Chapter 389: Insatiable
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Chapter 389: Insatiable
Yang Guang never thought that he would see Li Xian on the dragon boat on the edge of the Jiangdu City, just as Fang Xiaozhou never thought that when he was killing people heartily by the river, Li Xian, the big boss of Yanyunzhai thousands of miles away, would lead someone to kill him heartily.
No one in the dragon boat guards thought that a thief would dare to appear here blatantly. Li Xian, who was wearing a court uniform of the Great Sui Zheng Four-grade Wu Benlang General, still had a waist card in his hand that he needed to show when entering the palace. He took only four armor soldiers with him, and carried a water tank nearly a man high, which was sealed but overflowed with the aroma of wine.
The water tank was filled with pickled vegetables on Li Xian's big boat, and it was a little smelly, so Li Xian asked people to pour half a jar of wine into it, and it should be said that this tank was a big tonic wine. As for the waist card, it is the Jiangdu Navy General Liu Zhongshan. Although Yu Wenshi and he are not habitual thieves, and he does not have any clever stealing skills, it is not difficult for him to take a waist card from a person who is drunk and unsteady to walk, as for why Yu Wenshi and why he wants to help Li Xian, it is actually simpler.
Because Yu Wenshi is a smart man, because he needs Li Xian's strength.
Some big things happened in Yuwen's family, so Yuwen Shiji felt that he was in danger, and he had to prepare a back road for himself, not to mention, since the ninth year of the Great Cause, Li Xian has never stopped wooing him. There was a constant correspondence between the two men, and both of them knew what each other needed.
Li Xian showed his waist card, coupled with the official uniform of the Great Sui Zheng Four-Rank Wu Benlang General, and his calm and calm expression, the guards guarding the dragon boat did not see any flaws.
"General Li, what's in this vat?"
The Praetorian Guard asked with some trepidation.
Li Xian smiled and said: "I arrived in Jiangdu from the Donglai Water Division, His Majesty summoned me to go to Dongping County Juyeze to suppress bandits, this is the medicine and wine that the general of the Donglai Water Division came to protect my son and ordered me to bring, but the general personally hunted a thousand-year-old more than four feet long Dashou Palace, and also found two Qipin wild ginseng, this wine has been soaked for a year, the general specially asked me to bring it to His Majesty."
He took out a bag of gold from his bosom, stuffed it into the forehand of the team, and said gently: "I have been in the army all the year round, and I have not had a few chances to enter the palace to face the saint, I was originally there today to wait for the summons on the ship of General Liu, who wanted to arrive, General Liu told me that His Majesty has a will, when I will go to Jiangdu, I will immediately enter the palace to see the driver, in order not to cause misunderstanding, General Liu also gave me his waist card." ”
How could the Praetorian Guards not guess the weight of that bag of gold?
He never imagined that the polite person in front of him would be a thief.
Li Xian stuffed the gold into the team's forehand, suddenly patted his head and said, "Look at my confusion!" There is no one else here, this wine is a rare treasure, I will take some and give it to you to taste, but you must not say it, otherwise I will not be able to afford to annoy Your Majesty. ”
"Don't, don't, that's embarrassing."
The forbidden army hurriedly waved his hand.
"It's okay, if you don't say it, if I don't say it, no one will know."
Li Xian smiled and untied the wine bag from himself, opened the lid and poked his hand in, and then filled a full bag and handed it to the team: "The best thing about this wine is that it has a smell of blood, the big palace has been soaked for a year, and it is still full of blood, and it will even squirm, you stick it to listen, and sometimes you can hear the cry of the big palace, by the way, don't be too fierce when you drink it, you will rush your nose." ”
"I know I know ......"
The forbidden army was carefully taking the wine sac, as if it were a treasure. Li Xian said a few more words to him, turned around and went up the stairs. The team saw Li Xian go up to the ship, secretly untied the cloth bag and looked at it, and immediately laughed when he saw that it was full of yellow gold, he hesitated for a while, pinched out a piece and handed it to the forbidden soldiers around him and said: "You take it to buy wine and drink, no one is allowed to say whether you have heard about this today!" ”
He unplugged the wine sac, put it to his mouth, took a sip and sighed: "Damn, the smell of blood is really big enough, spicy enough!" Fishy enough! Enough! ”
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Li Xian stopped at the door of the emperor's bedroom, and then said with a smile: "Dongping County Juye Zewu Benlang will Li Xian, ask to see Your Majesty." ”
He knew that Yang Guang would not cry out for help, unless Yang Guang wanted to die faster.
Yang Guang's tone of voice was flat, which was beyond Li Xian's expectations.
"You should say: Minister, Li Xian is here to see Your Majesty."
Yang Guang lifted the curtain and walked slowly to the hall outside.
Li Xian smiled, turned around and asked his four armor soldiers to put down the water tank, retreated to the door, he cocked his butt and sat down on the water tank, and said with a smile: "Emperor, did you disturb your good dreams?" ”
Yang Guang slowly walked to the side of the dragon chair and sat down, at this time he suddenly found that the height of the dragon chair was about the same as the water tank, and he sat on the dragon chair, which was not higher than Li Xian at all.
"I haven't fallen asleep yet, so I don't have good dreams."
Yang Guang said indifferently.
Li Xian sat on the water tank and dangled his two legs, and asked playfully, "Why can't you sleep?" As an emperor, what else is there to worry about? ”
Yang Guang also smiled, and then said seriously: "I was thinking about how to kill you, so I couldn't sleep." ”
"I'm so sorry......"
