"Wait!"

Shopkeeper Zhu hurriedly shouted: "Master Ke, haven't you given the money yet?" ”

The guy who bought the bun looked like he was in his fifties, he was a short and fat man, the flesh on his face was round, and he had to squeeze it out without a leather bag, and there was only a slit left in his small eyes.

He smiled at the contemptuous look of the shopkeeper Zhu: "Why, isn't the bun money there!" ”

The shopkeeper Zhu held back his anger and said with a smile: "Master Ke, the bun is a penny, you want thirty small ones to give you twenty-six, do you think this is successful, even if it is twenty-five yuan, you only gave three Wen, and there are twenty-two Wen, please feel sorry for the small one, read in the small business, and understand our ......"

Before he could finish speaking, a thunderclap of rage came from inside the shop.

"Zhu Laoshi, you took the old lady's bun to give favors again! If you have money to eat steamed buns, you can't afford to roll calves without money! The legendary shopkeeper ran over with the cage drawer in his arms, put the cage drawer on the pot, and turned to the guest who bought the bun. crossed his waist, looked each other up and down, and sneered.

"Master Ke, the seller is not afraid of a big-bellied man, you can buy us happy, but if you don't give money, you want to take advantage, and you have to ask the old lady what kind of temper she has!"

Sure enough, the appearance of the shopkeeper scared the diners to shut up obediently, but Tang Yi didn't care, eating steamed buns with a mouthful of oil, and secretly picked up a small piece of charcoal.

The person who bought the bun was not frightened in the slightest, squinted his small eyes, and coughed twice.

"Uncle Ben is here to eat steamed buns, not to be angry, do you want to open a black shop?"

Shopkeeper Zhu hurriedly shook his head and said anxiously: "Master, you can't say that, who doesn't know that we are the most conscientious in doing business, and the goods are genuine......"

"It's genuine, when I first came, I obviously saw that it was ten buns for one penny, which is three pennies, buy you 26 buns, or do you earn it, do you want to slander people?"

"You fart!" The shopkeeper's face sank suddenly.

"Open the dog's eyes and see, such a big bun, ten pennies? Why doesn't the old lady give it in vain, and she can still have a good reputation. "The power of the inner shopkeeper is a fight with the dominatrix.

"Who knows, maybe your hair is long and your knowledge is short. I'm sorry, Uncle Ben still has something to do, so I won't accompany you. ”

This guy turned around to leave, and the shopkeeper was so angry that his hair stood up, and he stomped his feet and scolded at the shopkeeper Zhu: "You stupid thing, don't stop him for the old lady." ”

Shopkeeper Zhu was helpless, so he could only run over, stretched out his hand, and blocked the way. He arched his hand and begged: "Master Ke, it's not easy to have a small business, don't be kidding, more than 20 coppers, I and the Hun family can't earn it in a day!" ”

The short and fat guy didn't care, stretched out his hand and pushed the shopkeeper Zhu, and sneered: "I don't care how much money you make, what is written on the signboard, the price you set, Lao Tzu doesn't care, get out of the way quickly." ”

"Good! My mother has been eating white food for so many years, and I have never seen such a reasonable and bold eat, you really opened my mother's eyes. The shopkeeper suddenly picked up a kitchen knife and jumped over in a few steps, which was even more dexterous than an ape.

"What are you doing, you want to open a black shop!" The chunky guy was scared too.

"You're right, the old lady is the dominatrix, I'll chop you into minced meat today!" The inner shopkeeper scolded fiercely.

Seeing that there was about to be bloodshed, Tang Yi laughed: "Uncle Zhu, he said that the signboard reads, then let's take a good look at what is written on it!" ”

Yes, a sentence reminded everyone, the two of Zhu Shopkeeper and those diners looked up together, and everyone was startled, and Zhu Shopkeeper couldn't help but read out.

"Thousand, Wen, ten, one, it's ten thousand! This, what's going on? ”

"Fool, you still don't understand!" The shopkeeper was as white as her husband, jumped three feet high, crossed her waist and shouted: "Haha, the old lady only knows that the daring bun is so valuable, according to what you said, take 2,600 yuan, one penny less, and the old lady will go to the Zhizhou Lord with you to fight a lawsuit!" ”

Humpty Dumpty only felt that there was a kind of rush to lift a stone and shoot himself in the foot, which immoral ghost did this?

He hurried over, stared at the sign, and suddenly exclaimed.

"You all look at it, this thousand words have definitely been added twice, and it looks different from the old and the new!"

"What a good eyesight!" Tang Yi looked at him like an idiot and sneered: "Then take a look at it again, is the top ten in the back also added?" If you dare to cheat, you must be willing to gamble and lose, and get the money quickly! ”

"Well said!" The shopkeeper held the bright kitchen knife in the air, and reached out to grab the fat man's shirt.

"Give money, give money!" The fierce god roared viciously, and the spit star sprayed in his face.

The two of them tugged together, and a diner frowned, and suddenly shouted: "Hey, this is not Wang Sancai of Evergreen Village, he is a famous rich man, and he is evil in slamming the door." ”

"Wang Sancai? Is that the thirty nights, the one who used a brush to draw braised pork? ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone wanted to see the rarity, staring at the short and fat guy, saying that it was nothing to pick the door, and this one was cut out of the realm. Every Chinese New Year, the general landlord will add some food to the long-term servants at home. But this one was reluctant, he meditated hard, and actually came up with a trick, painted with a brush, and then showed it to the big guys, even if he had eaten it.

Only such a superb guy can do something to change the sign.

