Because the exchange of information is a high-level confidential matter, when Li Changjie visited the scene before, his entourage kept a distance from him. Looking at it from a distance now, why is this General Li stabbing himself with a knife? Cut yourself? And there are cries of pain? Obviously, something was unusual, so I rushed over.

All the subordinates ran closer to take a look, and something was wrong! I saw three snakes on the ground, two of them, one was biting the big red intestine and the other was biting the double yolk egg, and General Li was holding the root of his leg and trembling in pain! Blood, gushing from the fingers covered! Li Changjie's face was snow-white, and when he saw that his hands were down, the person shook and lay down on the beach. All the subordinates hurriedly rescued Li Changjie, and if there is any intelligence, hurry up and return to the toes!

The Harvard student soldiers, who were watching with binoculars on the distant hill, could see clearly that they had placed sea snakes at the known information exchange points of the two cochins, and for some reason, the sea snakes in the gap between the twin hearts of Qimei Island had slipped away and left their posts. Fortunately, the sea snake in this whale cave did not leave its post. In the telegram, the begging person said that he would teach this Li Changjie a hard lesson, but he hoped that no one would be killed, and it would be best to be disabled. In this way, the student soldiers here in Penghu are not sure. You know, sea snakes are powerful, they are more venomous than cobras, unless they are not bitten, but if they bite, can they still live?

In the telegram, the begging person said that it is estimated that the sea snake will not bite anything else, but only bite the root of General Li's mìng, beforehand, please bring a sharp knife, at that time, you will quickly attack, save the wounded, cut off the source of poison, remove the burden, save people's lives, but not save nature, in this way, you can make Jiaozhi one less general, can make Jiaozhi one more eunuch......

At that time, the student soldiers here in Penghu were standing on their feet when they heard it, and we had never listened to the medical school class! We've never done this before! I'm not familiar with it! As the saying goes, if you don't know it, you don't have this experience!

I called back and said, silly, will you familiarize yourself with the quilt first when you have time? I didn't take medical class, so I didn't take geometry either? What is a lookalike? Forgot? Hum! Evening catch-up lessons! Keep each other in check!

At this time, a student soldier spoke, saying, "There is a pig farmer in our hometown, who is used to plowing pigs, and both male and female eat it." Castrating the testicles of a boar or the ovaries of a sow is a more domineering castration operation, and the principle of this craft is the same as that of a eunuch as a eunuch. I'll just treat this General Li as a pig, won't our task be completed?

Therefore, this group of student soldiers brought snake catchers, snake catchers, knives, ropes, incense ashes, etc., and prepared to help General Li perform sex reassignment surgery, reshape his life, be laid off, and re-employed. Who knows, General Li is General Li in the end, he is ruthless enough to himself, really: cut off the cumbersome body with a knife, let the sea snake gain momentum, this body is willing to go to the palace gate, who knows the bottom of the woe. Admire! What a general! Eat a small loss and take a big advantage! Lost the little sex and saved the big life!

The student soldiers of Penghu reported everything they saw and heard to Liuqiu, and now, the report is in the hands of Wang Mumu, after reading, Wang Mumu looked up to the sky and sighed, life! In the past, when I was reading history, I couldn't understand how majestic this cochin general Li Changjie was. Ping Cham, captured the king of Champo, invaded the Song Dynasty, captured Qin, Lian, Yongzhou, slaughtered hundreds of thousands of people, and supported the national government, and annihilated the evil, etc., can be regarded as the number one person, a tough guy, how could he go castrated later? Will you emasculate yourself? Will you go to the palace to be a eunuch? I don't understand it when I think about it,

At that time, Wang Mumu was still imaginative, cranky, thinking, one day when he was free, write an online article, and write that Li Changjie and Empress Dowager Li were childhood sweethearts, and they beat mandarin ducks with sticks, and lived separately inside and outside the palace. Later, the state affairs were critical, and Li Changjie shared his worries and sorrows for his lover, and fought from Rong to relieve his lover's worries. is old, it is not suitable for field work, in order to relieve the loneliness of his lover, he castrated himself into the palace, but fortunately, the former emperor and queen Yang, who was slightly aware of the adultery between the two of them, had already been buried alive by Li Changjie, and more than 70 beautiful palace maids with competitive potential were buried alive.

