Chapter 507: Two Arrows in the Ass

Fang Ning laughed insolently. Li Jun was already furious, first he was treated badly, and now he was teased like this, all of this was done in front of 50,000 soldiers, so how could he gain a foothold in the army in the future?

Li Jun raised a spear high, slapped his war horse and roared angrily: "Fang Ning Pifu, leave the dog's head and go-"

Fang Ning was very happy: "Li Dashuai, if you want to eat the dog's head and buy it yourself, Lao Tzu still has to keep it for the wine, how can I give it to you?" Haha......"

After saying that, Fang Ning smiled, and shouted again: "Li Jun looks at the arrow-"

Li Jun hurriedly hid again, but there were arrows there, and Fang Ning was teasing him again.

Seeing that Li Jun had just raised his head, Fang Ning hung up the gun, put it aside, took out another arrow from the quiver, and shouted, "Look at the arrow—"

"Dare to lie—" Before Li Jun's words were finished, he heard a burst of wind bursting out, and the arrow was heading straight for him, getting closer and closer......

It's just that the speed is too fast, and when he reacts, the tip of the arrow has arrived, and suddenly, he only hears a muffled sound of "dang-" coming out, his head hurts, and the helmet suddenly flies.

The tip of the arrow shot out against the helmet.

Li Jun instantly soaked in a cold sweat, if this arrow was a little lower, his life would be gone, it seemed that Fang Ning's archery technique was also in vain, otherwise, he would definitely die here this time.

Just when Li Jun was rejoicing, suddenly, another sound of breaking wind came, and before he could bow his head, the arrow had already passed through the top of his head, grinding over his head.

The strong wind drove him, who had not yet sat down, and fell straight backwards.

"Poof!"

With the sound, the ground shook up with a burst of dust, and Li Jun rolled on the ground twice before he got up.

A hot pain came down to the top of his head, Li Jun reached out and touched it, the cherry red blood soaked his palm, he screamed, he didn't dare to stop anymore, pulled his leg and ran back towards the way he came.

Fang Ning looked at Li Jun's embarrassed appearance, put his finger to his lips, whistled loudly, and shouted: "Brothers, Li Dashuai is leaving, why don't we have to send it?" Let's go, and I'll send Li Dashuai to ......"

Fang Ning shouted, his legs clamped the horse's belly, and he rushed out first, and the soldiers under him also rushed out one by one.

The 30,000 horses brought out by Li Jun were not his direct subordinates, and these teams had no actual combat experience, seeing that the main general was defeated and fled, they actually ran back first, and the front of the city gate was quickly blocked.

When the 30,000 horses came out, they were mighty and violent, but now they are scrambling to escape for their lives, embarrassed. That's not all, as they fled, they crowded around one by one, especially in front of the city gates, where many soldiers were pushed by their companions and fell to the ground, trampled and screamed by the people who followed.

Li Jun fled on foot from behind, but no one stepped forward to answer him, and he fell to the ground, and a scalp was shot down his head, and blood continued to flow down his forehead.

Fang Ning in the back was in hot pursuit, laughing, the bow and arrow in his hand were not idle, from time to time he put on the bow and arrow, and gave Li Jun an arrow, which shocked his heart and guts.

Fang Ning chased all the way, shouted all the way, and shot all the way.

Li Jun ran all the way, panting all the way, and hiding all the way.

From a distance, this scene is too funny. Fang Ning chased after him for a while, as if he was too bored, or felt that Li Jun was too easy to run, so he "swished" and shot two arrows straight towards Li Jun's ass.

"Snort...... Sneer......"

The sound of two arrows entering the flesh came out, Li Jun suddenly stood up straight, there were two arrows stuck in his buttocks, he only grinned in pain, just when he wanted to stop and pull the arrows away, Fang Ning shouted loudly behind him: "Li Jun, look at the arrows......"

This time, Li Jun dared to look at it, and he didn't dare to do it, so he spread his legs and ran again, with two arrows stuck in his buttocks, but it seemed to be faster, and he suddenly jumped out of the distance, and after a while, he merged into the defeated army and lost his figure.

Fortunately, Fang Ning watched Li Jun's defeat, but he only bluffed to scare them, and did not really catch up and slash and kill, but the defenders of the city were just in a hurry to flee for their lives in the city, but there were no big casualties.

However, even so, although there were not many deaths, there were also a lot of injuries, most of which were caused by their own people pushing and trampling each other during the escape, but they had nothing to do with Fang Ning.

It's a pity that Fang Ning's intention not to provoke trouble didn't make the defenders and Li Jun understand, and they all counted this account on Fang Ning's head.

Even if they knew in their hearts that it was a great gift for Fang Ning not to hunt them down this time, they didn't appreciate it, and still patted the soles of their bodies and said that this was cut by the rebels.

