Chapter 31: Exposure
"It looks like there's one more that hasn't been handed in." Caiyun was a little unwilling, and his eyes turned and his eyes fell on Wu Jie's head.
Everyone's eyes followed Caiyun's gaze, and then they laughed at the same time.
"There's one more person who hasn't turned in the papers."
"Haha, I guess I can't write it, and I'm going to have to hand in a blank paper again."
"Uh, what do I say?"
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Tang Mi and Xiaohuan were talking, and the scholars in the hall found that Wu Jie had not yet handed in the papers, knowing that he had not written a word, and at the same time let out a sarcastic laugh.
Tang Mi's heart suddenly jumped, her poems and essays were also the first time to participate in this kind of competition, and she didn't know what the people and professors of Wen Da and her father would comment. For a long time, when others talk about her as a talented woman, they praise her, which may not be without a hint of compliment. To be honest, she didn't know exactly what she was writing.
At this point, when it was finally my turn to work, I was really nervous.
"Xiaohuan, be quiet, it's time for Wu Jiegongzi to deliver the manuscript." Tang Mi's eyes lit up with expectation.
"Miss, I'm afraid that Wu Da Fool will hand in a blank paper today." Xiaohuan was annoyed by Wu Lun's flirtation with the singer, his voice couldn't help but get louder, and he sneered: "Miss, you also saw it just now, the manuscript in his hand has been accidentally damaged, and now even if he wants to, there is nowhere to copy it." β
Tang Mi said lightly: "Wu Jie Gongzi is not stupid, the song "Linjiang Immortal" is only five or six crosses, and after watching it for an afternoon, it should have been memorized a long time ago." β
"Miss, you're still saying good things for him, what can a fool remember his surname, besides, ......"
"And what?" Tang Mi sensed that something was wrong in Xiaohuan's tone and became vigilant.
Xiaohuan was stunned for a moment, and then he knew that he was speechless, and said, "Xiao...... Miss, maid, maid was also in the ...... just now He handed over your manuscript to Wu Jie, and he never had a chance to read it, let alone memorize it......"
"Ahh Tang Mi exclaimed, with a hint of anger in his eyes, and said coldly: "You kneel." β
"Miss." Xiaohuan didn't know well, the reason why she delayed until the beginning of the poetry meeting to give Wu Jie the manuscript was to make Wu Jie unable to memorize it in a hurry and make a big ugly. This scene fell into the eyes of Master Tang, maybe he could make up his mind to retire this family business.
"Get on your knees!" Miss Tang immediately erupted and shouted, "As a subordinate, that's how you did this. It must be that you have achieved something for Wu Jiegongzi, so you deliberately delayed not giving him the manuscript, wanting him to make a fool of himself in everyone. Have you thought about it, Wu Jie and I have a marriage contract, his face is my Tang Mi's face, and my face is your Xiaohuan's face. In the past few years, I have also spoiled you and been used to you, but I didn't expect you to pick up the idea for me. I can't afford a maid like you, so pack up your things and go home! β
"Miss!" Xiaohuan was so frightened that he immediately knelt on the ground, and when he thought of leaving Miss Tang, tears fell in a row, and he couldn't care about anything else, and cried loudly: "Miss, Xiaohuan knows it's wrong, don't drive me away." If I can't be with you, Xiaohuan might as well die! β
"Don't cry, let's go!" Tang Mi heard this crying, and her face was pale: "There are many people here." β
Unfortunately, because the cry was so loud, I could hear that the other side of the screen immediately fell silent.
Then there was an angry shout from Master Tang: "Who's making noise in the back, get out!" β
Tang Mi and Xiaohuan hurriedly walked out, first blessed everyone, and then bowed to Wen Tongzhi and Professor Fuxue: "Tang Mi has seen Master Wen, Lord Professor, Daddy and all the sons. β
As he spoke, he peeked at Wu Jie sitting below.
Under the seat, Wu Jie stood up suddenly: "You, you are really the eldest lady of the Tang family in Tang Mi." β
The corners of Tang Mi's mouth bent again, like a gorgeous peony blooming, which made everyone hold their breath for a while.
