Chapter Twenty-Three: Drunk Knows That You Are a Guest
Li You is really not interested in discussing such a topic as Wencai! With a weak heart, he pinched his wine glass and thought, I just want to copy a few suitable poems at the right time, in the right place, in order to get fame and fortune.
Take a look around, mostly to see the lively eyes, no kind people come out to play the round, it turns out that everyone in the banquet is holding the mentality of the game. At this time, the banquet is already the stage of drinking and having fun, even if it is not too much to do something out of the ordinary.
Master, is it easy for me to make a name for myself, I can't fall easily, if you want to watch a show, I'll perform for you! I remember that many literati in the late Ming Dynasty were wild and grotesque, and it shouldn't cause too much shock if I let loose a little bit...
Thinking of this, Li You suddenly threw the wine glass to the ground, but it was not broken, it turned out to be a silver cup. After that, he took the wine jug from Yuan Bao'er's hand, opened the lid, sucked the whale for a long time, and dropped the wine jug harder, but it still didn't break.
Under the watchful eye of all the people, Li You walked to the table of Yan Juren. That old man Yan sneered and turned his head, ignoring it, and said in his heart that you can calculate in a thousand ways, I always ignore it, see what you can do.
Li You laughed and said, "Master Yan, I'm really not looking for you, so you don't have to hide." He bowed down to the Ji family beside Yan Juren and bowed down, and learned the words of the play: "This sister, Xiaosheng is so polite!" ”
This girl named Lou Xinyue, who is also a famous Yaji, hurriedly got up and saluted and said a blessing, but she didn't know what Li You was looking for her.
Li You said with a smile: "I sat opposite below, peeked at my sister, and admired love in my heart." It's very dirty and noisy here, so my sister might as well go and sit with me, and try to be quiet. Then he turned back and called out to the servant: "Add a chair to my seat!" ”
Lou Xinyue glanced at Li You in embarrassment, then at Yan Juren, and refused: "Thank you, Mr. for your love, the slave family is very good here, and Mr. Lao remembers it." ”
Master Yan just hummed, but he wanted to see what tricks Li You played.
Li You stretched out his hand and grabbed Lou Xinyue's small hand, and looked at it affectionately: "Seeing my sister, I was uneasy, but who knew that my sister refused to approach." Since I don't appreciate the light, I have a poem to give to my sister. ”
Although Lou Xinyue is a girl, she is very uncomfortable being caught by Li You in front of everyone, and she is not as strong as Li You when she shrinks her hand to break free, so she has no choice but to be held by him.
Li You looked at the beauty with a blurred eye, and said in a sad and hoarse voice: "A few times the flowers sit down and give a, and the silver man and the red wall look into the distance." It seems that this star is not last night, for whom is the wind and the midnight open? Lingering thoughts and pulling out the cocoon, like a sad heart peeling banana. In March and May in three or five years, the poor pot of wine never disappeared. ”
It seems that this star is not last night, for whom the wind is dewed and the middle of the night... Was this what Mr. Lee wrote to her? The handsome young man with a beautiful love poem, Lou Xinyue's heart was instantly lost, and she couldn't distinguish between the southeast and the northwest for a while, and she didn't know where she was, so she was stupid. crossed the long river of time, and when she woke up, she found that she had unknowingly sat on Li You's seat...
As long as there are talented people in the hall, all of them are reminiscing about the beauty of this poem, and secretly sighing that this poem is going to be sung in the south of the Yangtze River again. On the other hand, he looked at Lou Xinyue, who was in a daze, unconscious, and was abducted by Li You by the hand.
Li You laughed wildly, and suddenly Daya turned vulgar, and shouted: "Good sister! It's still that I'm young here, and you're satisfied, it's not like the old people over there who are useless. ”
The ridiculed Master Yan sat alone in the same place, his angry eyes were about to jump out, this was a double slap in the face.
Everyone just watched a good miscellaneous drama, and they all laughed out loud, Li Dianshi is really an interesting and wonderful person!
