Room 2025 in a building in a residential area in Zhabei District, Shanghai, 2010.

"Hey, hey, hey......".

More than an hour later.

"Woo ......", accompanied by a wolf howl, startled a group of people who were dreaming of spring.

"Hey, the one next door, I didn't let people sleep, I have been fighting for more than an hour, don't work so hard, no matter how hard I can't brew a son, even if there is, you are so lacking in morality, you are also a no asshole", a neighbor shouted dissatisfied.

"You kid has taken too much medicine, be careful of being boiled dry", one cursed.

"Hmph, with his body, can he fight for more than an hour? That kid must be afraid of revealing his stuff, so he deliberately shouted there", and he didn't believe it at all.

……

"Jealousy, Chiguoguo's jealousy, which one is not convinced, let's go to the 'heavenly room' next time to compare and compare", the master finally couldn't help but speak.

The scene fell silent for a while, and those who had opinions were retained.

"Ah...... My dear, my ears have dropped", and suddenly, a scream pierced the sky, waking up the sleepwalkers.

"Heavenly? How many times have you been there? Give me an honest explanation, otherwise, give me the newly bought washboard and kneel down singing the national anthem", the woman's angry voice came out.

"Haha...... Boy, are you still arrogant? I didn't even dare admit to my wife that I had been to the heavenly realm," a gloating voice.

"Huh? Have you ever been to the heavenly chamber? Get out of here," a woman yelled in an unkind voice.

There was a "flutter" and something fell.

"Ouch, my wife, I will be crippled if I fall off such a high bed, it was Wei Chendong who forced me to go, I have a handle to grab it in his hand, he is forcing him to be a prostitute, I am a good young man and ruined it in his hands, it is really a sky without eyes", a housewife and man kept complaining in front of his wife.

A bloody case caused by Hexiu was staged, and the male compatriots around him no longer dared to speak casually, so they simply closed their eyes, and the sound of "whirring" sounded, and the sleep effect was faster than taking a bottle of sleeping pills.

Inside room 2010, the bed in the room was a mess, and the scene after the war was clear at a glance.

It's really careless to make friends, Wei Chendong rolled his eyes in his heart, but now he has to pass the pass in front of him, otherwise, singing the national anthem is a trivial matter, and breaking our washboard on his knees, it's not cost-effective, it's worth spending money to buy.

"Baby, I really didn't go to the heavens, didn't all my pocket money go to you, Lord Beauty? Even if there is a little bit left, it is not enough to spend in that kind of place, I don't want to scare and scare those boys, seeing the way I kill in all directions, you also have more face, right, hehe", Wei Chendong smiled, "Baby, why don't we do it again?" It's not fun yet."

"Come, kiss first," he said, biting that beautiful face.

"Hmph, you'd better not let me get caught. Besides, it's easy for me to follow you, I just know a little bit of language, in this era of graduate students, there is a fart", the hostess was a little dissatisfied.

"Am I still a martial arts master?"

"Do I still have a gun? Can it be eaten as a meal? I don't have any money, you call Dongfang undefeated, and I don't feel safe", the hostess pouted.

"Hehe, my Hao Lili, I have money, I made a small amount of money today, and I am about to turn it in?" , Wei Chendong said mysteriously.

"Oh? Where did it come from? ”

"If you earn a devil, their money will not be earned in vain."

"Bring it", Wang Xiaoli stretched out her small hand and said lightly.

"Okay, we have you as an accountant in our family, I feel relieved", Wei Chendong obediently handed over the money, knowing that this level was almost passed today.

"Chendong, I'm hungry", Wang Xiaoli took the money and coquettishly.

"Okay, I'll go buy something to eat, I also consumed a lot of energy in the battle just now, after replenishing it, let's fight another three hundred rounds, hehe, let those unconvinced boys hide in the quilt and sing "Kidney Deficiency" with tears", Wei Chendong grinned.

"Go die, dead ghost", Wang Xiaoli scolded him.

"Come and kiss one, I'll go down".

"Kick, kick, kick" downstairs.

Half an hour later.

"Damn, what is the broken community, the elevator is broken again, the times are advancing, but the service of this property can't keep up with the pace? Twentieth floor, fortunately I'm not his uncle, otherwise I wouldn't have to be tired to death, and I'll boil up all my energy, how can I fight later, I can't give birth to a son, I'll settle accounts with the wives of all your properties", a panting sound came, and then a figure in shorts, with his back bent and his long tongue sticking out, appeared in sight.

After a knock on the door, "Xiaoli, open the door quickly, I'm back."

"What did you buy? Yes? Instant noodle? Wang Xiaoli was a little dissatisfied.

