Chapter 5 Guo Ye wants to fight
Walking out of the living room, the maids and servants had already left, but the butler Fubo was still there.
After watching Guo Ye's brilliant scene just now, especially the moment when Liu Armang's bastard left in embarrassment, he was so fucking relieved.
The Wu family and the Liu family, but the old enemies who have been fighting in Dongliu Township for decades have always been difficult to distinguish between winning and losing.
Seeing Guo Ye's uncle come out, Fu Bobaba ran forward, smiled at Guo Ye and gave a thumbs up: "Uncle, it's good." ”
Guo Ye guessed that Wu Xiuxiu was still watching him from afar, and he didn't dare to get too carried away, so he kept a reserved smile at Fu Bo, then flicked the dust on his shoulder, and said softly: "It's nothing, it's just pediatrics." ”
Fu Bo continued to ask: "Uncle, are you really familiar with the laws of the Tang Dynasty?" That's a lot of work. ”
Guo Ye was stunned when he heard this, and said in his heart, the ghost only knows what the laws of the Tang Dynasty look like.
However, he didn't explain too much to Fu Bo, but walked away lightly, his body was still so free and natural, the breeze was blowing, and his clothes were fluttering in the wind, with the smell of celebrities and gentlemen.
Seeing that Guo Ye didn't say anything, Fu Bo didn't go to his heart, and praised in his heart, his uncle is really good.
After today's small turmoil, in the face of Fu Bo's attitude, Guo Ye dared to pack the ticket, at least in the eyes of the servants and maids in the Wu family's compound and the old housekeeper, his son-in-law who came to the door had established his position in name.
Next, the beautiful days of the son-in-law who came to reach out for food and opened his mouth may be waiting for his arrival Guo Ye
On the second day,
On the third day,
On the fourth day,
For four or five days in a row, Guo Ye was indeed very comfortable and comfortable.
Before the living room stepped on Liu Armang's opportunity, coupled with the fact that Guo Ye's soul came from later generations, he never stood up in front of the subordinates, so in just a few days, he became a mess with the servants in the house, and the popularity index rose.
vaguely seems to overshadow Wu Xiuxiu, the eldest lady of the Wu family.
Although Wu Xiuxiu has not eaten at the same table with him since that day, and slept in the same bed, these did not affect Guo Ye, who was like a fish in water in the Wu family, and lived a good life.
On this day, the wind was mild, and the autumn wind slowly blew the willow trees in the backyard garden, and the branches and leaves swayed and rustled.
"Hahaha"
Suddenly, there was a burst of laughter in the backyard where the autumn wind hit, there were men and women, and the number of people was indispensable.
If anyone who has paid attention to the gossip news in the Wu family in the past few days knows that this time period after lunch must be the Wu family's aunt - Guo Ye is telling stories and jokes again.
Fauber was already hurrying with a stool the size of a small horse in the direction of the backyard garden.
Ran there and took a closer look, oh, under the willow tree, on the rocking chair, Guo Ye was sitting leisurely and swaying, while telling the story with great interest.
More than a dozen maids and servants surrounded Guo Ye on three floors inside and three layers outside, and the water could not be drained. It can be seen that the popularity index of the new aunt of the Wu family has been high recently.
The servants squatted on the ground to listen to the story, and the maids were not idle, some stood behind Guo Ye with a pu fan and slowly fanned the cool breeze, and some blew their shoulders for Guo Ye, how could they be comfortable?
Fu Bo leaned over and made no noise, put the little horse on the ground and sat down quietly, listening to Guo Ye tell the story with his ears pricked up, and he was afraid that he would forget a plot fragment and not be able to repeat it to his little grandson when he turned around.
It's not that Fu Bo is childlike and interesting, but Guo Ye tells stories that are unheard of, and he can't stop listening to the little grandson in his family, and he doesn't tell a short paragraph every time he goes home, and the naughty little grandson of his family has to roll on the ground and hit the wall.
Guo Ye saw that his fans in the Wu family were also coming, so he immediately lowered his voice and said loudly: "Okay, just now we told the story of a liar who sold abduction, through this story, we must be confident, we can't just listen to others flickering, listening to the wind is rain, otherwise you will be sold and you will count the money for others." ”
Obviously, Guo Ye brought Zhao Benshan and Fan Wei's "Selling Abduction" back to ancient times, and brought it to the prosperous era of the Tang Dynasty under the rule of Li Shimin Zhenguan - Zhenguan for three years.
In the past few days, Guo Ye has always told a story or joke, whether it is a cross talk sketch and a historical anecdote, or the Western "Arabian Nights", "Hans Christian Andersen's Fairy Tales" and "One Thousand and One Nights", he will tell a small paragraph of his wonderful insights and principles of dealing with people and things by the way.
I heard that the fans of the Wu family were sought after again and again, and regarded him as an idol and a hipster.
After listening to "Selling Abduction", many servants who squatted on the ground discussed, either that Lao Fan was stupid and not in the middle of winter, or that Lao Zhao lacked great virtue, and commented one by one.
Then, Guo Ye looked at the female fans of the Wu family who were waiting anxiously, and said leisurely: "Okay, let's tell a story about the frog prince, you can't go along with your brother's love and lose your sister-in-law, right?" ”
"Yay......"
