Chapter 269: Shame on Leaving Home
Bai Miaoxi said: "Yes! Sister Mei Lan, how do you know? ”
Tong Meilan nodded and said, "Oh, I heard about it too, hehe." Tong Meilan's eyes rolled, and she didn't know what she was thinking.
Bai Miaoxi didn't see the look on Tong Meilan's face, the two continued to chat for a while, Tong Meilan said: "Miaoxi, let's go out and have a look, don't let them get drunk, my father is drunk and makes old mistakes, his stomach hurts, and he doesn't even have the strength to speak, but despite this, he still loves to get drunk every time." ”
Bai Miaoxi smiled sweetly, nodded, and walked out with Tong Meilan.
At this time, Yue Kang, Tong Lao, and Xiaoshun also drank a lot of wine, at least Xiaoshun's face was already red, sitting on the stool and shaking, his hands and feet were no longer obedient, Yue Kang knew that he couldn't let Xiaoshun drink anymore, if he let him drink again, let alone catch the car, Yue Kang had to carry him back.
Yue Kang and Tong Lao knew what they were going to say as soon as the two girls came out of the house.
Tong Lao hurriedly said: "Little Brother Yue! I said it, let's not drink that jar after drinking, you see you have to Xiaoshun open another jar, drink! I really don't want to drink it, if I don't! It's all opened, and if you don't drink it, it's wasted. ”
Yue Kang also pointed at Xiaoshun and blamed, and said, "Xiaoshun! I said don't let you drink so much! If you don't drink, get drunk if you're drunk! What are you doing when you open another altar for us, do you want me to get drunk with Brother Tong! Don't you know that drinking alcohol hurts your body, stomach, and liver? ”
Xiaoshun is shouting that he is wronged! Crying with a sad face, he wanted to say, I don't know who shouted for me to open the wine just now, I want to beat me if I don't open the wine, I am wronged, Xiaoshun is how wronged he is in his heart!
"Okay, you two don't act, Sister Miaoxi and I are not stupid enough to believe you, let's say it first, we can only drink this altar again." Tong Meilan ordered, in fact, she didn't want to care about things between men, but she knew Tong Lao's physical condition best, and she didn't want her father to be drunk and not be able to get out of bed for several days.
Yue Kang and Tong Lao smiled, and they were busy talking about drinking a jar and drinking a jar.
Then Bai Miaoxi, who was childish, moved a stool and sat next to the two, playing a good role in surveillance.
"Brother Yue, if anything interesting happened to you teaching in the academy, tell us about it!" Tong Meilan asked Yue Kang with a graceful smile.
"Interesting thing? Where will there be something interesting. Yue Kang shook his head and said no, and suddenly said, "If you want to say something interesting, there is one thing. ”
"Oh?" Tong Lao and Tong Meilan both leaned over and listened to Yue Kang continue.
Yue Kang smiled, "Having said that, that's not a funny thing, it's just Gaohai Academy, you know!" That day, the students of Gaohai Academy went to our academy to make trouble. ”
"Troublemaker?" Tong Meilan asked, "How did they make a mess?" ”
Yue Kang continued: "Originally, it was a break from class that day, and I was idle and played a juju in the courtyard with the students, who knew that the students of Gaohai Academy came, laughing at the students of our academy for their bad ball skills, making sarcastic remarks, and daring to talk about me, I just thought to myself that a few children were too lazy to care about them." ”
Yue Kang took a sip of wine and said: "After that, they had to compete with the students of our academy, and the students of our academy also saw that they were not pleasing to their eyes, so they agreed, and the result was also in my expectation that our academy lost, almost a miserable loss, the students of Gaohai Academy did have some real talent and real learning, I thought in my heart that if I lose, I will lose!" It's not a bad thing to hit our academy student, at least it can arouse his self-motivation. ”
"But I'm the eighth ancestor of my grandmother" Yue Kang couldn't help but scold when he remembered that day, and when he saw that Tong Lao and a few people looked at him wrongly, he hurriedly said: "Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue, I'm so excited." Yue Kang's old face turned red, how could any master scold when he opened his mouth.
Then Yue Kang said: "After they won, not only did they sneer at my students, but also said what I was, what kind of master taught what kind of students, I got angry when I heard it, isn't this indirectly talking about my cowardice, originally I didn't want to deal with a few children, but they peed on my head, which I can't tolerate." ”
Yue Kang gushed and said, when Yue Kang said that one person kicked Keju and defeated ten people, he was really surprised, and said: "I can't see that Junior Brother Yue is so powerful in kicking Keju!" ”
Yue Kang smiled and said: "It's a little meaning, you said that those students are not angry, they are arrogant, ignorant and idiots, and they don't know how their masters usually teach them, don't think about it, they are also idiots, if I see him next time"
"Ahhhh Tong Lao sweated in his heart, and hurriedly interrupted Yue Kang's words.
At this time, Tong Meilan's face was very unsightly, and she looked at Yue Kang with a little breathlessness.
"Hey, what's wrong with you, Meilan, are you uncomfortable?" Yue Kang saw that Tong Meilan's face was abnormal, so he asked.
