Chapter Fifty-Eight: The King Is Big
Readx;?Mom, what is this going on? Lu Shenyan didn't care about asking too many questions, and hurriedly ran to the front yard. As soon as www.biquge.info arrived at the garden, he saw the king coming on, and the little kung fu king came to the front. And what made Lu Shenyan stunned was that Wang was not only walking fast, but also walking in a very strange posture, his arms did not move, his body leaned forward slightly, and then he saw that a wooden board under the king's feet actually supported Wang next to him, and came to Lu Shenyan like "floating".
"Ahh Seeing that he was about to collide with Wang, Lu Shenyan exclaimed, thinking that he would definitely not be able to avoid it now. Unexpectedly, Wang came to Lu Shenyan's side, turned around, and stopped.
"This, this?" Lu Shenyan looked at the wooden plank under the king's feet, turned his head and slapped the family who reported the news: "What nonsense, when did the prince fall himself?" ”
The family also looked straight, and just now he saw Wang next to him stepping on this board and falling several times. Why did the king step on this board so well.
This can't blame Jia Ding for misreporting, when Wang Pan just got the board, he really fell a few times. It's not because he doesn't know how to skateboard, I think he was also a fun person back then, from rollerblading to skateboarding, there was nothing he didn't like. However, at present, many materials are not easy to find at all, first of all, the board is too bulky; In addition, because the road skateboard itself does not have a cushion and cover, the skateboard is not elastic; There is also the simple axle that causes the Huangbang steering to be insensitive, and the wheel is too slippery, so when Wang Bi first started trying, it was inevitable that he would fall a few times before he really found the feeling.
Wang pat Lu Shenyan on the shoulder: "How is it?" Do you want to try it? ”
Lu Shenyan picked up the board and looked at it, there were two rows of wheels under the board: "Hehe, this is very interesting, try it!" He said as he put the skateboard back on the ground, put one foot on the board, and as soon as the other foot used a little force, the skateboard went out and his body soared into the air. It's over, it's dead. Lu Shenyan was nervous and closed his eyes.
Wang Bi had expected this, that is, he had a hand disease, and as soon as he pulled Lu Shenyan's arm horizontally, Lu Shenyan did not fall directly to the ground. Fortunately, Lu Shenyan was relatively thin and light, and he was pulled off a lot by the king's side, and it took two turns before he sat weightless on the ground.
Tong Guan, Cai Jing, Zhe Keshi, and the guards in the house also trotted into the garden. Just now, after they saw Wang Bian fall a few times, they were suddenly surprised to see Wang Bian sliding away on a skateboard, and then they came back to their senses and hurriedly followed to the garden. When they entered the garden, everyone laughed when they saw Lu Shenyan falling down.
Lu Shenyan grinned and covered his buttocks: "Mom, what is this, it broke people's butts into two pieces." ”
Everyone gathered around, all rushing to try it, Tong Guan said with a smile: "Haha, Manager Lu didn't have a steamed bun before he fell?" ”
"Go! You kid said cool words, you come and try it? Lu Shenyan took the skateboard and stuffed it into Tong Guan's hand.
"Dad, let me try!" Tong Guan asked.
Cai Jing said with a smile: "I don't believe that if the prince doesn't tell you the essentials, you won't be fallen!" ”
"I don't believe it either!" Seed Master Dao said.
Tong Guan put the skateboard on the ground, stepped on the skateboard with one foot and puffed up his chest and said, "Bet?!" ”
Wang Bian intervened and looked at the appearance of none of them convincing anyone, Tong Guan's face was arrogant, this will make Wang Bian really want to frustrate this kid's spirit, so he smiled slightly.
Seeing that the prince smiled, everyone knew that the king did not stop them, and Tong Guan was even more arrogant.
"Okay!" The planter said: "Bet on it, let's not bet on silver, just bet on duty within a month!" "There is a reason why the seed master said this, recently Tong Guan always went out secretly, and when he met him on duty, he asked He Zhu to replace him.
Tong Guan snorted: "If you lose, you will take turns to replace me on duty within a month?!" ”
He Zhu suddenly smiled and said, "Okay, but if we win, we don't need you to be on duty for us, as long as you make three words." ”
Wang Jian listened to it funny, it seems that Tong Guan secretly went out of the mansion for a day, but He Zhu's proposal cost Tong Guan's life. Tong Guan will be arrogant, and he has watched the practice next to the king for a long time, and seems to have found some tricks, so he said without thinking about it: "It's decided, you get out of the way." ”
Everyone dodged for him to dodge a little way, Tong Guan put the skateboard on the ground, took a deep breath, and thought about a series of movements next to the king just now.
Everyone also held their breath, and even the king was a little curious, had this kid played before, and he was so bold? I saw Tong Guan laying the skateboard flat on the ground in front of his feet. Slowly place one foot on the front of the skateboard while the other foot is still on the ground. Wang secretly thought that there was a door, at least he was standing in the right position, and he was not in a hurry to get on the board, this first part was done.
Next, Tong Guan slowly lifted his other foot and put it on the board. At this time, he stood on the skateboard steadily, Wang nodded next to him, it seems that Cai Jing and they are going to be on duty for Tong Guan again. He waited for Tong Guan to slide out the first step, and then Tong Guan froze. The next action, Tong Guan didn't know what to do, he wanted to pull out one to paddle the ground, but as long as he moved slightly, the skateboard under his feet also moved, and he hurried to find a balance, but this first step was not able to row no matter what.