As soon as Guo Ye's voice fell, the maids who had been waiting anxiously jumped up one by one, compared to the male servants of the Wu family, they were more willing to listen to the love stories of loyalty, singing and crying, and thousands of turns, even if they were fictional, they had to comfort their lonely hearts and longing for beautiful love from time to time.
Whose girl doesn't think about spring, the rotten girl is the same as the gossip party, she exists whenever and where, even if it is more than a thousand years of the Tang Dynasty, it is everywhere.
Guo Ye sat up from the rocking chair slightly, signaled the cheering maid fans to be quiet, and then took a sip of tea from Xiaoshidun to moisten his throat, and said: "It is said that in a distant country in the West, there is a ......."
Suddenly, a coquettish voice came from outside the garden: "Don't you have to work anymore?" ”
With Guo Ye's familiarity with the Wu family in the past few days, he didn't need to look back to know that the person who shouted was Wu Xiuxiu's personal maid - Chunxiang.
In the entire Wu family compound, this stinky girl picked his nose and eyes at him, and did not become a die-hard fan of his Guo Ye.
Despite this, Guo Ye also has no problem with Chunxiang, who let Wu Xiuxiu, the eldest lady with good roots, stand up.
Chunxiang walked slowly, looking at the servants squatting on the ground, the maids who were gathered had no intention of leaving at all, their faces couldn't help but lose face, and their cheeks scolded: "The eldest lady spoke, if you don't work hard and fool around all day long, no one wants to get this month's money." ”
yes
As soon as these words came out, the servants and maids all looked panicked and couldn't help but scream in unison, and then they all got up and scattered in their respective directions.
Guo Ye was stunned by his so-called fans again, your sister, is she so unrighteous?
Is this a die-hard fan? They're just zombie fans.
And Wu Xiuxiu is the powder tester, and her words directly made Guo Ye's fans fall clean.
Guo Ye watched the people around him go and the birds were gone, the bustling scene just now was gone, only the old housekeeper Fu Bo was still there, it was really warm and cold.
Guo Ye was secretly angry in his heart, you are Wu Xiuxiu, you just don't want Lao Tzu to live in peace, and you want to directly ruin Lao Tzu's comfortable life from the root.
Chunxiang said hello to the old housekeeper Fu Bo, and then walked up to Guo Ye and said again, saying: "Uncle, the young lady is already at the gate of the Wu family, she asked the maid to report to you, so that you can quickly go back to the room and change into clean clothes and come to the gate of the Wu family." ”
After speaking, regardless of whether Guo Ye heard clearly or whether he replied, he turned around and left.
Angry, Guo Ye waved his hands behind Chunxiang's back and scratched his claws.
"Ahem, alas......"
Seeing this, Fu Bo coughed lightly and sighed twice, and then said to Guo Ye earnestly: "Uncle, don't blame Chunxiang, and don't blame those subordinates just now, they are in the Wu family just to beg for a bowl of rice, and receive a meager amount of money every month to support the family." Now their food and clothing parents are young ladies, not you. You said they were guilty of offending the eldest lady for you? ”
After speaking, he knocked on the sore legs that stood up slightly from the pony, picked up the little horse with one hand, and turned around and left Guo Ye, busy with the affairs of the Wu family.
Guo Ye knew that Fu Bo was waking himself up, yes, Wu Xiuxiu was their food and clothing parents, and I, Guo Ye, was just a son-in-law who ate and drank in the Wu family, I was a fart.
As he spoke, he touched his sleeves and waist again, and there was nothing, and he had never seen what the money bag looked like.
Guo Ye couldn't help but look up and sigh: "Money is a hero's courage, and even he is panicked if he has no money on his body, and it is difficult to move an inch, let alone win the hearts of others to gain the trust of others." Damn, I must find an errand to earn money, and I must no longer live on the snort of the Wu family's father and daughter. ”
After sighing, he returned to his room for the first time, changed into clean clothes, and ran towards the gate after a simple freshening up.
After a while, Guo Ye rushed to the gate of the Wu family in a hurry, he didn't want to be caught by Wu Xiuxiu, a stinky girl, because he was late or something.
At that moment in the garden just now, he figured it out, he felt that a good man should be forbearing, accumulate strength, and when the time came, he would soar into the sky, and directly overturn Wu Xiuxiu's little girl's skin on the bed, ruthlessly
But as soon as he arrived at the door, Guo Ye was completely dumbfounded, a mule cart, the carriage decoration is chic, looking at the size of the carriage, it is estimated that it can be three or two, listening to the voice in the carriage, it seems to be Wu Xiuxiu and Chunxiang's stinky maids.
Next to the mule cart was a half-human-tall donkey, with golden fur, with two long ears "hiccup, hiccup, hiccup" and screaming, grunting two donkey eyes at Guo Ye while screaming heartlessly.
was glanced at by the donkey's black eyes, Guo Ye secretly praised in his heart, a donkey with good aura.
Glancing at the mule carriage next to the donkey, Wu Xiuxiu asked someone to invite me over, and asked me to change into new clothes, what kind of moth is this?