(Demon Shao: Everyone says that my update is too slow, and says that if I can update twice a day, I will play with my life and smash the ticket.) Yes! I'm going to watch two shifts a day this week. I won't say much about the bird talk, nonsense, and nonsense that I want to cover up the pipa's half-covered face, I just want a ticket, everyone smashes it for me, smashes it stunning, smashing stupidity, smashing stupidity, smashing stupidity, this is everyone's level! )

"Report!"

"Come in!" The old general Zheng Xun also raised his head, threw a large stack of materials in front of Li Xiangshang, and said: "This is the file record and report of the War Hero Song in the 136th Army for a year, you can take a look at it first!" ”

At the top of this thick stack of files is a personal report card of the 136th Army's military competition.

"Not bad! This kid does have the potential to become a special sniper, and he scored 92 rings in the shooting test of the sports triathlon, which is already very good for an amateur. His fighting performance is also good, hey, he also won a third-class merit......" Seeing this, Li Xiangshang's eyes widened suddenly, this professional soldier who had fallen to Mount Tai on the battlefield and did not change his color, finally couldn't help but exclaim: "Raising pigs?!" ”

"Hmm!"

The old general Zheng Xun also looked embarrassed, "According to some unwritten regulations of the 136th Army, if you run a side business for the company, you can get a third-class merit if your profits can reach a certain standard." When Commander Yang of the 136th Army was talking to me on the phone, he repeatedly praised the talents cultivated by the elite training school of our Fifth Special Army, and even the pig raising was a good hand! In order to allow the pigs to eat enough rations, they dared to steal the whole car of steamed buns that had just come out of the pot in the cooking class of the grassroots company, and in the end, the pigs they raised in the standard private room were full, but our soldiers, after hard training, could only drink porridge there! ”

Li Xiangshang coughed dryly, and raised seventeen pigs in the special service company camp built by the 136th Army at a huge cost, and the standard was no less than that of a star-rated hotel, which did sound like the perverted style of the war song. Li Xiangshang immediately changed the topic smartly, "Well, Zhan Xia Ge has seen and recognized his courage many times, he has beaten hooligans and caught thieves, and there are people in the local area who specially sent a pennant to the 136th Army, praising him as a real people's soldier, it seems that although Zhan Xia Ge still has some minor problems, he already has the consciousness of becoming an excellent soldier......

Zheng Xun's forehead was constantly beating, he gasped fiercely, and said in a low voice: "Don't keep an eye on his grades, let me flip through and read again!" ”

"Yes!"

Li Xiangshang casually flipped through a file in the middle and read: "Zhan Xia Ge, together with Huang Zhipeng, Tao Tai, Zheng Junjie, and other members of the 'spy company,' repeatedly violated military regulations and tried to take weapons out of the barracks; after being repeatedly obstructed, Zhan Xia Ge stole a set of military uniforms that were hung in front of the officers' dormitory building to dry on May 3, 1997, walked to the gate of the 136th barracks, and made a request to Yu Mingshui, a soldier of the 2nd Company, 2nd Platoon, 1st Platoon, 3rd Regiment, 1st Battalion, who was on duty, saying that he wanted to check his weapons. ”

Li Xiangshang's mouth slowly opened wide, and his two eyes widened to the size of two eggs. At the back of this file, attached is the soldier named Yu Mingshui, a 28-page review book, although it is only a fax, but as long as you look at the soaked and scattered character marks everywhere, Li Xiangshang can also imagine how profound the poor soldier's thinking and understanding were when he wrote this review, and how sincere the tears were.

"I was wrong, I was really wrong! Guns are a soldier's second life, and as a soldier, I lost the weapon in my hand when I was on duty, which is an unforgivable dereliction of duty! I failed to complete the glorious task assigned to me by my superiors, and I lost the dignity of a soldier......"

Here's how it happened......

At that time, a captain, also known as Warrior Song, came up to me and asked to check my weapon, and I saluted him and handed him the automatic rifle. At that time, the warrior song asked me in a joking tone if I could borrow my gun for a few hours. How could a sentry standing guard lend his weapon and let him play for hours? I thought he was joking, so I didn't say anything more.

