Chapter 148: Bad Ideas (Three Changes)
At the end of the lively reward ceremony, the people of the new imperial examination were bathed in the majesty of the mighty emperor and the heavenly family, and they hated to immediately report the king's intention on the golden platform and carry the jade dragon to die for the king.
The Luming banquet continued, Tang Shen suddenly became the focus of everyone, the big guy pulled him to sing the poem "Luming", danced the Kui Xing Dance, and the governor Cao Bangfu was also interesting, and even gave everyone a gold-plated rice bowl.
Of course, the unlucky egg Tang Qin, not only did he not get a golden job, but he also got a prison job!
Tang Shunzhi is so keen, when Tang Qin jumped out, he secretly arranged people, just when everyone was washing and preparing to receive the order, Tang Qin had already been taken away, not surprisingly, he had already begun to enjoy the torture.
The fire that was originally burning towards Tang Shunzhi suddenly changed direction and became a deadly dagger, which stabbed at Ao Mo and the people behind him instead.
For Tang Yi, although there is no danger, but he also lost a good poem in vain, you must know that there are not many famous poems in the Qing Dynasty, and those who commit taboos must be deducted, and what can be used is even more limited. As soon as he thought of this, he gritted his teeth.
"If you don't pinch Tang Qin up, I won't be called Tang Xingzhi!"
Tang Yi was about to make a move, when suddenly a little eunuch ran over.
"Tang Gongzi, godfather wants to see you."
"It's Gonggong Huang, what's the matter with him?"
Tang Yi was stunned, but he didn't dare to slack off, and said in his heart that he was going to ask for bribes, and if he didn't love money, he wouldn't be called a eunuch. He had to say to his father, "Go back first, I'll go back." ”
Tang Shen drank a lot of wine, and said half-drunk and half-conscious: "But if you want to come back early, we have to tell your mother the good news!" ”
"Okay!"
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Tang Yi followed the little eunuch and quickly arrived at the palace of the eunuch, and as soon as he arrived at the door, he saw long and large warriors on both sides. One by one, holding knives, guns, sticks, axes, hooks and forks, like the kings of the temple, full of majesty and murder.
Just as he was about to go inside, suddenly the samurai burst out and thrust the weapon in his hand. Across in front of Tang Yi, if he wants to go in, he has to walk under the weapon, and as soon as he loosens his hand, his life will be gone.
This is the yamen, it is simply the king of the mountain!
Tang Yi's little face couldn't help but change color, and said hesitantly: "Little father-in-law, my stomach is uncomfortable, come back tomorrow to visit ......" He turned around to run. How do you know that the two warriors rushed over and sealed Tang Yi's way to death!
"Count you ruthless!"
Tang Yi simply held his head high and took a big stride, I don't believe it, no matter how bold Huang Jin is, he can't kill a hero who has just been rewarded by the emperor!
Not to mention, Tang Yi played a trick, and these warriors were scared. Seeing that Tang Yi's head was a finger away from the head of the knife, he immediately touched it. I could only raise my hand and let Tang Yi pass, one of them was like this, and everyone behind was deflated.
Tang Yi walked in unharmed, bypassed the instrument door, and came to the front of the main hall. Suddenly, I saw a king-sized oil pot in front of me, boiling and tumbling, someone grabbed a human-shaped thing and threw it inside, and soon floated on it, turning into a golden and crispy little noodle figure.
"What kind of song is this!" Tang Yi was sweating.
The little eunuch went in. After a while, he came out and said with a calm face, "Godfather let you in." ”
Tang Yi could only bite the bullet, walked into the hall, looked up, and saw Huang Jin changing into civilian clothes, sitting there, trying to calm his face, his eyes widened, and trying to pretend to be scary. Helplessly, he was born with a smiling face, no matter how he stared, he didn't have much other use than to add a little joke.
"Father-in-law Huang, you called the boy, what are your orders?"