Alas, now, I figured it out, it turns out that this is what is going on in his palace, and I can't tell the truth about this matter. Otherwise, what are you doing as a general of Jiaozhi to go to the Penghu Islands belonging to the Song Dynasty without being invited? Also, didn't you return to China with the national teacher Li Daocheng? Why are you going your separate ways? Besides, you just went to the Penghu Islands, you can use the excuse of encountering a storm on the way to survive the wind, but why do you want to Qimei Island for a while, and Xiaomen Island for a while? Why do you want to put your hand in someone's cave and dig around? Wait, wait, so, this, Li Changjie won't tell the truth! Jiaozhi Kingdom will not let him tell the truth! So, from the Song riddle, a mystery was derived, haha!

However, objectively speaking, Li Changjie is still lucky, and he is still fortunate in misfortune, if Hu Sanniang did not deliberately ask Xu Xuan to paint the part of the general with "Attracting Bees and Butterflies" during the physical examination, and only painted that local part, but painted a large area, or only painted the head. Then, the sea snake will not only attack the local one bar and two stars. If the sea snake bites the legs, feet, waist, abdomen, chest, shoulders or head, he will die everywhere. Now, how good, give up the small to protect the big, although the person is crippled, the life is worry-free, lose the life, put down the burden, travel lightly, oh, light equipment is light, and you can't go into battle when you go into battle, you can only wait and see. Hi! Do you want to do so much? All in all, Li Changjie was blessed by misfortune, blessed by himself, self-made by life, and self-taught by Zhang Sanfeng's Dan Dao cultivation thoughts. No wonder, the Jiaozhi people of later generations called him a blessed general. First of all, his personal soldiers, who knew a little about the truth, worshipped him as a god of blessing in his hometown Taihefang. Later, all over Jiaozhi, and even in various dynasties, he was revered as the superior god of fortune, known as "the king of Yiyun Guangwei", and many places had his machine house shrine, becoming the national hero of Jiaozhi.

Now, inside the palace of Cochin Thang Long, an international conspiracy is hatched. There were five masterminds: Empress Dowager Li Shi, Emperor Li Qiande, National Teacher Li Daocheng, General Li Changjie, and Angkor's Deputy Envoy Wu Liugui.

Queen Mother: "I heard that Xiao Jinzuan said that he wanted to establish a country on his own, is it true?" ”

National Teacher Li Daocheng: "It's true, I heard it, General Li heard it, Deputy Envoy Wu also heard it, everyone heard it, there is no doubt about this." ”

Queen Mother: "You all voted yes?" ”

Li Daocheng, Li Changjie, Wu Liugui: "How can it!" ”

Queen Mother: "Then why don't you make some color for little Helen to see, so that she can change her mind?" ”

National teacher Li Daocheng: "General Li and I have persuaded Xiao Jinzuan many times, but to no avail. ”

Angkor Wu Liugui: "I fought with Helen for this reason!" ”

The Queen Mother: "General Wu, then why don't you make her lie down and beg for mercy?" ”

Angkor Wu Liugui: "Queen Mother, you don't have a hard time seeing people!" At that time, I looked at this little girl, who was so small, and thought, what could be so great? Besides, I used the agitation technique to make her take off the whole body armor that was a bit of a monster. How do you know that this little golden diamond, changed into a black dress, dancing with two long streamers, it is a mystery, it seems inconspicuous, but there seem to be thousands of magic powers, hundreds of generations of internal strength, countless demons on it, people will lose control and fight when they touch it, and there seems to be a magic weapon in her trouser pocket, take it out, and shake it in front of my eyes, that bright! It was so bright that my eyes were white, and it was white for nearly an hour, and I couldn't see anything, just white! ”

