Chapter 382 isn't fun at all

Fang Xiaozhou looked at Lu Xiu'er and said, "Everything, you have to do it yourself to experience the fun." Only by doing it yourself will you understand the hard work of the process. Only by doing it yourself will you cherish the achievements you have made. ”

He slowly stood up and walked to Zheng Baocheng, who was already convulsing on the ground in pain, the latter was lying on the ground struggling and making a whining sound in his mouth, to be precise, the sound in his throat was very strange, like the sound that a wild dog makes when it is frightened and shrinks its tail. Zheng Baocheng's eyes were panicked and frightened, looking at Fang Xiaozhou as if he was looking at a devil. Fang Xiaozhou squatted down beside him, and Zheng Baocheng was so frightened that he kept shrinking back.

"You see, when horse thieves and robbers are scaring people, they always say that if you don't give money, I'll cut off your ears!"

Fang Xiaozhou chuckled and said, "But how do those horse thieves and robbers who don't enter the stream know what's the fun of cutting off their ears with a knife?" It's more refreshing and exciting to tear it by hand. ”

He reached out with his left hand and pinched one of Zheng Baocheng's ears, and then tore it to the side very slowly. Because of his slow movements, there was no sound, and Zheng Baocheng's ears were torn off his face directly. Similarly, because of the slow movement, the blood does not spurt out but flows slowly. His technique was skillful, and not a single drop of blood was splashed on his hand, which was still slightly swollen. Fang Xiaozhou stood up, pinched that ear and walked to Lu Xiu'er and squatted down, carefully observed the bloody ear and said, "Look, although the torn thing is not neat, the broken wound is very beautiful, right?" ”

Lu Xiu'er didn't speak, just looked at Fang Xiaozhou with disgusted eyes.

"You didn't eat at noon, you didn't eat at night, and you vomited a lot of things in the afternoon, are you hungry now?"

Fang Xiaozhou said sincerely: "If you are hungry, then eat this, okay?" It's less of it, but it's still fresh meat, and you don't know, human ears taste better than pig ears, I can assure you. ”

"Have you eaten?"

Lu Xiuer asked.

"Of course, as I said, I like to do a lot of things myself, so I know what it's like."

He pinched that ear and looked at it carefully, frowned, and said, "It's dirty, and I don't know if I haven't washed it for a few days." ”

After speaking, he took out a white cloth handkerchief from his arms, carefully wiped the bloody ear, and then pinched the ear and slowly put it in his mouth, clicked and bit off a small piece, he chewed it slowly, and then spit it out and said: "People are old, and the meat is not delicious." ”

He reached out with his right hand and pinched Lu Xiu'er's jaw, and stuffed most of his ear into his mouth. Lu Xiu'er was forced to chew, and blood flowed down the corners of his mouth. At first, Fang Xiaozhou forced his jaw back and forth, but then Lu Xiu'er simply took the initiative to chew it herself, and then swallowed it into her throat with a grunt. After swallowing it, he sighed comfortably and said, "It's really better than pig ears." ”

Fang Xiaozhou seemed to be very interested in such a tough prisoner, he smiled happily and said, "I like your attitude very much, it's been a long time since I've met such a cute prisoner as you." Since you think it's delicious, is it okay to eat another one? ”

"Okay"

Lu Xiu'er replied happily.

With a soft snort, Fang Xiaozhou tore off Lu Xiu'er's left ear, and then said with a smile: "Come, I'll treat you, eat more, you're welcome." ”

This tear was extremely abrupt, and Lu Xiu'er did not react. There was only a flower in front of his eyes, and then there was a sudden pain on the side of his face. When he felt the pain, his ears had been torn off by Fang Xiaozhou. Even though Lu Xiu'er was a Flying Tiger spy who had undergone hard training, he still couldn't hold back this sudden pain.

Ah screamed, and Lu Xiu'er's face immediately turned pale. Bright red blood flowed down his pale face, like a stump of plum falling on the snow.

"Don't eat?"

Fang Xiaozhou frowned and said, "The host has a treat, how can the guest refuse?" ”

"Did I say I wouldn't eat it?"

Lu Xiu'er glanced at Fang Xiaozhou contemptuously, then stretched out her mouth to catch her ear, opened her mouth wide and swallowed it directly, and then chewed it with a click. As I chewed, blood foam splattered out. There was also a wisp of blood running down the corner of his mouth, ticking down.

Fang Xiaozhou frowned slightly, put away his smile and asked, "Can you really eat it?" ”

Lu Xiu'er nodded: "Human ears taste good, especially my own ears, they taste very crispy, fragrant and fresh, I bet it's much better than the beef soup dumplings I ate in the morning." You're right, people always have to do it themselves, and if you don't taste it yourself, you naturally don't know the wonderful taste. But speaking of which...... You claim to try everything yourself, but I bet you haven't eaten your own ears. ”

Fang Xiaozhou was stunned for a moment, then nodded and said, "I'm not as good as you." ”

Lu Xiu'er smiled and said, "Look, I'm just a little minion of Yanyun Village, but you are not as good as me." ”

Fang Xiaozhou said with annoyance: "I'm not as good as you, because I'm not yet at the time when I have to eat my own ears." When the day comes, do you think I'll be stupid enough to die rather than eat? ”

Lu Xiu'er suddenly smiled, smiling very happily.