Especially Li Jun, he hated Fang Ning to death in his heart, but he understood that it was a shame to go out and return home in a big defeat just this time. Of course, things are definitely not so simple, and there is nothing to lose people, at least it will not break the fortune, let alone lose your life.

However, this defeat may cause the anger of the emperor, and the emperor is angry, but he wants to kill. Therefore, after Li Jun fled back to the city, he did not return to the mansion to rest, but ran directly towards the court.

Above the court, today's early dynasty did not retreat from the court, and it has continued until now, all because Li Jun's soldiers in front of the city came to the city, and Li Jun's troops went to war. Now that the emperor is sitting on it and waiting for news from Li Jun, the hundred officials naturally do not dare to act rashly.

It's just that the emperor is sitting, but they are standing, and some of the older ministers' legs have begun to tremble because they have stood for too long. In his heart, he scolded Li Jun half to death, why hasn't this kid come back, win or lose, you should hurry up and get a result.

Fortunately, Li Jun did not disappoint them, just when they were about to lose their hold, outside the main hall, a person ran in quickly, knelt on the ground, and shouted: "Your Majesty, Li Dashhuai is back......"

The emperor stood up suddenly: "How is the battle, let him in." ”

As soon as the emperor's words fell, he heard a voice from afar, and before he saw anyone, it came in: "Your Majesty, you want to be the master of Weichen......

As soon as the emperor heard this crying voice, he knew the result, his face sank, and he sat back.

Then, Li Jun* ran in with two arrows in his buttocks, and as soon as he entered the hall, he knelt on the ground with a "poof-" and cried loudly, saying: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, you want to call the shots for Weichen......"

This scene fell in the eyes of the ministers, and Gu was stunned, what happened to this? Li Jun's shape is too weird, even if there is a piece of scalp missing on his head, what's the matter with two arrows stuck in his buttocks?

Looking at Li Jun kneeling there, the two arrows stood upside down, standing upright, and with his "bangbang" kowtow, the two arrows were still trembling, as if to show something......

"Your Majesty, you have to call the shots for Weichen, that Fang Ning is not a thing, he actually made an ambush outside the city early, as soon as Weichen left the city, he was fired by a volley of arrows, Weichen rushed to kill, and he was about to kill him, the live bird Fang Ning, this despicable and shameless villain, actually released cold arrows again, sneak attack and ...... with Weichen"

"Hmph-" The emperor snorted coldly, his anger became heavier and heavier, the soldiers were not tired of deceit, and he was still a benevolent gentleman on the battlefield, wouldn't he be an idiot, as a commander, he actually used such reasons as an excuse, he really deserved to be killed.

Fortunately, Li Jun quietly peeked at the emperor's reaction while he was talking, and when he saw that the emperor's face had changed, he hurriedly changed his words, and said: "However, these are all because of the negligence of the ministers, please punish the emperor......."

After that, Li Jun fought hard, and when he kowtowed, he knocked his head on the ground, as if the head on his neck was not his own, and the sound was very loud, and he smelled moving.

The emperor was already furious and planned to take Li Jun under the knife, but seeing that he was covered in blood and his head on the ground was already a blood-colored mark, his anger couldn't help but decrease a lot.

waved his hand, snorted coldly, and said, "Get down-"

"Thank you for the emperor's grace not to kill!" Li Jun hurriedly stood up, no longer mentioning the matter of being the master, hunched his waist, and retreated unusually quickly and withdrew from the outside of the hall.

When he turned to leave, the two arrows on his buttocks shook twice, as if to say goodbye to his ministers and the emperor. In the eyes of others, there was a burst of astonishment......

Li Jun left, the court was quiet again, the emperor's face was extremely ugly, he was besieged by his own army, and he couldn't be in a good mood to get there if he wanted to change which emperor.

In addition, Li Jun suffered another defeat, and not long after Li Jun left, the battle report was delivered.

The emperor almost fainted on the spot when he saw the battle report, the other party did not lose a single soldier, and his 30,000 horses actually trampled on more than 2,000 dead and wounded.

However, Fang Cai has already let him go, and if he comes back, there is no need for this, more importantly, there are no generals available in the court now, and Li Jun is also a veteran who has led troops for many years, if he really kills Li Jun, the emperor is really reluctant in his heart.

Since he has been spared, he will not be pursued, but the ministers in the court have been reprimanded for Li Jun.

"What to do? Are you talking? The emperor's gaze swept over everyone in turn, extremely fierce.

Everywhere the gaze passed, some people lowered their heads, some frowned and made contemplative gestures, and some people simply raised their heads and chests, but did not say a word......

In the end, the emperor's eyes were locked on Li Gang's body, he was the one who confidently said that Li Jun would fight, and now he was the one who didn't say a word, which was really annoying.

Looking at the emperor's angry gaze, Li Gang was shocked, hurriedly knelt down, and kowtowed a few times before he said: "The emperor is angry, it is expected that the rebels are just bluffing, and they dare not attack the city for a while, and this matter needs to be considered in the long run......"