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"Alas! There was an urgent matter at home, and I was in a hurry. Bidding farewell to the owner, I walked all the way, walked dozens of miles, and at this time I was thirsty. I hope you will give me a sip of water to quench my thirst. And then die without complaint. ”

When the old man heard this, he instructed some of the juniors: "Go out and bring water." ”

These descendants shouted: "There is no water!" Give him water to drink, and make him beautiful! ”

The other shouted: "If you are really thirsty, give him some urine to drink, and forget it if you don't drink!" ”

Daoist Wang saw that there was no way, so he took a breath and said, "Okay, give me some urine to drink, drinking some urine is better than dying of thirst." ”

These juniors squeaked and laughed, and while unbuttoning their pants, they instructed Daoist Wang: "Open your mouth and drink urine." ”

Daoist Wang begged: "You can urinate in my hands, can I hold it and drink it?" ”

So, Daoist Wang took a handful of fox urine, melted a few grains of cinnabar between his fingers, gently inhaled it into his mouth, held his breath, and squirted it out in a circle in front of him and behind him.

With this spray, it was suddenly black in front of him, where could I still see the banquet, and I don't know where the vicious fox demons had just gone.

Wang Daoist avoided the wall and calmed down for a while, then he slowly saw a little light the size of a finger on the top of his head, and heard the sound of someone walking outside, so he kept shouting for help and waited for people to open this ancient tomb, only to find that Wang Daoist was curled up inside, in front of and behind him were more than a dozen fox corpses, one of which was covered with white hair.

The gravediggers saw it, saying that this white fox had lived in this area for hundreds of years, and it had been passed down for dozens of generations.

Man Zhong said this, stopped, looked at everyone and said, "The purpose of this story is mainly to introduce the use of cinnabar.

It turns out that cinnabar is the best material for curing evil spirits, and as long as a few grains, after a mouthful of water melts and sprays out, it can kill groups of foxes. ”

As soon as Man Zhong said this, Cheng Yu Xiahoudun became happy, and Cao Ren and Cao Hong also stood up and shouted: "Okay, okay, there is a way." In that case, let's go buy cinnabar quickly. ”

So Xiahoudun arranged for more than a dozen scouts: "Go to Xinye immediately, after you go, no one is allowed to shout, just quietly go to a few pharmacies, don't care how much money, buy all their cinnabar." ”

The scouts left in a hurry, Xiahoudun and Cheng Yu Xunyu continued to talk, and Cheng Yu asked Man Chong: "Did Mr. Man see that Wang Taoist priest when he lived in the countryside?" ”

"I've seen it! How can you know this detail if you haven't seen it? ”

"Where did he get a few grains of cinnabar? How do you get caught between your fingers? ”

"Oops. Wang Daoist said that before he entered the house, the things on his body were confiscated by the young vixens. Fortunately, he had hidden a few grains between his fingers beforehand, otherwise, he would have died that day. ”

Here, Xiahoudun spoke: "Well, it makes sense, it makes sense."

This Liu Cong must be a vixen. Otherwise, why would it soar into the clouds and drive the fog, and it would shrink and shrink, and if it was big, it would turn into a big mountain; If it is small, it will be transformed into a grain of rice. It will also drive Liuding Liujia, urge clouds and sow rain, pull thunder and discharge, these are all witchcraft, illusion and evil arts, all of which are commonly used by fox spirits to psychedelic people's spiritual means.

Hehe, with cinnabar, we will definitely be able to break Liu Cong's evil art. ”

Besides, after Liu Cong put Xu Chu back in the Cao camp, he knew that there would be changes in the Cao camp, so he was not in a hurry to fight with the Cao soldiers, but just ordered Wei Yan to lead people to guard the Queweipo Pass, and he and Emperor Xian lived in the big camp at the bottom of the north slope, and waited for the Cao soldiers to change there, and then fought with them.

Liu Cong has nothing to do in the past few days, and most of the time he sits in the big tent with Emperor Xian, gossiping and doing homely things.

Liu Cong is very curious, he likes to read history books and study history before he crosses, but now he has crossed over, and he talks face-to-face, drinks tea and eats with the Han Dynasty and the last imperial brother, and he doesn't feel tired all day long.

On this day, he was discussing with Emperor Xian to go out hunting again, and suddenly Wei Yan sent scouts to send information, and when Liu Cong opened it, it turned out to be a challenge letter sent by Xiahoudun.

This Xiahou is also here, writing this challenge clearly, when Liu Cong looked at it, he saw that it was written: "Your Excellency Liu Cong in Jingzhou Zhizhong, a month ago, you used deception to pretend to be a ghost and conquer Xuchang City; A few days ago, you used trickery to defeat Xu Chu's 5,000 men and horses, and brought out the emperor to make a report, breaking the fighting spirit of our army, these days you have succeeded again and again, our army lost Xuchang City, and the emperor was plundered by you.

After our research, we feel that the reason why you Liu Cong has been able to succeed again and again is really relying on evil magic to succeed.

If it is a soldier-to-soldier general-to-general fight, you Liu Cong is definitely not our opponent.

Besides, after a few days of research, I have found a way to break your evil arts.