He looked at Fang Xiaozhou's eyes and said seriously: "You are inferior to mine after all, for example, under the same circumstances, we must eat what we have on our bodies, I eat my ears, you dare to eat, I eat my nose, you dare to eat, I eat my tongue, you dare to eat, but if I eat my own, what do you eat?" ”

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Fang Xiaozhou sighed, stood up and said, "Today I finally met someone who really makes me admire, don't worry, I will not kill you easily, you make me very happy and excited." If all of you Yanyunzhai are people like you, then I will be happier, because I will have a lot of people playing slowly, very slowly, very slowly. I've killed a lot of people, not to mention the fastest one, I remember the slowest one I killed, thirteen days old, that guy was also a tough guy, but on the fourth day he was cowardly. I hope you can hold on for a few more days, not less than thirteen days, or I'll be disappointed in you. ”

Lu Xiu'er nodded and said, "Don't worry, if it's less than thirteen days, I will be disappointed in myself." ”

"Why?"

Fang Xiaozhou asked, "You don't want to die soon?" ”

"I don't want to."

Lu Xiu'er said seriously: "Living one more day is a day, even if it is painful, I am aware and aware of my existence." But what about death, I'm ignorant and unconscious, how boring is it? I can't even feel the pain, it's not interesting to think about it. ”

"Well, you have a lot of point."

He turned around and instructed the two red-robed secret guards: "Peel Zheng Baocheng, be careful, don't break the skin, I have saved more than 20 human skins, and if you make up a few more, you can paste a human skin war drum, and it must be very loud when it is beaten." ”

"Execution Envoy, dead or alive?"

The red-robed dark guard asked cautiously.

"Didn't you hear what the strong man just said?"

Fang Xiaozhou pointed at Lu Xiu'er and said unhappily: "It's beautiful to be alive, because there is consciousness and awareness, even pain is a kind of enjoyment that proves existence, and when you die, what else do you enjoy?" ”

"Got it"

The red-robed dark guard nodded.

"Peel it right in front of him."

Fang Xiaozhou pointed at Lu Xiu'er: "Let him look carefully, and let him see every knife clearly." If your hands shake and break my skin, I will skin you with my own hands. ”

Just when a bloody and tragic scene was staged in the stone room, the old shopkeeper of Shen Ji Grain Store changed into a black night suit, and quietly arrived outside the high wall of the palace with five powerful spies in the night. He glanced back, then gestured a few times. The spy behind him nodded, and then sneaked in the direction of the palace gate of the Huanyi room.

There is a small door when the Huanyi room goes out of the palace, and it is the same small door as the incense room that goes out of the palace to deal with feces. The defenses here were the weakest, and the soldiers patrolling back and forth on the palace walls were the least. The five spies stopped near the small door, and then began to stack Arhats quickly and cleanly. The person at the bottom was a strong man with a height of 1.9 meters, and the other four stood on the shoulders of their companions in turn. After the five people stood against the wall, the old shopkeeper took a breath and climbed up, and after only four or five strokes, he reached the highest place.

He took a noose from his bosom and threw it three times before hanging it on the wall. After dragging it, confirming that it had been sturdy, the old shopkeeper quickly climbed up, and the secret spies below went up the palace wall one by one along the rope. The strong man who came up finally hung the rope on the other side of the palace wall, and then spontaneously found a secret place to hide.

The old shopkeeper and the other four people slid down the rope and soon entered the palace walls.

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In the lowest room of the Raccoon Room, there was a secret passage leading to the camp of the red-robed dark guards. It was not difficult for the old shopkeeper to find this secret passage, because he found the mark left by his own people. This made him a little sad, he didn't know under what circumstances Lu Xiu'er could still leave these marks. What he knew was that Lu Xiu'er's condition at that time must have been very bad.

The mark is simple, and it is not a conventional. But the old shopkeeper could recognize it at a glance, it must have been left by Lu Xiu'er. Lu Xiu'er's arms were taken off at that time, and his two calves were pinched off, but the part of his legs above the knees was still moving, so before entering the secret passage, he endured severe pain and kicked a few times, knocking a red-robed dark guard with his arm on his arm and staggering at the entrance of the secret passage.

The entrance to the secret passage was a little narrow, and the clothes of the dark guards who hit the wall were torn apart, leaving a mark on the wall, reddish but visible if you looked closely.

Perhaps it was an intuition, and the old shopkeeper firmly believed that the secret passage was here. So he tried to move everything that could be moved near the walls of the house, and sure enough, a flower pot turned to reveal a swarthy hole. He left one man here to answer him, and then led three of them into the secret passage.

After exiting a door, there is a path, and the old shopkeeper walks cautiously all the way inside. Then he saw a door, and at this time, he smelled something different in the air. He paused to take a closer look, and a flash of inspiration flashed through his mind. He knew what it tasted like, and it was familiar.

He quietly pushed the door open, and then led someone inside. It was only when I arrived in the courtyard that the lights suddenly became brighter. Countless red-robed dark guards surrounded them, and a leader-like figure slowly walked out of the stone chamber and smiled, "The executor guessed correctly, welcome to your arrival." ”

"Let's go! On the riverside. ”

The old shopkeeper shouted in a low voice, and the three people behind him immediately turned around and ran. The old shopkeeper did not run, he stopped at the door. He didn't plan to leave, so he told the other three people what he had just discovered.

The three spies turned around and left, rushed out of the secret passage to meet their companions, rushed out of the room, rushed under the palace wall, and then climbed up along the rope, until they reached the top of the city wall, and they saw a corpse. The sturdy spy who stayed here to answer was dead, and dozens of red-robed secret guards were looking at them coldly above the palace wall.

"Let's go!"

The three spies spontaneously stayed in the way, and one spies quickly slid down the city wall. He didn't look back once, and the fight on the walls didn't seem to have anything to do with him. His steps were swift and his face was calm, but his heart ached, for he knew that none of his companions would come back alive.

Fang Xiaozhou sat cross-legged on the roof of a house, watching the black shadow shuttle quickly through the alley.

He smiled and muttered, "It's a little boring, just digging out the secret stronghold of Yanyun Village is too easy, and it's not fun at all." ”