"Dad, I've won, right?" Tong Guan asked the king loudly.
Lu Shenyan just fell, and was laughed at by Tong Guan again, and then said with a smile: "How can this be considered a win?" The board hasn't moved, huh? Right, Lord? ”
Tong Guan couldn't go up and down at this time, and listened to a few friends shouting: "Slippery and slippery!" "Tong Guanhan has come down.
Wang Bi knew that he was already decided, and was about to relieve Tong Guan, Guo Qian walked into the garden, followed by Han Derong. "Lord Wang, we have already cleaned up, we have just seen the military field with General Han, if there is nothing to do, we can start practicing."
"Good! Hurry up, everyone! Don't you boys keep making a fuss about participating in the Keju competition? Why don't you take advantage of the time to warm up with Master Guo first? Wang said this to Tong Guan, Tong Guan turned around, jumped off the board and said mockingly: "Draw, draw!" Let's go, let's go and practice Keju. ”
I didn't really want to watch Tong Guan fall just now, usually everyone doesn't have such a big hatred, especially in front of the king. Wang also laughed for a long time, which would stop him and said: "Okay, everyone didn't lose, Tong Guan didn't win, Tong Guan is not allowed to let others on your own duty in the future!" ”
Tong Guan was just told by Wang Bian yesterday that he would not secretly leave the house for a while, and he smiled at Wang Bian. Wang said to Lu Shenyan: "This skateboard is no problem, but I have to explain the essentials to you before using it." Manager Lu, you go and prepare more knee pads, wrist pads, and find some helmets. This is not a joke. Also, you put up a notice on the house, and in the future, the maids and ladies will all go around the corridor, draw the middle line of the stone road on the house, and divide the up and down roads for me. Also, whoever wants to use skateboarding has to pass an exam, and those who don't pass continue to teach the military field to practice. If it is a trivial matter to fall on yourself, if you blindly hit someone on the road, I will be severely punished! ”
Lu Shenyan took the order to do it, Tong Guan pulled the king and said, "Dad, you can also go and take a look at us!" ”
Wang Bizheng wanted to find an opportunity to educate Tong Guan, so he promised to be good, and walked to the military field surrounded by everyone.
Guo Qian gathered more than 20 disciples, and introduced Tong Guan and others to each other with the team members. Under the shade of the trees on the sidelines, the family set up tables and chairs next to Wang, and Wang sat there to watch Guo Qian program Tong Guan and others in the mansion and several guards into a team.
It is said that it is impossible for such a team to play past Deyun Club, but Deyun Club has just lived in the palace, and knows that Tong Guan is the righteous son next to the king, once the ball lands on the palace team, Tong Guan shouted: "Pass it over!" ”
Tong Guan shouted that no one dared to listen, as soon as the ball reached Tong Guan's feet, he passed with the ball, and then kicked the ball into the merry eye with a trick. "Hey, the young boy kicked really well." The family members around Wang Bi were full of praise, but Wang Bi frowned. If you play like this, you will definitely lose the palace game.
At the end of the first game, Guo Qian and Tong Guan came to Wang's side. Tong Guan asked, "Dad, what I'm doing as a captain is okay, right?" Wang ignored him and said to Guo Qian: "Master Guo, your Deyun Club didn't do its best. The next time you win a ball, I'll reward you with 10 copper coins. ”
Tong Guan was a little unconvinced, and Wang smiled but did not speak. In the second game, Guo Qian's disciples used the method taught by Wang Bian and stared at Tong Guan, but Tong Guan panicked this time, and lost the ball as soon as it reached his feet. As a result, this sentence failed miserably. At halftime, Tong Guan's unconvincing reproach was all caused by the reward next to the king.
Not to mention the third game, the morale of Tong Guan and others has been kicked out. After the game, Guo Qianle's mouth couldn't close. Wang asked next to him, "Master Guo, these children have also been handed over to you, and you have to train them strictly." Strive to get them on the pitch when they play, and if they don't qualify, let them be substitutes. ”
"No problem, in fact, they are all okay, they are just not familiar with the formation." Guo Qian was busy playing a round for Tong Guan and others.
Back in the office building, Wang called Tong Guan and the others to a place and asked, "Do you know where you lost?" ”
Tong Guan didn't seem to be convinced, and Wang smiled beside him: "Come on, the chopsticks are here!" ”
The story was old, and he took one out and said, "Break him!" ”
This is too easy, as soon as Tong Guan stretched out his hand, he clicked the chopsticks and put the chopsticks away, and then looked at Wang Bian ignorantly. Wang took out a handful of chopsticks, estimated to be more than a dozen or twenty: "You break this again!" ”
Tong Guan was just able to hold the chopsticks, compared the strength, but it was not broken, Wang was secretly amused, don't look at the chopsticks are not thick, but a chopstick is not long, this is not only a matter of unity is strength, but also a problem of the fulcrum of mechanics. He smiled, and was just about to give Tong Guan a lesson, when Zhi Keshi said in a muffled voice: "I'm coming!" ”
Zhi Keshi was stunned, and before Wang could reflect it, Zhi Keshi grabbed one end of the chopsticks, and after a fight, a pair of chopsticks was broken.
Looking at the two chopsticks in Zhi Keshi's hand, Tong Guan asked even more blankly: "Dad!" Do you want us to fold chopsticks for? ”
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