Su glanced at Qiao Ren strangely and said, "Ziyan is a person from Lujiang, but he doesn't know Jiang Ziyi, a famous man in Huainan. Maybe it's because Ziyan came to Wu when he was a child! ”
Of course, Qiao Ren can't say about the novels of later generations, only praise: "Exactly! Precisely! ”
Lu Su relieved Qiao Ren's siege, and continued: "Jiang Gan is a famous Jianghuai scholar, and his eloquence is unparalleled. It is said that Zhuge Kongming also had a war with him in the past, but no one knows the result. Moreover, this Jiang Gan is full of wit, and he is a first-class talent in the world. ”
'Huh? In Qiao Ren's heart, Jiang Gan's image has always stayed in the Heroes Club, the fool who was played around by Zhou Yu, but he didn't want this Jiang Gan to be so powerful, but it's no wonder, if he is really a fool, will Cao Cao believe him?
Zhou Yu sighed: "I used to be close to Ziyi, but I don't want him to be a lobbyist today." ”
Zhou Yu hurriedly ordered a few words, and then took all the generals and ministers in the tent and a cadre of personal guards, and hundreds of people except the camp tent to greet Jiang Gan at the main gate.
I only saw that in the winter wind of hunting, Jiang Gan was dressed in white, with fluttering clothes and ribbons, like a fairy, and only brought a scholar, who came to Zhou Yu with a calm demeanor and said: "Gongjin, don't come to harm!" ”
Zhou Yu also scolded with a smile: "Ziyi is good and hard, and he is far away in the rivers and lakes, is it possible that he is to be Cao Cao's lobbyist?" ”
"Haha!" Jiang Gan laughed when he heard this: "Gong Jin, we haven't seen each other for many years, why do you say that I am Cao Cao's lobbyist as soon as we meet?"
Zhou Yu also smiled when he heard this: "Although Yu is not as smart as Shi Kuangzhi, he knows the elegance when he hears the dazzling sound!" ”
Jiang Gan didn't see the slightest hurry and said, "You know, I know." But I don't know if you know what I know. ”
Zhou Yu didn't talk nonsense, made a gesture of invitation with one hand, and said in his mouth: "If you talk about verbal kung fu, ten Zhou Gongjin is not your opponent, and Ziyi is also invited in." ”
After the two sides made a false salute, Zhou Yu invited Jiang Gan into the big tent, the wine and food were all prepared, and the civil and military ministers were also waiting on both sides, just waiting for Zhou Yu to take a seat. Zhou Yu took Jiang Gan's hand and sat down on the main seat, and then everyone else also sat down. At this time, Qiao Ren waved his hand, and the bands on both sides also played music, and the banquet officially began.
Zhou Yu first picked up the wine bottle and said, "This is my classmate and friend." Although he came here from Jiangbei, he was not a lobbyist of the Cao family. At the same time, he handed the sword given by Sun Ce into the hands of Qiao Ren, who was the next hand, and said: "Ziyan is a protector, and today he holds my sword and supervises the wine." Today's banquet only talks about Fengyue, and does not mention military and political affairs at all! ”
"It's brother-in-law!" Qiao Ren also changed his name appropriately. Qiao Ren followed Zhou Yu's instructions and sat on the side to supervise the wine.
The generals are in the army, it is rare to drink today, and they are even more open to drink, especially many generals are carrying jars to enter Jiang Gan, and the most strange thing is that Jiang Gan does not refuse to come. It can be seen that the generals' evaluation of him in their hearts is several dimensions better than Zhuge Liang. Gan Ning and Zhou Tai surrounded them and kept toasting, especially Gan Ning, who was already familiar with the hundred famous masters and vertical and horizontal, and Jiang Gan was one of the masters, and the two unconsciously chatted about academics.
Halfway through the banquet, many scribes could no longer drink, and only the generals were still drinking. Zhou Yu took Jiang Gan's hand and walked out of the tent, 'just right' Qiao Ren's escort troops outside, all of them were in armor and extremely powerful.