Rao is Lou Xinyue has been happy for a long time, and at this time, he can't help but blush, and he lowered his head shyly, not daring to see people. secretly wondered how he lost his soul and became a joke. But I don't know that all the chroniclers present, who is not envious, it is said that it is a good anecdote to circulate.
At this time, someone made fun of him and said: "Isn't Li Dianshi a beautiful woman if he can't afford a few taels of silver!" I just want to do something in the middle of the night, presumably to win the pity of the beautiful woman. ”
Li You arched his hand and said: "I'm ashamed, I'm too meager, I can only think about it in my heart." ”
Xue Yuanqing, who was separated by a few seats, said: "Mr. Li is interested, so how about I redeem it and give it to Mr.?" It is also lest the night wind and dew freeze and spoil Mr., and our county will have one less celebrity. ”
Li You waved his hand again and again and said, "I'm ashamed, I'm too meager to raise it." ”
Lu Shangshu also laughed and scolded at this time: "What a mean boy, the left sentence is meager and the right sentence is meager and the right sentence is meager and others only say that the county official has wronged you." ”
Chen Zhixian rebuked Li Youdao: "The country has its own system, and the kid must not discuss it!" ”
Lou Xinyue's mood gradually eased up, although she knew in her heart that Li Youfang was just playing on the scene and borrowing her to tease Master Yan, she was still a little lost. However, he quickly adjusted his mentality, took out his usual means to flirt and scold, and poured Li You into wine with Yuan Baoer left and right.
The banquet lasted until midnight, and Lu Shangshu sighed: "The local voice in the ears, the family wine in the mouth, the old friends on the seat, the new friends during the banquet, the laughter and talk, the drunkenness of the mind." It seems that this star is not last night, and I have not had the joy of this night in years. The excitement is gone! "Get up now, and someone will help you go.
Li You was also drunk, and he shook himself to his feet, Yuan Bao'er and Lou Xinyue both looked at him eagerly, and their thoughts were self-evident. Li You smiled dumbly and said: "Drunk Fang knows that he is a guest, it is better to go back!" Decline, Decline! No return! ”
Leaving two guessing beauties confused, isn't the original sentence a guest in a dream? What does Mr. Li mean by changing it to "Fang Zhi"?
The feast, which cost an unknown few hundred taels, was dispersed, and everyone said goodbye to each other.
Out of the mansion, others either took a carriage or a sedan chair, and servants waited. Only Li You came on foot alone, returning alone from the aisle, which was very eye-catching.
I saw him staggering, walking along the river to support the willows, stumbling and shouting: "Laughing, dancing and singing for forty years, sleeping in the flowers and the moon." The name of the manlao sea is passed on, who talks about the lack of wine money in the waist! ”
The people who returned to the same road finally found out that Li You had plagiarized the poems this time, Tang Yin is from Suzhou, and no one knows his poems locally. But at this time, everyone will only praise it, copy it well, copy out the level, copy out the realm, just like the person, just like the scene.
Can Li Dianshi's plagiarism be called plagiarism, that is called borrowing! If it had been three months ago, Li You would have been ridiculed as a horse who doesn't know how long his face is, and people who don't know how ugly he is.
It's just that this Li Dianshi really drank too much, and he said that for forty years, everyone couldn't explain it, but Li Dianshi read it like this.
Only he knows that the two lives add up to exactly forty years. Moreover, today is the birth of the previous life, and I can't help but sigh with emotion that I know that I am a guest when I am drunk.
Tonight's actor was too deep into the play, and he was having a drunken attack, and suddenly stepped on the air, Li You, who had just imitated Tang Bohu, fell into the river, and passively imitated Li Bai to catch the moon.
Before he passed out, he heard a vassal and elegant house slave shouting: "Look! Li Dianshi is going to learn from Li Qinglian again! ”
Then I heard a shout: "Quick! Go into the water and save people! ”
Only then did he faint with relief.