Zhan Xia Ge took a few steps outside with an automatic rifle, he looked back at Yu Mingshui, and said, "If you don't object, I'll take the gun away!" ”

Seeing that Yu Mingshui didn't react, Zhan Xia Ge took a few more steps outside, and the thief smiled: "I really want to take it!" ”

Yu Mingshui and the comrade-in-arms beside him all laughed, a captain made such a joke with them, they didn't laugh a few times, wouldn't it seem that they had too little sense of humor?

"Haha, you all laughed, it looks like you agreed!" Zhan Xia Ge walked to the street unhurriedly, pulled away a car that had been parked on the side of the road a long time ago, Zhan Xia Ge raised the rifle and shouted: "Then thank you, when you have had enough, I will return it!" ”

In front of the two sentries and a squad leader on duty, Zhan Xia Ge got into the car, Huang Zhipeng, who had been waiting impatiently, threw away the cigarette butt in his hand and stepped on the accelerator fiercely, and the two sentries watched the car squeak and scream on the street with a squeaky scream, flying out at a speed of more than 120 kilometers per hour, until the car disappeared around a corner, and they still had a smile on their faces.

After waiting for two minutes, Zhan Xia Ge did not return the automatic rifle, and Yu Mingshui, who did not even have a weapon in his hand, faced the officers who kept passing in front of the gate of the barracks, his face slowly turned pale, and in the end, his legs and stomach began to tremble.

"Hey," the sentry standing opposite Yu Mingshui said suspiciously, "Why do I think something is wrong!" Don't...... Did he really kidnap your gun?! ”

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That's, isn't it?!

Zhan Xia Ge actually used this method to kidnap an automatic rifle in front of two sentries and a squad leader on duty!

The inspection book of Zhan Xia Ge is relatively simple, on such a thin page of paper that obviously lacks basic sincerity, Zhan Xia Ge uses his dragon and phoenix dance, quite a bit of Zhang Xu's drunken momentum, and really writes a little bit of untamed and untamed.

"I was just trying it out, trying to make a joke with the sentry. It wasn't until we drove out of the city in our seat car that I could believe that we really made it! Originally, we were going to send the guns back immediately, but then we thought about it, we are all soldiers, and we must be ready to sacrifice our lives for the country and spill our blood on the battlefield. We called Zheng Junjie, Tao Tai and more than 20 other brothers and asked them to find a way to get some bullets from the barracks. They didn't do much, that is, three or four hundred rounds. We went to the mountains in the suburbs to practice target shooting, using all kinds of birds and animals to practice our reaction speed and first-time conditioned reflex shooting accuracy. After firing 237 bullets, we managed to kill and wound 27 prey, and returned to the barracks after 4 hours and 15 minutes, where we were jointly enforced by the Judge Advocate General's Office, the Pickets, and the Ministry of the Interior......"

Behind these two inspection documents, there is also a financial report: According to the investigation, 23 people, including Zhan Xia Ge, Huang Zhipeng, and Ling Zhijie, carried weapons to hunt on Tianhua Mountain without permission, and killed a total of seven roosters, five hens, four male ducks, two female ducks, five ducklings, two goats, and one pig raised by local people on the mountain. An unclaimed wild dog. We are now compensating local residents with 13,500 yuan!

In addition, the 23 people barbecued two goats and five chickens over an open flame in the National Class II Scenic Reserve, and each of them was fined 100 yuan, totaling 2,300 yuan, according to the forest fire prevention regulations of the Class II Scenic Reserve.

Li Xiangshang looked at the final payment of the receipt suspiciously, and said, "Could it be that this fifteen,800 yuan was finally paid by our Fifth Special Force Elite Training School?" ”

"We escorted the people, who do you think should pay for this money?" Zheng Xun sighed and said: "In the past year, with his 'outstanding' performance, Zhan Xia Ge has been publicly promoted as a company commander by a member of the special service company known as * in the 136th Army, and a person named Huang Zhipeng is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and he has been promoted by them as a company instructor. With their upright and two-person leaders who are not afraid of heaven and earth, the spy company has made the 136th Army a chicken. Now those [***], almost everyone knows that the 136th Army is fun, and it has now become the base camp of the whole [***] party, and a group of people are there to call friends and have fun. In just one year, the number of members of their spy company has surged from 47 at the beginning to 128! Just now, Commander Yang called me to complain, saying that if he continued like this, his spy company would be promoted to a spy battalion in less than two years! ”

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