Therefore, I specially sent someone to come and write a battle letter, and asked you to meet tomorrow morning at the foot of the magnifier slope.

The two armies face each other, and if you win, our army will immediately withdraw to Xinye and will not attack Quewei Slope again.

If you are defeated, you will immediately withdraw to Jingzhou District, and I Xiahou will spare you from death."

Liu Cong couldn't help laughing when he saw it, so he handed Xiahoudun's challenge book to Emperor Xian to read.

After a few battles, Emperor Xian found that Liu Cong was indeed an invincible hero in the world, so he stayed here these days and had no worries.

At this time, when I looked at this challenge book, I couldn't help laughing, and turned my face to Liu Cong's imperial brother and said, "Imperial brother, why is Xiahoudun so ignorant of the sky?" Huh? It's only been a few days, and you've killed him and escaped. Hehe, since you have failed, if you don't try to escape, you have to come back and challenge.

Otherwise, you don't have to go out of the horse, Brother Xian, tomorrow I will personally go out and take three thousand Jingzhou iron horsemen to personally crusade against these thieves and give them some power. ”

Liu Cong heard Emperor Xian say this, and couldn't help but smile in his heart: "Look at how many you are, Liu Xie." You think it's not like you've never seen it on the battlefield, you think it's as easy as farting? That's really a white knife going in, and a red knife coming out.

Hehe, swords, guns, swords, and halberds don't have eyes, they don't dare to look at you if they look at you as the emperor!

You should honestly squat at home, besides, I Liu Cong still have a place to use you, and I don't want you to die early. ”

Thinking of this, he said: "Hehehehe, like Xiahou and Cao Ren, these thieves came out to make trouble, why do you still have to work for your emperor's master?" Drink tea and rest in the camp and see how I catch these thieves alive one by one!" Hahahaha. ”

When Liu Cong said this, he looked outside the tent and thought for a while and said: "Xiahou Xun Xu Chu lost several battles in a row, and he didn't think about running away but came to challenge, but it was true, and he also shouted in the challenge book that he had found a way to crack my evil magic." Okay, I'm going to pay attention to it, and see what kind of tricks Xia Houdun has to summon out. ”

Early the next morning, when Liu Cong led his troops down to the slope, he saw from a distance that Xiahoudun had already lined up his men and horses, (I saw that there were about 20,000 Cao soldiers lined up in a phalanx.) At the outermost part of the phalanx was the shieldbearer of Isshi, and behind the shieldbearer were the crossbowmen, and when I looked into the middle of the array, I saw the pikemen crowded in one after another, but waited for an order to start fighting.

At this time, Liu Cong had already brought a thousand tiger and leopard cavalry and two thousand infantry to the opposite side and began to line up, the two armies were separated by a stone's throw away, Liu Cong watched Wei Yan lead the troops to line up, while observing the actions of Cao Bing, until Wei Yan lined up the formation, and did not see any unusual behavior of Cao Bing.

So, Liu Cong took Wei Yan, Deng Bao, Ma Yunshan to his own front, and shouted to Cao Bing across the open area, Liu Cong said: "Please ask the general Cao Bing to come out and speak." Yesterday, a war letter was issued to me, inviting me to go down the mountain to fight, but there was no sound when I saw me leading the troops out.

Xiahoudun, are you scared to pee your pants? Come out and talk, think about how to fight with me, whether it is a heads-up or a scuffle? ”

The weather was very good on this day, the early autumn sun had risen a pole high, the red round sun face scattered the soft sunlight, the woods, shrubs, dead grass and mountain spring in front of the magpie tail slope mountain illuminated the bright hall, which made people see it very kindly.

The unknown birds and finches in the bushes in the mountains and forests and the sky did not care that the two teams of people and horses on the ground were trying to figure out each other's psychology and prepare to fight, so they were just chattering and noisy.

Liu Cong shouted these words, paused for a while, and still didn't see any action on Cao Ying's side, so he looked over there carefully, only to see that Xiahou Dun, Cao Ren, Cao Hong, Xu Chu, and Xu Huang were all riding horses and looking over here to discuss something, Liu Cong was anxious, took a few steps forward on the horse, and shouted: "Xiahou Dun!" Get out of here and talk. Only this burst of shouting, like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, frightened Xiahoudun and almost fell off the horse.

When Cao Ren saw it, he hurriedly urged Xiahoudun: "Big brother, go out and talk, take a breath, and see what Liu Cong has planned." Get ready to fight. ”

Xiahoudun had eaten Liu Cong's lesson, and after listening to Cao Ren's words, he mustered up the courage to rush forward and immediately replied: "Xiahoudun is here, please tell me what Liu Zhizhong has to say." ”

Just said this sentence, Cao Ren behind him secretly scolded Xiahou Xuan: "Really scared by Liu Cong to pee his pants?" What is this saying? Inferior. ”

Cao Ren and the others complained, Liu Cong was really comfortable listening here, so he smiled and said, "Why is Xiahoudun getting better and better at talking, huh?" It seems that I am his father, yes, and he asked me to have something to say. Hahahaha. Laughing here, he looked back at Wei Yan and Deng Bao, and said, "Did you hear that?" Xiahoudun said that there was something I told him! Hehehehehe. What a dutiful son. Hahahaha. ”154

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