Emperor Li Qiande: "Then, isn't this little golden diamond a monster?" So how else can we go against her? ”

General Li Changjie: "This little golden diamond is indeed a bit demonic, but I have also observed that her witchcraft is probably only a few people in Liuqiu." Xiao Jinzuan is the goddaughter of their supreme leader, so she is close to the water and knows some spells and witchcraft. However, she can, not that everyone else will; Also, she was playing the piano at sea, boom, boom, and that was before casting the spell she sent some little demon snakes into the sea. Therefore, if we want to encircle her, for her, one, we should not fight her head-on, we should eat her soldiers and horses one by one; Second, don't fight with her at sea, only fight with her on land. In the end, she has no soldiers and no generals, no one and no horses, only the commander of the light pole, a few puppies and kittens, and no sea to cast, what else can she do? What other kingdom can she make? In the end, let's use both soft and hard, say something good, and then take her back and continue to be our golden diamond princess, how good, we can take the opportunity to cut off some of her minions this time, what little Hai Rui, the four sea birds, Hemingway, all of them, dead and dead! ”

Angkor Wu Liugui: "General Li is very right, we are resolutely opposed to the Siamese country of the little golden diamond!" My eldest brother and I are very of the same opinion, we must not be able to regenerate any country between our Angkor and you, and our king will definitely raise an army to fight, we only have a few hopes, that is, one, you yourself know that our army this time is not aimed at you, nor is it aimed at any other country, we are against the Siamese country of Little Golden Diamond, you must understand. Second, the trouble of this little golden diamond was caused by your country, and it has caused us to suffer, so this time we must jointly send troops and condemn the little golden diamond together. Thirdly, after this incident, our two countries will make a division of the power vacuums to the west and southwest of your Angkor and to the west and northwest of our Angkor, so that there will be no more such thing as the founding of the country with a small golden diamond in the future......"

National teacher Li Daocheng: "General Wu, I have discussed with our emperor and the queen mother, this crusade, you come out, we are behind the scenes, after all, the official face said, this little golden diamond is the eldest princess of our Jiaozhi, and has also made great contributions to our country's suppression of rebellion and rebellion, and has also made remarkable achievements in the fart of chickens, if we crusade against this good princess in the minds of the Jiaozhi military and civilians, our tongue will not turn a corner, General Wu, can you understand?" ”

Angkor Wu Liugui: "I don't understand! Your country's little golden diamond is making trouble, and we help you crusade, why have you become a shrunken turtle yourself? Let's stupidly make head rafters and rot first? Do you fishermen profit? Do you still want us to lose both with the little golden diamond, the little golden diamond was destroyed by us, and we ourselves are crippled, and you yellow finches are behind, taking advantage of the fire to rob and occupy us? ”

National teacher Li Daocheng: "How can it? General Wu, you're thinking too much. In fact, we plan to do so for the benefit of both sides. As the saying goes, be careful to walk the ship of ten thousand years, do things in the best direction, and prepare for the worst. We plan it this way, we think, you rush to the front, and you will win completely, and you will eat the bulk of the fruits of victory. In case, I'm talking about just in case, in case if the teacher is unfavorable, or even besieged, at that time, we who are pretending to be confused on the side can still come forward to be an old lady, Lalahe, to help you out of the siege. If this were not the case, from the very beginning, our two countries would have jointly encircled and suppressed the little gold diamond, and we would have no way back when there was a crisis. Moreover, if you raise a military force, you can say that you are expelling the separatists from your country, and if we do not keep silent, the international community will be too acquiesced in this nature. If we join forces with you to encircle and suppress, it will become an international war, if Xiao Jinzuan uses this excuse to ask Liuqiu to send troops for assistance, Liuqiu's strength can be many times higher than Xiaojinzuan, this superpower participates in the war, then we really have no place to die, General Wu, you say, am I right? Wouldn't it be better for us to hide behind the scenes? ”

Wu Liugui is silent, there is always a feeling of being used, unpleasant!

