In the hearts of the students in the classroom, Yue Kang is a braggart king, blowing the bull without boundary, and blowing the bull's head to the sky.

Yue Kang's appearance looks like he is only in his twenties, and Lin Fuzi is almost an old man with gray hair, how can it be that the two of them are in the same relationship, and a fool will believe Yue Kang's words, because they are not stupid, so they don't believe it.

Everyone's reaction was also expected by Yue Kang, and then Yue Kang's expression became lonely, with a lonely shelf of a master, and slowly said: "Actually, I don't want to live like this, I'm really tired and tired, who can understand my loneliness in this world, only someone will keep praising me as a genius, and who can understand the pain of my genius." Yue Kang said poetically.

When the students saw Yue Kang talking, they stopped talking, but they wanted to hear what Yue Kang had to say.

Yue Kang shook his head lightly and said: "If you talk about my history, I will be right at the age of three, I will be able to recite poetry at the age of five, stand out at the age of eight and be a genius, when I was ten years old and Lin Xuetong met and fought equally, and Lin Xuetong was a classmate for five years, and at the age of fifteen, we went to Beijing together to take the exam, I didn't want fame and fortune, the reason why I went to take the college entrance examination was just to confirm my talent, but the prison officer said that I was not old enough to enter, and then I left an article and went quietly. ”

"Later, Lin Xuetong told me that my article shocked the entire capital, the examiner looked for me everywhere, gave me the name of the champion, I learned about this and smiled indifferently, the fame and fortune in the world are not important to me, I confirmed my talent, and I did not want to go to the capital to serve as an official, I carried my bags and traveled all over the world, making friends with the world's talents, this past several years, when I returned to Hangzhou to meet Lin Xuetong, he invited me to come, as your teaching gentleman, do you believe this?"

"Don't believe it......," the students below shouted in unison.

Yue Kang sighed and said, "I know that you don't believe it, so no one can understand the pain in my heart, I am lonely." ”

"Genius, why do you say you're a genius."

"If you were to say I'd say I'd be a genius."

The students were very disdainful of what Yue Kang said, and Yue Kang only deliberately said this, so it was strange that people believed him.

Bai Miaodan felt very ridiculous when she saw her brother-in-law's appearance, but she was very excited to be Yue Kang's teacher, and she had been sitting majestically since Yue Kang entered the house, looking at Yue Kang with joy in her eyes.

"Alright! I'm going to prove my worth now. The corners of Yue Kang's mouth curled, and he said softly: "Sixth row, check the fourth male student from my right, please stand up" Yue Kang pointed to a male student sitting in the back row and said.

Fourth in the sixth row? Everyone didn't know what Yue Kang was going to dare, and their eyes shifted to the past.

The student sitting in the fourth place in the sixth row was called Han Kainan, and when he saw that everyone was thinking about him, his face showed a blank look, but he was a little panicked in his heart, could it be that he found something.

Han Kainan slowly stood up from his seat, pointed to his nose and said, "Are you talking about me?" ”

Yue Kang said: "Exactly, what is your name of this classmate?" ”

"Han Kainan......" Han Kainan said with a little hesitation.

Yue Kang smiled and said, "Well, it's a good name, but it's a pity that you have a good name but don't have a good brain." Yue Kang said teasingly.

Han Kainan heard Yue Kang say this, his face was angry, although his family is not as big as Ning Guiyuan's family, but it is also a big family in Hangzhou, a teacher is still nothing in his eyes, Han Kainan gritted his teeth and said, "What do you mean." Looking at Yue Kang provocatively, with a posture that I am not afraid of you.

Yue Kang squinted at Han Kainan, and he was not angry, and said slowly: "Have you been muttering in your heart, why have I been standing here without moving, according to common sense, I shouldn't be standing in a position, I should take another step forward?" ”

Han Kainan was shocked when he heard Hou Yuekang's words, this was exactly what he thought.

Yue Kang's face was calm, he raised his hand lightly, and said: "Is it that if I stand a little further, will there be a water bag on top of my head, and the water bag is hidden by you in the dark place on the roof where I can't see it, the water bag is pulled by a very thin rope that can withstand the weight of the water, once I walk over, you will use the slingshot in your hand to shoot the rope, and the water bag will fall down, just hit my head, and directly get the water on my body?" Han Kainan, am I right? ”

"You ......" Han Kainan looked at Yue Kang in shock, his lips trembled, how could he know so clearly, and his heart was extremely shocked.

The students all looked at Yue Kang in shock, when Han Kainan set up this trap, they knew, and how could he know about this young and hairless teacher, Bai Miaodan? No, I can't! Bai Miaodan obviously didn't know that her brother-in-law was a teacher, so it was impossible to tell him in advance! What the hell.

