Chapter 3 The invincible character in the game
When Zhang Xiaofan was enjoying scolding, he saw the ancient costume he had never seen in the corner of his eye, and he knew that this was very wrong! Tied yourself up like this, and are there still kidnappers who wear ancient costumes to fool themselves? Wake up from sleep without any feeling, become this surname, absolutely crossing!
Dou Shi came to the edge of the iron cage with joy, a pair of plain hands tightly grasped the bent iron rod that did not want an iron rod, with tears in his eyes, and his lips trembled with anticipation: "My poor child, are you sober?" ”
Zhang Xiaofan looked at this beautiful and peerless woman, very embarrassed, and just wanted to scratch his head with his hand, there was another huge pain from his worn hand, "Uh! Cautiously Chong Dou said, "I'm sober!" But who are you? Dou Shi exclaimed: "My son, you don't recognize your mother?" ”
"Huh? Are you my mother? So young? "Zhang Xiaofan knows that he is soul pierced! Otaku may be very brittle when there is danger and when things are not going well, but in this situation where there is no danger now, the big heart of the otaku is definitely incomparable to ordinary people!
"Hmmm! The child has suffered you, I am really your mother Dou! I'll get you out now!" Come on, let me out! "Dou was not an ordinary person - Empress Dou of Tang Gaozu (about 569 - about 613), known as Empress Taimu, was the daughter of Dou Yi, the governor of Dingzhou, and the eldest princess of Xiangyang, the sister of Emperor Wu of the Northern Zhou Dynasty.
It is said that this Empress Taimu was born extraordinary, and her hair grew above her neck as soon as she was born, and when she was three years old, this hair was already as long as her height. Emperor Wu of Zhou was very fond of this niece and raised her in the palace since she was a child. She was very worried about the disharmony between her uncle Emperor Wu of the Northern Zhou Dynasty and the Empress Turkic Princess, and advised Emperor Wu of Zhou: "The four sides are not quiet, the Turks are still strong, I hope that my uncle will be comforted and soothed, and think of the common people." But with the help of the Turks, Jiangnan and Kanto cannot be troubled!" At this time, Dou may only be six or seven years old, and he can have such an opinion, and he was immediately shocked. Emperor Wu of Zhou was the first to be right, and immediately accepted the advice of the little niece, and his attitude towards Empress Ashina changed greatly.
The two servants who followed opened the iron lock with trembling hands and feet, good fellow, this lock is bigger than a human head! There is a reason why the two servants trembled, and now they look at this master and are fine, but who knows when this young master will go crazy! Dou is his own mother, even the master does not dare to be disrespectful to his wife! You can only open the lock and pray for God's blessing!
Fortunately, after removing the young master's chains, nothing happened. Zhang Xiaofan felt as if he hadn't eaten for a year, and the folic acid in his stomach almost reached his throat. If it weren't for the bloodstains on his wrist, Zhang Xiaofan would really think he was dreaming!
Zhang Xiaofan stood up, and immediately felt that his body was about to fall apart, and sat on the ground with a "plop". The two servants who were trembling and numbing their legs and walking back finally lost the strength to support them, and they both squatted on the ground! Zhang Xiaofan looked at the two servants who were also sitting on the ground strangely, and said to the mother of this body pitifully: "I'm hungry ......."
The frightened third son who looked behind Dou also took a step back in fright, who is not afraid? Dou's! hugged Zhang Xiaofan, who was sitting on the ground: "My poor child, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay!" Zhang Xiaofan had the heart to push it away, but he was a little dazed, and when he was at a loss, Dou let go of Zhang Xiaofan and looked at it, and said: "Child, you see that you are dirty now, go to the front yard with your mother, let someone help you wash it, and I will ask someone to help you arrange food." When your father comes, you will see him, and your father will be worried about you! After speaking, he didn't introduce his brothers and sisters to him, but took his hand and walked to the front yard! Zhang Xiaofan was stunned and went with Dou without resistance, and the third son followed. It took a long time for the two servants to recover their strength and walk towards the front yard with their arms!
Dou explained Zhang Xiaofan to the maids to carefully clean San'er, and then walked to the bedroom tiredly. In addition to Li Jiancheng, the birth interval of the four sons behind this is very short, and after giving birth to the third son, he was injured, and he has not completely recovered, and he gave birth to his daughter and the fifth child one after another, plus the madness of the third son, Dou's body is about to be unable to support it! As soon as today's joy passed, Dou finally fell ill!
Zhang Xiaofan followed the maids in a daze, and only woke up when she was dressed after the maids washed her! At that time, watching those pairs of soft little hands stroking back and forth on his body, Zhang Xiaofan's mouth never closed! The face that is not a few colors worse than the monkey's ass almost dyed all the hair red! But fortunately, there is that big heart: "Ancient, ancient!" [***]Ah[***]...... "If it weren't for the panicked rabbit-like eyes and twitch-like hands, this otaku would have had to them all with shame!"
After the maid finished cleaning up, she disappeared in the blink of an eye like a ghost chasing them!
