Chapter 0593 - Go Beat Soy Sauce
In other words, as soon as the fleet of the He family delegation of the Cochin Kingdom docked at the Taipei wharf, 300 three-masted warships, not a small number, more than 2,000 people, were mighty and powerful. The congratulatory delegation of the Jiaozhi country was a big congratulatory family for this rose wedding, and the tour guides sent by Harvard University were Wang Mumu's old man Zu EMU and Zhou Zhoufang, and they hurriedly arranged them in a community called Nanfang Chengbao in the northeast of Harvard. Zu said that the indoor living utensils are readily available, you take a day of rest first, and the day after tomorrow we will take you on a sightseeing tour. As for the head of your delegation, Princess Li Weihua, who arrived on Ryukyu Island in advance, we will inform her, and she will definitely contact you as soon as possible.
Early in the morning of the third day, Xiao Helen and Hu Erke took the four seabirds and others to Shamao Mountain with the tour guide Zu Qilu and Thursday Fang. As soon as she entered the door, little Helen said: "Hey, everyone, listen up, I'm going to have a high-level meeting of the Jiaozhi Guohe Parent Group, so, champion Hu Erke, national teacher Li Daocheng, general Li Changjie, you guys come here, let's talk secretly, the four seabirds are on alert!" β
After being in place, Little Helen said: "Everyone, I, Little Helen, Harvard Little Red Flower No. 1, now on behalf of Harvard and Haiyu State, welcome the Jiaozhi wedding group led by the Golden Diamond Princess Li Weihua......"
General Li Changjie is not used to Xiao Helen's way of constantly changing roles between words, chewing and bent on catching up.
National teacher Li Daocheng thought, this little girl who is as slippery as an otter is going to play some tricks again, hehe, the master is not lonely!
The champion Hu Erke was slandered, this little princess, at home, the yin and yang are declining, how can she be so strong outside, a little girl has to take care of three big men, hehe, I'm sorry, I only talk about the phenomenon and don't talk about the essence, in fact, there are two males and one female, I am confused, I have to keep adjusting, keep pace with the times, adapt to the situation, male and female are difficult to argue, offside is in place, and can not eat red cards.
Little Helen continued: "Right now, the rose wedding of Wang Mumu, the governor of the Great Song Sea Prefecture, the king of Yipin Jinghai, and the vice president of Harvard University, is imminent. This big wedding is an open group wedding. Therefore, at that time, there will be thousands of newlyweds who will receive the blessings of heaven and earth and the blessings of the Bodhisattva with the Lord Mumu. Just imagine, who would be indifferent to such a beautiful and shiny cheap thing? Therefore, this princess has decided, and this princess will keep pace with the times with the champion Hu Erke, integrate into the roses of this August, and achieve a good story for thousands of years and a hundred generations. However, the parents of the champion Hu Erke are not nearby, far away in Batong, North Vietnam, as a child, when life is a major event, how can they forget the grace of parenting, not to mention the three books and six ceremonies. The parents of this champion Hu Erke, the national teacher, you know, are the head of a mountain in the north of Vietnam. This is long, the official is not big, the burden is not light, the place under his jurisdiction, astronomy and geography, trivial, everything has to be managed, and he is too busy to get out. But I, Li Weihua, as a princess, how can I not understand the truth that filial piety comes first? Therefore, I decided that tomorrow, I will go to North Vietnam with the champion Hu Erke to welcome the parents of the champion Hu Erke to attend the Mid-Autumn Festival in Taipei in August......"
National teacher Li Daocheng was thinking, what does this little girl mean? Want to slip away? Don't be our umbrella anymore? What Hu Erke's parents? There is no Hu Erke in the world, where are Hu Erke's parents? Alas, it's time to play with the brain again, it seems that so far, this golden diamond girl has not been able to distinguish the male and female of the champion husband. That, she thinks so, and she should too. However, Hu Erke! You female! Why didn't you stop Li Weihua? Who are you? You don't know it yourself? Are you going to go to North Vietnam to find your parents? Find your soul! Do you want to die? No, I've got to tap her, no, him; Don't forget the characters; No, don't forget your true colors!