The more people around him talked, the more ugly it became, the spearhead was pointed at Humpty Dumpty, as the saying goes, the foaming star drowns people, Wang Sancai's old face was red and white, and he struggled desperately, but the shopkeeper did not let him at all.

"You shrew, still don't let go?"

"Haha, let go? The old lady still wants to pull you to see the official, anyway, the old lady is not afraid of being embarrassed, but the rich man is willing to save face, let's see who is more ruthless! ”

How did he meet the tigress, Wang Sancai's hatred, his creed of being a man is to go out and not pick up things even if he loses them, this time he went to Liuhebao to talk about business, and occasionally listened to others chatting, and some people talked about changing the sign to eat white food, and others took it as a joke, but Wang Dacai remembered it in his heart, and he also came to learn and use it.

I didn't expect to be smart but was mistaken by being smart, and I got into a pit!

"I, I can't admit bad luck!" Wang Sancai blushed and had a thick neck, put his hand into his arms, took out a few pieces of broken silver, and picked the smallest one, as if cutting meat, and the flesh on his face trembled in pain.

"Take it!"

"Phew!"

The shopkeeper took it in his hand, immediately took a sip, and scolded: "You dog is blind, is this bit of silver enough?" The old lady's buns are a thousand Wen ten, hurry up and give money! ”

Wang Sancai was forced to have no choice but to take out a piece of broken silver.

"Crazy woman, two pieces of silver are enough for three dollars, if you still don't give up, you will see the official, Lao Tzu is not afraid of you!"

"Are you still reasonable? Look at the old lady's ......"

Shopkeeper Zhu hurriedly ran over, grabbed his daughter-in-law's arm, and said in a low voice: "Okay, let's do business and make money, don't make trouble!" ”

The shopkeeper weighed the broken silver, and his heart had already bloomed, and he couldn't earn so much money in one morning. But his face was still unforgiving, and he scolded: "Just knowing that harmony makes money, it is just a lack of virtue and smoking, and the old lady has to pay for death!" ”

Although he scolded, his hand quietly loosened, and Wang Sancai couldn't wait to stuff his head into the crotch of his pants, turn his head and run. Mei Zizi, who was in charge of the shopkeeper, took the silver, looked left and right, not to mention how happy he was.

Shopkeeper Zhu pulled her sleeve and said in a low voice, "Don't you come over to thank Tang Ye?" ”

"Thank you, why?"

Shopkeeper Zhu rolled his eyes, his daughter-in-law, who is usually quite shrewd, was confused when she saw the silver.

"If it weren't for Tang Ye helping to change the signboard, Wang Sancai would have succeeded."

The shopkeeper was shocked, and hurriedly said: "Thank you, thank you." ”

"Master Tang, you don't need money for your buns!"

People lack these buns from you, and the shopkeeper Zhu is ashamed, and he has no face to see people.

At this time, someone laughed and said: "Shopkeeper Zhu, everyone is hungry and wants to buy two buns, but we can't afford these ten buns!" ”

As soon as he said this, many people immediately followed suit, and the shopkeeper Zhu hurriedly said: "One article, I don't dare to ask for more money." ”

"How do you count the signboard, if you buy a bun, the shopkeeper chases the door with a knife, we can't stand it."

"Okay, third son, dare to make fun of the old lady, believe it or not, the old lady will chop you now!" The gesture of the shopkeeper waving his knife caused another burst of laughter.

Tang Yi said with a smile: "Uncle Zhu, the signboard is not good, it does make people take advantage of loopholes, why don't you let my father write a new one for you?" ”

When the shopkeeper Zhu heard this, his face suddenly bloomed, "That feeling is good, but I am afraid of ruining Tang Ye's good words." ”

The shopkeeper ran behind her husband at some point, and said in a low voice: "Confused, someone helped write it, what garlic are you pretending?" ”

"You're stupid, Tang Ye is a showman, you have to pay him for writing when you ask him to write, especially the signature couplet, let alone one or two or eight dollars, are you willing to do it?"

"Huh? That's expensive! ”

At this time, Tang Xiucai stood up, walked over in a few steps, and said with a smile: "Sister-in-law Zhu is polite, our father and son rent your bamboo building, thanks to the care, we should have done a little bit of our best, I didn't know anything in the past, if my sister-in-law didn't dislike it, I would write it now." ”

How good at talking, the shopkeeper laughed so wrinkled that he shouted: "The master, don't go get the pen and paper yet!" ”

"Hey, hey!" The shopkeeper Zhu hurriedly agreed, turned around and took the paper, pen and inkstone. Clean the table inside the shopkeeper.

Tang Xiucai picked up the pen and hesitated.

"Yi'er, what's your name?"

Tang Yi thought about it, and suddenly smiled evilly: "Dad, I think it's called Qingfeng Bun!" ”

"Qingfeng!" Tang Xiucai smacked it, and also felt that it was catchy, and looked at the two people of the shopkeeper Zhu.

"Qingfeng is good, it's called Qingfeng!" Shopkeeper Zhu grinned.

Tang Xiucai was not polite, and immediately splashed ink, the pen walked the dragon and snake, Qingfeng steamed bun shop, and the five words were written in a blink of an eye. One word is two buns, Tang Xiucai always felt that he had taken advantage of the Zhu family, and laid out the paper, wrote two banners of "thin skin and beautiful filling" and "genuine", and finally deliberately focused on writing "one article and one piece".

"Uncle Zhu, this 'one' can't do anything, you can rest assured!" Tang Yi clapped his hands and laughed on the side.