"Cut! I don't know, is my brother so terrible? Yes! So ugly!? Zhang Xiaofan looked at the bronze mirror, and he was very unfamiliar with himself. You must know that the image of Li Yuanba in the commentary is like this - he is twenty years old, born with a sharp mouth and shrunken cheeks, and a yellow hair in the middle. Wearing a black gold crown, his face is like a sick ghost; Skinny and powerful. There are four elephants in both arms, but they are brave, twisted iron like mud, better than Xiang Yu in the Han Dynasty. A meal of rice, ten catties of meat. With two iron hammers, 400 catties each, the two handles have a total of 800 catties, as large as a cylinder. Sitting on a ride of thousands of clouds, the world is invincible.
Eating the tasteless food in front of him, and holding his arm that seemed to be tied with a thousand pounds of weight, Zhang Xiaofan now has a question in his mind: Who am I dressed in? The vague appearance in the bronze mirror made him very tangled - the sunken eyes and skinny face were like ghosts, and the waist-length long hair was scattered, and the cooperation was really like a demon crawling out of hell! The skin is very rough, dry, and cracked like a tattoo! Severe malnutrition as if the body did not belong to him!
"Your mother! Dressed like this, isn't it going to hang up soon? Hey, that's fine! Anyway...... There is no ugliest, only ugliest! "Zhang Xiaofan is already dead set on his appearance, looking at the condition of this body, he will definitely not live for a year! He guessed very right, according to historical records, next year will be his taboo! He only ate a little bit of the food on the table, and he couldn't hold it anymore, so he staggered to the [***] bed and fell asleep! This sleep is three days, and when I wake up, I become a motherless child!
Li Yuan and his eldest son Li Jiancheng heard the news that the third son was sober, and rushed back that night. But as soon as I entered the door, I heard that my wife Dou had died! The ups and downs of one joy and one sorrow made Li Yuan almost faint! By the time the funeral was over, it would have been six days! When I recovered from my grief and thought of my worried third son, it was a month later......
A month of cultivation has made Zhang Xiaofan look more pleasing to the eye. However, this body made Li Yuan's heart lift again, and the third son that could be blown by a gust of wind made his heart sad even more: "Could it be that I just lost my wife, and I want to lose my third son!?" Looking at the sick appearance of the third son, Li Yuan waved weakly to let the third son go down, and the surname Suo couldn't see it and felt better!
Zhang Xiaofan's month is enough time for himself to understand who he is dressed in, Li Xuanba, a historical name that has never left an impression in his mind! The third child, isn't it Li Yuanba? Seeing that his body is about to die at any time, how can it coincide with the invincible Li Yuanba in his impression? However, Li Xuanba, who knows that he is crazy, is very similar to that invincible person! It's a strange phenomenon!
"Hey! If only I were Li Yuanba! Li Xuanba? I've never heard of this person! Zhang Xiaofan lamented and thought! I had no choice but to live with the idea of eating and waiting for death.
It's not that Zhang Xiaofan doesn't want to make a difference in this troubled world, but this body is too weak! It's hard to move that cheating daddy's Hu Deng, not to mention what beauties enjoy it! According to the infinite strength and steel bones when he went crazy, Zhang Xiaofan had to wonder if he was the sequelae of the crossing!
sighing every day, I don't think that my second brother is Li Shimin, the first emperor of the ages, what if I see it, I am not a precocious little boy now! Lying in bed every day lamenting your bad luck, it is best to die early and be reincarnated. But I'm the first master of the game can't play anymore.,I knew that I crossed.,It's better to play in front of the computer until you die?
Among the brothers and sisters who eat well and sleep every day, think crankily when they can't sleep, and deal with greetings from time to time, Zhang Xiaofan has survived a year with his weak body!
614 is the year when history records the untimely death of Li Yuan's third son, Li Xuanba. Why doesn't Zhang Xiaofan, an otaku, know that Li Xuanba is Li Yuanba, who was renamed in later generations? This question is also very simple, there are many people who don't know Li Yuanba's real name! However, Zhang Xiaofan is also very regretful that he came to this world and did not see the legendary Li Yuanba, which has to be said to be a big regret......
In early summer, Zhang Xiaofan entered a dying state! The high fever overnight made the fragile body unable to support the flickering fire of life! Li Yuan took his sons and concubines anxiously in the outer room, almost waiting for Langzhong's ultimatum to the third son! Zhang Xiaofan entered Li Yuanba's body in the game of his previous life in a trance, looking at the perverted caste, Zhang Xiaofan had an unrealistic feeling - character: Li Yuanba, surname: steel and iron bones, exercises: hegemony golden body formula, progress: full level, surname: unlimited defense, divine power to break the sky! P.S. Fear of all bad states! Equipment: None! Armament: drum urn golden hammer, surname: never damaged, indestructible; Kill the gods when you meet the gods, and slaughter the Buddha when you meet the Buddha! P.S. There is a chance that you will ignore everything and kill with one hit! Legend has it that the owner of this hammer, Li Yuanba, felt it personally! Character title - unparalleled in the world! This is the only and simplest introduction to the full-level Li Yuanba in the game, and there is no semicolon other than that!