Chapter Twenty-Three: Living in the Same Room
Until he kicked Tao Ying off the bed and avoided Tao Ying's ill-intentioned proximity, Lin Qing took a few breaths, and then struggled hard to find that he couldn't break free from the rope on his body, so he had to scold Tao Ying with a red face and shame and hatred: "Stinky liar, untie the rope on my body!" ”
"Why untie?" Tao Ying groaned and got up, and rubbed the key parts obscenely in front of Lin Qing - Lin Qing was kicked here just now, but fortunately he didn't kick it solidly.
"Why unravel? Of course you let me go, do you still want to detain a woman from a good family without permission? Lin Qing shouted with a red face.
"I'm a deserter, don't forget, you're still a deserter from the Junzi Army wanted by the Xuzhou government." In this era, it was not easy to catch a beautiful woman who could be approached, how could Deputy Director Tao, who likes to issue invoices for office supplies in entertainment venues, just let it go?
"I'm a woman, not a deserter." Lin Qingchang blushed and defended: "Women are not soldiers, so I am not deserters either. ”
"Who says women can't desert?" Tao Ying also read some ancient books during this time, and immediately retorted: "It is clearly written in the Book of Shang Jun that the three armies, strong men are one army, women are one army, and the old and weak are one army. Some time ago, Cao thieves attacked Xuzhou, and our Xuzhou army also organized some women to go to the city to participate in the war, so although you are a woman, since you have registered with my Junzi Army, you are a soldier of my Junzi Army, and now you are also a deserter of the Junzi Army. ”
"This ......." Lin Qing was speechless by Tao Ying's argument, and after his big round eyes turned around, Lin Qing quibbled again: "I made a register in your gentleman's army, but the name, place of origin and address on it are all fake, I am not called Lin Qing, nor do I live in Xuzhou Shigu Street, so the deserter you want is Lin Qing who lives in Xuzhou Shigu Street, not me." ”
"Joining the army under an impersonation and falsely reporting one's place of origin, another felony!" Tao Ying snapped his fingers, then put his hands on the bed in front of Lin Qing, and said with a smile: "Okay, I'll give you a chance, tell me your real name and surname, where you live, and what official position your father holds in Xuzhou, I can consider letting you go, and I won't pursue your crime of impersonating the army and running away without permission for the time being." ”
"What do you ask my real name for?" Lin Qing tried his best to avoid Tao Ying's burning gaze, and asked suspiciously, "Also, how did you know that I was the daughter of an official eunuch?" ”
"It's so simple, just look at what you're wearing." Tao Ying said with a smile: "Do you remember the first time we met?" How could ordinary people afford to wear a new cotton robe, a new silk gown, and a sword inlaid with gold and pearls? Then when you were a personal soldier for me, it can also be seen from your familiarity with official documents that you must be the daughter of an official eunuch who often comes into contact with official documents! ”
Lin Qing's cute eyes widened, and he muttered a vague sentence for a while, and then asked Tao Ying viciously, "Then why are you asking my name and family background?" What kind of heart does Ann have? ”
"Of course Ann's is kind." Tao Ying said with a smile: "If you don't ask your name and family background, and don't ask your father what official position he holds, what his surname is, how can I send the media to hire you and come to the door to propose marriage?" ”
