Chapter 601: Yiren is close at hand
The night was dark, and everything was silent.
There are no lights in the courtyard of Nuoda, and I can only barely see through the starlight. The two figures shuttled one after the other in the courtyard-lined school palace, as if this place belonged only to the two of them.
Tang Anzhong was very happy, fortunately Lao Tzu had an idea to bring this woman, otherwise in such a big palace, I am afraid that I would not be able to find Lan Haitang's residence when I find it at dawn. And now, not only do you have someone who understands to guide you, but you can also admire the waist and graceful back of the world's first dancing girl from behind, which is really pleasing to the eye.
Feng Zhiyao's figure is not an exaggeration to describe it as "one in a thousand". With her slashed shoulders, straight and slender legs, and her small waist, which reaches to her thighs, she looks like a towering empress. Most people can't help but feel the urge to bow and worship, and a few people think directly of a double bed.
Alas, twenty-five years old and still an old virgin, what a pitiful. Lao Tzu wants to help you, but who called you an aunt? It's a pity, it's a pity!
Feng Zhiyao didn't know Tang An's dirty thoughts, and the frequency of her two legs was very fast, because she wanted to make sure to walk in front of Tang An. The longer she came into contact with this bastard, the more she understood a truth - it was not safe within a radius of three meters from him, and there was a possibility of being taken advantage of.
Except for the two nursing homes they met at first, they didn't meet anyone again along the way.
First, as one of the three holy places in the world, every Qi person will be proud of it, and any behavior that is unfavorable to the school palace will be regarded as a blasphemy against the entire Qi country. Therefore, petty theft is something that most people in Qi disdain to do.
Second, although the school palace is famous, it does not have too much luxury for money and materials. Because they know that they can get these things whenever they want. The harsh environment is more conducive to the growth of students. In such a holy place of clear water, very few people are willing to come and risk their lives.
Third, because of the existence of the Martial Academy, there is no need for too many guards in the Liberal Academy. There is a super bodyguard like one of the three great masters in the world, and the nursing home is just a decoration.
The architectural style of the courtyard group of Daqi is similar, and the Jixia School Palace is no exception. All the way, there is no danger through the entire school palace, and I come to a house in the backyard, which looks like a place for people to stay.
Feng Zhiyao said: "This is the teaching residence." ”
Tang An nodded, and looked around, most of the houses were pitch black, but there were still a few huts with lights burning, and it seemed that the students were studying at night.
"Where do you live in Cold, Salty and Wet?"
Feng Zhiyao covered her mouth and smiled: "Coward, do you really want them to sleep in one room?" ”
"Phew!" Tang An glared at him and said, "Dare to live in one room, Lao Tzu will cut off the children and grandchildren in minutes!" Fuck, I mean, we'll kidnap Leng Xian Wet first, and then let him tell us where Begonia lives. ”
"Tie ...... Kidnap? Are you crazy? Feng Zhiyao exclaimed.
Tang An sighed: "If Begonia is taken advantage of by that stinky boy when her soul is the most fragile, I will really go crazy!" ”
The two of them were discerning from the countless houses that looked similar, when they heard a "squeak", and the door of one house was suddenly pushed open!
Tang An reacted very quickly, took Feng Zhiyao's little hand again, and dodged behind the wall of a room. Not long after, a man walked out of a room not far from him, walked to the opposite wall and squirmed to open his trouser pocket, and after a while, the sound of "gargling" was heard.
This guy is actually peeing!
"Well, comfortable!" The man with his back to Tang An let out an extremely happy moan and muttered to himself: "Damn, dare to beat our Tang girl's idea, Lao Tzu will kill you with a soak of urine!" ”
Hearing this voice, Tang An was shocked. He didn't expect that he would meet his old acquaintance in another country - this voice, this tone, who else would there be besides Xu Xian?
"Brother Xu?"
Hearing that he dared to speak, Feng Zhiyao was shocked, and punched him in the arm with a reproachful face, reminding him not to talk nonsense. If their whereabouts are revealed, let people know that the world's number one dancer Ji Feng Zhiyao secretly sneaked into the Jixia School Palace, where would her face go?
Xu Xian had just finished peeing and fastening his belt, and inexplicably heard a seemingly calling, frowned and looked around, and said that he had heard it wrong, and muttered: "Isn't it that Miss Lan is talking about Brother Tang all day long, making Lao Tzu hallucinate?" ”
Seeing the appearance of the peeing person clearly, Tang Anxin was even more confirmed, and raised his voice slightly: "Brother Xu! ”
Xu Xian confirmed that it was not an illusion this time, turned his head to look around, and when he saw Tang An coming out of the corner clearly, he rubbed his eyes in disbelief, and a surprised smile slowly appeared on his shocked face, and said loudly: "Brother Tang? ”
"Shh
Tang An hurriedly made a gesture to silence him, Xu Xian also knew that he was speechless, and pulled Tang An to hide in the corner. But this time, he found that there was another person beside Tang An.
Charming eyes, cherry mouth, small face, thin legs, is this the fairy in the heavenly palace?
Xu Xian was slightly stunned, looked at Tang An as if asking, and asked, "Who is this ......?"
Feng Zhiyao's identity is special, and the fewer people who know it, the better. Tang An said vaguely: "Oh, she is...... My friend. ”
Xu Xian smiled lewdly, leaned close to Tang An's ear and whispered: "Understand-friends who have slept!" ”
Xu Xian, who admired Tang An's skills in picking up girls, had no doubt that he was there, whether it was Miss Lan or the female devil Cheng Caixi, none of them could escape the clutches of Brother Tang. Now even if someone tells him that Tang An slept with Chang'e, I'm afraid Xu Xian won't be surprised.