"Humph!" Huang Jin pursed his lips, slapped the table suddenly, and roared angrily: "Tang Yi, are you guilty? ”
Tang Yi blinked, spread his hands and said, "Please also ask your father-in-law to make it clear, the kid really doesn't know." ”
"Okay, dare to pretend to be confused!" Huang Jin waved his fingers like little carrots, and said angrily: "What's the matter with Yang Xuan, what's the matter with Shen Liang, you kid dare to hit the weaving bureau and hit the head of the inner court, you are all vegetarians when we are, there is no way to cure you?" Tell you, don't say it's such a little thing as you, even if it's a scholar, our family has cleaned up a lot, and no one dares to fart! ”
I have to say that the inner court is really scary, and in cooperation with the surrounding warriors, it is simply the survival of the obedient and the death of the rebellious, there is no doubt that the timid will kneel directly. Tang Yi was not bold, but he didn't kneel, but laughed secretly in his heart.
As Huang Jin said, the world of the difference in the identities of the two sides, if Huang Jin is willing, there is no need to spend so much time at all, put down the Hongmen banquet, and do a little tricks and feet, it is enough for Tang Yi to drink a pot, so painstaking, scaring himself, it means that his heart is weak and he is afraid - since I see through the empty city plan, why should I be afraid of you!
Huang Jin was also smart but was mistaken by cleverness, he wanted to give Tang Yi a horse, but he knew that it was self-defeating, and he became the poor donkey in Guizhou, which made people see through his hands and feet.
Tang Yi straightened his chest and said loudly: "Father-in-law Huang, if you think the kid is guilty, you can throw me into the oil pot and fry me, or you can chop me to death with a knife, the kid has nothing to say." ”
Saying that, Tang Yi sat on the floor tiles, hugged his head, and put on a posture of listening to and respecting, if you have the ability, you can do it!
I've seen a single, but I've never seen a single with a big eunuch, Huang Jin was completely dumbfounded, and said angrily: "Aren't you kid afraid of death?" ”
"It's useless to be afraid, it's better to have a good time!" Tang Yi buried his head and didn't say a word.
Seeing Tang Yi's hob meat virtue that couldn't be splashed with water and couldn't penetrate the needle, Huang Jintu exclaimed, he was so angry that he farted, stretched out his hand to point at Tang Yi, and scolded angrily: "Okay, run to our house and play Sanqingzi, you can do it, you really can!" ”
Tang Yi still didn't speak, and there was an eerie silence in the hall, and suddenly, Huang Jin slapped the table, and many warriors suddenly poured out from both sides.
"Father-in-law, do you want to do it?"
"I understand your mother's fart, get out of our house!" Huang Jin scolded angrily, and the warriors were so frightened that they ran outside. Huang Jin looked back at the two little eunuchs behind him.
"Let's go, you guys go out too!"
The little eunuch was stunned, and Huang Jin raised his fist viciously, so frightened that they also ran away.
"Close the doors and windows."
In the huge hall, only Huang Jin and Tang Yi were left, and Huang Jin turned around on the ground several times. Tang Yi just didn't move. He couldn't help it, walked up to Tang Yi, squatted on his fat body, and said angrily: "Little Ancestor, can you die if you make a noise?" Count on our family, please don't succeed! “
Tang Yi finally raised his head and said with a smile: "Father-in-law." If you have any instructions, just say, why scare the boy, I'm cowardly, if I am scared, my brain is not good, but it will not be good. ”
Huang Jin is speechless, his heart said that if you are timid, then there is no boldness. He simply sat opposite Tang Yi, and said with a sad face: "Our family doesn't hide it from you." Yang Xuan and our family are not all the way, he has done things that hurt the heavens and reason, and when he dies, he will stink. However, our family took over the errand of the Nanjing town guard and the weaving eunuch, and the master asked our family to pick up the errand of the Weaving Bureau again. ”
Only then did Tang Yi know that it was no wonder that the No. 3 person in the court, the big red man in front of the Son of Heaven, would run thousands of miles to the south of the Yangtze River, and it stands to reason that he would not be needed at all for the next reward, and it turned out that he had another task.