Yue Kang smiled mysteriously and said, "Please stand up and report your name to the classmate in the second position on Han Kainan's right hand." ”

The student named by Yue Kang stood up with a chubby heart and stammered, "My name is Zhang Huang." ”

Yue Kang looked at the weak-hearted Zhang Huang and said, "A very well-behaved classmate, how can you learn badly from them?" Did you also have a slingshot in your hand, after Han Kainan shot down the water bag, I didn't react in a hurry, and at the same time, I quickly shot down the paint and ink on the roof and smashed it on me, and the paint and ink was still oiled, and it was difficult to wash it off, Zhang Huang, am I right? ”

Zhang Huang was sweating profusely and lowered his head weakly.

Bai Miaodan was also surprised how her brother-in-law knew, and she also secretly blamed herself for forgetting to tell her brother-in-law about the trap she had set up when she learned that her brother-in-law was her teacher.

All the students were shocked and sweating, and looked at Yue Kang like ghosts.

Yue Kang opened his mouth and wanted to say something, but suddenly remembered that Ping'er was still waiting outside, and the little rabbit cub would come to you again to settle accounts, damn want to fix Lao Tzu, this is all a game that Lao Tzu has played in his last life, Yue Kang clearly knows in his heart that children of this age have a rebellious mentality, whether it is on TV or in reality, the new teacher is not rectified by the students.

Yue Kang had already expected this, he had been secretly observing since he entered the house, and sure enough, he found something abnormal, although Han Kainan and Zhang Huang didn't make much movement, they still couldn't escape Yue Kang's eyes, he had already seen the slingshot in the hands of the two, and they exchanged heads and ears on the seats, everyone had a bad smile, grandma's how to give the teacher a spoof seems to have become a heavenly surname, and it will appear in any era, fortunately, he is prepared, otherwise it will really be rectified, Yue Kang knows that there are several traps in the house, Now let's let Ping'er come in first.

Yue Kang directly changed the topic and said: "Now I will introduce a new classmate to you. ”

"Ping'er, come in!" Yue Kang shouted outside the door.

The door to the classroom was pushed open, and Ping'er walked in with a slight shyness on her face. Yue Kang directly beckoned her to the podium. ”

When Ping'er walked in, the male students in the room all gasped, and a word of beauty appeared in their hearts, they saw a girl in pink clothes, with a shy red face, her eyes were shy and pulled down, her eyebrows and phoenix eyes, her nose and cherry mouth, Mai Zhenlian walked slowly onto the podium, and the boys in the class were reluctant to take their eyes off Ping'er, she was really a beauty among the beauties.

Ping'er's beauty is different from Miao Dan's barbaric play, she gives people a delicate and petite feeling, and exudes an incomparably gentle and quiet atmosphere from her body, which can make every man want to care for her and love her, Ping'er's big eyes immediately killed all the male students present.

After Zhao Yuanyuan saw Ping'er, he was also amazed by the other party's beauty, and he felt ashamed of himself, and his expression also went down.

The male students in the classroom looked at Ping'er with blank eyes, and some even drooled.

Bai Miaodan had met Ping'er twice in the Qianli Drunken Building, and when she saw that the new classmate her brother-in-law said was Ping'er, Bai Miaodan smiled hesitantly, and she finally had a companion.

Yue Kang asked Ping'er to briefly introduce herself, Ping'er looked at so many pairs of eyes staring at her, a little unnatural, but after all, she had been drunk and exercised for a while, and quickly adapted to it, and introduced herself very generously.

"My name is Ping'er, and I will study with my sisters and brothers in the future, and I hope to take care of ......"

After Ping'er introduced herself.

The classroom burst into thunderous applause, as if the roof was about to be torn off.

Yue Kang was embarrassed, grandma's applause was not so intense when I came in just now, and you rabbit cubs were excited to be like this when they entered the beauties.

Then Yue Kang said, which of you can help move a table for Ping'er.

The male students in the class shouted, "I'll go, I'll go."

Yue Kang was speechless, the charm of the beauty of the world is not ordinary! It's really a group of Yue Kang who found two students to move a table for Ping'er and put it next to Bai Miaodan, the two male students smiled just on their faces, and they were not enthusiastic about helping Ping'er wipe the table and wipe the stool, how attentive and attentive they were.

After Ping'er sat down, she smiled at Bai Miaodan, Bai Miaodan responded with a grin, and helped Ping'er put the pen, ink, paper, and inkstone in place.

"Okay, Ping'er will be your new classmate in the future, you have to take good care of her, you know?" Yue Kang said.

This time, the students in the classroom all listened to Yue Kang's words and shouted loudly, I know.

Ping'er's arrival everyone seemed to have forgotten what happened just now, Ping'er and Bai Miaodan sat in the first row, and the male student looked at Ping'er's back. It is destined that Ping'er will be ruthlessly supported by everyone during recess.

Suddenly, Yue Kang coughed heavily, grabbed the ring ruler on the table and slapped it heavily.

Everyone came back to their senses in their hearts, and turned their heads to look at Yue Kang, but the corners of their eyes were still on Ping'er's body, they didn't care whether their teacher was young or not, and whether Yue Kang had the talent to teach them or not, their hearts were all on Ping'er, and they were thinking about how to get close to other girls.

(To be continued)