Tong Meilan hurriedly smiled and said, "I'm fine, Brother Yue just said that if he saw their master, how about it?" ”
Yue Kang said grinningly: "Hmph, if I see their master, I will bring a basin of dog shit to his head, and kick him a few times, and then turn around in a dashing manner, saying that you might as well be worthy of being a master with shit, go home and farm, you, Mei Lan, how do you feel about my disposal method, it's not enjoyable." ”
Tong Lao listened to Yue Kang's words, he couldn't help but sneer, drank the wine in his mouth, and choked out of his nose and eyes at once, Tong Lao, who was choking, turned around and kept coughing, Tong Lao turned around again, looked at Yue Kang's expression full of sympathy, and thought in his heart, Little Brother Yue! Brother Yue, I won't let you continue, but you still said that you are going to be unlucky this time.
Tong Meilan's face turned from red to purple, from purple to red, and suddenly she saw a turn of whiteness, only to see Tong Meilan gritting her teeth tightly, and said word by word: "Brother Yue's attention is really high, very good." ”
Yue Kang was stunned by Tong Meilan's straight eyes, what's wrong with this girl's eyes, how can I look at her and want to eat me, I didn't offend her today!
Bai Miaoxi saw that Tong Meilan's face was wrong, and she also wondered in her heart, what happened to Sister Tong, she felt that something was not normal today.
Xiaoshun is still in the mood to look at others, he sees everything floating, and the wine is getting bigger and bigger, and his head is completely dizzy.
Tong Lao directly looked away and didn't look at Yue Kang, as if he was saying that it was better not to see it if it was none of his business.
Tong Meilan smiled strangely and said: "Brother Yue, did you give their master a pair, the pair is "tune the piano, tune the new tune, tune to tune the tune", and their master gave you back "plant flowers, plant all kinds of good, all kinds of fragrance", isn't this the case, Brother Yue. ”
"Ah" Yue Kang was shocked in his heart, and looked at Tong Meilan in disbelief, "Meilan, how do you know, do you know the students in our class who told you?" ”
Tong Meilan directly ignored Yue Kang's words, and continued: "And their master said that your pair is extremely simple, Hugh is arrogant, and gave you a pair, the upper link is "the head is carved from rotten wood, no intestines, no heart and liver, showing off his might on stage, just like an ordinary character", and you quickly replied that the next link is "The drama is made up by the predecessors, there are emperors and generals, and when you go into the wild, you are depressed, it's not a thing" Brother Yue, am I right? ”
After hearing this, Yue Kang looked at Tong Meilan like a ghost, staring at him with big eyes, to know that the students in his class didn't see it at all when he wrote the couplet, even if Tong Meilan knew the students in his class, it was impossible to know about it, Yue Kang's heart suddenly turned up and coughed, and the sweat on his face dripped down, as if he had guessed something, and thought of what he had just said, it was a cold sweat!
Tong Meilan smiled evilly, Yue Kang's heart was numb when he saw it, and Tong Meilan said word by word like a bombshell: "Brother Yue, you guessed right, I am the teacher of Gaohai Academy, and the Wu Yuyang in your mouth is my student." After Tong Meilan finished speaking, she looked at Yue Kang with a playful look, and there was an indescribable evil smile on the corner of her mouth.
Yue Kang stood on the spot like a rooster, he never dreamed that Tong Meilan would be the teacher of Gaohai Academy, this surprise was not trivial, Yue Kang suddenly looked like a petrified, staring at the big eyes and motionless.
Tong Lao couldn't hold back his laughter for a long time, he saw that the wrinkles of Yue Kang's embarrassed smile were wrinkled together, like an old chrysanthemum, he wanted to see how Yue Kang ended up this time.
Bai Miaoxi obviously didn't expect Tong Meilan to be the same as Yue Kang, both of them were teachers, "What? Sister Mei Lan, are you a teacher now? Bai Miaoxi cried out in surprise, but then saw Yue Kang, Bai Miaoxi was also sweating in his heart, just now Yue Kang scolded the other master very lightly, you must know that the person who scolded is Tong Meilan!
"Sister Miaoxi! Your father-in-law's handwriting is really not very good, do you say yes? Tong Mei looked at Yue Kang and said, took out the next link that Yue Kang returned to him from his arms, Yue Kang knew at a glance that it was written by himself, with this thing Yue Kang couldn't admit that Tong Meilan was a teacher at Gaohai Academy.
Yue Kang just said that he used dog shit to buckle people's heads, and Bai Miaoxi was also very embarrassed, his face couldn't help but turn red, and he smiled apologetically, and he felt extremely guilty in his heart.
It's big, it's big, it's not so embarrassing, Yue Kang's old face couldn't help but turn red again, "That, this" Yue Kang was speechless.
I really felt that I didn't have the face to stay any longer, so I hurriedly pulled Bai Miaoxi up and said to Tong Lao: "Oh! That old brother Tong still has some urgent matters in my academy, I have to go, let's talk next time, talk next time, say goodbye"
"Little Brother Yue, let's go! Let's sit down for a while," Tong Lao said with a smile in his face.
Yue Kang didn't dare to stay anymore, he didn't even have the courage to look at Tong Meilan, it was really embarrassing to throw him home, Yue Kang pulled up the drunken and hazy Xiaoshun and left, Xiaoshun also said hesitantly, Uncle left so early!
Before leaving, Bai Miaoxi turned her head and glanced at Tong Meilan apologetically, Tong Meilan Yanyan smiled, she didn't take what happened just now to heart at all.
After Yue Kang fled in a hurry, Tong Lao and Tong Meilan laughed at the same time, and the two of them couldn't straighten their waists.
(To be continued)