National teacher Li Daocheng: "Little princess, Zhuangyuanlang does not forget to nurture grace, this is very good!" However, special affairs, many of the newlyweds in this rose wedding are students of the first phase of Harvard, most of these people are orphans, and they are all fatherless and motherless, so I estimate that in the wedding, the procedure of offering tea to the elders will be diluted, after all, it is a big day, who will arouse the sadness of having no father and no mother, so don't be different, you are also like most newlyweds, first worship heaven and earth in the Ryukyus, and then go to the north of Vietnam to meet your parents! Ahh β
Little Helen did not hesitate: "Not good! Let me tell you, most of the students in the first phase of Harvard are orphans, this is true, but they are not fatherless and motherless, the princess mother is their mother, and the prince Mumu is their father, on the wedding day, they will definitely make tea to the princess mother and the prince's father, perhaps, on the wedding night, they will also give a cup of tea to their biological parents in another world in their own nest, and tell their parents about their efforts and their luck in their dreams, but, no matter what, they can't be regarded as parentsless. And the situation of the champion Hu Erke is different, his parents are still alive, how can he worship others as parents? Isn't this cursing your own parents? National teacher, general, think about it, if he is such a person, will I still want him? Well? β
Li Daocheng was speechless, the secret about Concubine Song's hairpin was only known to himself, the emperor and the queen mother, and he talked about non-proliferation, then, now, what should I do? He looked up at General Li Changjie.
General Li Changjie and Little Helen have never met, and their understanding of Little Helen is based on rumors. Now I hear that little Helen wants to accompany her fiancΓ© to the mountains to meet her future in-laws, which is not bad, there is no princess's shelf, for the sake of her husband's face, she will work tirelessly, and she should be supported. But as soon as she's gone, aren't we headless flies? How do I find out about secrets? Will you run into walls everywhere? Or, talk to her about the conditions: "Princess Golden Diamond, go and meet your future in-laws, this is the way it should be, but you have to go early and return early, hurry up, okay?" β
Li Daocheng is depressed, you are a martial artist, what do you know? Talk nonsense! The pair in front of us is like-sex attractable, where did they come from? Even if you don't have it in another world, you don't know it, what do you say, and quickly deny: "General Li, they worship their in-laws?" It's unnecessary, it's redundant, it's a waste of money, it's a waste of energy......"
Li Changjie was unconvinced, you civil officials are like this, say one thing and do another. For the sake of interests and comfort, you can ignore the hard work of your parents and forget your roots, so you are a little disdainful of Li Daocheng: "National teacher, you don't like what you say, Jiaozhi once circulated a "kneeling sheep picture", painting a kneeling sheep. Side book: The ancient sages and sages are filial piety, and the door of all goodness is based on filial piety. Respecting relatives like sages achieves the great meaning of life. The kindness of parents is as heavy as a mountain, and they do not forget their roots. To be a person drinking water, you must think of the source, so as to be worthy of your parents. The lamb kneels and feeds, closing its eyes and sucking the mother's fluid; Grateful for the mother's kindness, the body is flattered. Knee to the ground, posture like salute; Little lamb, nature makes sense. Filial piety in the world, do not hesitate in time. Once Yufeng, don't abandon it. The father's illness is for the son's labor; The mother's heart is worried, but the child is not finished. How many floating clouds and wandering children's dreams, rushing to the distant countryside, parents leaning on the window, looking forward to the news of their children. After the accumulation of many winds and frosts, the parents' faces have grown old, and when they repent, they have not been able to repay their parents. As a child, you must think about the source of drinking water; Complete life, filial piety without shame. Children's hearts, no matter where they are, give their parents a thanksgiving ......"
Li Daocheng wondered, this guy with developed limbs and a simple mind couldn't blame him, and he didn't know the real situation, so he said to himself: "Those who don't know are not guilty......
Li Changjie misunderstood what Li Daocheng meant, Li Daocheng said that Li Changjie did not know the truth and had no fault, and Li Changjie thought that Li Daocheng was inspiring little Helen to avoid the nurturing grace of her parents by not sinning if she did not know, so he persuaded Li Daocheng: "National teacher, it is rare that Princess Jinzui and Zhuang Yuanlang have this filial piety, and we should support it." As the saying goes, filial piety comes first, and treat every elder well: father, mother, father-in-law, mother-in-law, father-in-law, mother-in-law! National teacher, the most difficult thing in the world is the kindness of parents, I hope we can all respect our parents with a heart of reciprocation, and filial piety to our parents with a grateful heart......"