"Hu ...... Nonsense! Lin Qingqing was frightened stupid by Tao Ying's straightforwardness, raised his leg and kicked Tao Ying away, and scolded with a red face: "Stinky silver thief, who is going to marry you?" Bah! Nerd! A nerd like you deserves this girl?! ”
"Why don't you deserve it?" Tao Ying said confidently: "Although Tao Ying is not talented, he is also the second son of Xuzhou Thorn History, Xuzhou Dianjun Sima, with a dignified appearance and a great future!" And you, born in the family of the eunuch, are at a good age and have outstanding appearance, it is not an exaggeration to call you the second beauty of Xuzhou - the second son of Xuzhou is matched with the second beauty of Xuzhou, isn't it made in heaven, talented and beautiful? ! ”
"Phew! Bah! Phew, Bah, Bah! Tao Ying said a word, and Lin Qing snorted ashamedly and angrily, but after Tao Ying finished speaking, Lin Qing's heart was nameless again, and he couldn't help asking: "Then who is the first beauty in Xuzhou?" ”
"Of course it'......." Tao Ying wanted to answer Mi Zhen, but when the words came to his lips, Tao Ying changed his mind again, and asked with a smile: "Sister Lin, you are the daughter of an official eunuch, and you must have often walked around with other famous ladies in Xuzhou City in ordinary times - Cao Lingcao, the beloved daughter of General Cao Bao, must have you seen it, right?" ”
Lin Qing's reaction was very strange, staring at Tao Ying's evil smile for a long time, and finally replied, "I've seen it, what's wrong?" ”
"Didn't you notice that Miss Cao seems to be a little more beautiful than you?" Tao Ying deliberately teased: "The skin is whiter than you, the waist is thinner than you, and the appearance is also more beautiful than yours, you are only slightly inferior to her, so you have to be the second beauty in Xuzhou?" ”
"What do you mean?" Lin Qing was still a little confused at first, but after finally understanding, Lin Qing suddenly jumped like thunder, kicked out with his thin waist and legs, kicked Tao Ying to the sky, and roared: "Stinky silver thief!" How dare you change your way to call me ugly? Am I that ugly?! ”
"Seems to be a bit ......." Tao Ying originally wanted to laugh, but seeing Lin Qing struggling to stand on the ground from the bed like thunder, raising his leg to kick himself, Tao Ying hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, no kidding, I'm a bit too much to compare a fairy like you with that Jurassic dinosaur, big sister." ”
Fortunately, Lin Qing didn't understand what a Jurassic dinosaur was, Tao Ying was lucky to escape, but Lin Qing didn't let Tao Ying go, and kicked it again, but Tao Ying didn't want to lie down and be beaten this time, a carp jumped up, and before Lin Qing could react, he hugged Lin Qing, and scared Lin Qing and exclaimed, "Stinky silver thief!" What do you want? Let me go! Help me! Help me! ”
It's a pity that Tao Ying's more upright cousin Tao Ji has already set off first and rushed to Wuxian County to prepare for the new camp of the Junzi Army, Tao Ying's bedroom is full of loyal lackeys of the old Tao family, Danyang Bing, and he has already heard the woman's voice from Tao Ying's room, and this will hear Lin Qing's cry for help - of course, he quickly wrapped his head in the quilt and continued to dream of Zhou Gong. So no matter how loud Lin Qing shouted and how terrible he shouted, no one came in to save the poor Lin Qing girl and clean up the hateful Tao Ying silver thief.
"Little beauty, it's useless for you to cut your throat, if someone could save you, you would have come in a long time ago, and you still have to wait?" Tao Ying, who hadn't touched a woman for at least a month, was determined to take advantage, not only hugged it tighter, but also put his mouth to Lin Qing's ear to suck Lin Qing's pearl-like round earlobe.