Zhou Yu pointed at these halberd-wielding guards and swords with his big hand and asked Jiang Gan, "Ziyi! What do you think of my Koto sergeant? Comparable to Cao Cao! ”
Jiang Gan, as a celebrity, has a naturally vicious eye, and can see that the troops in front of him must be the elite of the Jiangdong Army, but the troops in front of him are indeed comparable to Cao Cao's Northern Army, and he sighed: "It's really a tiger and a bear."
Saying that, Zhou Yu pulled Jiang Gan to the place where the grain and grass were gathered, looked at the mountains of grain and grass and asked, "Ziyi, you see, is my grain and grass enough?" ”
When Jiang Gan heard this, he had no choice but to reply: "The soldiers are full of food, and their reputation is well deserved." ”
At this time, Zhou Yu seemed to be a little drunk, and he couldn't walk very steadily, and asked questions: "When I wanted Yu and Ziyi to be classmates, I never looked forward to today" In the end, the elegant Zhou Yu also hiccuped, and his eyes gradually blurred.
"Yes, with my brother's talent, it is too much." Jiang Gan said: "Gongjin, you are drunk! ”
"I'm not drunk!" Zhou Yu shook Jiang Gan's hand and said: "The husband is in the world, he meets the master of his confidant, the righteousness of the monarch and the minister outside, the grace of the flesh and blood inside, the words must be done, the plan must be followed, the blessings and misfortunes are shared, Yu and Bo Fu are like brothers." If Su Qin, Zhang Yi, Lu Jia, and Li Sheng come back, their mouths are like hanging rivers, and their tongues are like sharp blades, and they can move my heart! ”
After speaking, Zhou Yu fell into Jiang Gan's arms, looking at Zhou Yu in his arms, but an inexplicable smile appeared on the corner of Jiang Gan's mouth. "Come on, most of you are drunk."
After finishing speaking, the prepared soldiers immediately rushed up, set up Zhou Yu and went to the bedroom, and Zhou Yu, who was originally drunk and unconscious, suddenly spoke again: "Ziyi, we haven't seen each other for several years, and we should talk with candles tonight..."
When the sergeant carried Zhou Yu into the tent, Zhou Yu had already fallen asleep, and kept saying, "Come to Ziyi to drink!" "Bo Fu treats me well" and turned over the bed and vomited from time to time.
How could Jiang Gan sleep, so he had to get up and look around, and by the faint candlelight, he happened to find that there was a letter on the case, and under the impetus of curiosity, Jiang Gan picked up the nameless letter and read it carefully. When he saw Zhang Yun and Cai Mao's pen, his face suddenly changed greatly, and he said in a deep voice: "Gongjin, I know you haven't slept, get up!" ”
Zhou Yu was unmoved when he heard this, and continued to pull the call. Jiang Gan was not annoyed when he saw this, and said with a smile: "Okay, you Zhou Gongjin, are you really an incompetent person?" Such a superficial discord can fool me. ”
Zhou Yu, who was sleeping at this time, couldn't pretend anymore, so he had to turn over and stare at Jiang Gan. And Qiao Ren, who was hiding outside the tent, also hurriedly entered.
Looking at Zhou Yu who turned over and Qiao Ren who entered, Jiang Gan smiled and said, "It's just that you two want to borrow my hand to get rid of Cai Mao and Zhang Yun." How can I really be an idiot. Gong Jin, when did you win against me in the past four years as our classmates. Qiao Ziyan, when I visited Qiao Gong in the past, how could I have despised you. ”
Qiao Ren didn't want this Jiang Gan to come to visit Qiao's father, but Jiujiang and Lujiang were so close, and it was normal for them to have contacts as celebrities.
Hearing that Zhou Yu and Qiao Ren didn't know how to talk about it, Jiang Gan still maintained a demeanor when he saw this, and said: "Gong Jin, you and I have been classmates for three years, when you know what kind of person I Jiang Gan is, Cao Cao's name is Han Xiangshi is a Han thief, how can I be a lobbyist for him!" To tell you the truth, I'm here for the same thing as you. ”