Emperor Li Qiande wanted Angkor to send troops, and he just wanted to secretly step on a foot, he didn't want to completely fall out with the little golden diamond, and he had to rely on the little golden diamond for next year's chicken fart, so he said: "The six generals of Angkor, if you are worried that we are a peach picking faction, then we will send 50,000 war elephants and 150,000 elephant soldiers, plus 50,000 people, and hand them over to you for unified command, wearing your military uniforms, and listening to your orders, how about it?" ”

Wu Liugui: "I talked to my brother, if you don't do it, if you want to do it, you have to make it bigger, this time, if you want to send troops, you have to have a million heroes, you just came out of 200,000, double it!" ”

National teacher Li Daocheng: "General Wu, you know, our relationship with Cham is not good now, so we don't have many idle soldiers in our hands. Or, let's try our best to make up another 50,000 soldiers and horses and 50,000 people for you? ”

Wu Liugui: "Alas, if you are in difficulty, I can't force you to death, then, there is a sentence I will put here first, that is, after the war, the war dividends will be divided according to the proportion of the number of troops sent by our two families!" Okay? ”

Emperor Li Qiande: "That's, that's, it should be like this!" ”

National Teacher Li Daocheng: "Okay, a word is a certainty, we just happily decided?!" ”

Wu Liugui: "Oh, there is another sentence, that is, we have to provide food and forage for people to eat and chew this time!" ”

National teacher Li Daocheng: "Ouch, this amount is not small!" ”

Wu Liugui: "Then, do you want to win the battle?" ”

Emperor Li Qiande: "This year's harvest is good, this, I nodded, but you have to work and contribute!" ”

……

After negotiating everything and bidding farewell to Wu Liugui, the Queen Mother, the Emperor, the National Teacher, and the General were ready to sit down again to talk about the details of the next step, and during the intermission, the Queen Mother quietly said to Li Changjie: "Are you okay?" How could this happen? What about your sexual well-being for the rest of your life? ”

Li Changjie: "Back to the Queen Mother, it is a great luck in misfortune to be able to pick up a life this time, what kind of sexual happiness do you want to talk about?" However, if Seon loses his horse, how can he know the blessing and the curse? I have an idea, I hope the Queen Mother can be gracious. ”

Queen Mother: "Oh, who of us are whoever, what do you want, just ask!" Don't just cut two bullets and come to your mother-in-law's. ”

Li Changjie: "Queen Mother, I want to enter the palace." I, now, can't be considered a man anyway, then, I don't want to be a general, I'll go to the palace and be a big eunuch! ”

Queen Mother: "Oh, why are you so troubled! Why don't you become a general? ”

Li Changjie said softly: "Originally, the big and small things in the court were complicated, and I couldn't get out, but now, I have also figured it out, the things in the world can't be done, we are not small, just let me enter the palace, I don't have any luxury, I just want to see you every day......"

On the other side, Emperor Li Gande was also whispering to the national teacher Li Daocheng: "National teacher, that little golden diamond is going to establish another country, then, you say, the little golden diamond's concubine Hu Er is with the little golden diamond?" Or will they go their separate ways? ”

Li Daocheng: "I don't think they will part ways, they must be their wives and husbands!" ”

Li Qiande: "But Hu Erke is actually my concubine!" ”

Li Daocheng: "Then you are ready to announce the truth to the world?" ”

Li Gande: "Little Golden Diamond is going to establish another country, Hu Erke should return to my side!" ”

Li Daocheng: "Is it wrong for other wives to sing with their husbands? ”

Li Gande: "Then, I will give them a divorce!" The two of them are divorced, Hu Erke can not go to Siam, and Concubine Song can return to me! Okay, I will leave this matter to you, the national teacher, and you will draw up a decree of divorce for me, so that Concubine Song can return to my side! Oh, Master Guoshi, can you give Concubine Song a word? You tell her that as long as she comes back, I promise not to let her go to the cold palace again. Well, it's okay, how about sealing her a concubine first? Enough interesting, right?! ”

Li Daocheng: "......"