"My baby, it's getting late, the small shops in the neighborhood are closed, let's make do with it first."

"I haven't boiled water yet, I'll boil it", Wang Xiaoli muttered and went to the kitchen to boil water.

"The great river flows eastward...... The wind and fire are rushing into Kyushu, he......y, he

"Xiaoli, tomorrow is National Day, let's go to the movies, okay?"

"What kind of movie?" Wang Xiaoli's voice came from the kitchen.

"The movie is called "From 1931 to 1945", commemorating the Anti-Japanese War."

"Cut, you men like these fights and kills, so I don't watch it", Wang Xiaoli was obviously not interested.

Opening the packaging of instant noodles, Wei Chendong was slightly stunned and raised his eyebrows.

"Huh? What's inside this instant noodle? Wei Chendong muttered as he took out the thing.

"Damn, cell phone? And this kind of activity, it's really creative."

Wei Chendong thought it was an ingenious activity idea of an instant noodle manufacturer, but he didn't care too much, this mobile phone, looking at the style, is quite novel, but I haven't seen it, the thickness is only about half a centimeter, the whole body is golden, and the full touch screen looks very gorgeous.

Wei Chendong was bored playing with his mobile phone in his hand, and then Wang Xiaoli said just now: "I said Xiaoli, if I travel to 100 years ago, your man will definitely be in the mix, I just didn't live at the right time."

"Hmph, of course I believe it, I'm afraid you will go to all the kilns in the Republic of China, and if you can't satisfy you, go to Dongyin (Dongying) again", Wang Xiaoli snorted.

For a while, no one responded.

"Why don't you speak? Did I say yes? ”

Of course, no one responded to her, because just after Wei Chendong finished saying that sentence just now, I saw a golden light flash in the room, as if nothing had happened, but Wei Chendong was gone.

Wang Xiaoli, who had boiled the water, finally came out.

"Huh? What about people? Wang Xiaoli didn't see anyone in the room, and said to herself suspiciously.

"Chendong, where is it?"

Still no one responded.

"In the bathroom? Lazy cows and lazy horses just have a lot of and urine".

Still didn't respond, Wang Xiaoli, who couldn't help but be curious, stepped forward and knocked on the door, but there was no sound, she stretched out her hand and pushed, the door opened automatically, and she stretched out her head to enter, naturally she didn't find Wei Chendong, frowned tightly, and couldn't figure out where this guy died in a while?

Hehe, where did the death go, really died 100 years ago, this guy is wearing a T-shirt and a pair of boxers, plus a pair of slippers painted with a gray wolf, standing stupidly in a dark alley where you can't see your fingers.

"Damn, boss? Dream on, it's too real."

Wei Chendong, who was blown by the wind and trembled a little, couldn't tell whether it was reality or a dream.

"Huh? This phone is still in my hand, I'm obviously in the room, why ...... it".

Wei Chendong really didn't feel like he was dreaming, and pinched himself hard, although his hand was not particularly heavy, it was still very painful, and he tore his teeth and mouth.

Looking at his mobile phone, "Buzz ......", Wei Chendong's head suddenly went blank, as if a large amount of paste had been poured into it all at once, which was worse than the four-hundred-pound pig of Aunt Wang's house, and he couldn't turn around stupidly.

At this time, a line of words suddenly appeared on the screen of the mobile phone, which read: Magic mobile phone, inheritor, you can make a wish until the wish is completed.

"Damn, what kind of international jokes", Wei Chendong ran frantically towards the house in front of him.

Slammed into a broken door.

"Who? It's so late in the middle of the night", a female voice came from the house.

After a while, the bolt of the door shook, and with a "squeak", the door was opened, and a middle-aged woman's head stuck out, and asked strangely, "Big brother, is there something wrong?" ”

"Sister Beauty, where is this? What year is it? Wei Chendong asked eagerly.

"Huh? What year? In the 14th year of the Republic of China, Zhabei in Shanghai", the middle-aged woman replied after being stunned, looked at Wei Chendong who was stunned, and asked uneasily, "Big brother, are you okay, isn't it cold to wear so little?" ”

"Uh......h It's cold, my heart is pulling out the cold", Wei Chendong wanted to cry, "Damn, make this kind of joke to Lao Tzu."

Wei Chendong ran frantically through the streets, his mouth not knowing what he was shouting.

"It's a pity, such a good person is actually a crazy person", the middle-aged woman shook her head, and remembered that Wei Chendong called her the eldest sister of the beauty, her face turned red, and no one had ever said this, or did this big brother have vision, covered his mouth and chuckled, closed the door and went back to sleep.

