Not all women like romance, not to mention that women in ancient times didn't even know what "romance" meant.

Xiao Fan's method is right, but unfortunately it is not used on the right person. - Although he has lived for two lifetimes, Xiao Fan does not know much more about women than Zhu Yunwen, strictly speaking, in the matter of the relationship between men and women, Xiao Fan is just a chick, he and Thrush are naturally tied to each other's lives together, he and Jiang are the county lords of the family take the initiative to pursue him, in the end, Xiao Fan does not know how to pursue a woman, the so-called "five waves mantra" is completely unreliable things, it is okay to play with it, but don't take it seriously.

Zhu Yunwen took it seriously, so he was tragic...... Huang Ying screamed loudly, which made Zhu Yunwen on the other side of the street feel frightened, one of his legs froze in mid-air, not knowing whether to continue walking towards her, or turn his head and run first, and then say...... "Who is throwing things in front of my house?" Is there any royal law left? Who did such a demoral thing......" Huang Ying crossed her waist, her round cheeks bulged with anger, and her big watery eyes flashed with angry sparks, although she looked like a shrew scolding the street, but she looked very cute when she behaved like this.

The rain of flowers is still fluttering down in the center of the street, hazy and charming, as beautiful as the first love, accompanied by bursts of floral fragrance, the lively street heart suddenly becomes a sea of yellow flowers, attracting passers-by to stop and watch, tsk, the gate of Huangfu is quickly surrounded by the people who are watching.

Seeing this, Huang Ying became more and more annoyed, raised her slender hand, pointed to the Jinyi Guard Captain who was scattering flowers on the roof opposite, and stomped her feet and shouted, "You! You're still littering! Stop, or I'll report to the ......."

The Jinyi lieutenant on the roof had already been instructed by Zhu Yunwen, and he knew this eldest lady of the Huangfu, when today's sweetheart, seeing her angry and yelling, it was obvious that the Son of Heaven had not achieved the desired effect, and everyone couldn't help but look at Zhu Yunwen on the street downstairs.

Huang Ying also followed their gaze, and then she saw Zhu Yunwen, Zhu Yunwen shrank his head and hid among the onlookers, his expression was very cramped, he looked like he wanted to leave but didn't dare to go, and he looked very entangled.

When Huang Ying saw Zhu Yunwen, her pretty face became more and more angry, and she walked up to Zhu Yunwen in a hurry, pointed at him and said angrily: "You did this?" ”

Zhu Yunjun's face was flushed, and he was frightened when he heard this, and hurriedly stammered: "No...... It's not me, it's nothing to do with me, I'm ...... I was just passing by......"

"Such a coincidence? You happened to pass by when someone was doing bad things to my house? Huang Ying's face was full of suspicion.

"Ying'er, these flowers...... You don't like it? Zhu Yunwen asked cautiously.

"Of course not! It's too lacking! Throwing it all over the ground in front of my house, isn't this disgusting? Huang Ying was so angry that her face turned white.

Zhu Yunwen said decisively: "Then I am indeed passing by, to be honest, a new soy sauce shop has opened on North Street, and the taste is very pure......

Huang Ying snorted coldly: "So you deliberately made soy sauce?" ”

Zhu Yunwen smiled with relief: "Ying'er is really smart ...... Bingxue"

"Phew! Who are you fooling? Is this girl a fool? This must have something to do with you! Xiao Fan, I know that you and my brother have political disagreements and often have disputes, but now you instructed others to come to my door to make things bad, and I finally caught you, right? You annihilator, I want my brother to go to the Golden Palace to sue you! Huang Ying said indignantly.

“…………”

Zhu Yunjun's face was flushed, and he looked around with an embarrassed expression, his expression was very helpless.

Seeing that the Son of Heaven was embarrassed, the brocade guards behind them wanted to step forward to scold Huang Ying, but they were stopped by Zhu Yunwen's stern gaze, and everyone took a few steps back.