Huang and Jiang Ersheng next to him looked like pigs, heard Wu Jie's call, and snorted at the same time: "Wu Da fool, sit down, this is our famous Miss Tang Mi Tang in Shu." β
"Isn't it Xiaofeng?" Wu Jie opened his mouth wide and couldn't speak: "It turns out that what she said is true, hey, I should have thought of it, drinking and drinking and drinking and making mistakes." β
I thought that Tang Mi looked the same as Master Tang, a lewd fat man, but I didn't expect to be beautiful like this, this is not scientific!
It is suspicious, very suspicious that such an ugly guy could give birth to such a daughter.
Seeing that his daughter actually came here to show his face, Master Tang was shocked and shouted angrily at the same time: "What are you talking like when you come here, go quickly." β
Tang Mi: "Daddy, my daughter heard that the girl Caiyun of the Holy Hand of Shuzhong was coming, so she wanted to come over and see her pipa skills, so she secretly hid behind the screen, and just now she forgot her form and screamed. β
Master Tang waved his sleeves: "Don't you retreat?" β
Wen Tongzhi, who had not spoken, suddenly raised his head and said to Tang Mi kindly: "If you want to listen, you can come and listen generously, and you don't have to leave, just stand behind the screen." β
Tang Mi was pleasantly surprised: "Thank you, Lord Wen." Hurriedly took Xiaohuan back behind the screen, but a pair of small heads still poked out from time to time, causing the hearts of all the scholars in the hall to throb for no reason.
Master Tang shook his head: "It's also that I'm too spoiled by her." β
Master Wen smiled: "If Zongzhi is here now, he will definitely say: 'What my children do and say, they naturally have to be happy, so why should others comment on it.'" This is the demeanor of a celebrity like Yang Zongzhi. β
Master Tang was stunned, snorted a few times, and turned his head to look at the sentient beings: "Okay, who else hasn't handed in the papers?" Wu Jie, you are the only one left, hurry up and take a look. This poetry meeting has been exhausted, so don't bother. If you really can't write it, get out! β
He shouted angrily, and once again fell his tired gaze on Wu Jie, who was standing firmly.
"Fuck, it turns out that Xiao Feng is Tang Mi, my Wu Jie's fiancΓ©e in this world...... I actually divorced her, stupid, stupid! Wu Jie asked the sky speechlessly.
Thinking back to yesterday's blind date in the modern world, he felt like he had eaten a big fly. Wohuo is for sure, no matter how I say it, I can be regarded as a handsome and elegant young man, but in modern society, because I have no money and no power, I can't even look down on such a non-mainstream.
It's still good in ancient times, although my Wu Jie looks ordinary and bears the reputation of a fool, but a talented woman and a beauty like Tang Mi are dead set on me. Otherwise, it would be impossible to ask Xiaohuan to bring a song "Linjiang Immortal" in advance, and let me plagiarize Wu Jie.
It's also my luck to have a wife like this.
For a moment, Wu Jie even had a feeling of jubilation: Such an excellent woman is actually my fiancΓ©e, can't she be dreaming?
However, since I wrote the letter of resignation, I have offended the Tang family. Even if Miss Tang was interested in me, her family would not agree.
If you knew this was the case, why bother in the first place?
I smiled in my heart, but I moved, thinking of the day and night I lost in modern society, and suddenly a cold sweat came out of my vest: if you want to lose time in modern society in the future, and this lost time is getting more and more, until one day you will never return to modern society, and you will have to live a lifetime in this Ming Dynasty. As a man of letters, there is nothing more important than fame. There is no difficulty in entering the imperial examination for me Wu Jie, and there is no difficulty in taking the Jinshi exam in the future. In accordance with the appointment system of officials in the Ming Dynasty, officials can be taken for virtue. You are a fool, even if you can take the exam again, it is impossible for you to be a county magistrate and a herdsman on behalf of the Son of Heaven. At most, give you an honorary title and send you home to retire.
In this way, it becomes meaningless to go to the imperial examination so hard.
From now on, the world must forget that he is a fool.
Wu Jie, Wu Jie, you used to be too desireless, or too practical. The eyes are only fixed on the imperial examination, but they do not know that such a thing as fame may not be of practical use to the ancients. But once you gain fame and want to make a career, the power of fame can be reflected.