Li Xian smiled apologetically: "I didn't expect me to give you such a headache, I really did it on purpose." ”
Yang Guang nodded and said, "I know that you did it on purpose, and I know that you were actually thinking about rebellion before you went to Liaodong, so I have a headache." Compared to other thieves, you worry me the most. Most of them are in a hurry, and they can't achieve anything big, so I only need to send a good general with three or five thousand armor soldiers to kill them all. There are still a few people who plot and rebel, and they also seem a little embarrassed, I still only need a good general, with 30,000 fine armor to pacify, there are very few people who plan and then move, and the rebellion is so substandard, it really makes me look down on it. And you are very good, plan and then plan to act cautiously, although a little cowering and enterprising, but after all, you are a character. ”
"Because I'm afraid of death."
Li Xian smiled and said, "Rebellion is to lose your head." ”
"You want to be emperor?"
Yang Guang suddenly asked a question that was not unexpected.
"Emperor......"
Li Xian thought about it carefully and then replied, "What's so good about being an emperor?" ”
Yang Guang replied seriously: "Rich in the world, the lord of all peoples, the highest place of power in this world, you say one is one, and you say two is two." If you say that blood is black, there will be countless people who will echo you and say that blood is really black. You say that there is a moon during the day and a sun at night, and you don't dare to point your nose at you and call you an idiot. has the right to reward and punish, has the merit of opening up the territory, wielding thousands of troops and horses, holding the life and death of the people, turning over the hands for the clouds and covering the hands for the rain, and pointing out the country. ”
Li Xian snorted and asked, "No one pointed at your nose and said that you were an idiot, so did anyone scold you for being an idiot in their hearts?" And you have to scold a thousand or hundreds of times, and it's not just as simple as calling you an idiot. Has anyone ever flattered you and cursed you in their hearts? ”
Yang Guang was silent.
Li Xian smiled: "I can't answer you this question, I will never tell others what I will do after that, because it is a very idiotic thing." ”
Yang Guang nodded, and suddenly pointed to the water tank under Li Xian and asked, "What is that?" ”
Li Xian replied, "A gift for you." ”
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"I'm afraid that there will never be anyone more kind-hearted than me in this world."
Li Xian pointed to his nose and said seriously: "You sent someone to kill me, but I repaid the grievances with virtue and sent the killer back to you, and I talked to you here very peacefully and quietly, I admire myself, how did I resist not killing you directly?" ”
He jumped down from the water tank, lifted the lid, and then took out Fang Xiaozhou, who was still still screaming faintly like a mad dog, and Fang Xiaozhou, who had no limbs, looked terrifying, and the wine dyed red was flowing down, exuding a very strange color under the light of the lamp.
Yang Guang frowned slightly, pointed to Fang Xiaozhou, who was thrown on the ground by Li Xian, and asked, "That's what you said, send me back?" ”
Li Xian spread his hands and said a little innocently: "I want to send him back for you, but he doesn't agree, so I have to make sure that he is not too badly damaged." ”
Yang Guang asked, "It's disgusting, can you kill him?" ”
Hearing this, Fang Xiaozhou, who was still squirming, suddenly stiffened, and looked at Yang Guang with resentment in his eyes, and the viciousness in his sight startled Yang Guang.
"You shouldn't just show me this, right?"
Yang Guang asked.
Li Xian kicked Fang Xiaozhou under Yang Guang's dragon chair, nodded and said, "Naturally not, I'm here to ask for something that belongs to me." ”
"What belongs to you?"
Yang Guang asked, "What is it?" ”
Li Xian said: "There are 30,000 sets of armor and weapons of the government soldiers, and 200 Yellow Dragon Clippers. ”
"Why didn't you kill me?"
Yang Guang asked.
Li Xian snorted and laughed: "I killed you?" What a fool that would be willing to make a loss-making deal. I will kill you now, and no one in the world will know that I killed you, and the good name of this faint king will not fall on my head, and I will lose it. If I kill you, and then declare it to the outside world, then I will have a good name, but as long as anyone in the world wants to rebel and be the emperor, they will immediately raise the banner of revenge for the emperor, and my Yanyunzhai will become the target of the public, and I will lose even more. ”
"You're right."
Yang Guang smiled and said, "Since you don't dare to kill me, why should I be afraid of you?" ”
Li Xian nodded and said, "This is indeed a problem, or I will hold you hostage?" ”
Yang Guang smiled and said, "Coercing the Son of Heaven to order the princes? Do you think you have Cao Mengde's strength? ”
"Not really."
Li Xian replied seriously: "So I decided to beat you up and let out my breath." ”
Yang Guang was stunned, and then scolded: "Piff! Stupidity! Shameless! ”
Li Xian smiled and said, "Thank you." ”
Yang Guang scolded a few words, then took a deep breath and asked, "Even if I want to give it to you, do you think you can take it away?" The Jiangdu Navy Division is surrounded outside the dragon boat, and a battalion of government soldiers is stationed on the shore, even if I promise you, what can you do? ”
Li Xian sighed and said: "You can make a holy decree, let the Jiangdu Navy Division vacate three hundred Yellow Dragon Clippers to send me weapons and armor to Juyeze, and then use twenty five-tooth boats to pull enough food for me to eat for a year, and it is best to fill another boatload of money." Of course, in order to ensure that my things can be transported to Juyeze, I will coerce you to go with the boat, and let Liu Zhongshan of the Jiangdu Navy Division follow behind in a boat, I feel safe, and I will naturally let you come back. ”
"You didn't say just now that there are five-toothed boats, it's two hundred, and the Yellow Dragon Clipper is not three hundred! I didn't say I had food, I didn't say I wanted money! ”
Yang Guang roared angrily.
Li Xian smiled and said, "I've always been insatiable. ”
He glanced at the inner hall, and then asked seriously, "Do you want me to go and say hello to the queen?" ”
Yang Guang's face changed, and then he said solemnly: "You really promise not to kill me?" ”
Li Xian laughed and said, "Actually, you are also very shameless. ”