When he was helpless, a rather majestic voice came from outside the crowd.

"What are you doing around? The government is on a bad errand, and the idle people disperse as soon as possible, otherwise the officials will be prosecuted! ”

With a bang, the onlookers were busy scattering and fleeing, and disappeared in the blink of an eye, except for Zhu Yunwen and Huang Ying, there were only a group of Jinyi lieutenants around the crowded street.

Zhu Yunwen turned his head to look, and suddenly seemed to have seen the savior of the Red Sun, his eyes were full of tears, and he choked up and said, "Xiao Shi reads...... You're finally here......"

The brocade guards dispersed, Xiao Fan was wearing a black Confucian shirt, reflecting a handsome face that became more and more white and clean, and he was extremely graceful, and he attracted Huang Ying's attention tightly as soon as he appeared.

Xiao Fan, who smiled indifferently, slowly walked towards Zhu Yunwen, and inadvertently saw the petals scattered all over the ground, Xiao Fan's indifferent expression suddenly changed, and he hurriedly pulled Zhu Yunwen aside, then looked at him sympathetically, and asked in a low voice: "...... Failed to make romance? ”

Zhu Yunwen cried and said with a sad face: "How do you know? ”

"Your face is clearly engraved with the word 'failure', if you succeed, it will never be your current decay, let alone ......"

"Say anything more?"

Xiao Fan glanced at the petals on the ground again, coughed dryly, and said, "...... Besides, today is neither Qingming nor Zhongyuan, what flowers do you choose is not good, but choose chrysanthemums,...... Your Majesty, are you going to go to the grave? ”

Zhu Yunjun's face twitched a few times: "............"

Xiao Fan let out a long sigh: "Your Majesty, chasing women is about skill, and it is also about sprinkling flower petals, others are scattering flowers like a goddess, elegant, and you are like a nouveau riche throwing buns, can the effect be the same?" Can that yellow girl like it? ”

Zhu Yunwen pursed her lips and shook her head dejectedly: "Not only does she not like it, but now I'm afraid she hates me to death...... Xiao Shiyu, what should I do? ”

Xiao Fan thought for a while and sighed: "It's okay if this road doesn't work, since she doesn't like it, I'll help you carry this black cauldron...... Who made you just promoted to my knighthood, this is called eating people with soft mouths......"

Zhu Yunwen was so grateful that his eyes were filled with tears: "Xiao waiter, I'm ...... That's right, you're really a loyal minister who is good at carrying the black cauldron. ”

Xiao Fan: "............"

While the two were talking, Huang Ying came up, staring at Xiao Fan with big eyes, and after looking at it for a few moments, she suddenly pursed her lips and smiled, and said, "Hey, you are also an official of the imperial court, right?" Someone is doing bad things at my doorstep, and you don't care? ”

Xiao Fan glanced at the poor Zhu Yunwen, and then said seriously: "Of course you have to take care of it, but ...... What does the girl mean by being bad? ”

Huang Ying pointed to the chrysanthemum petals all over the ground and said angrily: "That Xiao Fan relied on himself to be the commander of the Jinyi Guard, and he was so rampant that he instructed others to throw things in front of my house, so as to take revenge on my brother, you say, should this person be killed?" ”

Zhu Yunwen glanced at Xiao Fan with a weak heart, then shrunk his neck and hid behind him.

Xiao Fanjun's face turned white for a while, he was silent for a long time, rubbed his nose and said: "This girl misunderstood, Xiao Fan is actually a good person, as far as I know, Xiao Fan is honest and loyal, noble in character, not only often do good deeds, but also often help others carry the black pot...... In fact, these petals at the door of your house were done by my subordinates, and they have nothing to do with Xiao Fan......

Huang Ying was taken aback: "Did you do it?" ”

Xiao Fan nodded very firmly.

Zhu Yunwen looked at Xiao Fan's back with a grateful face.