It was also at this time that Lin Qing, who had always thought that Tao Ying was just a weak scholar, found out that she had fallen for another trick, that is, Tao Ying's arms were quite powerful, and his body was quite flexible, not only strong and powerful, so that Lin Qing could not struggle with all his strength, and his body was also flexible to dodge every kick of Lin Qing's semi-free legs, and finally one of Lin Qing's tender legs was simply caught by Tao Ying's legs, Lin Qing was even more ashamed, struggling and screaming: "Stinky silver thief, I'm going to kill you!" I'm going to kill you! ”
"Yes, but is it okay to destroy first and then kill?" Tao Ying said with a smile: "Little beauty, you have two choices, one is to honestly confess your real name and family background, so that I can come to the door to ask for marriage, and the other is that we will make raw rice into mature rice first, and then you insist on not saying that I don't care." ”
"Silver thief! Silver thief! Dog Silver Thief! Lin Qing scolded very shyly, struggling desperately to no avail, Lin Qing simply cried, "Woo, woo......, stinky silver thief, you let go of me, let go, otherwise, I will bite my tongue and kill myself immediately, I would rather die than bully you ......." Whining....... ”
Lin Qing's cry was also crooked, and it hit Tao Ying's soft underbelly, so that Deputy Director Tao, who was carried away by lust, gradually calmed down, when Deputy Director Tao did this kind of thing in the past, he basically used money to smash women to love him, or directly used money to smash women to lie down, and Deputy Director Tao had not dared to do it - this is related to Deputy Director Tao's career and future, so it was the first time that Deputy Director Tao had encountered a woman struggling and crying in her arms. Lacking experience, Tao Ying had no choice but to let go of Lin Qing obediently, and took out a handkerchief to wipe Lin Qing's tears, comforting: "Good, don't cry, I'm just joking with you, joking." ”
"Are you kidding? You're just kidding me with such a stinking silver thief?! Lin Qing cried and scolded, his little face was full of tears, which was so moving.
"No, isn't it just hugging and kissing, and it's also light?" Tao Ying shrugged his shoulders with a habitual surname, by the way, Tao Ying's words are not complete nonsense, the concept of surnames in the late Han Dynasty is indeed relatively open, and Tao Ying's actions are not very excessive - if it is replaced by the Western Jin Dynasty a few decades later, even if Tao Ying strips Lin Qing, who took the initiative to deliver goods to the door, and admires it with five stones, it is still an elegant thing to pass it on.
"It's not light, so what is?" Lin Qing cried and shouted, "What kind of woman do you treat me for? Those shameless girls in the church, give you stinky men who bully you wealthy families? ”
"Okay, okay, count me on you, okay?" Tao Ying spread his hands helplessly, "It's me who is not dignified enough, it's me who has lost the gentlemanly demeanor, I admit my mistake, right?" ”
"It's your fault!" Lin Qing cried and yelled again, then turned around and ordered, "Untie the rope on my body." ”
Tao Ying was a little hesitant, thinking that it would be a pity if such an unavoidable beauty was let go? Over there, Lin Qing grinned and cried again, Tao Ying had no choice, so he had to obediently untie the rope for Lin Qing, and as soon as Lin Qing was free, he immediately pushed Tao Ying away, wiped his tears and rushed out of the door, Tao Ying hurriedly shouted: "Miss Lin, where are you going?" ”
"Don't worry about it!" Lin Qing cried and shouted.
"I don't want to care." Tao Ying smiled bitterly and said: "But now it's been three watches, the city gate is closed, and there are wild beasts and jackals everywhere outside, it's not safe for you to go out now." ”
Lin Qing stopped, his expression was both hesitant and aggrieved, more and more pitiful, moving and abnormal, Tao Ying took the opportunity and said: "Otherwise, I'll take some personal soldiers and send you home, okay?" ”
"Good ......." Lin Qing subconsciously wanted to answer, but then reacted again, and said viciously: "Not good! Don't you want to come to my door! ”
"Then it can't be helped." Tao Ying spread his hands and said: "That's it, you sleep on the ground, I sleep on the bed, and you will leave when it is dawn tomorrow." ”
"Why do I sleep on the ground and you sleep on the bed, I want to ......." Lin Qing was furious at first, then his face turned red again, and he shouted even more angrily: "Who wants to sleep in the same room with you?" ”
"I'm sorry, I'm leaving tomorrow, and there's no barracks." Tao Ying continued to spread his hands, and said very distressedly: "A good person will do it to the end, and he will suffer to the end, you sleep in the bed, and I will sleep on the ground - but I have a word first, after I am asleep, I am not allowed to secretly scare me." ”
Lin Qing almost wanted to strangle Tao Ying to death, but after finally calming down, Lin Qing hesitated again and again, and finally rushed to Tao Ying's bed and lay down angrily, pulled the quilt to wrap himself tightly, and then waved his little fist and warned: "If you dare to mess around, I want you to look good!" After the threat was over, Lin Qing leaned heavily on the pillow, but as soon as the back of his head touched the pillow, Lin Qing screamed like a pig, and then immediately stood up, hugged the back of his head and screamed.