Perhaps, I need to make a change.
So, let's start now. As long as I can stand out in this poetry meeting.
"Linjiang Immortal" ...... Hey, I don't know how to make poems and lyrics, but I can't write them, can't my brother copy them?
The corners of Wu Jie's mouth couldn't help but have a hint of a smile.
At this time, a gust of wind blew into the hall through the crack in the window, blew out a few candles, and silver moonlight projected in, making Wu Jie's heart calm.
Thinking of Tang Mi's stunning face just now, which couldn't find any flaws, and then looking at the colorful clouds sitting in front of him holding the pipa, Wu Jie's heart lit up: moonlight, small cheeks, and colorful clouds...... Pregnant......
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The tired expression of the old man of the Tang family was clearly there, and all the beings could see it, and their hearts were suddenly moved.
Originally, the fame of Miss Tang's talented daughter had already shaken the entire Shuzhong, and there were rumors that Tang Mi was a beautiful woman with a beautiful national color, and everyone was a little moved.
It's a pity that people have already had a marriage contract in Wu Jie, and others only have secret admiration.
can only be used "Although Miss Tang has the name of a great talented woman, her appearance may not be as beautiful as the legend, or she may be an ugly ghost without salt, just to spread falsehoods." "Come and comfort yourself.
When the news spread that Wu Jie was a big fool, there were people who wanted to be active and asked the matchmaker to go to the Tang Mansion to propose marriage. Ugly girls are ugly girls, it's a blessing to have ugly girls in the family, women, when the lamp blows, it's like that. As long as you marry the eldest lady of the Tang family, the marriage will definitely be indispensable, and you will have to struggle for a hundred years!
It's a pity that the Tang family rejected them one by one on the grounds that their marriage contract with Wu Jie had not been dissolved.
Now, seeing the beauty of the Tang family's young lady, and seeing the Tang family's master's attitude towards Wu Jie so badly, he knows that this marriage is about to come to an end. Miss Tang is a fairy-like character, and the Tang family is a wealthy and wealthy family, how could she promise her daughter to such a big fool who handed in a blank slate?
Everyone was in high spirits, and their hearts were gloating, wishing that Wu Jie would lose another adult. In the poetry contest at noon, this fool has not written a word, and it is estimated that he will not be able to hold it back this time.
The more embarrassed Wu Jie is, the greater our chances.
For a while, everyone looked nervous, and some of them secretly clenched their fists, just waiting for Wu Jie to blast him out of the hall as soon as he handed over the white scroll.
"Haha, Uncle Tang is right, don't bother if you can't write it." Wu Yan smiled proudly: "On such a beautiful day, if you don't say a word, Brother Jie, it will be a little rude." The word card "Linjiang Immortal" is not very difficult to say, as long as you know the rhythm and peace, in a hurry, even ordinary people can make up a few words. If you really can't do it, you just fill in a few words and make a limerick poem. β
"Yes, let's make a limerick poem, it's fun." The crowd was clamoring again.
"Limerick, I will." In the uproar of the crowd, Wu Jie, who had been standing there like a wooden chicken, suddenly shouted: "I like to make limerick poems the most, and I write them very well." For example, at noon, I wrote a poem about the Three Gorges, but I didn't show it because I didn't know if I wanted it or not. β
"Oh, Brother Jie's original writing a poem at noon, why didn't he deliver it." Wu Yan pretended to be distressed: "Brother Jie, Brother Jie, you let me tell you what is good for you." Otherwise, you can read it to everyone now. β
"Okay, I'll read it." Wu Jie still looked like a wooden flute, and said loudly: "Walking on foot to watch the Three Gorges, the twists and turns are like hemp ropes." If you look backwards, the twists and turns are still ropes. β¦β¦ I'm done, how did I write? β
With a shy smile, Wu Jie looked shy.
"Poof!" Someone squirted tea out of their mouth.
Someone squatted on the ground with his belly covered.
Even the solemn Wen Tongzhi shook his head with a smile.
Old Man Tang was so angry that his face was blue, and he slapped the case again and again: "Come on, fork out this slime rammer for me." β
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ps: Modified a little bit to combine the two chapters into one chapter, so, I won't change it in the afternoon.
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