The three of them were silent for a moment, Xiao Fan turned his head and glanced at Zhu Yunwen, and then waited with a resolute face to bear Huang Ying's fury like a storm...... After being silent for a long time, Huang Ying's pretty face gradually turned red somehow, she lowered her head, and said in a voice like a mosquito: "These flowers...... Did you really do it? ”

"That's right! A manly man is above board, and I sprinkle these petals for ......"

Before he finished speaking, Huang Ying quickly stopped his words and said, "I know, you are all for me, I ...... I loved ......"

"Huh?" Xiao Fan and Zhu Yunwen were dumbfounded.

"You...... Your heart, I ...... Accepted the ......" Huang Yingqiao's face flushed, and after saying this, she turned her head and ran back to the house in shame.

Xiao Fan looked at her figure running farther and farther away, and then he trembled his lips and added what he didn't say just now: "...... It's all about disgusting your brother. ”

"Xiao waits to read ......," Zhu Yunwen called sadly.

Xiao Fan turned his head, but saw Zhu Yunwen's tears flowing down like beads with broken threads.

"Xiao Shiyu, something is wrong! She...... She seems to be ...... to you," Zhu Yunwen cried very sadly.

Xiao Fan was stunned for a long time, looked up to the sky and sighed: "Women...... I can't see through it! Your Majesty, don't think about it, your ministers will never become enemies with you......"

Zhu Yunwen cried like a helpless child: "Then what should I do now?" ”

Xiao Fan sighed and said, "The five waves mantra is too unreliable, let's have something direct......"

"What direct?"

Xiao Fan handed him a packet of medicine and said, "This is the aphrodisiac you took last time, you can directly use this to put her down, which is easy and trouble-free......"

Zhu Yunwen looked at him resentfully, his lips trembled a few times, and finally turned his head and ran away like the innocent male protagonist in an idol drama, and threw down a sentence far away with a crying voice.

“…… I want her heart! ”

"If you can't get your heart, you can retreat and ask for the second, why should you be so stubborn?" Xiao Fan shouted at his back.

Zhu Yunwen ran without a trace, Xiao Fan smacked his mouth, and just about to return to the Yamen of the Zhenfu Division, he heard an angry and trembling voice behind him: "Xiao Fan? This...... You threw this thing at the door? ”

Xiao Fan looked back in amazement, but saw Huang Guan dressed in an official uniform, just walked out of the sedan chair, his eyes were staring at the chrysanthemum petals all over the ground, and he was trembling with anger.

Xiao Fan secretly complained in his heart, the ancients really didn't know what romance was, such a beautiful flower spread at the door was a pleasant thing, why did their reaction look like there was a pile of all over the ground at the door? Is it that ugly?

"Ahh Lord Huang, I haven't seen you for a long time, my lord is more and more energetic, and his face is full of red light......" Xiao Fan hurriedly bowed his hand and said politely.

"The red face is full of anger, that's angry with you!" Huang Guan trembled and said angrily: "Say! How did you end up at the door of this official's house? Did you scatter these flowers at the door? Why are you doing this? ”

"This ...... Since you have to ask why, I'll have to tell you. ”

"Speak quickly!"

"The truth is, the Son of Heaven wants to soak your sister."

“…………”

Huang Guan was about to go crazy: "This official has to listen to the truth!" ”

Xiao Fan sighed heavily, why is the truth always so unbelievable? He is satisfied only if he forces others to tell lies?

"Okay, I'll tell you the truth...... Xiao Fan said helplessly: "Actually, I didn't scatter these flowers at your door, I just happened to pass by ......"

Huang Guan sneered: "You're just passing by?" ”

"Yes, passing by......" Xiao Fan's expression was a little mysterious: "...... Do you know that there is a new soy sauce shop on North Street? ”

"So what?"

“…… I really went to make soy sauce. ”

(To be continued)