The eunuch guarding Nanjing is equivalent to the Qincha sent by the Son of Heaven. plus the weaving eunuch who is in charge of the money bag, this is the emperor and the god of wealth. What a lot of authority!
"Gonggong Huang, Your Majesty uses you so much, what else do you have to worry about?"
"Don't pretend to be confused for our family." Huang Jin scolded: "Zhou Shuo has told our family, your kid has a bit of the ability to turn stone into gold, and he is much more powerful than that Shen Liang." In the past few years, the Japanese have been making a lot of noise, and the silk cannot be sold. Can't get the silver, the cost in the palace is getting bigger and bigger, the weaving bureau is a fire pit, our family doesn't want to follow Yang Xuan's old path, how about it. Do you kid have a way? ”
Huang Jin was calm enough, directly picked it out, and said again: "Our family will not treat you badly, as long as you help our family get the weaving bureau right, you, and the people around you, our family is covered, even if Yan Ge Lao wants to find you trouble, our family will follow him to the master to theorize!" ”
Listening to Huang Jin's words, Tang Yi suddenly felt very pleasant, unlike the piri Yangqiu of the officials, these eunuchs often go straight to the point, as long as they are interested, civil officials want both fame and profit, obviously they are sold, and they have to carry the chastity archway on their backs, which makes people sick.
If you can get Huang Jin's support, you will have a channel to reach the heavens, and the benefits will be great. But Huang Jin's request is not so easy!
"Huang Gonggong, you are honest, the kid is not hidden, the sea route is not passable, if you want to restore the prosperity of the Weaving Bureau, I am afraid it will be even more difficult. Although the kid has some industry, he can't make up for the shortfall. ”
Huang Jin couldn't help laughing and scolding: "Are you our family eyeing your money? How much silver can you kid have, and can you handle those mouths in the palace? ”
Obviously, Huang Jin still doesn't know Tang Yi's family background, and of course Tang Yi doesn't need to rush to this big head.
"Huang Gonggong, according to the boy's opinion, you have to prepare to live a hard life, not a few years, or even more than ten years, the Japanese will not be able to settle down, and the sea route will not be smooth."
"What?" Huang Jin jumped up and said angrily: "Didn't you and your father just win the battle and eliminate more than 3,000 Japanese robbers?" ”
Dare to love this is also an optimist, Tang Yi couldn't help but smile bitterly: "Huang Gonggong, the origin of the Japanese is complicated, and it may not be clear to say that it is three days and three nights, the kid just wants to tell you, it is not easy to level the Japanese!" ”
"That's it!"
Huang Jin thought about relying on Tang Yi's quick wit to help him cope with it for a year and a half, and when the Japanese were eliminated and the weaving bureau returned to normal, his good days would come. If the Wako keeps making trouble, the weaving bureau can't make money, and it can't satisfy the appetite of the Son of Heaven, even if there are more saints, there will be a time when they will run out.
Thinking of this, Huang Jin shuddered, he really regretted that he was so hot-headed that he took such a mess!
Seeing Huang Jin grinding back and forth on the ground, Tang Yi asked tentatively: "Father-in-law Huang, the kid has a bad idea, do you want to hear it?" ”
"Say, say it!" Huang Jin grabbed Tang Yi's chest, and he was agile.
"I heard that His Majesty resides in Xiyuan and does not contact foreign ministers and concubines, but is there such a thing?"
"Hmm." Huang Jin nodded and said, "That's right, in addition to a few of our family, there is also Tao Tianshi, that is, Lu Taibao and the two elders, what do you want to say?" ”
Tang Yi smiled and whispered in Huang Jin's ear: "Father-in-law, since this is the case, the solution is a ready-made ......" (to be continued.) )