Li Daocheng glanced at Hu Erke and thought, you can forgive others for whatever they say, why are you Concubine Song following Li Weihua to coax you? Where are you going to find your parents who don't have any? But now he was limited to the presence of Li Weihua and Li Changjie, so he couldn't say it clearly, so he glared at Hu Erke and asked, "Zhuangyuanlang, tell me yourself, can you go here?" Should this one go? β
Hu Erke replied in a low voice: "This can go, this should go." Because, as we all know, once upon a time, the grass ghost Ba Po, who was quite beautiful in northern Vietnam, is now out of touch, and there are fewer bad lucks. Then, if we don't seize every opportunity in our limited life, maybe, after some time, those three women, four women, five women and six women in the north of Vietnam will lose contact; Further, nine women and ten women, thirteen women and twenty-one women will also lose contact. That, there are many dreams at night, and if my parents don't contact me for a long time, maybe they will lose contact. I'm worried about that......"
Li Daocheng was angry in his heart, you guy who plays soy sauce, pretend! Still worried about losing contact? Praise one, it turns out that our emperor's Concubine Song is still a powerful acting force. Hehe, afraid of losing contact? I'm afraid of your soul! If you really want to get in touch with a ghost father and a ghost mother, then you should be afraid that you will lose contact with your soul?
Little Helen talked about efficiency and said: "Everyone, don't chatter, my journey to the north with Zhuang Yuanlang to find our roots is immutable, and we will hurry up and rush back before the Mid-Autumn Festival." During our absence, the national teacher and the general, you two should restrain the people, follow your wishes, listen to the arrangements of the Harvard people, and I will also leave you the light bulb and tail, look at the mountains here, look at the water here, look at the people here, and see the future here......"
Hu Erniang has done enough homework beforehand, for the light bulb and tail, once, Hu Erniang told them, I know that you two are the emperor's prostitutes, and the key to your chastity is still in my hands, do you want to let it go? The guy with the bulb and the tail, although not an M500 large-caliber revolver, is also larger than a mini agent gun, and it is always closed in the holster, running and dripping, and doing it to himself. Now Hu Erke can let their little brothers see the light of day again, of course, they can't ask for it, so, after hearing the words, they didn't say a word, and their trouser belts were loosened, without reservation, and they asked for liberation. The light bulb and the tail feel very normal, you have a good heart, enough buddy, brother, I thank you, brother, please solve our local problems. However, they didn't know that the person in front of them was also an actor, but his foundation was different from theirs, and his orientation was opposite. Hu Erniang was blushing at the time by the light bulb and tail, but she couldn't criticize others, this is really not a crime for those who don't know. Since then, Hu Erniang began to brainwash the two of them who came sideways and erected, and both of them also obeyed and obeyed.
Now, at this four-person secret meeting, Xiao Helen just insists on her own opinion, and Li Daocheng is helpless. Little Helen gave the light bulb and tail to Li Daocheng, and explained a few words to the tour guide Zu Jiche and Thursday Fang, who came with her, and said that she was going to drift north, and she didn't want you to send it, and you were tired from the journey, so rest more.
Little Helen left the Shamaoshan apartment, and went to Hu Dong to return to his life, Hu Dong said, give you and the four seabirds a task, that is, now, Hu Xi, Xiao Meini, and Hua Fairy sent the wounded to Taipei in advance, and then Geng Haoshan, Mai Ba, etc. also came to Taipei, today is August 6, I ask you, within seven days, teach these people how to use personal aircraft, broadcasting equipment, soft strike weapons and various new Harvard products, go, seven days before marriage, August 13 back, you still have a task, to participate in the wedding seven days of music. Now, go to Kaohsiung City, 250 kilometers to the south, where the sky and the sea go up to the sea, and the ping-pong sounds are loud, where these international friends can't see or hear .......
After Hu Dong finished arranging Little Helen and the others, he went back to meet the guests of the Mediterranean who he hadn't seen for many years.
In the living room, it's been a long time, everyone, many, once a business partner, and then a robbed robber, a few big fights, acquaintances, captives, bowed their heads, stripped naked, knelt down, drugged, amazed, convinced, admired, worshipped.
As soon as Hu Dong entered the living room, most of the guests stood up, and then the minority obeyed the majority and became all of them. In the applause, Hu Dong first beckoned, then bowed, and then shook hands with the leaders of the delegations one by one.