"What's wrong? Uncomfortable there? Tao Ying asked with a kind of concern.
"What's wrong? It's not you, the stinky silver thief?! Lin Qing shouted again with a crying voice, "The back of my head is swollen and swollen, it hurts!" ”
"I'll see." Tao Ying got up and wanted to see Lin Qing's injury, but as soon as he got closer, Lin Qing kicked him again, and scolded with a red face: "Get away, the stinky silver thief stay away from me." ”
"It's okay if you don't show me." Tao Ying threatened: "But don't blame me for not reminding you, don't blame me for losing your hair if you don't take medicine quickly on your swollen area." ”
"Will you lose your hair?" Lin Qing's little face turned a little pale.
Tao Ying nodded and said, "I met this situation, I touched a bag on my head, and all the hair fell out in the swollen place, and it was not easy to grow back to its original state." ”
"Then why don't you get the medicine soon?" Lin Qing was completely anxious, and shouted: "Quick, if my hair falls out and becomes ugly, see how I clean you up!" ”
Tao Ying shrugged, turned around honestly and turned over the wound medicine, and then moved the oil lamp next to Lin Qing, and asked Lin Qing to turn around and check the wound for her, but sure enough, Lin Qing's cute back of the head really bulged a big bag, fortunately there was no bleeding, Tao Ying had to ask Lin Qing's consent, untie her tied hair, and carefully apply medicine for her.
Lin Qing's hair was very long and beautiful, smooth and soft, like black silk, and if he grabbed it lightly with the palm of his hand, it would quickly slip through his fingers. Stroking such hair in his hand, and smelling the sweet virgin fragrance on Lin Qing's body on the tip of his nose, Tao Ying unconsciously became Deputy Director Tao again, and the left hand holding the medicine bottle also quietly probed Lin Qing's slender neck, but before his hand touched Lin Qing's skin, Lin Qing's cold voice had already sounded in Tao Ying's ears, "Dare to touch it, I will kill you!" ”
"Big sister, what did you say?" Tao Ying hurriedly withdrew his claws and smirked, "Where did I touch you?" ”
Before he finished speaking, Tao Ying found that there was a sharp object handed to his lower abdomen, and when he looked down, he saw that Lin Qing didn't know when he got the sword he put next to the bed, the sword was out of the sheath, and the cold tip of the sword trembled gently on a certain part of his eagerness, Tao Ying's little face couldn't help but turn a little white, and said in a trembling voice: "Big sister, be careful, my sword is a little sharp." ”
"It's good to know that it's sharp." Lin Qing snorted proudly, and snorted again: "Stinky silver thief, this girl really didn't misunderstand you, she is really a hypocrite who looks good and judges people by her appearance, fortunately ......, fortunately I am careful!" ”
"Big sister, what do you mean by that?" Tao Ying was really confused this time, feeling that Lin Qing seemed to be an off-string sound, but he couldn't hear what an off-string sound was.