Feng Zhiyao's face was a little ugly. At this time, there was silence around him, and even if the seemingly serious man in front of him lowered his voice, the seven were extremely obscene. The word swing still drifted into his ears. Of course, she didn't blame a stranger, but glared at Tang An viciously.
Tang An laughed awkwardly, pretending not to see the white eyes of Feng Zhiyao, and took the opportunity to divert the topic and said, "Brother Xu, your pants are not fastened." ”
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Xu Xian looked down and saw that the birdcage was still open. He smiled apologetically and turned to rearrange it.
Tang An asked, "By the way, Brother Xu, is Begonia also in this school palace?" ”
In line with the principle of "friends and wives should not be bullied", Xu Xian used great perseverance to control no longer peeking at the extremely charming woman, and coughed: "Yes, it's in this small courtyard." When I saw you at the temple fair yesterday, I almost thought I had recognized the wrong person, why didn't you recognize Miss Begonia? Do you know that she came to Qi Country thousands of miles away, all for you! ”
Tang An nodded gloomily: "I know, I know." But at that time, the situation was exceptional, and recognizing her would only be dangerous to you. But that's okay, it's not too late for me to come, isn't it? ”
"Well, it's good to come, it's good to come!" Xu Xian gave Tang An a big hug, then frowned, and said: "By the way, there is one more thing - there is a little white face in this school palace, since I have seen Miss Lan, I have never forgotten her, and I have been attentive in every way, Brother Tang, you have to pay attention." ”
As soon as he heard this, Tang An's face suddenly fell again, and he asked, "What kind of 'big wet chest' is that?" ”
Xu Xian said with admiration: "Xiucai doesn't go out, he can know the world." Brother Tang, you can feel the situation here clearly from thousands of mountains and rivers, and it is really Zhuge reincarnated Hua Tuo who was reborn, and my brother admires it! ”
Fuck, Zhuge reincarnation can still be said, what does Hua Tuo's rebirth mean? It's terrible to be uneducated! Besides, the meaning of the big wet breasted courtship at the temple fair yesterday was clearly written on the face, could it be that Lao Tzu is blind?
However, Tang An couldn't help him save face, so he could only smile awkwardly: "This ...... Brother Xu has won the award. ”
"Hey-I've always had one thing to say, that Senior Brother Raushzi looks like a sick man, with a smirk on his face all day long, he hates as much as he wants, how can he compare with Brother Tang?" Xu Xian frowned and said, as if he had a stomach of opinions about the snubbing. "Damn, I've been looking at him unpleasantly for a long time! Actually dared to fight the idea of our Tang Dynasty national treasure Xiao Zhuge really ate the bear's heart and leopard gall. Lao Tzu was really angry, so he deliberately left the toilet and didn't go, just to defecate in the open! Well...... I'll come back later! ”
Feng Zhiyao looked at the two vulgar and shameless men in front of her, and finally understood the true meaning of a few ancient sayings.
A nest of snakes and rats, a pit and a rage, embarrassment, and collusion!
"There is character, I support you!" Tang An admired Xu Xian's personality and patted the latter's shoulder as encouragement. Then he looked left and right, and said, "Brother Xu, I don't have much time tonight, which room is Begonia in?" ”
"It's the room on the second floor over there." Xu Xian pointed from afar, there was a two-story small pavilion not far away, and there was a little fire in the upstairs room. "No one steals incense and jade in the middle of the night, Brother Tang is really emotional, no wonder the pickled girl is invincible. Go, brother, I'll give you the wind! ”
How do you say it's like a flower thief? It's hard to stand – but I love it!
Tang An nodded and said to Feng Zhiyao on the side: "Sister, you wait for me for a while, and I'll come when I go." ”
Feng Zhiyao curled her head slightly, and there was darkness all around, and there was a lewd one next to her. The and vulgar Xu Xian made her nervous, and said timidly: "You...... Don't keep me waiting too long. ”
This kind of performance made Xu Xian even more implement the relationship between the two. Take a look at Brother Tang's kung fu in training women: take the junior to find the original match, the junior is still obedient, it's really high!
Tang An turned his head and looked at a little bright color in the darkness, and his heart was extremely warm. That gentle and intellectual pretty face appeared in his heart, which only made Tang An feel extremely surging, and he couldn't wait to embrace the jade man in his arms now and feel pity.
Xu Xian heard the sound of the strings and knew the meaning of elegance, and laughed: "Brother, I'll help you again!" ”
As he spoke, his big hand grabbed Tang An's waist and sent it again, and shouted "get up". With the skill, Tang An only felt that the whole person rose uncontrollably, like a cloud driving through the mist, and in a blink of an eye, it actually fell into the corridor outside the small pavilion.
Seeing Tang An arching his hand in the direction he was, Feng Zhiyao sighed slightly, only feeling that his mood was extremely complicated.
Is this love? In order to see the people he loves, he would rather venture to the city among the killers. Just now, when he looked at the hut where Lan Haitang was, his eyes were full of indissolvable tenderness.
Feng Zhiyao's eyes were a little confused, love, what kind of feeling is it?
Xu Xian on the side felt that the atmosphere was a little awkward, smiled a little stiffly, and asked, "What do you call the girl?" ”
Feng Zhiyao came back to her senses and said out of politeness: "My surname is Feng." ”
"What a name!" Xu Xian slapped his thigh, was stunned immediately, and asked again: "That...... Is it the 'wind' of 'coquettish'? ”
Feng Zhiyao: "......"
(How about a few monthly passes, dear?) )