Hu Dong first shook hands with Kaspersky and Lewinsky, the chief and deputy heads of the delegation of the Eastern Roman Empire, and said, "Look, little Daini who is following me has grown a lot taller, right?" Before Hu Dong's words fell, little Daini suddenly rushed over, hugged Lewinsky tightly, and rubbed her mother's cheek vigorously. Hu Dong smiled and said, little girl, don't favor one over the other, there is another one here! Little Daini turned to her father and hugged her, whispering a few words. Hu Dong went over and hugged Lewinsky and put his face on it.
Hu Dong walked over and talked to Sophie from the French delegation? Uncle Ma and Meng Tejiao? Ji Ji Xiannu and his wife shook hands and said so, sloppy for Huxi: the journey was hard. Originally, in Socotra, Princess Sissi, Queen of Rhodes, was going to go to the Ryukyus with everyone here on the way, but something happened in Socotra, and Princess Sisi needed to save people, so she flew first, these days, she grasped these two cases in the study of rescue, she wanted to bring the treatment here back to the Mediterranean, so she didn't come with me, three or five days later, let her come to toast with you.
At this time, the princess of Babylon, the head of the Arab Imperial delegation, came over and saluted Hu Dong. Said: Queen Ruth, the two members of my regiment were seriously injured, and I am also sad, but this may be fate, I think these two people are in danger, especially the seriously injured who have two calves crushed into pulp, and they can't be cured at all, so you don't have to bother more, your charity, I am here to represent the empire, thank you.
Hu Dong replied: Dear guests from afar, you are our guests, which is equivalent to our own people. Therefore, the injuries of those two people are the injuries of my Ryukyuan people, and we will do our best. To be honest, I have already seen the seriously injured man, and it is very troublesome, but, princess, please rest assured, both of them are now out of danger. I can basically say that in our Harvard Medical School, young people, as long as they don't lose their heads, don't stop their heartbeats, any injury, can be saved. In a few days, when the two of them recover better, I will send the two to the princess and princess?
When Hu Dong was amazed by the ability of the hospital here, he went to Pompeii with the Italian delegation? Boccaccio and Fendi? The Armani couple shook hands and said, "Now Huxi is the queen of Rhodes, Princess Sisi, who now runs in Rhodes, and she is only 13,400 kilometers away from your Italy by sea, and in the middle is the island of Crete; My island is farther away from you, and I have to add 500 kilometers, okay, I met today, I hope that in the future, we can help each other, open up the world together, and create miracles together!
Hudong came to Omar, the head of the Seljuk delegation? Khayyam bowed respectfully and said, "Scholars are welcome to visit Ryukyu Island, and if they need anything here, they should speak up." For the convenience of the university scholars, tomorrow I will invite one of my aunts to meet you, her name is Ye Afandi, she is a Seljuk native, she is the daughter left by her father in Seljuk when he was the great imam Avanti on a study tour, she is also the sister of Avatar, she is very knowledgeable. If there's a question she can't answer, she'll come to me, and we can work together on these world-class problems.
Hu Dong came to the head and deputy head of the Green Clothes Food, Merek? Everdler and Tirac came forward, saluted and said: Thank you for the support you have been giving me and Sissi, I don't want to say thank you, my other aunt is called Ye Mi Die'er, she was the daughter of a lord of your South Saracen Empire in North Africa, you should have a common language, you can find her if you have something, of course, if you have a big problem, you can also come to me, I have everything you need.
Hudong came to the head of the Ghaznavid delegation, Abul? Hassan? Iraq came to him, saluted and said: As the saying goes, it is better to stay at home than to go out, in order to eliminate your strangeness here and solve the language barrier, I also have an aunt named Ye Naqin, she is a big cannibal in black, I ask her to entertain the guests on my behalf.
Hudong came to the head of the delegation of Kievan Rus' Vyacheslav? Vladimirovich's side, this is his own subordinate defeated, so, no need to be polite, after nodding, said: As the saying goes, if you go out for a mile, it is better to be at home, and from tomorrow I will arrange a little golden cat to be your translator, and Tongji is no problem.
Hudong came to the Holy Roman Empire's leader Audi? Adidas and Sarah? Before Kona and his wife, after a pleasant greeting, they walked to Stephen in the Kingdom of Serbia? Captain Stankovic, this person asked Hu Dong a lot of questions and made a lot of requests, such as......