"I won't tell you." Lin Qing was even more proud, and threatened: "Stinky silver thief, I'm going to sleep, if you are smart enough, just sleep on the ground and don't move!" Otherwise, even if you are the second son of Xuzhou Thorn History, I will kill you unceremoniously! ”
The sharp sword is on a more important part than the head, of course, Deputy Director Tao is a very smart choice to honestly agree, and then under the threat of Lin Qing's sword, he took the initiative to get out of bed very obediently and slept on the felt that was laid just now, but Lin Qing was obviously not very worried about Deputy Director Tao's character, and tied Deputy Director Tao with a rope through the felt, and then he slept on the bed boldly, lying on his side and said proudly, "Okay, I can finally sleep with confidence." ”
Tao Ying continued to smile bitterly, and had no choice but to resign himself to lying in the felt, lamenting: "A good person is not rewarded, I was kind enough to let you stay overnight, but I had to sleep on the ground by myself, it is difficult to be a good person!" ”
"Whew! You're a good person, too? Lin Qing was furious when he heard this, and he gestured with his sword and said: "Don't think I don't know your situation, Tao Ji left first with the three hundred gentlemen's army yesterday, and now your camp is full of empty rooms, you insist that there are no vacant rooms, lie to me and sleep in your room, what kind of heart do you have?" ”
"Huh? Isn't this girl stupid? Tao Ying was amused and asked, "Big sister, why do you know my situation so well?" Also, what are you following me for today? ”
"I won't tell you." Lin Qing pursed his mouth and continued to look stubborn with no oil and salt.
"If you don't say it, I actually understand." Tao Ying smiled: "You must have heard that I was going to Wuxian, and I was worried that I would have to wait a long time to see me, so I came to see me off, and I wanted to meet again, right?" ”
"Nonsense!" Lin Qing's face was a little feverish, and he retorted with a red face: "Who is going to send you?" Who wants to meet you again? ”
"Then why are you following me?" Tao Ying laughed even worse, "Also, you know that there are many empty rooms in my camp, why do you deliberately fall for it and stay in my room to rest?" ”
Lin Qing was completely speechless, and only after a while did he wave his sword and roar: "I didn't remember that Tao Ji was gone just now, that's why I fell for you, if you talk nonsense again, I will chop you up immediately!" ”
"Okay, okay, I'm not talking nonsense, I'm not talking nonsense." Tao Ying agreed, but the laughter became more and more deceitful and ill-intentioned.
"Don't laugh!" Lin Qing's face was so hot that he was laughed at by Tao Ying, his heart was beating wildly, and he clutched his sword and ordered fiercely: "Shut your mouth and give me sleep!" ”
Tao Ying shut up very obediently, shrunk his head in the felt, and continued to laugh in a low voice, Lin Qing's little face became more and more red, Suo threw down the sword, pulled over the quilt to wrap his head, blocked his ears to not listen and not be upset, fortunately, Tao Ying seemed to be tired, and no longer continued to deliberately stimulate Lin Qing, Lin Qing, who had a wound on his head, was exhausted, and soon fell asleep groggily............
When Lin Qing woke up again, the sun had already risen to the top of Dongshan, first stretched comfortably, Lin Qing called a stinky silver thief again, but Tao Ying did not answer, Lin Qing turned his head in surprise again, but saw that the ground was empty, Tao Ying had already disappeared. Lin Qing was shocked, hurriedly put on his shoes and got out of bed, and rushed out of the room in three steps and two steps, but saw that the entire Junzi Army camp was empty, and the people went to the camp empty, and the banners disappeared together, leaving only an empty camp.
"Gone? Why didn't you tell me? Lin Qing's heart was suddenly completely empty, just like the camp of the Gentleman's Army.
"Huh? Isn't that right? As soon as he finished feeling sad, Lin Qing suddenly realized that the situation was wrong - his clothes seemed to have been touched, especially the close-fitting underwear, and the knot tied was not his favorite bow! Discovering this, Lin Qing first screamed, and then his face turned red again, and he couldn't help but grit his teeth, "Stinky silver thief!" You're waiting for me! ”
(ps: The pure wolf is definitely useless in terms of the woman's plot, and this chapter has set a record for the slow speed of the pure wolf's code words - every time it can't be coded in a few lines, it can't go down, and the head is a mess, so I have to write later chapters to change emotions, and it took a full week before and after!) I barely called it a day until just now............
Fortunately, after opening this head, the pure wolf finally found a little feeling in the women's plot, and the plot about women will be much better in the future, and I dare not say that compared with the big gods, middle gods and small gods, at least it can be guaranteed to be interesting. )