At this time, Wei Chendong didn't believe this fact at all, knocked on countless doors, asked countless people, and got the same result, he couldn't understand that there was such a supernatural thing in these years, and it happened to him.

After cursing hysterically, Wei Chendong gradually calmed down, I don't know if it was cold or really had no strength.

Hiding in a dark corner, shrunk up, looked at the phone, and said dejectedly: "I said, I'll make another wish, I want to go back, back to Wang Xiaoli......"

The phone screen flashed suddenly, and a line of words appeared: The wish is in progress and cannot be changed.

"Damn", Wei Chendong wanted to smash it, but he still saniently stopped it.

The ghost messenger dialed Wang Xiaoli's number, and a "......" sound was actually connected, "Wow, oh my God, am I making a science fiction movie?" Wei Chendong grabbed his hair a few times and slammed his head against the wall a few times.

"Hello? Hello, who are you looking for? A female voice came from the other end of the line.

Wang Xiaoli was also very puzzled at this time, there was no information displayed on the mobile phone, but the phone was connected, and someone obviously called, "Who, I'll hang up if you don't speak, the third watch pretends to be a ghost in the middle of the night, Zhong Kui is my idol, take it easy."

"Xiaoli, it's me", listening to the familiar voice, Wei Chendong made a voice that was worse than crying.

"Chendong? You're a dead ghost, you're pretty good, where are you going to die in a while? It's hard for me to find it, and when I come back later, I'll see how I clean you up, at least let you wither for three days", Wang Xiaoli gritted her silver teeth and said fiercely.

"I can't go back," a sound of chattering teeth.

"Oh? I forgot to bring money when I went to heaven, right?", Wang Xiaoli laughed for a while.

"Xiaoli, don't be joking, I really saw a ghost today, I said that I suddenly ran to Shanghai in 1925, do you believe it?" Wei Chendong over there said solemnly.

"Chendong, today is not April Fool's Day, why, with your ability to deceive women without choking, how can you suddenly find such a bad excuse to reform and innovate?" , of course Wang Xiaoli doesn't believe it.

"Xiaoli, this is true, more true than the real God, it is true, I also think it is fake, but the facts are in front of me, I can't believe it, I just want to run out and I won't be at that time, still dressed like this?"

Wang Xiaoli also found that something was wrong, Wei Chendong just wanted to go out, and he wouldn't go out in slippers and boxers, besides, Wei Chendong came out of the kitchen within a minute of saying the last sentence, and she didn't hear him go out to open the door.

Wang Xiaoli was confused, wasn't she taken away by aliens, she had heard such a legend before, and she really believed it now, but this thing was too supernatural.

"So, Chendong, how did you get there?" Wang Xiaoli was a little scared.

"A mobile phone, I opened a bucket of instant noodles and saw it, and I accidentally said a word to it, and I came over."

"No, this and this...... Chendong, don't scare me, I'm afraid, you, come back quickly, I won't punish you? Wang Xiaoli cried a little.

"Xiaoli, I tried it too, but it didn't work. This mobile phone claims to be a magic mobile phone, you can make a wish, I accidentally said a sentence back to 100 years ago, as a result, it really came, it's too fucking a whole person, and he didn't say hello to me in advance, woo ......", Wei Chendong called the heavens and the earth.

Wang Xiaoli is stupid, how can this kind of mobile phone be made by technology in these years, she is not dreaming.

"Xiaoli? What's wrong? Speak", Wei Chendong shouted anxiously.

Only Wang Xiaoli's crying voice came from the other side of the phone.

"Xiaoli, don't worry, maybe I'll go back when I can", Wei Chendong, who was cold in his heart, had to comfort Wang Xiaoli, who seemed to be strong.

"Chendong, then how are you doing over there, the soldiers are in chaos, you don't bring any luggage and no money......" Wang Xiaoli chattered for a while.

Wei Chendong's heart finally warmed up a lot, he knew that Wang Xiaoli loved him very much, and he would have married her at the end of the year, but now it seems that it is not good.

Wei Chendong sighed and said, "Xiaoli, don't worry, people like me can't get mixed up in peacetime, hehe, this kind of place is my world, after this so-called bullshit wish is over, I will bring more gold bars back to compensate for your youth loss......"

Hu Tianhai comforted Wang Xiaoli, Wei Chendong sighed and hung up the phone, now I don't know who to be sad, I just said a lot of cowhide baking, just want Wang Xiaoli to feel at ease, but now that it is quiet, my heart is suddenly at a loss, many times I always want to be able to do a lot in this era, but now that I am really here, I find out how small I am, I am so dazed.

Wandering aimlessly through the night, because of the darkness, he bumped and bumped a few times from time to time, but Wei Chendong didn't feel any pain, like a walking corpse.

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